Say something nice about the diverse hominid playing Juliet opposite Tom Holland.
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Say something nice about the diverse hominid playing Juliet opposite Tom Holland.
Say something nice about the diverse hominid playing Juliet opposite Tom Holland.
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I can't
this homie lookin ZESTY
this homie lookin MOIST
Why did Tom Hollands career go to shit? Timmy Catamite (the other twink) is going places.
Timmy started out doing gay sex. It made him seem artsy, and he did it when he was peak twink.
Tom Holland was fricking SPIDER-MAN. A world-renowned superhero. THEN he decided to get BLACKED
He outlived his twinkdom and they are throwing him away. Probably signed up for the humiliation when they gave him Spiderman
Tom Holland isn't in the 'the club' so the instant he stops being super cash flow positive he will be tossed aside. Timmy on the other hand is in the club, so the studio owners will continue to push him down our throats and give his career multiple chances.
9 times out of 10 when you wonder "whatever happened to X's career?" they're a goy.
No thanks
>stage production
it's literally not for us, chuddies
You'd think at the very least "she" would shave her mustache before getting photographed for a headshot. This picture genuinely makes my skin crawl and I'm not even racist.
that's not a mustache, it's the shadow created by her upper lip cast on her philtrum
Somehow that's worse
There's a condition that has lip/facial hair grow back faster the more you shave, i'm sure
That's an old wives tail, stupid Black person.
Maybe only the 3rd or 4th corniest looking black person I've seen this week
Let's see the top spot
The Eternal champion
LOOK AT THIS CORNY ASS DOOD
looks like a minecraft villager
Must be weird having a career because you look like a dead fentanyl addict
Black folk lack the self awareness and base intelligence to comprehend being patronized, they will accept any compensation without logic or shame. the ultimate irony is that even though Hollywood specifically handpicked him out of a crowd because he looks like george floyd, they still couldn't contain his ape instincts and had to beat up a white woman. even their controlled industry plant couldn't be stopped from chimping out. it's like poetry in motion, you love to see it.
One of the worst cases of gay face ever. How did he trick his ex into thinking he was straight?
All black men are born homosexuals who are only capable of choosing to be straight
His nose gets wider with every image I see of him.
kek
lel
that's a man
I thought gary coleman had died. Glad to see hes still getting work
What's the difference between a hominin and a hominid?
that's the ugliest Black i've seen in years, even uglier than zendaya wtf
I love your music!
DIOS MIOS MIS PROBRES OJOS
prettiest abo ive ever seen
man israelites really have managed to utterly destroy America
Just remember to never relax bros
Hispanics kill more whites than black? Probably because of the population size
>Hispanics kill more whites than black?
read the chart moron. No blacks kill the most whites even though they are only 14% of the population
Meant to say Hispanics kill more whites than they do blacks
OH N-
OH N-
N-NO DON'T CUM
it's almost as if the elites are trying to divide a racial diverse society by making all the races hate and fear each other. I wonder why that could be...?
good lord
>SHIEEET my pussy wet from yo fine ass rizzin me up cracka. You best be taking me out to Red Lobster befo you eat me out homie.
Black guy reporting in.
I think race-swapping can be fine given the circumstance, but you can always smell when it was a natural choice that's seamless versus a committee choice that's just trying to ruffle feathers and toss some stupid ass agenda up on a pulpit that no one asked for. This is obviously the latter.
What upsets me the most is that it seems like all the studios participating in this crap only want to push the ugliest Uruk-hai looking b***hes they can find to act as a some sort of figurehead for the underrepresented race they're presenting. It's fricking humiliating. There's so many hot copper and cocoa women out there and yet we get this shit constantly for some reason.
blacks have been getting cornier, louder, more entitled and childish by the day it seems. Why is that?
Why doesn't anyone stop them, are people that afraid of black people?
they are naturally predisposed to unnatural, unexpected acts of violence. Also they travel in packs
I’m more bothered by that man eating chips off a grocery store floor than the stealing.
Slavery was the worst thing to ever happen, and I don’t mean that in the way liberals do
On the floor, sirs, why did he put it?
WHY DID HE PUT IT?
>are people that afraid of black people?
they can literally rob a store, assault a police officer, try to steal his gun, run away, then decide to attack the cop again, and still be the victim with vigils and marches in their name
>Why doesn't anyone stop them
it's not a crime to steal less than $1000 worth of shit where they live, there is no punishment
because then a prosecutor will put *you* in jail
They are afraid of the DA.
who the frick would do that, those homosexual stores all had blm crap plastered everywhere. they believe blacks should be allowed to eat off the floor without harassment.
