>OP has never experienced having women want to touch him
Many such cases. If you lazy homosexuals would quit eating garbage, drinking corn syrup water, and actually exercised, then woman might want to touch you too.
That's how I use it too. I interrupt the people trying to say something to me with: I know.
Before covid I would also put my finger on their lips to shush them at the same time.
So if I said sneed, I could frick them and they would receive my seed, and birth a child I'd have to feed gummy bears for 17-18 years max, while my wife wastes her time getting manicures?
I was building a ceiling in an office once and was reaching up above my head and could hear the girls in the office behind me saying "there you go look at that view". I called the cops
It doesn't apply to Chads, but nowadays even Chads get lynched for their crimes against women eventually, just years later when they stopped being Chads.
It might not be today or tomorrow, but the second you rise you to prominence, all your sexcapades are going to come back to haunt you. Most guys get fired over that talk, many guys get accused of worse.
I come here to complain about being an unwanted virgin til my mid 20s but I was just a coward at best, and an autist at worst. When I was 17 I had girls sitting on my lap and I did nothing
On the bus ride home once in 9th grade a couple of girls asked if they could sit next to me and one sat on my lap. I just looked out the window and listened to anime OPs the whole ride.
>step 1: be genetically gifted >step 2: count all calories in your food >step 3: make sure you're consistently losing weight until you're about 15% body fat percentage (learn to use calipers, get an inbody scale, or find somewhere they have one) >step 4: do the right fitness exercises for 60 minutes everyday for 12 months >step 5: use some things to help, particularly if you're over 25 (trt, hgh, steroids) >step 6: now lose the last fat until you're 5% bodyfat >step 7: do some exercises to pump up your muscles right before shooting >step 8: lather your body in oil >step 9: add professional lighting from the top to accentuate definition
Testosterone replacement therapy. From a doctor. You will become a slave to medical industry though as your body may adapt to depend on it.
Hgh is human growth hormone. It may cause organs to grow. It may give your roidgut and give a domed head. You get that under the table from a doctor or buy it online and inject yourself with it.
You need roids to look like a superhero, but the drawbacks are so bad that its absolutely not worth it unless you are gonna make money of it
2 years ago
Anonymous
What can I use to just be strong and look decent without getting a dadbod? I've been injured several times so I'm very limited in how much working out I can do.
Living life for the attention of women will always lead a man to emptiness because man is supposed to lead the woman, not be led by her. That is the natural state of things.
>I was a gymnast from 3-16 >talking to girl at party >she says something touching my chest as she does it >she then looks surprised and says "wow" >keeps touching it a little longer
Nothing fills me with more joy than telling some dumb hoe at the bar to not fricking touch me with full stone-faced autism. The last one started crying because she thought she was a rapist now or something lol
You were raped, anon. It's just the unprocessed trauma causing you to act like it was a good thing, so you don't have to face the shame and regret. You weren't asking for it and you didn't deserve it.
I get felt up by old and fat chicks at my job all the time and it's gross. Not even a stripper or anything that warrants touching, I'm a machine operator in a factory of all fricking things
You could tell HR if it really bothers you. I've been touched by old ladies and ugly chicks before, it's whatever I don't mind it at all. Unless it was some extremely disgusting, smelly, obese walmart slob that was groping my balls and butthole, it's not a big deal. Or some gay guy, I just tell them I don't want to be touched. I don't even bother saying that to women because I don't care, I like that I'm exciting them just by being me, take it as a free gift. Imagine how exciting it is for an old lady to feel a young guy's arm and chest. That's fine and doesn't do me any harm. I hope young b***hes let me grab their waists when I'm old.
