Gerwig's entire directorial style is to make a series of "homages" to various great films to conceal the fact that she's not actually creative or intellectual.
It's Tarantino all over again, complete with gratuitous foot scenes.
Same music plays in Peter Sellers “Being There” also in a scene where a naïf encounters the real world. That’s what I understood the reference to be. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zACzE0u2r3Y
Feminism simultaneously posits that men have issues they want to equally help with and also that men are the privileged oppressor class with no issues whatsoever. Pure doublethink.
>the competition will go away if I concede
The competition started when you were born and it will end you die. There is opting out. Everybody loses in the end.
no, the shit posters at this board are saying the movie is saying it's bad. Stop getting so easily gaslighted like a woman. Ken lives in Barbie world where everything is female centric and Ken just found a place where men can do cool shit and not have to deal with women if they dont want to.
>watch a 30 sec clip of a movie with a hour plus running time >get confused
How stupid are you people? Do you get your information from sec long sound bytes too?
No Ivan you aren't agitating race violence with the barbie movie.
Because we're not paying writers enough.
>s-stop recognizing us agitation shills
People are calling this movie feminist trash but they aren't seeing it from Ken's perspective. He comes from a matriarchy and experiences male liberation for the first time.
They have to throw the Barbies into a van and rant feminist platitudes at women until they ditch their new lives as Ken's frick toys (which they love). Once that's done, they proceed to rig an election by getting the Kens to wage war on each other. One thing is clear, this movie is going to be the most effective filter for brainlets that's come out in the past few years.
>They have to throw the Barbies into a van and rant feminist platitudes at women until they ditch their new lives as Ken's frick toys (which they love). Once that's done, they proceed to rig an election >Once that's done, they proceed to rig an election >they rig an election
Didn't some anon say the script was written in 2017?
It's funny when i watched this film with my gf and at the part where barbies talk about how much less hard and stressful their lives are serving Kens, she just had this "see, this is what i'm talking about!" expression in her face. It's only the ugly chicks who actually want to do stressful big boy jobs.
It’s extremely feminist. You can tell just how much the people who made it resent men BUT every single scene with Gosling in it great. It’s like they’re from a completely different movie.
Reminds me of when they tried to make Homelander as some Trump and he became the favorite character kek
Everytime they try to make some aryan guy evil they just become the favorite >muh women are capable too
Ukrainian women literally escaped and are sucking wieners while their men are dying
Women are so bad they literally made waifugays look sand
Yeah I watch the video of poor holhols blowing their legs off in a minefield and realize they're probably there after hearing some spiel about protecting the waman now partying in France and collecting sob story points.
People are calling this movie feminist trash but they aren't seeing it from Ken's perspective. He comes from a matriarchy and experiences male liberation for the first time.
Does he end up toppling said matriarchy or liberating the other Kens and showing them freedom? I bet they don't. So shut the frick up and stop trying to gaslight people. It's a feminist movie through and through
Kind of? He ends up taking things too far when he goes back to Barbie Land but in the end the Barbies agree to give him and the other Kens more rights and freedom. It's a barbie movie though so it's not like the Kens are going to turn into GI Joes.
They agree to give them basic recognition, but they're excluded from government because (as the movie tells kids several times) the real world is an evil patriarchy that needs to be dismantled.
So I basically followed 0 marketing buzz for this movie and I'm guessing there's the barbie world and then there's the real world and barbie people escapes into our world? Is that the premise of the movie?
Barbie and Ken go to the real world. Ken learns that in the real world men are the ones in control, not women. Ken goes back to Barbieland and starts a revolution with the other Kens to overthrow the Barbie matriarchy.
He tries to find employment as various jobs such as being a lifeguard, being a vet, and a businessman. He fails because he has no training and credentials. Once he sees Barbie leave, he decides to bring his new found revelation to Barbieland. Typing this out, it seems to parallel Nightmare Before Xmas.
It's an awkward form of laughing. They are aware that the movie is trying to pull an "emotionally enraging" scene for the audience of a supposedly patriarchal modern society, but the viewers just don't have the energy for it. So they awkwardly laughed it off pretending not to understand it.
The scene is clearly intended to be comedic, are you actually fricking autistic? It's playing the 2001 music to a montage of Grease, basketball, and golf you nitwit
>I don't understand. it's just a montage featuring 2001 music, Grease, basketball, and golf >It's not about the montage itself. The movie implied that the society is rotted by patriarchy through portraying male-heavy advertisements and it's subtly blaming you and your gender >But I don't get it. How have the movie insulted me? It's just a montage featuring 2001 music, Grease, basketball, and golf
at what point do they acknowledge that it is only the top 1% of men which benefit from the patriarchy, and men still make up the vast majority of dangerous & essential labor?
Anon 99% of men are invisible to women. Rewatch the clip and look for the homeless one-legged vet the cops harass or the janny the business yell at to go unstop the toilets.
>you all need to help all women achieve the greatest success because 1% of you are "too successful" and it makes me feel bad 🙁 >in exchange, you're like a good person or something I guess...?
Your worldview is as sturdy as a popsicle stick. The best course of action is to lie and pretend you care while gradually undermining your efforts.
>eventually they either get a black girlfriend or a troony.
no anon, you don't understand! I only accidentally had sex with that troony twelve+ times because I thought he was a woman, which he will never be!
Why is it so hard for you turds to watch a movie that disagrees with you politically? I don't expect every director to share my views on the world, I just want them to make a good film.
That may well be true, I haven't seen it, but it's pretty clear that this board puts the cart before the horse, ie, if it agrees with me politically then it's a good film, and the inverse. I know it's how it works here it's just very childish. I'll shut up now.
