>Scene takes place in America
>Character goes to a strip club
Do Americans really?
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>Scene takes place in America. >Character goes to a strip club
Yeah, they still exist
Does yuroland not have strip clubs or something?
No. America imports all the hot Easter Europeans for their strip clubs. Quebecois too.
god i wish. only time i've seen a euro stripper was in FL
I think Vegas, NY and LA are where all the top tier strippers go.
>NY
i was gonna say "no" but the only NY strip club i went to was way out in brooklyn
not sure why i went there
never seen this, only been to a few tho.
>Eastern European prostitutes
>able to come to America
Only the smart ones with money can get in now, maybe we’ll start accepting Ukrainians though
>Scene takes place in Europe
>"Old white people go in the gas chamber, israelites get free money and a premium BLACKED subscription"
They're a ripoff, like the strip clubs in Europe
How the frick do strip clubs even function in the US anymore with all the labor shortages, inflation, feminism/PC, covid shit?
Money laundering
horny people like me
In many areas there are laws about nudity and the strippers can be topless only. I always assumed strip clubs were just a front for prostitution. Strippers can offer private shows and lap-dances.
>feminism/PC
You think people that go to strip clubs and girls that work at strip clubs care about stuff like that?
strippers make way more money than the average American unironically
>How the frick do strip clubs even function in the US anymore with all the labor shortages, inflation, feminism/PC, covid shit?
the strippers are independent contractors similar to an IT contractor and they file taxes and those places exist to jerk off construction workers.
I think they're really only popular in places that don't have the asian washy washies
no one actually cares about any of that
Maybe just maybe it's cause the world isn't perpetually ending like the pearl clutching fear mongering Rapture obsessed conseratives say.
because minorities are the loudest
alot of areas in US still functions normally
>feminism/PC
that's for the upper middle class bourgeoisie
Twitter isn't real life
I went to a strip club last weekend and cummed in my pants while the girl was giving me a private dance
he got bars
THEM BAGGY SWEAT PANTS
AND THE REEBOK'S WITH THE STRAPS (WITH THE STRAPS)
SHE TURNED AROUND AND GAVE THAT BIG BOOTY A SMACK (HEY)
SHE HIT THE FLOOR (SHE HIT THE FLOOR)
NEXT THING YOU KNOW
SHAWTY GOT LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW
I just feel like strip clubs are demeaning to the males who are expected to pay hard earned cash for the mere privilege of attention from some gyrating bawd in a thong.
Shut the frick up virgin
stop worshipping women
I wanna go to a strip club lately. Or get an escort either or. Strip club cheaper escort gets to the point
I'd just get an escort, strip clubs are over priced.
how do you do this in america without getting scammed or stung by cops
Never answer an ad where the escort doesn't have things like a well-written ad with decent pictures, a website or an active twitter presence. It's easy as frick to identify a scammer or low-quality escort by how little effort they put into advertising. Cops doing stings put the same effort in as scammers but that sort of thing is much more rare than scammers.
backpages got deleted so what else is there
Thailand
yea bro let me just spend thousands of dollars and travel across the entire world to frick some gross monkey prostitute
dont be an butthole.
sorry little buddy
Never been to a strip club
don't even know where one is
Never been to a club of any sort now that I think about it...
What the frick is the point of strip clubs, why would I pay money for a woman to put her ass in my face if I can't touch her or frick her? And can't even jerk off? It's like being hungry and having a big steak behind a glass window, with just enough space to allow you to smell it, but you can't eat it. Seems moronic.
Same reason you watch porn for hours on end every day and you aren't even getting lap dances. Also you can touch them when you aren't ugly, I did whenever I would go.
Has anyone here ever been to an Asian massage parlor in America?
Any truth to the rumors? I want to try it, I’ve never been to one but can’t tell if they’re actually for massages and if they’d get pissed if you asked for anything
yeah, just go to the ones in working class neighborhoods
Open after 10-11pm, neon lights or cheap banner signs, 'asian' anywhere on the name, price around $50-60, table shower, 4 hands, or any similar offers indicates rub-n-tug. They'll graze your dick and stuff and possibly moan while massaging you or do things like that then ask you to turn over and start negotiating. Once you give them money they'll lube up and rub your wiener as fast and hard as humanly possible until you cum and wipe you off with a warm towel. Its...perfect.
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