Yea they get arrested. There was a druggie in a subway sometime last year that was threatening to rape and kill people. A marine put him in a choke hold and that marine is in prison
>getting cornier, louder, more entitled and childish by the day it seems
>implying this whole generation isn't all around
>Oh no, why da store closin’ we’z a food desert now
I sometimes spend hours on youtube watching the police beat up and arrest (mostly black) people in walmart and other retail environs. I don't feel like this makes me racist, but it gives me comfort to see the underpinnings of society being protected from the orcs and ghouls. If paramedics uploaded fenty zombies ODing and dying I'd probably watch that too.
Nice try racist chud.
aaliyah was the last acceptable juliet insert
Fr bro I’m not like, into black chicks but I’ve seen hot ones, I know they’re out there. I think it really is done hatefully when they stick these ugly fricking gorillas in everything
While you are here blackanon, Do you have an opinion on Denzel in the 90s adaptation of Much Ado about Nothing? I thought that he did a fine job in his role, and basically smoked Keanu Reeves performancewise.
All joking aside? Tom Holland's casting as Romeo is just as bad. Do you know why nobody ever gives a shit who plays Macbeth, regardless of ethnicity or accent? Because the people who do can usually act.
Is that Kanye West
IT WAS ALL A DREAM
I USED TO READ SHAKESPEARE MAGAZINES
Ayo Romeo come eat my pussi homie
This fent got me leanin from my pussy you be eatin
I ain’t finna go back to jail
honestly if this was the dialog id watch it but i have no idea who could be so based as to present a satire like that
I thought bestiality was illegal
I doubt any cop would give a shit about stopping some guy from fricking his poodle
how does one tell if this is a male or female subhuman i'm having a lot of trouble
looks like she arm wrestles for beers and opens them by just chewing the top off
Boyega transitioned?
The ending is actually really sad. The friar kneels on Juliet’s neck after paying him a fake $20 bill.
i like how her fat upper lip casts a shadow strong enough to resemble a pencil mustache
she can play a fresh new take on Gomez Addams with that shadowstash
is tom holland a literal cuck? does he get off from being humiliated constantly?
He’s a gay alcoholic that sucks and fricks his way into roles. His best friend from childhood is his main lover but he’s give up his holes to many other men. It’s an open secret in Hollywood.
You think he's getting roles through his acting ability?
Men used to play the female roles in Shakespeare's productions during his lifetime
> romeo kills himself for this
maybe it's meta
>romeo becomes self-aware of the story he's in and sees the person he's supposed to love and be with forever
he was blind for the first half of the play then gets back his sight and kills himself when he see LaJuliet
that's the most monkey looking person I've ever seen
THIS IS NOT THE STAGE PLAY BOARD
Its going to be televised and recorded on film chud
No.
Would
>Would
Do abos have access to the Internet now
>sheeeit we wuz wumenz n shiet!
Black person has a phat upper lip. Every single Pic of this Black person looks like a man with a thin Black person mustache. Frick Black folk are ugly.
I will just say that it looks miserable, like a failed alchemy experiment, and is secretly hoping someone puts end to is suffering
so john boyega finally trooned out
He looks like he has a constant 5'o clock moustache on him.
How do you go from this......to that.
Go ask your local Rabbi I'm sure he would know
Damn look at that rack too
>How do you go from this.
To this flatboard
I hope he doesn’t leave Zendaya for her.
her rap name would be plumb doodoo
frick
*plump
imagine if they cast another black girl as juliet
See this would be perfect. I would die for her. Tybalt nigging out over a white man fricking her makes even more sense than if everyone was white
I asked before, and I'll ask again, why the frick does it have a mustache?
They should make it so one is Republican and the other is Democrat. Or is that too unbelievable?
NNNNNice jacket
Im just here for when they finally move on to the most under represented class....the disabled....and every lead now has a missing limb or something.
Yeah but it'll be good because we're fixing that with neuralink and artificial limbs. It's gonna be nothing but cyborg kino
>A plague on both your houses!
>erm shall we cut that line? Im just not sure we can have that said to a black woman.
I'm sure she feels very fortunate to be sharing the stage with movie star Tom Holland. I wish her all the best in her career.
I'm going to use AI to make a GAY ROMEO AND JULIET movie where GARY COLEMAN PLAYS BOTH ROLES AND GARY COLEMAN HAS SEX WITH HIMSELF IN HARDCORE XXX EXTENDED (1 HOUR LONG) SWEATY SEX SCENES
There is so such thing as a beautiful black woman.