It felt disjointed. Ken’s scenes felt completely separated from the quality and level of humor of the rest of the movie. The film makes a point that Ken hears “patriarchy” once in the real world and assumes he can do literally anything because he has a dick when this is delusional and he meets a female doctor, guy who tells him he needs a degree and experience, etc. But immediately after the movie then pretends for the sake of its female characters as if the exaggerated patriarchy that Ken believes in from his short time in the real world suddenly actually IS reality and the climax of the plot and story is the Barbies realizing this.
Shit like the Mattel executives only further enhanced this, as they felt completely disconnected from any other commentary the movie was trying to make. Making fun of the Mattel executives and corporation all being men when they employ a huge amount of women IRL and Barbie was invented by a woman which is also brought up in the movie? It had zero coherent point to its political commentary it just spewed Twitter level diarrhea at the audience as a replacement for having a plot for 2 hours
>It felt disjointed. Ken’s scenes felt completely separated from the quality and level of humor of the rest of the movie. The film makes a point that Ken hears “patriarchy” once in the real world and assumes he can do literally anything because he has a dick when this is delusional and he meets a female doctor, guy who tells him he needs a degree and experience, etc. But immediately after the movie then pretends for the sake of its female characters as if the exaggerated patriarchy that Ken believes in from his short time in the real world suddenly actually IS reality and the climax of the plot and story is the Barbies realizing this. >Shit like the Mattel executives only further enhanced this, as they felt completely disconnected from any other commentary the movie was trying to make. Making fun of the Mattel executives and corporation all being men when they employ a huge amount of women IRL and Barbie was invented by a woman which is also brought up in the movie? It had zero coherent point to its political commentary it just spewed Twitter level diarrhea at the audience as a replacement for having a plot for 2 hours
>I don't expect every director to share my views on the world, I just want them to make a good film.
Yes, you likely do. Nobody outside of /misc/ would take their kids to watch a biopic on how Hitler was right, or how the Confederacy was justified.
Birth of a Nation is one of the most influential and widely studied films of all time and it's literal KKK propaganda. Triumph of the Will is, likewise, highly studied by film critics, directors, and academics and is literal Nazi propaganda.
A good movie is a good movie, anon. Doesn't matter what the message is.
As others stated it is a bad movie. The issue with the movie isn’t that it has political or social commentary in any given direction, the issue is that it takes this element and prioritizes it above every single other element including having a satisfying plot, coherent story and characters, interesting adventures that kids will find fun, etc. The climax of the movie is literally a middle aged hag ranting at the audience for 5 minutes before setting women “free” by telling them to act like c**ts towards men
>literally a middle aged hag ranting at the audience for 5 minutes before setting women “free” by telling them to act like c**ts towards men
Yeah that's feminism all right.
there's a difference between a movie having a political message I disagree with and the whole movie being the director trying to lecture me and calling me evil for not agreeing with them
and even that could've been excused if it was a good movie but it's not. Battleship Potemkin is one of my favorites and that's a literal communist propaganda film
Because why does that have to be Barbie or Spider-Man or every single blockbuster? I’m tired of women b***hing about men being the problem in the world than CONTINUALLY siding with the powers that be against their own fathers brothers and sons
It was fairly easy. Despite the denseness of the turgid message, I was still able to comprehend the complex PhD-level thesis of the film. It was wrong. In fact, it contradicts itself numerous times.
The takeaway that a sane man should derive from this is that the real world is clearly not patriarchal (nor is the world depicted in Barbie), but if it were, that would be immensely beneficial to men (basically a tautology) and therefore we should support it. I COULD read Judith Butler, but I won't, because I don't think there's any good argument for women's rights in her books. Wollstonescraft was a moron and a moralgay.
>Is it funny?
Maybe a little in the beginning but it very quickly becomes stale. A lot of the humor is just designed for normies with references to crappy pop culture that's supposed to be "haha so relatable." There's one joke about Zack Snyderverse and another about girls watching Pride and Prejudice on BBC all the time - IE no subtlety.
They all have the autonomy to do what they like. There is no such thing as tailgating with the guys in Barbie World, the Kens only exist as accessories for the Barbies.
you need to think like a woman to understand it
women dont like football or beer or trucks or mini fridges therefore they are patriarchy
patriarchy has nothing to do with what's patriarchal just what women dislike
e.g. 50 shades of grey, it's a patriarchal story but women like it so it's feminist.
feminism is when good patriarchy when bad if 2 men do the exact same thing but 1 is handsome it's feminism but other ugly it's patriarchy
I feel like I'm losing my fricking mind. Nothing makes sense any more. Everything is so confusing. Every single fricking day I wake up confused at the state of the world, and then I go out into it and grow even more confused, and then I come home and I see shit like this and get even more confused than I was before. Then I go to bed and I wake up and it starts all over again.
I want to move into the woods. I'm so tired of feeling confused.
I'm 32 with a gf of four years and have had consistent sex with non-fats and non-spergs since I was 16. Up until 2008-2012 everything was completely normal and generally as I was told to expect it to be. Then reality itself came off the rails and things grew more surreal by the day.
I don't think I'm alone in that experience and I don't think it has to do with pussy.
Then get off the internet. If the net is making your fragile brain feel sad then simply stop consuming Cinemaphile content. It's purposely made to make you feel miserable by other miserable losers.
Not sad I'm just bewildered. Just a constant low-hum kind of alienation from reality that grows a little bit stronger every day. I'm not sad about the state of things, I'm just confused.
>woah, if you actually try to succeed, other people may also succeed more than you >therefore, just concede immediately so that you'll never lose
Your minority of choice should take this advice.
