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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it had lasers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it captured my attention enough to make me want to sit through the whole thing

      Thank you. You two may now shit on it as much as you'd like.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i never seen it though but i knew it would have lasers

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it captured my attention enough to make me want to sit through the whole thing

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it looks really nice. cinematography, post production, effects. the whole trilogy are some of the best looking movies ever made in fact

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The one thing I will admit about the sequel trilogy, despite all the hate I have for it, they are very well directed on a technical level. All shot on film with great effects, practical locations, good camerawork. Rise of Skywalker a little less so because of how dark certain sequences are, but it still looks better than 99% of blockbusters coming out nowadays.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I remember I really liked that one scene with Kylo Ren on his ship with the white interior talking to Rey because of how good it looked.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Technically the ST is solid. Creatively it's shit. Therein lies the rub.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the whole trilogy are some of the best looking movies ever made in fact

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As dumb as the plots are, Rian Johnson movies always look really nice. He'd be considered one of the best directors of our time if he was simply not allowed anywhere near the scriptwriting process

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It looked pretty? Not that the characters are pretty. Just that it looked pretty.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's salt.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no way, i thought it was snow?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The hyperspace ramming scene was VERY pretty to look at.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kylo ren's lightsabre with the crossguard is cool as frick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he had that in the first movie

      I don't understand what this means. What do people mean when it tried to do something different.

      people who say that never expands on what they mean

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't just a rehash of things that had been done before. Same characters, same themes, same worlds, etc. TLJ introduced some new planets, some different characters, was willing to delve into moral ambiguity rather than phoning in another good guy/bad guy plot. It goes into some uncharted waters and has you asking some questions, rather than feeling like a tech demo of things we have already seen before.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          obviously we didnt watch the same movie

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >moral ambiguity
          >uncharted waters
          A Star Wars video game already did that back in 2004. Did it better, too, in my opinion.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't say it was good, it was just the only movie that had me paying attention

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It tried to do something different. Not by much, but it tried. Succeeded, no, but tried, yes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand what this means. What do people mean when it tried to do something different.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it also was ripping off rotj instead of just empire like people expected

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was still a rip off of the previous ones, but not as much as the other two. It took the previous new-new hope's setup and shit on it, jumped straight to the endgame and tried to force a sequel to do something new with Kylo killing the Emperor character, which should have led to an interesting setup with Kylo as the new emperor. Then the sequel went right back to just being another Return of the Jedi.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kylo was made to be a complete joke throughout these movies. If Rian wanted to make him the big bad he should have made him a credible threat.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"Look man, your obsession with the past in unhealthy, let the past go. It's never coming back"
        same movie
        >"IT'S SALT, NOT SNOW. THAT MAKES IT DIFFERENT DAMN IT!!!"
        also
        >"Look, shit needs to grow up sometimes okay? Adulthood is realizing your childhood heroes are not perfect. It's time to grow up. Be mature."
        same movie
        >"Marvel quips! Marvel quips! You mama! Yum yum tit milk. Do you feel the force? Lol I'm just playing with your fingers with a branch."

        If you forget the fact a professional writer's FRICKING JOB is to make logical progression between cause and effect that just so *happens* to flush out a theme at the same time and focus solely on the theme while ignoring all the illogical shit...it still doesn't fricking work. It's a notalgia bait movie that shits on nostalgia. Its defenders swear its the most mature and adult in the bunch when it's easily the most childish. That is how you try to do something and fail. TLJ's theme is "Frick everything that makes you watch us milk this franchise" while also milking the frick out of this franchise. TLJ's theme is "Lol, grow up" while constantly tossing in immature humor to undermine every point it makes, sinking dramatic tension constantly. Even JJ did this but not to this level man.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Letting go of the past and maturing aren't necessarily the same thing. It's still a kids movie, the theme is just leaving the past behind and letting something new take root. In a way Rian is shitting on everyone who hated the prequels and loved the force awakens, so out of everyone to make a Star Wars movie I think Rian came closest to doing something in the spirit of Lucas. At the end of the day Star Wars is just a shitty Dune/Flash Gordon rip off that acted as a canvas for George to show off cool effects and comment on politics within a fantasy setting, anyone elses idea of what it's supposed to be is false. Rian obviously didn't have any interesting political messaging (other than animal abuse is le bad) and instead focused on meta commentary but it was a point that had to be made if Star Wars films in the spirit of Lucas were ever going to be made again. Of course it backfired spectacularly and we get nothing but nostalgia slop until the end of time now

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"Look man, your obsession with the past in unhealthy, let the past go. It's never coming back"
          You know that this came from the bad guy, right anon?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There were a couple cute girls in it but Rian made sure to kill them in the first 10 minutes

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It would be harder to name a flaw.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    evolved the "force bond" (KotoR).

