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>it's everyone else's fault i bogged myself
Bogging yourself is part of aging in Hollywood. They went their whole like only caring about looks, you can't expect them to not bog themselves all of the sudden
Hello Miss Hewitt. Allow me to introduce myself. I am wall.
A Batman movie with Clayface as the villain.
Who does she play, Clayface?
You're so absolutely cruel, you know that?
> 'You can't look like you're not 22 to me anymore because I don't know how to take that!
Do b***hes ever get tired of playing the victim card? Course you’re not suppose to look 22 when your fricking 44 years old!
Women are their own worst enemy. Much like homos and trannies, they sit around dreaming up ways to hold themselves down so they can blame others for their shitty, empty lives.
It’s because they get off on being oppressed
Like most chordates they will only breed with males healthy and aggressive enough to dominate them.
>Women are their own worst enemy. Much like homos and trannies, they sit around dreaming up ways to hold themselves down so they can blame others for their shitty, empty lives.
Thats literally what an incel is.
what sane male thinks ''yeah these girls are so priviliged I wish I could be one''
other women do that to each other just fine on their own
why can't american women undestand that they're only supposed to be hot when they're young and then they mature to different roles like being a mother?
I know what she did last summer. Got a bit of plastic surgery.
She ran over a israeli surgeon in her ferrari and this is his revenge
>very obvious cosmetic surgery
>IT'S JUST A FILTER
Maybe she's just surprised people were looking at her face.
Filters are cancer. If a girl on Tinder's first picture is filtered, 1000% chance she is fat
will never stop posting lacey won
She was aging gracefully. Why do this?
It's not aging or surgery that made her unrecognizable, it's the 20 deep learning ai camera filters. She still looks good.
>She still looks good.
Post examples of her "still looking good".
No u.
Seriously. Its not hard
More like Jennifer Love Who's-That?
Jesus fricking Christ
She's beautiful.
gomu gomu no
Bruh how do your arms get asscracks??
god tier fat distribution, imagine being a yoked bloatlord @30% BF an you just got fuggin popeyes
I 100% thought these were two flamingos coming out of her sleeves.
Literally, Popeye's arms
She should use Ai, her deep fake porns are amazing. So realistic.
>makes a living off her looks
>calls out Hollywood for only hiring actresses based on their looks
Jay Moh swore on his children's eyes his (ex)wife didn't have any work done.
she had work done before she ever showed up on tv
That was acceptable work. Before the Galleria. Before the machines.
>Jay Mohr
>Bobcat Goldthwait
Imagine how much of a wreck she must be.
This one hurt as much as the Meg Ryan one. I had a crush on her all the way back in T2 where she's on screen for a few seconds. It's like throwing gas on a priceless painting and then tossing a lit match.
The Meg one kills me too anon
Fell in love with her after seeing Top Gun and then When Harry Met Sally solidified that. I think the last time I remember her looking absolutely beautiful was IQ.
They have to choose between looking old and saggy or being bizarrely smooth from face lifts. There’s not any other options, but you’d think that a famous actress would have the sense to see a better surgeon.
Agreed. I mean, Megan Fox looks like a completely different person. As well as Brighton Sharbino - in fact they resembles each other due to the work they've had done, but I won't lie, they both look frickable as hell. I'll always prefer natural, but some people at least make themselves look hot. JLH looks bizarre. I think cause she doesn't even look remotely like her self. It's a Jennifer Grey nose job situation.
>There’s not any other options
aging with grace is the only option that makes sense. We need old actors too. Imagine if professor McGonagall was some bogged c**t instead of a matronly bad ass
when you get older, you actually have to rely on your acting ability which is why these actresses go into panic mode.
>have to rely on your acting ability
it is funny to watch literal sweater meat like this get upset when their only asset fades away
Poor girl. Attacked by a swarm of bees.
she looks like she sucks cox
More like Nikki Bogs
If you dance with the devil, the devil don't change. The devil changes you.
i want to personally rip the throat out of whoever invented and started this lip filler trend, so many cute women get that shit and absolutely bog themselves
She already had her time as a hot actress, it's over, she has to move on.