I enjoyed the movie. It's the ultimate pleb filter
>b-but muh women 🙁 >b-but the patriarchy isn't evil >b-but they didn't give any real power to a group that just tried to overthrow them >b-but the goose is based and redpilled I thought >b-but the trans barbie
It's like none of you even noticed the whole movie is about immigration and bringing the ideals of their outside world into your happy, local town causes all hell to break loose as soon as one person falls for it.
Would 100% make sense for feminists if they actually had their own beliefs or thoughts. But neh, they’re corporate down to where their spirit should be, probably the most subservient and spineless that women have been in like half a century over here.
No. That's one scene where the barbies are working to trick the Kens. Ken falls in love with himself and learns he doesn't need to have barbie in his life.
>Ken's unexpected villain turn stems from his feelings of inferiority and invisibility to Barbie, leading him to embrace the patriarchy. >Kens fight against one another out of feelings of inadequacy, insecurity, and competitive aggression.
So perfectly asian, indian, and arab boys in white countries, their gay little masculinity subreddits, the despair and rage over white girls not being attracted to their race, all of the b***hy petty catty snipes they take at white men.
No. Ryan's Ken just wants to impress barbie, but she doesn't like him how he likes her. All the other Ken's generally seem happy like all the other barbies.
I won't go to the theatres, shills. I will watch a good old Yify rip whenever it comes out. You can't make me go to the theatres, Gerwig. Your Cinemaphile shills won't make us pirates waste our money.
I didn't want to bother with watching this shit but I read the plot synopsis and I'm surprised everyone's talking about the Ken stuff when the main plot of the movie seems to be a fricking exposé against Barbie as a concept? Like the movie ends with Barbie becoming real and going to gynecologist because of the "she has no organs" joke? Is this correct?
When your entire life is based on an incorrect ideology, you need to make it sound complex in order to pretend that the only reason your arguments sound so weak is because they're dumbed down and you totally have real and correct arguments deep in a textbook somewhere. If you read enough Beauvoir, eventually you'll find a concrete basis for human rights or something.
A mishmash of various contradictory tenets you picked up as a child. >X is good because it just is >Y is bad because it just is
If something can be compared to Y, it is bad. If something can be compared to X, it is good. There is a greater focus on not being bad then on being good. >racism is bad because it is >speciesism is comparable to racism >therefore, I must become vegan to avoid discriminating against animals
Calling this an ideology is actually really generous. Read some fricking books. Grow some autonomy. Other people don't matter. Only you do. Become your own idol.
No Matel isn't stupid. The movie is about how Barbie can still be great even if certain Barbies are no longer relevant. The movie is quite literally the abstract Barbie is forever specific barbies can go
I want a Ken cut of the film where they remove all the shitty feminist crap, a movie with an uplifting message guys, how bad is it that I actually found this inspirational? He's literally me fr
Did you get it at least? I thought it was funny. By the way, not a leftist, I found it cool that even if for the purposes of ((subversion)), they displayed cool things guys do in that clip.
I just finished watching it last night and I thought it was based when Margot Robbie had s breakdown because she knows she's a dumb bimbo who isn't smart or unique and knows she caused this by being dismissive of her Ken.
I was kind of shocked actually the concepts of "fascists" and "bimbos" were even in the Barbie world honestly, does this mean there was a Barbie fascist dictator too, or that Barbies dress up like bawds for Ken wiener? That's my biggest problem with the film really. She didn't know about crying, anxiety, depression or the negative impact Barbie had on kids, but she did understand concepts like Fascism and that bimbo is a bad word or that she isn't one
Somehow a lot of anons think that the hype here is genuine. Like this place is a secret society which is totally not painfully mainstream. Everyone knows your memes and your Cinemaphilespeak. Reddit, Twitter. The shills are way smarter than you. Don't fall for it.
I don't get it. Why are we even discussing this? What man would watch this? Barbie isn't even on the level of G.I. Joe. It has no story, no lore, no personalities.
Everywhere you go people emphasize community, when communities are gatekeepers.
Every community is an imagined community, with disillusionment proper being the way to dismantle it. Online you should lead people into watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnPmg0R1M04 the century of the self. The https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernays_family
Marc Randolph is a descendant of Freud.
Great-uncle is Edward Bernays,
a nephew of Sigmund Freud
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marc_Randolph
There is no war between the genders; a war presupposes that both sides are fighting. What exists is more of a massacre, with the replacement of the masculine while the other side makes some memes
whoa
he's like me
🙂
Literally them
Literally me.
I don't care for the movie, but I hate Gerwig for shitting on Kubrick's masterpiece. Stupid b***h
>shitting on
It’s an homage
Gerwig's entire directorial style is to make a series of "homages" to various great films to conceal the fact that she's not actually creative or intellectual.
It's Tarantino all over again, complete with gratuitous foot scenes.
Tarantino still was more innovative. Hyperlink crime movie wasn't done before as per my knowledge. He is also not a blowhard like Gerwig.
its like something I know but different but really the same i hecking love it
Also sprach Zarathustra isn’t an original composition for 2001 Mr. Nonwhite.
Did that anon say anything about the music? The scene is a copy of 2001 and the same implications
2001 sucks ass
>music piece that's a direct reference to Nietzsche who asked for better men and even super men
She is remixing the meaning.
Woah! Super based! 1 ticket to see barbie please!
Same music plays in Peter Sellers “Being There” also in a scene where a naïf encounters the real world. That’s what I understood the reference to be. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zACzE0u2r3Y
Where did you get this clip of me?
>oh boy I can ruthlessly compete and be tortured to death if I fail, muh patriarchy is so great
>>oh boy I can ruthlessly compete and be tortured to death if I fail, muh patriarchy is so great
jam it in when not using it
Feminism simultaneously posits that men have issues they want to equally help with and also that men are the privileged oppressor class with no issues whatsoever. Pure doublethink.
their strength is the ability to hold inconsistent beliefs. As a man you are locked into rational thought
You can both be a privileged class and still have issues. Money has never been an issue my entire life, but I've still got problems.