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Complex character's arcs.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had already been set up by Force Awakens that it would be at best a big pile of shit so when Rian went nuclear and fully trolled the audience multiple times I was loving it, in a, "wow imagine if they really put this in a Star Wars movie" way, except they DID

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every choice Rian made was excellent considering his options. JJ set up Rey, Finn and Poe to be the new Luke, Han, and Leia. The problem is they're all fricking boring, so he sends Finn and Poe off on irrelevant side quests and uses Reys POV to show us Kylo Ren and Lukes story which is the meat of the film. Kylo Ren as he's depicted in the last Jedi is more interesting than any other character in the franchise
    >B-but he made Luke a bitter old man
    Nope, if you were paying attention to the slop awakens you'd know JJ did that. Luke HAS to have cut himself off from the force or there's no reason for him to still be on a remote island at the end of the force awakens instead of coming to help. Luke isolating himself on some island and cutting himself off from the force was all JJ and it fell on Rian to make sense of that, which he did expertly by tying it to Kylo Rens story

    The side quests I mentioned Poe and Finn were sent are absolute shit and I won't defend those, but he had to include them somehow because JJ set them up as main characters and Rian made the smart decision to keep them the frick away from the character like Luke and Kylo that actually matter. Imagine Jon Boyega meeting luke and being "o shit yous dat famous Jedi", that's what JJ would've done and Rian protected us from it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with your statements and I will say that the Luke/Kylo subplot is truly a well-crafted and compelling narrative. I just wish Rey had some personality.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think if he’d taken the route briefly set up of Rey joining the Dark Side with Kylo Ren then it would have been absolute kino.
      I don’t know why he decided against that direction for someone so big into subversions.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is purely speculation on my part but i could see that being his original plan and lucasfilm (KK) stepping in and telling him no, rey has to remain good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rian tried to save Star Wars. But then JJ dashed all his efforts quite expertly with the atrocious TROS, which is surely the worst Star Wars movie ever made.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >intelligent Star Wars post
      Refreshing. Don't see many of those anymore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brainy post

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rian took some of the most fundamental laws of the Star Wars universe and took a giant, wet shit all over them. I don't know what you're trying to say here, but you are a monumental moron.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Such as? Lol there are "fundamental unbreakable laws" in a series about space wizardry?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >lol its a movie about space wizards for children
          >its also the best movie ever made chuds

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You don't understand film as a medium.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wonder what this kind of person looks like IRL

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          le sigh

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Characters were salvageable, TFA was so bad that didn't truly develop any character, everybody hates TLJ because it was a lost opportunity , the final characters we finally had were just moronic and obnoxious.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Destroyed Star Wars, film journalism and redpilled everyone working in the industry to the fact they were the baddies.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That scene with Luke entering the Millennium Falcon was beautiful and I wish the rest of the film respected him like that scene.
    Like it genuinely felt like a continuation of the original trilogy if only for a brief moment.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eveything.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That scene with Luke entering the Millennium Falcon was beautiful and I wish the rest of the film respected him like that scene.
      Like it genuinely felt like a continuation of the original trilogy if only for a brief moment.

      Every choice Rian made was excellent considering his options. JJ set up Rey, Finn and Poe to be the new Luke, Han, and Leia. The problem is they're all fricking boring, so he sends Finn and Poe off on irrelevant side quests and uses Reys POV to show us Kylo Ren and Lukes story which is the meat of the film. Kylo Ren as he's depicted in the last Jedi is more interesting than any other character in the franchise
      >B-but he made Luke a bitter old man
      Nope, if you were paying attention to the slop awakens you'd know JJ did that. Luke HAS to have cut himself off from the force or there's no reason for him to still be on a remote island at the end of the force awakens instead of coming to help. Luke isolating himself on some island and cutting himself off from the force was all JJ and it fell on Rian to make sense of that, which he did expertly by tying it to Kylo Rens story

      The side quests I mentioned Poe and Finn were sent are absolute shit and I won't defend those, but he had to include them somehow because JJ set them up as main characters and Rian made the smart decision to keep them the frick away from the character like Luke and Kylo that actually matter. Imagine Jon Boyega meeting luke and being "o shit yous dat famous Jedi", that's what JJ would've done and Rian protected us from it

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When is Knives Out 3 dropping?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It had pretty shots and fx and shit.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it made me stop giving a frick about star wars

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God, I can’t man. I just can’t.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The throne room scene was my favorite part of the movie. Kylo could have been a cool character if they didn’t make him a weakling who jobs in the biggest moments.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The scene where R2 uses the old Leia hologram to convince Luke to help was a touching callback.

