Scott Pilgrim ruined a generation of men.

Scott Pilgrim ruined a generation of men.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    cheating piece of shit
    left his wife of 20 years for some Hollywood prostitute...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He clearly had to settle down for this uggo when he's clearly out of her league and was at a vulnerable moment in his life, that's clearly abuse on her part. The fact that he gave her 20 years of his life is more than enough.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        MEW is taller than him? Lol

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          have sex

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Height mogged.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          And that's a good thing.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >just don't be happy bro
        Life is short. Take every opportunity. I have no shame in admitting id dump my girl on the SPOT if opportunity for a trad zoomer came up

        If you say this shit and hold this mindset you have no right to complain about women who cheat on you when chad hits them up

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >le trad mindset
          Anon, your gf cheating on you is YOUR fault. If you’re not a loser, it will never happen.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Having values you stand is one of the first steps to not being a loser

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you have no right
          According to whom?
          I can hold double standards if i want and I do

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s a figure of speech. Do what you want mang.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not really
              Men are supposed to spread their seed across multiple women.
              Women are supposed to be impregnated by 1 seed and then nurse that child, ready 9 months later to be impregnated again
              As such women should be punished for living polygamous relationships. They are child bearers and made to look after young.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Men are supposed to spread their seed across multiple women.
                not according to the Bible or any historically stable society thoughbeit

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                In Islam a man has many wives

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                And many goats

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Islamic societies are shitholes, way to argue against yourself

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It happens in the bible too chud

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Every civilization either practiced monogamy or got conquered by those that did. There's no more efficient vehicle for motivating masses of non-chads to maintain society.

                Every country in the middle east is a shithole because of polygamy which creates angry young men with no wives and no stake in the future.

                Even mormons shun their polygamist weirdos

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >any historically stable society
                You can explain the savagery of muslims by their strictly enforced prudishness. Men who aren't allowed to act in natural ways become frustrated and start acting out in unhealthy ways. Whole situation in Middle east can be explained by frustrated men lacking pussy, and only pussy they might get is their fat ugly cousin their families arranged them to marry. It's why they are violent. It's why when given first opportunity to come to more civilized lands in west, they start raping. Because their souls have been damaged irreparably by traditional values.

                Men are supposed to frick, women are supposed to bear children of men, and society should be built upon these notions.

                Cultural values going against these norms will inherently lead to unstability and violence. Traditional values try to contain the nature of men, and in so doing it only leads to men acting in unnatural ways like not fricking around and enforced inceldom when they can't even find singular woman to marry and be tied down because sex outside marriage is now a taboo. So men who aren't allowed to act by their nature will start seething and it will end in incel rampages, extremism or mass rapes. And that is inherently creates unstable societies.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You literally just want an excuse to be a manprostitute without being judged, while reprimanding women who do the same thing. Stop actually like it’s any thing more than that. You want to be a prostitute, go nuts, but you’re not getting any respect. You’re not a monkey, you’re an evolved human being. Also there are plenty of animals who stick to with one partner for life.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Men and women are fundamentally different genders and no matter how much it makes you trannies seethe, it is the truth.

                Being a healthy human male means that you want to spread your seed as far and wide as possible. Thinking otherwise means that you are infected with unnatural thinking or that you aren't healthy and think your asexuality causing mental illness is in fact normal.

                I'll just ask you a simple question: You see a good looking woman on the street that is not your wife. Do you want to frick her? Yes or no.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ask me how I know you’ve never had sex?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You can explain the savagery of muslims by their strictly enforced prudishness
                or the fact that it allows polygamy moron. amish are prudish, but are not savages

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Polygamy is in fact enforced prudishness. It just ties a handful of women to the use of one man, and it takes the potential to frick them away from other man. It is monopolizing pussy and makes things even more dire because now you have a society that sees non marital sex as sin while limiting the available women for marriage even more.

                Polygamical marriage is just as unnatural as monogamial marriage but even with worse consequences. It destabilizes societies.

                And then you have a Middle-east full of frustrated angry men. It is a recipe for disaster.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                There are men with multiple wives in the Bible you imbecile

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He traded up
        Simple as

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        indeed

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ian clowned himself so badly. I like him as a fighter well enough but just holy shit.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        you know the woman on the left is just older and mew will look like her in a few years too right?
        And by that point should he leaver her too?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I meant on the right

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        my hairdresser looks like MEW. shes really sweet and she knows my preferences now, so i always get a good haircut there

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >so i always get a good haircut there

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just don't be happy bro
      Life is short. Take every opportunity. I have no shame in admitting id dump my girl on the SPOT if opportunity for a trad zoomer came up

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        men are incapable of love

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >trad zoomer
        Oxymoron

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        pathetic. and you wonder why society is crumbling. it's all fricking opportunists, and the irony of talking about trad gf, but acting against traditional values

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >. it's all fricking opportunists,
          Always has been
          Do you think in the past society wasn't about that? It was even more cut throat

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He clearly had to settle down for this uggo when he's clearly out of her league and was at a vulnerable moment in his life, that's clearly abuse on her part. The fact that he gave her 20 years of his life is more than enough.