Privilege is good. Not having privilege is bad.
>>oh boy I can ruthlessly compete and be tortured to death if I fail
>the competition will go away if I concede
The competition started when you were born and it will end you die. There is opting out. Everybody loses in the end.
Why Grease?
We're hitting levels of LITERALLY ME that shouldn't even be possible!
literally me when I found out about the patriarchy
I dont get it.. is this saying all those things are bad?
Yes.
Anything which benefits men, especially White men, is bad. Doesn't matter if it's necessary for civilization or not.
No Ivan you aren't agitating race violence with the barbie movie.
really bizarre how you people assume that anyone who cares about White men must be Russian
Frick off Ivan, your country is losing and Russia will always be a shithole t. A finn
shit falseflag /misc/tard
meds but unironically
lmao at capitalising white. i fricking love incels. you dont half make me laugh
>Ivan
Just give up. You don't belong
>s-stop recognizing us agitation shills
seriously get the frick back to /k/ nobody gives a shit here
About to lose what?
this is literally what leftoid shills do, thoughever albeit
>ivan
you sound lost and spouting random websites lingo, you dont belong here mister, kindly frick off
What about anything that benefits israeli men?
Dunno man, he seems pretty happy about it.
no, the shit posters at this board are saying the movie is saying it's bad. Stop getting so easily gaslighted like a woman. Ken lives in Barbie world where everything is female centric and Ken just found a place where men can do cool shit and not have to deal with women if they dont want to.
Yes, because he eventually becomes the antagonist to defeat because of this
idk man i think this is an endorsement of the patriarchy. look how effortlesly and efficient he took over. none of the women are this competent.
>watch a 30 sec clip of a movie with a hour plus running time
>get confused
How stupid are you people? Do you get your information from sec long sound bytes too?
yes
just finished the movie
it doesn't make feminism look good at all
pretty based and fun movie
$0.02 have been deposited into your account.
They have to throw the Barbies into a van and rant feminist platitudes at women until they ditch their new lives as Ken's frick toys (which they love). Once that's done, they proceed to rig an election by getting the Kens to wage war on each other. One thing is clear, this movie is going to be the most effective filter for brainlets that's come out in the past few years.
>They have to throw the Barbies into a van and rant feminist platitudes at women until they ditch their new lives as Ken's frick toys (which they love). Once that's done, they proceed to rig an election
>Once that's done, they proceed to rig an election
>they rig an election
Didn't some anon say the script was written in 2017?
It's funny when i watched this film with my gf and at the part where barbies talk about how much less hard and stressful their lives are serving Kens, she just had this "see, this is what i'm talking about!" expression in her face. It's only the ugly chicks who actually want to do stressful big boy jobs.
He finally felt represented - so happy for him.
Yes, that'll be 3 seats for Barbie. I wouldn't want to risk sitting next to a woman after all.
Actually funny
>You mean I can have stonks?
HE'S LITERALLY ME
Unironically funny and kino
Funkino
yes show images of men who had power 300 years ago
0:03
Ken learns to tell the b***h to shut it.
So is the movie feminist or not. The color palette is comfy but I'm not gonna watch it if it's harridan-esque
is that the coliseum?
It's the Pula Arena
what a stupid question
It’s extremely feminist. You can tell just how much the people who made it resent men BUT every single scene with Gosling in it great. It’s like they’re from a completely different movie.
Reminds me of when they tried to make Homelander as some Trump and he became the favorite character kek
Everytime they try to make some aryan guy evil they just become the favorite
>muh women are capable too
Ukrainian women literally escaped and are sucking wieners while their men are dying
Women are so bad they literally made waifugays look sand
sane*
Yeah I watch the video of poor holhols blowing their legs off in a minefield and realize they're probably there after hearing some spiel about protecting the waman now partying in France and collecting sob story points.
Gosling is just autistic enough to break out and deliver us from evil.
Based Open Minded Ken pissing off the contrarian chuddies on a Kiribati Shrimp Fishing Forum.
This is as subtle as that Charlie's Angels opening
>an underclass citizen in barbieland being empowered is LE FUNNY
I don’t think these people even know what they’re saying anymore
>Weak homosexual learns how men are supposed to act
Based, to bad the movie ruins it with the ending
Between this and the Oppenheimer sex scene I realized writing is a dead art.
Because we're not paying writers enough.
yes, money solves everything. Just look what it did for inner city schools.
Because we're not funding inner city schools enough.
>Buildings are racist.
>more Black folk means more Black folk shooting each other
>this must be the white man's fault
hmmmm
I cannot believe we've reached the point where White supremacists are just strolling into ghettos and shooting up peaceful African-Americans.
give to writers and blacks until it HURTS!
sounds familiar.
Why the frick would you pay somebody more money for doing a bad job?
wait people don't talk like that at the movies right
It's a children's film, and from what I've heard theaters have been relatively full.
There's going to be a lot of noise.
When are we getting a full camrip?
>It's nothing but half a minute of men being based as fricked
Is the barbie movie full of scenes like this? I might give it a watch
why on earth would gooseman take this role ?
Because he literally isn't you
YOU ARE LYING
I will watch the fanedit that is just all the scenes of Ryan Gosling being me.
People are calling this movie feminist trash but they aren't seeing it from Ken's perspective. He comes from a matriarchy and experiences male liberation for the first time.