>Unless it was some extremely disgusting, smelly, obese walmart slob that was groping my balls and butthole
whoa no wonder Arab immigrants are stabbing western women
a girl grabbed my ass in the club one time, I turned around and she was ugly and fat
I wanted to bust her jaw open, but I didn't I just scowled and sat down somewhere alone
>tfw capeshit movies have made women think that the average man can look like this
Yeah let me quit my job, lift 2 hours a day every day, eat 3+ high-protein meals every day and have them all prepared for me by a professional chef who knows my macros and calorie requirements, all while taking steroids and having my health monitored by elite doctors
>meanwhile women throw a fit when they're told not to be fat
Reminder, Captain America's real form is a 5'3" skinny, weak little punk b***h who never worked for anything in his life. All he did was whine and complain that everyone needs to accept him and let him do what he wants when he could barely hold a rifle or keep up while running. Then he demands they give him super muscles and height, voila, somehow it worked. And he still kept the punk b***h attitude acting like he ever earned anything and was so much better than everyone else.
My lord Conan was reminiscing on a great many things
>his father told him he could trust in steel, but his father's sword was stolen and used against him and in the end it was broken >he once said that was is best in life was to crush your enemies but he had just crushed his enemy and attained a great victory but happiness eluded him >he had seen Valeria's spirit and had prayed to Crom for the first and only time and his prayer had been answered. He now knew the gods favored him and Valhalla is real. But did he have the answer to riddle of steel?
this is a weird scene because it feminize the guy but its due to muscles. also, hes offering his breasts to a woman.
I get it, I guess, I understand what the idea behind it is, but if you think about it, it makes no sense.
also, I can tell that this thread will have a bunch of fat neets talking about the time a girl grabbed their ass or wanted to rub their abs or some weird projection found only in fiction or really forced social tableauxs.
irl, girls like your general shape and will lightly tap your butt at best, barely so, and pull you towards them almost, w/o grabbing you. a sort of psychic pull. iow, girls are the ones that get groped. this befuddles the frick out of midwits, tards and virgin autists and they actually get mad because they have no context and dont understand what you're saying.
tl;dr capeshit is gay and for morons and everyone itt is a larping homosexual
I'd unironically love it if women were more rapey. I fricking hate how coy and aloof most of them play, even if they really do want the d they still play bullshit games.
>work out >be fit >polish exchange students come to party >jogada touches your chest and goes "oh anon you're like so muscular" >proceed to procreate later that night without using protection
getting fit is the only thing you need to do to get laid
>OP has never experienced having women want to touch him
Many such cases. If you lazy homosexuals would quit eating garbage, drinking corn syrup water, and actually exercised, then woman might want to touch you too.
Yeah and I bet u have chud
>ugly virgins refuse to believe people actually workout then proceed to get laid
No wonder people like you either become incels or trannies
no people work, collect some cash then get laid because women mostly care for money.
Had a waitress tell me I have a nice ass while I was bent over in the kitchen once. I ignored her and kept working.
that was the moment when "you too" would have actually worked.
I usually say "I know"
I do that a lot too.
Nah, that "you too" would have probably turned into #MeToo.
Probably better to play it safe.
>t-thanks you too
this is my go to whenever a woman compliments me
When I do know someone is trying to pay me a compliment I just say "thanks" nodding my head a bit, and get back to ignoring them asap.
For me it's: I know.
Frick you beat me to it
That's how I use it too. I interrupt the people trying to say something to me with: I know.
Before covid I would also put my finger on their lips to shush them at the same time.
For me it's: I drive.
How would they react if you just said "sneed" and refused to elaborate?
they would get pregnant and have your babies. good luck feeding those kids moron
So if I said sneed, I could frick them and they would receive my seed, and birth a child I'd have to feed gummy bears for 17-18 years max, while my wife wastes her time getting manicures?
yes
>*annoyed grunt*
>you have a big dick Anon
>you too
maybe we should rub our fat wieners together sometime… maybe a little oil, two fat wieners; together… oil…
GOOOOD
Now we can fight as true warriors - glans to glans, it is the basis of all combat. Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon.
I was building a ceiling in an office once and was reaching up above my head and could hear the girls in the office behind me saying "there you go look at that view". I called the cops
if the roles were reversed, the man would be in jail right now with zero prospects for future jobs
>this is what incels actually believe
It doesn't apply to Chads, but nowadays even Chads get lynched for their crimes against women eventually, just years later when they stopped being Chads.
Not really dude. Stop lurking the blackpill forums.