    That is literally all I can say.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The next movie was worse

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It cured a lot of nerds of their obsession over childish movies,and give them chance to improve themselves (get to exercise,educate more,find better Jobs) instead of wasting time watching slope.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It ended.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It killed that c**t Hamill and continues to make Star Wars fans incredibly buttflustered to this day.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      trumpturd detected kys

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The tension btw Rey and Kylo is done pretty well. The way Kylo toys with her via the force connection through her clumsy attempts to turn him. Like a cat with a mouse.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the Luke storyline and I don't know why that was the thing neckbeards chose to get pissy about over everything else in the movie that sucked

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Yoda scene actually captured his original personality.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the only good movie from the sequel trilogy

    mike's idea to have jj direct was not good

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Rey and Kylo talking then fighting together, then Kylo fighting Luke, but Luke was a ghost

    I didn't like yoda lightning strike, casino planet, mon mothma, weird opening space fight, Leia

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >let's just ruin our $2+ billion dollar investment for no reason
    God I fricking hate Disney

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The spent $4 billion just buying the franchise. Then probably another $4 billion or so producing the movies and tv shows. Then $2.4 billion adding the exhibitions and hotel to their theme park. Now they're left with a franchise no one likes.
      Solid investment.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there was glimpse of luke being what he was supposed to be and unironically those alien tit creatures

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's better than the next one

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It ends.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It had real sets

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That one shot of the clothes iron that looks like a spaceship landing made me genuinely laugh out loud both times I watch the movie

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PROS!
    > Good emotional performance from Hamill.
    > Decent performance from Driver.
    > Snoke is a bit more charismatic than expected.
    > Dern's death was a cool sequence.
    > The reveal of Rey's parents being nobodies was intelligent.

    SUBJECTIVE PROS & CONS DEPENDING ON YOU PERSONALLY!
    > Rehashing the At-Ats.
    > Kelly Marie Tran (many find her horribly annoying, I was mostly indifferent to her), no matter what she was just a waste, time spent on her they should have been building up Poe & or Finn.
    > The idea of the throne room battle was great but the execution & choreography was weak.
    > The final "duel" between Luke & Kylo was moderately cool but anti climatic.
    > Leia's force flight through space.

    CONS!
    > The slug crawl space chase massively drags the film & pacing down. It also makes the scale & feel of the film seem much less epic/cinematic.
    > Dern is wasted as a ungodly unlikable b***h of character.
    > Poe is wasted by being forced to sit around and deal with her horseshit.
    > Finn is wasted by being forced to go on a irrelevant Capitalism demonizing subplot on the casino planet.
    > Leia is wasted.
    > Demonizing of the Jedi & heroism in general.
    > Demonizing of Luke & turning him into a nihilistic, sarcastic jackass.
    > Rey less likable & less endearing than she was in TFA.
    > Luke not actually training Rey at all.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Liking or not, it was the best one among the sequels.....
    I know that isn't that much of a good achievement ... But still

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to say that Rey looked hot but even in this movie, she didn't look nearly as lust-provoking as she did in TFA.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never hated it. I get not liking it, but acting like it's one of the worst movies ever made seems very forced and insincere.

    One positive thing? The visuals were amazing.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cinematography, acting, directing, production design, sound mixing, most of the script

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Luke's standoff against the invasion force on not-hoth was pretty epic.
    And with Snoke dead and Kylo and Rey both having gray tones, I really wanted to see where it goes. Dark Rey, First Order infighting, Empress Rey, so many options.
    But JJ retconned it all to go for the most boring version and have his 2 hour treasure hunt in the middle.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was able to stream a camrip rather easily, and knew within four (4) minutes that there were no redeeming qualities with this nonsense.
    I watched Shinobi-geddon instead.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Putting the yo momma joke up front saved me having to sit through two hours of this garbage to know it was awful.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was able to stream a camrip rather easily, and knew within four (4) minutes that there were no redeeming qualities with this nonsense.
      I watched Shinobi-geddon instead.