Does he end up toppling said matriarchy or liberating the other Kens and showing them freedom? I bet they don't. So shut the frick up and stop trying to gaslight people. It's a feminist movie through and through
Kind of? He ends up taking things too far when he goes back to Barbie Land but in the end the Barbies agree to give him and the other Kens more rights and freedom. It's a barbie movie though so it's not like the Kens are going to turn into GI Joes.
They agree to give them basic recognition, but they're excluded from government because (as the movie tells kids several times) the real world is an evil patriarchy that needs to be dismantled.
His smile and optimism: eternal
Looks like it was written by a bourgeoisie millenial israeli couple
Wow, he's literally me
So I basically followed 0 marketing buzz for this movie and I'm guessing there's the barbie world and then there's the real world and barbie people escapes into our world? Is that the premise of the movie?
Barbie and Ken go to the real world. Ken learns that in the real world men are the ones in control, not women. Ken goes back to Barbieland and starts a revolution with the other Kens to overthrow the Barbie matriarchy.
Here's why that's not a Good Thing.
>Communist propaganda
Wow Hollywood can ruin anything
>not watching the movie but assuming it's communist propaganda by reading a single paragraph post
Modern /misc/ in a nutshell.
Why wouldn't he just stay in the real world?
He tries to find employment as various jobs such as being a lifeguard, being a vet, and a businessman. He fails because he has no training and credentials. Once he sees Barbie leave, he decides to bring his new found revelation to Barbieland. Typing this out, it seems to parallel Nightmare Before Xmas.
What? You mean being a man wasn't enough to get him instant success?
Yes. Even a blonde haired, blue eyed, handsome man with a tan.
yes, it's like Roger Rabbit.
yeah it's basically the Lego Movie.
I drive
Why are people laughing? This isn't remotely funny.
>You're laughing. A metrosexual cuck is discovering masculinity and you're laughing.
It's an awkward form of laughing. They are aware that the movie is trying to pull an "emotionally enraging" scene for the audience of a supposedly patriarchal modern society, but the viewers just don't have the energy for it. So they awkwardly laughed it off pretending not to understand it.
The scene is clearly intended to be comedic, are you actually fricking autistic? It's playing the 2001 music to a montage of Grease, basketball, and golf you nitwit
incels are moronic anon, Ben Shapiro melted their brains a few years ago
>I don't understand. it's just a montage featuring 2001 music, Grease, basketball, and golf
>It's not about the montage itself. The movie implied that the society is rotted by patriarchy through portraying male-heavy advertisements and it's subtly blaming you and your gender
>But I don't get it. How have the movie insulted me? It's just a montage featuring 2001 music, Grease, basketball, and golf
KINO
This movie looks so fricking shit.
careful, the chud police are ruthlessly defending it
*kino
at what point do they acknowledge that it is only the top 1% of men which benefit from the patriarchy, and men still make up the vast majority of dangerous & essential labor?
they do address that...right?
Anon 99% of men are invisible to women. Rewatch the clip and look for the homeless one-legged vet the cops harass or the janny the business yell at to go unstop the toilets.
Yes they do acknowledge that. Several times.
>you all need to help all women achieve the greatest success because 1% of you are "too successful" and it makes me feel bad 🙁
>in exchange, you're like a good person or something I guess...?
Your worldview is as sturdy as a popsicle stick. The best course of action is to lie and pretend you care while gradually undermining your efforts.
>movie ends with Ken falling in love with troony Barbie
What did Hollywood mean by this?
Gays are men who had bad experiences with women?
xx chromosome "women" blown the frick out
>That fricking man face
Goose has fallen
It took far too long for this revelation to surface on Cinemaphile
Shills are trying to hide it to make it seem like Goose stays based in the end.
I hate everything about this propaganda and the israelites that made it.
that's a pretty funny scene honestly
very funny ending for him if true as well considering the op video
it's not about imitating barbie, ti's about being better than barbie
Sound like the usual ending of any chud, eventually they either get a black girlfriend or a troony.
>eventually they either get a black girlfriend or a troony.
no anon, you don't understand! I only accidentally had sex with that troony twelve+ times because I thought he was a woman, which he will never be!
First it's Tom Holland and now this. israelitelywood's humiliation ritual of adored actors continues
the patriarchy stock footage reminds me of charlie's angels. why do women directors keep doing that?
Why is it so hard for you turds to watch a movie that disagrees with you politically? I don't expect every director to share my views on the world, I just want them to make a good film.
But it's not a good movie
That may well be true, I haven't seen it, but it's pretty clear that this board puts the cart before the horse, ie, if it agrees with me politically then it's a good film, and the inverse. I know it's how it works here it's just very childish. I'll shut up now.
Disingenuous, anon. The movie was pretty damn funny. But also, yes, Ryan Gosling was the best part of it.
It felt disjointed. Ken’s scenes felt completely separated from the quality and level of humor of the rest of the movie. The film makes a point that Ken hears “patriarchy” once in the real world and assumes he can do literally anything because he has a dick when this is delusional and he meets a female doctor, guy who tells him he needs a degree and experience, etc. But immediately after the movie then pretends for the sake of its female characters as if the exaggerated patriarchy that Ken believes in from his short time in the real world suddenly actually IS reality and the climax of the plot and story is the Barbies realizing this.
Shit like the Mattel executives only further enhanced this, as they felt completely disconnected from any other commentary the movie was trying to make. Making fun of the Mattel executives and corporation all being men when they employ a huge amount of women IRL and Barbie was invented by a woman which is also brought up in the movie? It had zero coherent point to its political commentary it just spewed Twitter level diarrhea at the audience as a replacement for having a plot for 2 hours
>It felt disjointed. Ken’s scenes felt completely separated from the quality and level of humor of the rest of the movie. The film makes a point that Ken hears “patriarchy” once in the real world and assumes he can do literally anything because he has a dick when this is delusional and he meets a female doctor, guy who tells him he needs a degree and experience, etc. But immediately after the movie then pretends for the sake of its female characters as if the exaggerated patriarchy that Ken believes in from his short time in the real world suddenly actually IS reality and the climax of the plot and story is the Barbies realizing this.
