>School will be fun! π
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Can't relate to Bart here. There wasn't a single second I thought it would be fun and I was crying and screaming on the first day of school all the way through 8th grade. I'm 40 now and I still cry a little before work every day. =
I remember when i first went to school, a kid was screaming for his mother to come back and he was banging on the classroom door, good times
That's exactly what I did! I was crying and my mom left and I was like MOMMY COME BACK TAKE ME HOME
>AH,FRESH MEAT!
t-bully.
probably me
Actually me
formerly Kindergarten
I don't have any bad memories from back then except for the time I threw up everywhere. It was just 8 hours of playtime.
Cinemaphile doesn't want to dig up their childhood
i remember asking my mum to go to school because i missed my bro and was lonely. loved my first primary school. then moved states and went to a multiethnic school and hated every minute of it
you should be thankful you got to bask in the beauty of diversity, chud!
It's kind of hard to learn around wild animals.
frick you NAZI
diversity! π
Lmao that lil wetback is gonna end up cleaning hotel rooms
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I can't imagine sending my kids to a multiethnic school
one time I sent them to a summer camp and they had a black kid there and it was such a novelty to them
yeah this is insane. never subject your white children to browns or blacks
Still haven't recovered
I miss Phil Hartman
>i bought my son a turboman a couple months ago and now its neatled safely under our christmas tree
yep, always
so many times as a kid(1st grade) i would walk up to the school late and if the doors were closed id walk back home. thankfully my mom was still at home because my sister wasnt going to school yet
very sad picture
How so? I dont watch sneed.
extremely
One time I was being dropped off and the bus lady closed the door too soon and trapped me and so she started driving id say about 50 yards before she saw me, she was apologizing like crazy, but I was in kindergarten I didnt know how much trouble I could have gotten her in, plus she was a nice bus driver outside that one incident
>went to sleepaway camp as a 5 year old
>went to kindergarten at a 6 year old
>adults would without fail make a big deal that I wasn't homesick and never wanted to use the phone to call my mom or dad.
Is it that abnormal? It was only a few hours/a week full of structured activities. I know it wasn't their intent but at the time all the weird attention made me very self conscious.
they thought you were being abused at home
Why do you hate you're parents? Give youre mom a call.
School really is torture
>t. brownoid
What is that even supposed to mean little fella?
I liked my boys only school the most but it was still a waste of time. At the end of the day even a private school has to do the dogshit curriculum.
yeah. i just used school as a playground, but i did enjoy doing schoolwork as a little kid too
i really liked school until 8th grade and it wasnt really schools fault; my comfy life was fully disrupted, but also that school was shit so
>accidentally called the teacher "Mom" again
>he didn't lean into the mistake
Even as a kid i knew that was the right call
did u suck her titty?
i tried
Then i said i was sorry and tried to cop a feel.
>accidentally call the teacher dad
>Accidentally tell fat black third grade teacher I love her when I was leaving the room
She was really nice though. She said it back
i had lots of friends in grades 1-8, not so much after that
and also girls started to become attractive and i wasnt to them, so there was that
i made friends in my neighborhood but we werent really friends in school. i always had 1 school only friend too. kinda weird
>be sensitive and probably autistic kid
>start crying over anything
>big tittied young teacher comes over and puts my head on her chest while hugging me
:^)
I went to preschool and knew a guy from that at least.
Man, why'd they have to do my lil homie bart like that?
So I wake up and basically have to take a shit, then I drink my morning drink and have to take a 2nd shit.... I just want to workout...
>get a rock hard boner
>teacher calls on me despite not raising my hand
Im 32 and have no memories whatsoever of school. Elementary Middle high school, college. I remember nothing. I canβt believe this is my life
A lot of normies are like that
I'm 45 and I still have dreams about homework being due tomorrow and waking up in a panic thinking "frick I need to do my homework" for a few seconds
>First Day of Kindergarten.
>Teacher wouldn't let us leave for recess unless we could count to 20.
Shit was brutal, I just mumbled half the teens after hearing other kids say them. I don't think I had ever counted over 10 at that point.
post skin color
I was a handsome little boy and the other kids liked me but my teachers were mean in first grade
I got paired with the girl I liked for the wheelbarrow race during break though π
I remember hiding in my mom's shirt as we walked down into the kindergarten class. As in pulling the back of it over my head. Weird considering pre-school was alright.
i lost my absolute shit on the first day of kindergarten because i didnt realize or was sad that it meant a new room and new teacher
The only thing I remember is being made fun of for not being able to tie my own shoes.
I pissed my pants up until 10th grade
This is back before the Simpson gene affected Bart. Y chromosome but before the age of 8.
School is just a twelve year long humiliation ritua l
>Say goodbye to friend on last day of primary school
>"Maybe I can come over your house sometime"
>Never see them again
I had a spinal surgery on the first day of middle school and when I went back 3 months later after everyone had their friends, I had lost bowel and bladder control so I peepeepoopood myself
that was awesome!