      Luke's standoff against the invasion force on not-hoth was pretty epic.
      And with Snoke dead and Kylo and Rey both having gray tones, I really wanted to see where it goes. Dark Rey, First Order infighting, Empress Rey, so many options.
      But JJ retconned it all to go for the most boring version and have his 2 hour treasure hunt in the middle.

      Bump

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's fascinatingly bad

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was the only Nu Wars episode that actually attempted to do something different and take the series in a new direction. It actually tried.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I fully agree. The other two just feel like attempts to pander to menchildren. And that just makes me feel grossed out on a very deep level.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's definitely by far the best out of the sequel trilogy. That's not really saying much, but it is what it is.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm tired of pretending that this movie isn't a great Star Wars.
    It is.

    The only thing holding it back is the JJ Abrams shit that comes before and after.
    Cut it out and forget the previous and subsequent movie and it's pure KINO.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The throne room fight scene has some of the best slapstick I've ever seen.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It destroyed Disney Star Wars.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SW was already killed by prequels

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, every time I go on Star Tours it plays this fricking piece of shit instead of the cool Death Star trench run where you're chased by Boba Fett and the ride speakers blast Asteroid Field

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should have just made rey evil and Kylo good it would have saved the fricking franchise.
    Finn getting glory cucked by the chink is my all time favorite star wars related thing.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had a visceral hatred for the Force Awakened for being one big rehash of episode 4, which was made solely for the purpose of pandering to manchildren. Such a staggering amount of its scenes, plot devices, and worst of all setups for the next movies were just copied from the original trilogy. I went into TLJ expecting it to be more of the same. But then something different happened. I saw Rian take a big seamy dump on all of the dogshit that Abrams set up. I could tell that Johnson had the same experience as me when watching episode seven, and that he knew the direction of the series needed a sharp course correction. A correction that was very jarring at times, but one that was desperately needed for anything in the new trilogy to be worth salvaging. I felt such massive schadenfreude when Johnson took the manchild-pandering elements and did something else with them. That he tried to take it in a direction that the SW movies have not yet explored. Overall, I would say that the movie still suffers from a lot of flaws, some of them are related to trying to course correct, and some of them are new, like the ridiculous scene with Leia flying through space, but out of all the sequel trilogy films I think it's the only one that's worth watching, even if you don't really like it in the end.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It killed Disney Star Wars.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit movie. The only thing I liked was the visuals of the ship getting rammed at light speed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you like to be rammed at light speed too, gay boy

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The lady next to me in the theater seemed like she got a really good nap.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The salt/crystals foxes were neat

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Say ONE good thing about it
    It stopped me from giving a shit about Star Wars permanently.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it when Poe told admiral Gender Studies "Tell me you have a plan, don't even tell me what the plan is, just tell me that you have one, and I won't mutiny", and admiral Gender Studies still didn't tell him, for utterly no reason, even at gunpoint.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It proves that women have shit taste in everything because all this stuff was/is made for modern women

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cope. It's space capeshit. It's specifically made to pander to manchildren. It just so happens that the a lot of those manchildren are liberal basedboys, so it makes more sense to pander to them for optimizing profits, than to pander to the poltards.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Umm sweety the Force is Female

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its better than the other two its still terrible in most regards but i feel like it at least tried

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the Luke and Kyle fight scene looked very cool and cinematic. Too bad it was all fake

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cute gril

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Porgs are cute. I’m not going to buy every merch of them or anything but they fit in the universe well.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will not, Jedi.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It ended.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It killed Disney Star Wars and people finally realized there there was always only the ot. The movie just ends all plot threads and smears shit all over the place. It destroys fan interest so effectively, that the only explanation is that it was on purpose. Ryan Johnson is the most effective troll of all time

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The final scene where the little kid uses the force is cool and would bring something interesting to the Star Wars canon - anyone could be a force user you don't have to be born in some family or something like that. Too bad the rest of the movie is gobshite.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The final scene where the little kid uses the force is cool and would bring something interesting to the Star Wars canon - anyone could be a force user you don't have to be born in some family or something like that.
      No, not really.
      It paints a "special snowflake" picture when you tell people that anyone can be special. Not everyone should be. The Force should only be available to the truly gifted, not just anyone.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The salt did look like salt.

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