I have literally done that exact thing to colleagues of mine and suffered exactly zero (0) repercussions
It might not be today or tomorrow, but the second you rise you to prominence, all your sexcapades are going to come back to haunt you. Most guys get fired over that talk, many guys get accused of worse.
Uhh this is a blue board and you just posted a GIF of rape.
I come here to complain about being an unwanted virgin til my mid 20s but I was just a coward at best, and an autist at worst. When I was 17 I had girls sitting on my lap and I did nothing
On the bus ride home once in 9th grade a couple of girls asked if they could sit next to me and one sat on my lap. I just looked out the window and listened to anime OPs the whole ride.
Pain
that’s pretty cool honestly
>So anon do you have some plans after school
>"Yume ni made mita you na sekai wa
Arasoi mo naku heiwa na nichijou"
no girl ever told me i was attractive or gave me the stare
that was a game for them, anon. if you'd reacted in any way they'd have screamed and laughed at you and made you into a spectacle
Once I ran away from a girl that wanted to dance with me.
The funny part is that this was actually unscripted and the actresses just decided to do it.
oh sure she can just grab away but when i start feeling up some breasts the police get called.
how do i get a body like that
>step 1: be genetically gifted
>step 2: count all calories in your food
>step 3: make sure you're consistently losing weight until you're about 15% body fat percentage (learn to use calipers, get an inbody scale, or find somewhere they have one)
>step 4: do the right fitness exercises for 60 minutes everyday for 12 months
>step 5: use some things to help, particularly if you're over 25 (trt, hgh, steroids)
>step 6: now lose the last fat until you're 5% bodyfat
>step 7: do some exercises to pump up your muscles right before shooting
>step 8: lather your body in oil
>step 9: add professional lighting from the top to accentuate definition
>trt, hgh
what are these and how do I get them?
Testosterone replacement therapy. From a doctor. You will become a slave to medical industry though as your body may adapt to depend on it.
Hgh is human growth hormone. It may cause organs to grow. It may give your roidgut and give a domed head. You get that under the table from a doctor or buy it online and inject yourself with it.
Depend on it? Like an addiction? Or like your body will go flabby without it no matter how hard you work out?
Your balls might shrink from trt and your natural testosterone production maay decrease more than the 1% per year after 30.
You need roids to look like a superhero, but the drawbacks are so bad that its absolutely not worth it unless you are gonna make money of it
What can I use to just be strong and look decent without getting a dadbod? I've been injured several times so I'm very limited in how much working out I can do.
There are no drawbacks if you do it properly.
there is no way any of this could ever be worth it.
>Some random actor is generically gifted
No
>random genetically gifted guy becomes actor
wow, literally impossible
I can't find any photos of a young Chris Evans looking impressive or buff.
Living life for the attention of women will always lead a man to emptiness because man is supposed to lead the woman, not be led by her. That is the natural state of things.
Some men do not have leading capabilities.
those are fricked in the ass by men and women
>I was a gymnast from 3-16
>talking to girl at party
>she says something touching my chest as she does it
>she then looks surprised and says "wow"
>keeps touching it a little longer
One of those memories I'll never forget.
I'm a pretty strong guy and I've only been touched like that once. Being ugly sucks
There are men in this thread who've never felt a woman feel them up, and see the enjoyment in her eye.
This happened to me and it made me uncomfortable because I had never met her.
Nothing fills me with more joy than telling some dumb hoe at the bar to not fricking touch me with full stone-faced autism. The last one started crying because she thought she was a rapist now or something lol
yeah i got hit on by girls in high school somewhat often but i would always deny them as bluntly as possible. felt so good.
Beta energy
Was she attractive, though?
Yes.
You were raped, anon. It's just the unprocessed trauma causing you to act like it was a good thing, so you don't have to face the shame and regret. You weren't asking for it and you didn't deserve it.
I'll pray for your healing.