Any black woman. ANY black woman minus the hair is indistinguishable from a man.
At this point i don't think is demoralization propaganda or humillation rituals cuz nobody see this slops outside of some nich fanbase of tom holland, i just think they are literally moron.
Cuz demoralize what, see the spider man actor do humiliating things? homie people can barely remember what MCU actors do besides their principal characters, nobody remebers the action flops of the thor actor or when Anthony Mackie get buck broken.
if anything, they're demoralising blacks by an intentional and extreme mogging. they even deliberately cherrypicked the most nogged up black for the role. i don't imagine blacks like to see this either. it's made for nobody.
i love ~~*western*~~ media so much
Looks can be deceiving. She sounded sweet in a video
Harambe ain't dead.
>I can never be happy as long as systemic racism exists
that's a man
is she going to shave her upper lip at least?
Antisemitism is sky-rocketing globally and the more they try to punish people for noticing the more it spreads.
Hitler's spirit is rising from the grave.
I'd probably snort some fentanyl before the show if I'm tom holland. 90/10 chance on dying before touching that sheboon.
Oooofff imagine the smell
So hideously chimpin. They couldn't even be bothered to cast a Thandiwe Newton golden brown type at the very least? lol
THE humilliation ritual
I, for one, am happy about increased orcish representation in film.
It’s a fricking stage play you dolt
You act like anyone should give enough of a shit to know that.
>These two groups of people... hate each other?
>*dial up loading sounds*
>*loading hebrew_programming.exe
>*uncanny grin widens*
>*american flag flies in the distance*
This is JUST like the racial tension of today! Oh my lanta this allegory has me wildin'!
Why do they keep forcing us to look at these hideous creatures?
racism is practically a mental illness at this point
there's no shame in asking for help, seriously, seek it
post hand
This board is so shit. What happened? /misc/? Election tourists?
I looked up black Juliets from the past and 10 years ago there was an adaptation with Orlando Bloom and some black woman. I don't remember a single thread about it.
The difference is that this woman actually somewhat resembles a woman.
>This board is so shit. What happened?
newbie detected. Black folk have always been hated universally across all boards on this site.
See:
>I don't remember a single thread about it.
I've been here since 2009. And no, I'm not proud of it. This board turned into a complete joke.
>The difference is that this woman actually somewhat resembles a woman.
She's a very ugly girl, but she does look more like a woman than a man.
You're confused because black males don't undergo masculine bone structure changes in puberty like Europeans, so all we have to go on is that they're the ones who don't wear makeup.
The difference is that the OP is not even remotely pretty.
2016 happened, and some sect of /misc/ waged a campaign to spread misogyny, antisemitism, xenophobia, and racism across every board on Cinemaphile, though with an emphasis on Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile, etc.
they just started invading other boards and never stopped
this is Cinemaphile now, and it's all so obvious who it is when these threads come up
is that his resting face? like, he looks like that all the time?
it's like his face is just a permanent grimace
Why is every new actor progressively uglier? I would even take Halle Bailey.ovet this.
>mfw more "diversity" means more brown hair, brown skin, brown eyes, brown teeth
Who gives a shit? None of you or I for that mater would watch this sort of crap anyways. What's next? b***hing about the WNBA that none of us watch? The casting choices in a story about a 1940's wedding dress makers? Oh noes I was totally going to watch that!... Lies...
it's not "bitching" it's mocking. There's more to life than just "bruh who cares", they are literally mocking what it means to be beautiful, shitting on beloved and old arts and you have to sit there and take it like a conforming b***h, as you are doing.
>literally mocking what it means to be beautiful
No... It's just a meh casting choice for some low level stage show running all of 4 to 5 months at a venue that holds a whopping 640 people. Why not cast different for such a tiny BS project? Who cares is 100 percent the correct response.
looks like a man with a thin pencil mustache that only an a Black could manage.
>'i'm rick james, b***h!'
Zendaya definitely picked her
This b***h looks like Gary Coleman in drag.
"Ayo Romeo, ayo Romeo
Watchu talkin bout Romeo?"
Rough
This is the ugliest gorilla Black person I can ever remember seeing.
It's nostrils look like potholes in an asphalt road.
Can we admit that this is now an intentional White Genocide now?
tom holland's face is bland as shit, so in fact, they are a good match
repulsive
Why did the hie Earl Sweatshirt to play Juliet?
Putting the spear shaking into Shakespeare, bold
You're an awful racist troll. Get help and grow up anon. Life is passing you by.