For fricks sake why did she answer the call? She was peak milf mommy mode, thicc in all the right places. Why do women self sabotage like this lads?
she did it ages ago and she's just rotting around the existing plastic
>haven't been in the public eye for decades
>surprised nobody recognizes you
woman moment
>decades
She's been working this whole time
>Nev Campbell has world's most disappointing breasts
>JLH bogs after a lifetime of never nude
What horrors await Lacey Chabert
she produced her own bikini movie in 2013~ which i have never seen but i figure it was for the vault if she should ever get too old. she stays in super shape and wears all the girdles and things, her hallmark channel cleavage control is masterful. still got decades left in her.
It's really too bad cause just a year ago she looked beautiful. Could still see wrinkles and the natural look of aging of course, but can't have that! Now she looks like that big eyed b***h from How I Met Your Mother(The Mother) - Completely different person.
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Holy shit. She's a fricking sociopath. Living with her mom and dressing like a unicorn ballerina was all part of the act. Turns out she was a turbobawd.
Wait a minute...
>Cronin and Hewitt break up in 2000
>Heartbreakers comes out in 2001
She was method acting.
what makes someone end up like this? Is it all the hollywood rape and brainwashing in child actors or just like obsessive fame seeking to the point that they lose their minds?
Shut the frick up artie, she was normal and sexy
crazy
I legitimately don't know wtf she's even saying here.
There's no story here. She uses filters because they're fun. Whenever she's ready to return to acting there are infinite Lifetime movies and comfy mum shows that would be happy to have her.
>There's no story here. She uses filters because they're fun.
Are you her agent? This is a terrible excuse.
I'm her boyfriend.
You're the one who is filtered
that simple thing broke her mind?
BOGGED
I just care about her huge breasts
>Yeah I got fricking bogged. Wanna fight about it? Frick you all, little b***hes.
Th-thanks Jennifer
wtf jlh
Wait im a stupid frick. she's just messing around with filters. thought she answered the call. still silly of her to get upset over callouts
That is not Jennifer Love Hewitt
>No! That is NOT Solid Snake!
MY FACE IS FRICKED
MY MOUTH IS BOGGED AND I MUST ACT
Underrated.
Das ist das Mädchen bogged.
make a german website to talk like that. frick off out of here... keine Sau will deinen Dreck lesen...fick dich
Wall hit. Call taken. Face destroyed. Career over.
>goes to plastic surgeon
>give me the "Fetal alcohol syndrome" Doctor
I’d still pipe the goofy put of her
>calls out aging in Hollywood
??????? are israelites gonna try to sue time itself now?
Grumpy Old Men
>Hey Gufsterson - Do the world a favor - Pull your lip over head and SWALLOW
She literally is unrecognizable as JLH but still attractive. Women make the majority of men feel utterly worthless and extremely unattractive their entire lives and nobody says or does anything because it's expected that those men "work on themselves" and shut up but the second someone tells a woman she doesn't have major sex appeal anymore it's dangerous and wrong
>Watch comfy Christmas flick starring two people in their mid 50s
>They've both aged gracefully and neither has bogged themselves
Bogging is career suicide. It's far better to have a few wrinkles than to turn yourself i to an abominatio .
both that guy and girl have definitely had botox and the girl has lip injections
Using a pin-up is not a great example.
You should really watch a horror film from the 80s called Doom Asylum. Kristen Davis is in a high-cut blue one piece with oversized 80s glasses and she just walks around with those thick thighs and that perfect ass of hers. She's hot as hell here but it's almost perverse how attractive she is in that film. Bought it on Blu just for her.
the thing to do is bog yourself for a role and see how you'd look.
>calls out aging in Hollywood
so age gracefully instead of bogging yourself with plastic surgery, dumb b***h
>MilkTruckEMT.webm
>got to the door
>kept waiting for it to open
fellas...am I moronic?
OF with sauna pics.
>pisses in a sauna
That isn't Jennifer Love Hewitt.
It is, Just filled with botox and fillers.
Fun fact, the fillers they inject into their faces are a byproduct of boiling rooster necks.
