>Scott Pilgrim left this for a girl with dyed hair who has seven(7) exes

>Scott Pilgrim left this for a girl with dyed hair who has seven(7) exes

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    wi suu sorry u haff teene peene

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait until he finds out that girls don't include all sexual partners when they mention their ex's.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's this real or a troll?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        An ex is someone they dated for a significant amount of time or invested significant emotion into. Most girls don't consider dudes they fricked a few times as an ex. And obviously they don't consider a one night stand to be an ex.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was a rebound once and we were fricking for like a few weeks but I doubt she'd consider me an ex, I don't consider her one

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody likes desperate people.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would cherish her forever even after death.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you even want them to hook up? The story is about awful nihilistic loser Torontonians in the early 00’s. They are all awful people and exactly the type I avoid. Knives is the only redeemable person in the entire story.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do Torontonians devote every ounce of energy to larping as New Yorkers?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Toronto is the most bland character-less North American city ever. It is discount sideways Chicago with delusions they are Canada’s New York City.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair Toronto is like a smaller new york city, only with far less chance of being killed by a random Black person.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I heard a lot of movies film NYC scenes on Toronto because it's way cheaper and it looks close enough

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a worthless shitehole, you attach yourself to anything else

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >awful nihilistic losers
      Zoomer spotted. The turn of the millennium was actually a GREAT time to be a youngster.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        2003 was the peak.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks nihilism means doom and gloom

        Hipster losers have been nihilistic for ages and it is one of their defining traits. The cast of Scott Pilgrim believe in nothing and have no real ethos. They bum through life without much aspirations.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good. That’s the most kino way to live. Your larp sounds cringe af, zoomie

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks slackers are nihilists
          Your zoomer is showing so hard right now.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Good. That’s the most kino way to live. Your larp sounds cringe af, zoomie

            Give the kid a break, he got his entire outlook on life from fashy vaporwave memes on twitter.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was all downhill after the twee. We still had them in Alabama until 2012 or so.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        man, I forgot about white belts

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sparks

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >guyliner
        It was rigged from the start

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who here still /mountainman/?

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Knives was built for BBC, the world wasn't ready to acknowledge it

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was canon that he was dumb as frick

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, he's a piece of shit.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hara kiri hurricane
    >to tell u ruva uuuuu

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    7 evil exes. she has dozens of good exes too.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do asian women always do the dumb and dumber bowl cut on the front 25% of their face? Looks like shit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      to hide the 5head, same reason bongs do it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      All women do it

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Knives Chau was 16 when they met
    >Age of consent in Toronto is 16 but only if there is a 2 year gap
    >Scott was 22 when they met
    YOU SICK FRICK

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Age of consent in Toronto is 16 but only if there is a 2 year gap
      ? Why are you making this shit up? There are some USA states like that but in Canada the general age of consent is 16. At 16 anyone can frick it. 14 and 15 can frick up to 5 years older, and 12-13 year olds can frick up to 2 years older.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      in the books scott says they never did anything, but i'd still call stabler

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What would stabler say in interrogation?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Knives was a cutie

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >naive young girl with no discernible personality is obsessed with you
    this isn't as fun as you're imagining it is

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      completely and utterly wrong, this most was most likely written by a woman. im dating a woman 10 years younger than me and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. nobody has ever appreciated me more in my entire life.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        dump her and find out if she has BPD

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >dump her and find out if she has BPD
          she does, but you're acting like that's something uncommon in young women. i like bpd women, dated more than a few. we both frick other people on the side. i'm far more experienced than you in these matters.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >she does
            I'm very convinced at this stage in my life that "BPD" is just normal femoid behavior but we pretend it's abnormal to make sense of it and not scare unmarried men off.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              a shocking amount of women these days are diagnosed with some kind of mood disorder at a very young age. personally, i think the problem comes from trying to define men and women as equal. our minds are not at all similar, men and women might as well be different species. if you try to look at a woman's mind from a male point of view, it seems incomprehensible, contradictory, irrational, and so modern medicine says "you have bpd, you have bipolar disorder, you have a mood disorder", etc. however, i don't think women are crazy, they just operate in the female sphere, which is associated with chaos, fluidity, reflection, and emotion, as opposed to men who operate in the sphere of order, solidity, initiative, and logic. i was born with a strange talent for understanding women, and so i dont see them as crazy, just different. we have to stop convincing them they're crazy, and rather just find a role for them that suits them. equality means the death of the feminine. when we try to force women to take on the same responsibilities as men they very understandably go crazy because it's a world they don't understand. 100% of the bpd women i've met just want to be taken care of by a strong man, a man who will overlook their flaws and their foolish behavior and will be loyal to them.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What creates what the modern western male knows as "BPD" these days are the pills these chicks get thrown until their 5 prescriptions deep on wellbutrin and sertraline and all this other shit that absolutely fries their brain. THAT's what creates those monsters.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i think you're right in the sense that pills make everything worse. it's what turns impulsive and intrusive thoughts into psychotic behavior.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                anti psycotics made me asexual. do you know what kind of hell that is? i'd rather just hear voices. then they offer more pills to fix the asexuality.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sign me up
                Tired of wanting gf but not having

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                the loneliness doesn't go away. just your ability to see sex. they just become holes, anon. holes for shit and piss and babies. i still can't get hard to porn and i've been off them for a week. its very alien and weird, i get why people go on murder sprees on that shit they take love away.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                careful what you wish for. i stopped jerking off for a while then when i finally got a gf i had trouble getting it up for the first week we were having sex. thankfully she's really sweet and i fixed it, but i had to jerk off a lot to get my libido back.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If she's attractive it's fine. Women with interests 90% just got them from a previous boyfriend anyway.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If her ovaries are telling her peanut brain to want your seed she'll pretend to like just about anything you're interested in. I don't understand why every generation of males needs to be constantly reminded of this truth. It never changes.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good. She looks like shit

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worse when a girl thinks their ex is le evil or if they are still friends? My gf still texts her ex daily and it's kinda annoying but maybe I'm just insecure.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My gf still texts her ex daily

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      a woman always has a man on her mind, and you should make sure it's you, because if it isn't then it's most certainly another man. the man she thinks about most often is the man she belongs to. it's really easy to get her attention though, all you have to do is shock her and make her feel lots of different emotions.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My gf still texts her ex daily

      >broke up many years ago
      >cut off communication
      >she still randomly messages me out of the blue asking me how i'm doing
      Bitches be weird.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i though the same thing watching the movie like wtf why would you go for the one who's older and b***hier???

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    W O N G

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