>Shit like the Mattel executives only further enhanced this, as they felt completely disconnected from any other commentary the movie was trying to make. Making fun of the Mattel executives and corporation all being men when they employ a huge amount of women IRL and Barbie was invented by a woman which is also brought up in the movie? It had zero coherent point to its political commentary it just spewed Twitter level diarrhea at the audience as a replacement for having a plot for 2 hours
Thanks for copy pasting all of my post, I’m glad you agree with me to this extent
Why do you have an obsession with some random chink on Twitter and why are you dilating so hard?
>nd why are you dilating so hard?
Try posting at at time where you are not furiously obsessing over your transgender fetish.
Ken dolls don't have peni
>it just spewed Twitter level diarrhea at the audience as a replacement for having a plot for 2 hours
You now know how women think
>it just spewed Twitter level diarrhea at the audience as a replacement for having a plot for 2 hours
Damn...
It's like the first good american flick in ages.
There’s a very big difference between a movie having certain ideals you disagree with and a movie literally lecturing you on what you should believe
>Why is it so hard for you turds to watch a movie that disagrees with you politically?
Because the movie is not good, c**t.
Well, it's not a good film
it's a Barbie movie, why the frick would I like it?
i'm actually interested, and i'm usually extremely biased against anything woke
>I don't expect every director to share my views on the world, I just want them to make a good film.
Yes, you likely do. Nobody outside of /misc/ would take their kids to watch a biopic on how Hitler was right, or how the Confederacy was justified.
Birth of a Nation is one of the most influential and widely studied films of all time and it's literal KKK propaganda. Triumph of the Will is, likewise, highly studied by film critics, directors, and academics and is literal Nazi propaganda.
A good movie is a good movie, anon. Doesn't matter what the message is.
I wonder if you'd have the same reaction if these films were released today
They would if they were socialized to think that they would receive praise and status for doing so.
THIS. WOMEN WILL ENDORSE ANYTHING THEY THINK THEY HAVE TO LIKE
As others stated it is a bad movie. The issue with the movie isn’t that it has political or social commentary in any given direction, the issue is that it takes this element and prioritizes it above every single other element including having a satisfying plot, coherent story and characters, interesting adventures that kids will find fun, etc. The climax of the movie is literally a middle aged hag ranting at the audience for 5 minutes before setting women “free” by telling them to act like c**ts towards men
>literally a middle aged hag ranting at the audience for 5 minutes before setting women “free” by telling them to act like c**ts towards men
Yeah that's feminism all right.
there's a difference between a movie having a political message I disagree with and the whole movie being the director trying to lecture me and calling me evil for not agreeing with them
and even that could've been excused if it was a good movie but it's not. Battleship Potemkin is one of my favorites and that's a literal communist propaganda film
Because why does that have to be Barbie or Spider-Man or every single blockbuster? I’m tired of women b***hing about men being the problem in the world than CONTINUALLY siding with the powers that be against their own fathers brothers and sons
Watch the fricking film moron, it says that men should be allowed to be men and it's fun.
I don’t watch movies, I just listen to audio commentaries from old 90s sitcoms as I watch the world fall apart
Based
I just found all of news radios audio commentaries on YouTube, I’m eating good this weekend
Mind sharing a link?
You should find them all through this, but be cool I don’t need these taken down until I get to the first Jon lovitts episode
Cheers, m8. Enjoy your listening
Right back at’cha buddy
It was fairly easy. Despite the denseness of the turgid message, I was still able to comprehend the complex PhD-level thesis of the film. It was wrong. In fact, it contradicts itself numerous times.
The takeaway that a sane man should derive from this is that the real world is clearly not patriarchal (nor is the world depicted in Barbie), but if it were, that would be immensely beneficial to men (basically a tautology) and therefore we should support it. I COULD read Judith Butler, but I won't, because I don't think there's any good argument for women's rights in her books. Wollstonescraft was a moron and a moralgay.
you watch propaganda willingly like a drone and go boasting about it.
I just finished watching it. Message is too on the nose for me. My gf liked it tho. Guess I'll be single soon.
man he really is literally me
Are you guys even manly men? You seem like a bunch of backstabbing slackjawed whiny b***hes to me.
Can some real patricians just tell me if the movie is worth seeing or not? Is it funny? I don't care if it's liberal or conservative
It's funny and centrist, as to be expected from a woman.
Every Greta film is kino and this is no exception.
>Is it funny?
Maybe a little in the beginning but it very quickly becomes stale. A lot of the humor is just designed for normies with references to crappy pop culture that's supposed to be "haha so relatable." There's one joke about Zack Snyderverse and another about girls watching Pride and Prejudice on BBC all the time - IE no subtlety.
Me, like the girls who clapped at Americas speech but amplified x100000
Also loved the nWo Hogan reference to his outfit
This moment killed in the theater. Barbie haters don't know how to have fun.
I want to sexo 90's America Ferrara
How is tailgating with a mini-fridge in the back of your truck the "patriarchy?"
They all have the autonomy to do what they like. There is no such thing as tailgating with the guys in Barbie World, the Kens only exist as accessories for the Barbies.