That is a fun fact.
what the actual frick
Chicken Necks?
she stopped doing these like years ago
i would sift through her ig stories every day just to find them which was a chore because she reposts so much garbage
>stalking is a chore but I do it anyway
I'm 52 and I can't believe that's Jennifer. She was on this show that came on after another show 91210 called Party of 5, with the guy from Lost. She was dating the lead star, he was supposed to be the next Tom Cruise, there was a couple years where that's all you heard, and she was supposed to be the next Nicole Kidman. She was a fox and I was always surprised she didn't have a Black person career because she had all the talent of a Julia Roberts or my real favorite back then Shannon Doherty, I expected Shannon to overdose unfortunately she doesn't have long to live. I wonder if she and Jennifer keep in touch or if they were ever more in touch than we knew
why cant god take alyssa milano instead of mommy shannen. fricking b***h already got her fired from charmed in the days of old. now shez gotta die of cancer and that prostitute alyssa gets to live on?
Bogdanoff biopoc
I’m surprised this doesn’t get brought up more often but Richard Burton Cronin was on Howard Stern and he talked about how she was dating/cheating on a bunch of men at the same time (which he eventually found out about while they were dating).
Yeah, and she did the same promise ring routine at the same exact location with at least 2 men. Maybe she even did it with her current husband. These femme fatale women really bother me. I don't think I've ever met one irl, but even in fiction they bother me. JLH is lucky no one ever tried to murder her. You play with enough men's hearts and one of them is gonna kill you eventually.
You're a weirdo loser.
So?
b***h you know it's not the aging but the plastic surgery. You chose to get bogged.
The next generation of Can't Hardly Wait, in which they're all in their 50's now and dealing with their own zoomer children being seniors getting ready for college and their kids being way wilder today than they ever dreamed of being in the 90's. Could provide a good nostalgia trip and generational hate boner for the older crowd and plenty of opportunities for sleazy shit for the younger dopamine addicted crowd. The only way they could ruin it is the only way they would, by pozzing it up. It's the first thing i think of anymore when imagining a hypothetical scenario like this. What will the wokechuds do to frick it up?
Nobody wants to see JLH with a Black person husband and two adopted Chink sons except for you, I bet you can't hardly wait
>What movie franchise would you have her headline to stage a career comeback?
I've Wanted To Do This Since 1997: Volume 1
>Ray
>Fricking
>Purchase
Jennifer was perfect circa I Know What You Did Last Summer and the sequel. Big breasts and a beautiful smile.
Another one calls the bog
Another one calls the bog
and another one gone, another one gone, another one calls the bog
>Hey!
>GONNA GET YOU TOOOO
Bogged beyond recognition. Many such cases.
>only 44, looks like 54
She could probably age normal if she would avoid the sun and also botox and plastic surgery.
It's funny that the big secret to not having your face age like shit is avoid the sun and don't smile.
No way that's her.
But she is unrecognisable.
Loool what a dumb b***h
I would watch her in Blacked
She dated the lead singer of LFO and his interview with Howard Stern where he talks about her is one of the funniest things I ever heard. I almost skipped it but it’s one for the ages.
qrd?
Am I the only one who was upset with the way she treated her boyfriends? I guess it was kinda funny how Cronin said he had nothing bad to say about her, and yet his description of what happened painted her in a horrible light. Also, it was funny how he described himself as the "girl" in the relationship. I guess there were some other funny parts, but that part where she takes 2 boyfriends to the same place and gives them engagement rings was like a plotline from Heartbreakers.
>Calls out aging
Like what, it's going to stop happening? Is her brian fried?
> Is her brian fried?
Apparently mine is also, or it's just the lack of sleep.
Doesnt she still have that show where she's a dispatch operator?
Anyway she was always cast for her looks, not for her acting ability.
>filters
why is the whole world ok with being liars?
Patricia Arquette refused to bogg herself and aged naturally. Didn't work out so well but still better than being bogged.
Her face is great she's just fat
Would
mental illness. what's with hollywood has beens and being in complete denial. people age, it's natural. fricking stupid c**ts
I'll wait for her daughter's "film career", thank you. Sssbawds.
bogged mommy marathon when?
>comeback
She's been bouncing around TV with continual roles on Ghost Whisperer, 911 and that show where she's a rub and tug girl. Continually working actress rather than complete has-been.
>if you age naturally, you're "walled"
>if you don't age naturally, you're "bogged"
we can't win
>if you don't age naturally, you're "bogged"
you mean
>if you age non-naturally
well yeah, if you get visible plastic surgery you're bogged.
>we
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she regrets not showing them jumblies before they hit the floor