Thanks I better go take my meds
I get felt up by old and fat chicks at my job all the time and it's gross. Not even a stripper or anything that warrants touching, I'm a machine operator in a factory of all fricking things
You could tell HR if it really bothers you. I've been touched by old ladies and ugly chicks before, it's whatever I don't mind it at all. Unless it was some extremely disgusting, smelly, obese walmart slob that was groping my balls and butthole, it's not a big deal. Or some gay guy, I just tell them I don't want to be touched. I don't even bother saying that to women because I don't care, I like that I'm exciting them just by being me, take it as a free gift. Imagine how exciting it is for an old lady to feel a young guy's arm and chest. That's fine and doesn't do me any harm. I hope young b***hes let me grab their waists when I'm old.
>I hope young b***hes let me grab their waists when I'm old
Should we tell him?
>Unless it was some extremely disgusting, smelly, obese walmart slob that was groping my balls and butthole
whoa no wonder Arab immigrants are stabbing western women
>come inside from doing yardwork
>hot, so shirt is off, kinda sweaty
>gf blatantly ogling me like I'm eyecandy
Felt good bros.
a girl grabbed my ass in the club one time, I turned around and she was ugly and fat
I wanted to bust her jaw open, but I didn't I just scowled and sat down somewhere alone
>tfw capeshit movies have made women think that the average man can look like this
Yeah let me quit my job, lift 2 hours a day every day, eat 3+ high-protein meals every day and have them all prepared for me by a professional chef who knows my macros and calorie requirements, all while taking steroids and having my health monitored by elite doctors
>meanwhile women throw a fit when they're told not to be fat
Reminder, Captain America's real form is a 5'3" skinny, weak little punk b***h who never worked for anything in his life. All he did was whine and complain that everyone needs to accept him and let him do what he wants when he could barely hold a rifle or keep up while running. Then he demands they give him super muscles and height, voila, somehow it worked. And he still kept the punk b***h attitude acting like he ever earned anything and was so much better than everyone else.
>it's okay when WE objectify!!!
>getting to instinctively touch someone without express written permission
I know men post 2015 won't be able to understand that.
This is what they've taken from us. Spontaneity.
That kind of body is only achievable with steroids or god-tier genetics.
>yet to meet a Cinemaphile poster who has been able to accurately describe what conan is thinking of in this scene, it's always "im a man" bullshit
any challengers?
He's thinkin bout them beans.
The revenge is finished what will i do next?
My lord Conan was reminiscing on a great many things
>his father told him he could trust in steel, but his father's sword was stolen and used against him and in the end it was broken
>he once said that was is best in life was to crush your enemies but he had just crushed his enemy and attained a great victory but happiness eluded him
>he had seen Valeria's spirit and had prayed to Crom for the first and only time and his prayer had been answered. He now knew the gods favored him and Valhalla is real. But did he have the answer to riddle of steel?
fat latina ass
Is it possible to look like this without steroids?
Yeah, I've been natty lifting for 6 months and actually mog him.
post pics
I say this without necessarily calling you a liar or mocking you: blur your face and post some pics
this is a weird scene because it feminize the guy but its due to muscles. also, hes offering his breasts to a woman.
I get it, I guess, I understand what the idea behind it is, but if you think about it, it makes no sense.
also, I can tell that this thread will have a bunch of fat neets talking about the time a girl grabbed their ass or wanted to rub their abs or some weird projection found only in fiction or really forced social tableauxs.
irl, girls like your general shape and will lightly tap your butt at best, barely so, and pull you towards them almost, w/o grabbing you. a sort of psychic pull. iow, girls are the ones that get groped. this befuddles the frick out of midwits, tards and virgin autists and they actually get mad because they have no context and dont understand what you're saying.
tl;dr capeshit is gay and for morons and everyone itt is a larping homosexual
I was raped by a group of women in the hot steamy summer of 96
>WOMEN ARE RAPEY AS FRICK NOW AND HERES WHY THATS A GOOD THING
I'd unironically love it if women were more rapey. I fricking hate how coy and aloof most of them play, even if they really do want the d they still play bullshit games.
>work out
>be fit
>polish exchange students come to party
>jogada touches your chest and goes "oh anon you're like so muscular"
>proceed to procreate later that night without using protection
getting fit is the only thing you need to do to get laid
And it was improvised as well.