I felt like I was watching a gilette ad
Everything’s the patriarchy if you’re bitter enough
you need to think like a woman to understand it
women dont like football or beer or trucks or mini fridges therefore they are patriarchy
patriarchy has nothing to do with what's patriarchal just what women dislike
e.g. 50 shades of grey, it's a patriarchal story but women like it so it's feminist.
feminism is when good patriarchy when bad if 2 men do the exact same thing but 1 is handsome it's feminism but other ugly it's patriarchy
I feel like I'm losing my fricking mind. Nothing makes sense any more. Everything is so confusing. Every single fricking day I wake up confused at the state of the world, and then I go out into it and grow even more confused, and then I come home and I see shit like this and get even more confused than I was before. Then I go to bed and I wake up and it starts all over again.
I want to move into the woods. I'm so tired of feeling confused.
You're just a lonely bitter old man that doesn't have sex. This world isn't for broken men like you.
I'm 32 with a gf of four years and have had consistent sex with non-fats and non-spergs since I was 16. Up until 2008-2012 everything was completely normal and generally as I was told to expect it to be. Then reality itself came off the rails and things grew more surreal by the day.
I don't think I'm alone in that experience and I don't think it has to do with pussy.
Then get off the internet. If the net is making your fragile brain feel sad then simply stop consuming Cinemaphile content. It's purposely made to make you feel miserable by other miserable losers.
Not sad I'm just bewildered. Just a constant low-hum kind of alienation from reality that grows a little bit stronger every day. I'm not sad about the state of things, I'm just confused.
Oh, people tend to get confused the older they get. We simply can't understand young people and the ways things change. It's only going to get worse.
why are you unironically talking to a shitposter?
hearing what young normies think irl is worse than Cinemaphile, people have run out of imagination or curiosity or even playful musing
>get off the internet
You first, pathetic tourist.
THINK homie THINK
That's because the world has become one giant madhouse, sane people aren't allowed here anymore you must live your brain at the entrance my fine sir
>I'm sane
>But I also want to murder everyone that disagrees with my personal bias and politics
Yeesh
Do people here ignore how patriarchy hurt the Kens as it does men irl?
There is no patriarchy irl you moron. There is only the longhouse
NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST BE A PATRIARCH!!!
>woah, if you actually try to succeed, other people may also succeed more than you
>therefore, just concede immediately so that you'll never lose
Your minority of choice should take this advice.
Scene where Ken learns about the Patriarchy
https://streamable.com/asxpq1
The slave when he realizes his chains were never actually there.
I never saw it this way before. Thank you, Barbie movie! He's literally me.
There is no such thing as "Patriarchy", the Western world is ruled by women while men are their slaves.
This can't be an accident anymore.
Gosling is filling these roles on purpose.
Cinemaphile = casadojohouse
>No Ivan you aren't agitating race violence with the barbie movie.
>The Patriarchy is Grease.. and Basketball
huh?
do feminists believe this?
KENO
Inshallah brother
I enjoyed the movie. It's the ultimate pleb filter
>b-but muh women 🙁
>b-but the patriarchy isn't evil
>b-but they didn't give any real power to a group that just tried to overthrow them
>b-but the goose is based and redpilled I thought
>b-but the trans barbie
It's like none of you even noticed the whole movie is about immigration and bringing the ideals of their outside world into your happy, local town causes all hell to break loose as soon as one person falls for it.
You guys are fricking idiots.
Greta Gerwig confirmed ethnonationalist
Thank you for understanding. Better than israelitepenheimer where they dropped the israeliteclear bomb on the israelitepanese.
yeah bro Greta Gerwig is actually anti immigration
It sounds like you're being sarcastic. Post one thing that proves me wrong when what I said literally happens in the movie.
Post one thing that proves you're not a coping homosexual moron trying to apologize for woke trash.
I watched the movie. You clearly didn't.
I can think critically. You can't.
I'm going to watch movie again just to make you mad.
Oooooh watch out...
I thought it was a ant giving a thumbs up
You can't think critically and you didn't watch the movie, or else you'd not pretend it was anything besides blatant feminist propaganda.
Would 100% make sense for feminists if they actually had their own beliefs or thoughts. But neh, they’re corporate down to where their spirit should be, probably the most subservient and spineless that women have been in like half a century over here.
Doesn't he fall in love with a troony at the end?
No. That's one scene where the barbies are working to trick the Kens. Ken falls in love with himself and learns he doesn't need to have barbie in his life.
>Ken's unexpected villain turn stems from his feelings of inferiority and invisibility to Barbie, leading him to embrace the patriarchy.
>Kens fight against one another out of feelings of inadequacy, insecurity, and competitive aggression.
They know
They hired the Goose for a very, very specific reason.
So perfectly asian, indian, and arab boys in white countries, their gay little masculinity subreddits, the despair and rage over white girls not being attracted to their race, all of the b***hy petty catty snipes they take at white men.
he cute
Agreed. The him and Allen sex scene was a bit weird in the movie. Just nude bulges grinding? OK Greta
Ken found freedom from toxic femininity
this, in his world don't aren't the woman basically the "toxic" side? This is good for him
It is a pretty funny scene but I don't think they have a sex scene in this movie right? Kids will wanting to see it.
Not watching.
Never will.
Do you feel happy about your life?
Nta but if the litmus test for being happy is not watching Barbie, yes I'm sure he's happy.
Literally just identity politics. It's like some sort of satanic disease.
>these leaders are you, you are these leaders, because they have the same genitals as you
No
>Go woke go bro-
Oh no, wait, this is actually already making a shit ton of money. Sorry, bigots.
>feminists complain about barbie for decades
>flock to the movie
>Femininists complain about macho men for decades
>Flock to Chad's dick.
>average ESL barbie shill
Half of literally me posters are shitskins.
America isn't white. Europe (actually white people) are ESL.
Aren't the kens like a slave class in the barbie world and they are the bad guys?
