Say something nice about the main character of the new Wonka movie.

Say something nice about the main character of the new Wonka movie.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would touch her hair if i could. without asking.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *touch its fur

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      good sir

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My ex was half black and I loved her natural hair.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ditto, and her shampoo smells so nice I kept it after she left. Works fine on 'white' hair.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She’s a talented young actor with a very nice singing voice. She did very well and deserves all the praise she’s been getting for her performance

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not blowing smoke here, the Noodle Noodle Apple Strudel song is fricking kino and actually made me grin in the theatre. And I am a miserable, miserable fricker.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She did a good job in the role and I liked her as a character. My expectations were rock bottom going in, thought the whole movie was going to be a pozzed diversity slowest, so I was really pleasantly surprised.

        That shit got stuck in my head for a week, along with the scrub song

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          For me it's Hatful of Dreams.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >thought the whole movie was going to be a pozzed diversity slowest, so I was really pleasantly surprised

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Noodle was fine, nothing about the character screamed black power. The plumber had like 5 speaking lines and was fine too

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >nothing about the character screamed black power
              She literally teaches Wonka how to read and saves his pale ass multiple times.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're just reaching.
                >black woman can READ?!?!
                It was a fine subplot and got character development. She also only saves him once, from the tiger

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anons get themselves tangled in knots. They accuse blacks of being uncivilized mindless apes, but when a good role model black character like Noodle comes along - courageous, empathetic, kind, resourceful, book-smart, educated - they blast her for that too.

                Which is it, you transparently racist fricks?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                this isn't an either/or situation. black people are still uncivilized mindless apes, movies aren't real life

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day homosexual

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll hate the casting director instead then

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      igger

      >thought the whole movie was going to be a pozzed diversity slowest, so I was really pleasantly surprised

      Odd that the main bad guy was also Black, but maybe that was the point.

      Plus he steals.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's her uncle so it's kind of necessary than they both be black.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was terrible, literally pick any theater kid from the local elementary school to be more convincing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      her acting and accent seemed so out of place

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAYOOOOOOOOO

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like chocolate.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i bet she's really hard to see at night

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they have to make two mother backstories?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how many wonka bars did she steal to win?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    her movie was more enjoyable than I expected
    I fricking liked it

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her ass is phenomenal for her age.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >her chocolate factory

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >canonically she was shitting in the sink
        Lol

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The taps being labelled Cold and Colder was such a fun visual gag.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yucky. how is chalamet as Willy?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dey hea

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She wuz skeen cola

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks different irl

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it looks the same

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >person changes headpiece and they become unrecognisable

      Hi, Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Worker

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Willie Nonca

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    igger

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was the best actor for the role, the casting director was colorblind and would have cast a pretty red head girl if one had better talent, you all are racist for hating her because she is ugly. There, don’t think I missed any of the propaganda.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the casting director was colorblind
      press x to doubt

      i think she did a good job but come the frick on lmao

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    UH OH STINKY

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She has bad skin and 5:00 shadow

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly the way some anons talk you'd think they accept nothing less than fully white casts, all the time, for everything.

    Query: is the presence of a single black actor grounds to call a movie woke? Honest answers, please.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, as long as white people can't have their own movies, having black people in your movie makes it woke

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Grow up

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Movie set in 1930s or so. The city is 100% ethnically diverse across all classes.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's set in a fictional universe with elements of early 20th century European, British and American culture but with 21st century sensibilities.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the whitest guys alive plays as Oompa Loompa. Imagine the outrage if an actor of any other race would've had to appear with an orange painted face.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like the Indian in the last movie?

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIT

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