No. Ryan's Ken just wants to impress barbie, but she doesn't like him how he likes her. All the other Ken's generally seem happy like all the other barbies.
Slave class, yes. Bad guys no, not really. They're portrayed as victims of both wanting to be loved by Barbie and of the ideas of patriarchy.
MATRIARCHY
How embarassing
Wow, so subtle and expertly written. I now think writers deserve to be paid a million dollars per minute for their genius.
I hope greta gerwig dies in a car crash
wtf I love patriarchy now
Patriarchy means “rule of fathers.”
It couldn’t describe our society any more innacurately.
This. Imagine being a women and actually believing you live in a patriarchy
the reality is we live in a feminist dystopia
I won't go to the theatres, shills. I will watch a good old Yify rip whenever it comes out. You can't make me go to the theatres, Gerwig. Your Cinemaphile shills won't make us pirates waste our money.
I didn't want to bother with watching this shit but I read the plot synopsis and I'm surprised everyone's talking about the Ken stuff when the main plot of the movie seems to be a fricking exposé against Barbie as a concept? Like the movie ends with Barbie becoming real and going to gynecologist because of the "she has no organs" joke? Is this correct?
Seems like a fricking bizarre movie
Why does everything need to be caked in 15 different layers of meta commentary?
When your entire life is based on an incorrect ideology, you need to make it sound complex in order to pretend that the only reason your arguments sound so weak is because they're dumbed down and you totally have real and correct arguments deep in a textbook somewhere. If you read enough Beauvoir, eventually you'll find a concrete basis for human rights or something.
What’s my incorrect ideology oh wise anon?
A mishmash of various contradictory tenets you picked up as a child.
>X is good because it just is
>Y is bad because it just is
If something can be compared to Y, it is bad. If something can be compared to X, it is good. There is a greater focus on not being bad then on being good.
>racism is bad because it is
>speciesism is comparable to racism
>therefore, I must become vegan to avoid discriminating against animals
Calling this an ideology is actually really generous. Read some fricking books. Grow some autonomy. Other people don't matter. Only you do. Become your own idol.
Women love barbie anon. Matell loves money. That's the movie
>i didn't watch the movie but complain complain complain
Man modern Cinemaphile is inhabited by two digit morons.
No Matel isn't stupid. The movie is about how Barbie can still be great even if certain Barbies are no longer relevant. The movie is quite literally the abstract Barbie is forever specific barbies can go
I want a Ken cut of the film where they remove all the shitty feminist crap, a movie with an uplifting message guys, how bad is it that I actually found this inspirational? He's literally me fr
shut the frick up
YWNBABGIABW
The left can't meme
Did you get it at least? I thought it was funny. By the way, not a leftist, I found it cool that even if for the purposes of ((subversion)), they displayed cool things guys do in that clip.
Shut up chud
I just finished watching it last night and I thought it was based when Margot Robbie had s breakdown because she knows she's a dumb bimbo who isn't smart or unique and knows she caused this by being dismissive of her Ken.
I was kind of shocked actually the concepts of "fascists" and "bimbos" were even in the Barbie world honestly, does this mean there was a Barbie fascist dictator too, or that Barbies dress up like bawds for Ken wiener? That's my biggest problem with the film really. She didn't know about crying, anxiety, depression or the negative impact Barbie had on kids, but she did understand concepts like Fascism and that bimbo is a bad word or that she isn't one
I look forward to never seeing this movie
Good to see Cody Rhodes doing well for himself
Somehow a lot of anons think that the hype here is genuine. Like this place is a secret society which is totally not painfully mainstream. Everyone knows your memes and your Cinemaphilespeak. Reddit, Twitter. The shills are way smarter than you. Don't fall for it.
I don't get it. Why are we even discussing this? What man would watch this? Barbie isn't even on the level of G.I. Joe. It has no story, no lore, no personalities.
it's israeli subversion that you're supposed to be excited about
Rage marketing. Trying to get incels to scream about it on social media.
>It has no story, no lore, no personalities.
I’m pretty sure those straight to DVD cgi barbie films were actually really popular in the 00s
It's group culture.
Everywhere you go people emphasize community, when communities are gatekeepers.
Every community is an imagined community, with disillusionment proper being the way to dismantle it. Online you should lead people into watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnPmg0R1M04 the century of the self. The https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernays_family
Marc Randolph is a descendant of Freud.
Great-uncle is Edward Bernays,
a nephew of Sigmund Freud
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marc_Randolph
Also, I like Trotsky, and don't care for the politics that are frequented here but accept it as it is. Your perspective is yours.
>mfw gosling gets a best actor nod for this and BTFO women in their own movie
Would be hilarious if he was the only nomination
>Male cops is patriarchy now
I wonder why...
https://twitter.com/FilmThePoliceLA/status/1682130725846523905
Gosling is a good actor
Another reason why I dislike the concept of Barbie (I'll see it eventually) is this modern war we have between the genders.
It's this concept of a zero sum game where we just have mistrust and alienation toward each other rather than understanding.
Men and women will continue to live together for millennia as we have for millennia.
Shouldn't we make the most of it?
There is no war between the genders; a war presupposes that both sides are fighting. What exists is more of a massacre, with the replacement of the masculine while the other side makes some memes
The wars over women were utterly victorious
>https://streamable.com/fe003r
>fat prostitutes laughing like cows at the back
how do I avoid those? very late night screening?
By not going dumbfrick. I will literally never see this movie.
watch the camrip?
Is Ken being happy suppose to be a bad thing in this movie?
yes, men should only care about women. it's problematic if they can find happiness on their own
>making her put tghings back
>Having sex with her when she is asleep
My gf loves it when I do this
I've had two girlfriends that would wake me up in the middle of the night sitting on my dick. Were they abusing me?