      >just don't be happy bro
      Life is short. Take every opportunity. I have no shame in admitting id dump my girl on the SPOT if opportunity for a trad zoomer came up

      Why'd he get married in the first place?
      Surely he could've just had children without having to get married.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        At the time it was a good option. Rich people aren't like you and me. A divorce doesn't mean much unless its a colossal frick up. Have you seen how many celebs marry and divorce all the time

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      He chose life.

      He's still cheating, even on MEW

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie i would leave my wife for Mary Elizabeth Winstead too

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      his wife was ugly as frick

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cheaters deserve the rope. Sorry Obi, but you're a terrible person.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You've been cheated on in every relationship even if you don't know. It's literally the biggest relationship redpill you'll swallow friend and its best to now.
        Your married parents have done and will cheat and you'll never know.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll add to this women cheat more than men but both do.
          Do you really think a woman is gonna give up a relationship unless she's sure it isn't just lust for something else? Its like how they already have another man primed before they breakup with you. They'll kiss and frick a guy then decide if it was just "a mistake" to be kept a secret or she'll keep him around as the fallback boyfriend.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >women cheat more than men
            Factually untrue.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ok womber

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Literally is true, though. You must think self reporting surveys are the authority as if women don't lie on surveys too

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Surveys of thousands of people vs your feelings... which is more powerful

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you virgins crab bucket like this

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you say that your "girlfriend" "slept" with other "people" instead of saying that she had multiple other men ejaculate inside her? Why not just use precise words?

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't he like 20 years older than her?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      So? Her ex was some hipster homosexual he got pilled hard into seeing that doing that shit gets you nothing
      7 years with her gave him 0 kids
      less than a year with Ewan she was pregnant

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He deserved to get cucked. His sperm must be of the inferior quality, dies before it reaches her ovaries.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I loved Culkin's character and his boyfriend. I wish they had a sex scene. They were both cute.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    lucky guy

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Riley status?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still single

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    then why did it bomb at the box office?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because I was 12 and my allowance didn’t allow me to see it more than once if I also wanted to keep my xbox live membership going that month

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      wacky title and synopsis filtered normies

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ewan is living the dream. Got with a younger woman who is madly in love with him and he also put a baby in her. Good lad.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      cheating piece of shit
      left his wife of 20 years for some hollywood prostitute...

      He chose life.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here comes Johnny Yen again.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          WITH THE LIQOUR AND DRUGS. HES GONNA DO ANOTHER STRIPTEASE, HEY MAN WHERED YOU GET THAT LOTION, YOUR SKIN STARTS ITCHING ONCE YOU BUY THE GIMMICK

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well he should've chosen wife.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >put a baby in her. Good lad.
      reproduction is evil thoughever

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Good lad
      >Broke his own marriage with a woman to elope with a younger girl he met during a movie

      You would be singing a different time if the gender were reversed.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's different when men do it. It's cooler.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Leaving beta male husbands for Chad is pretty cool. Chad is cool

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe his wife wasn't in love with him like puta.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know because I'm a man

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You would be singing a different time if the gender were reversed.
        Yes, and if fish could fly they'd be birds. I know that it is hard to accept for you trannies, but men and women are fundamentally different.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's GOOD for men to abandon their families because uhhhhh
          >Traditional values!

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Traditional values is a cope by conservatives who've internalized feminist christian dogma meant to promote unnatural monogamy for men.

            Men are built to spread their seed as far and wide as possible. It's how we are built. But powers that be (feminazi christian) hate our gender, so they've created ideas like tradition where it is expected for men to act in unnatural ways, like not fricking every women they are able.

            Traditional values are israeli mind tricks

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are you sure?
              Wouldn't rampant polygamy damage the soul?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Would you want to frick every good looking woman you interact with?

                Yes?

                But do you frick them?

                No?

                Because of traditional values forbid you.

                Is your soul healthy when you have these wants that you can't satisfy?

                Wouldn't your soul be at peace and healthy if you could satisfy those needs? You'd be happy then, when now you suffer, right?

                So it tracks that it is in fact traditional values that are damaging your soul at this very moment.

                Were we to do away with them and allow for more natural way of being, your sould would actually become whole and healthy.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                you sound like a 13 year old trying to make an argument. if we just blindly went after our desires, we'd be animals. if my body craves food 24x7, and i indulge it, and i put on 200lbs, you should actually become whole and healthy

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Men are men, but they’re also human. And most people need to have a family around them.
                Fricking around will feel good but at the end of the day, waking up alone in a lonely house will have the person wishing for a real family life.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Adults are not entitled to have children, children are entitled to have parents.

                Would you want to frick every good looking woman you interact with?

                Yes?

                But do you frick them?

                No?

                Because of traditional values forbid you.

                Is your soul healthy when you have these wants that you can't satisfy?

                Wouldn't your soul be at peace and healthy if you could satisfy those needs? You'd be happy then, when now you suffer, right?

                So it tracks that it is in fact traditional values that are damaging your soul at this very moment.

                Were we to do away with them and allow for more natural way of being, your sould would actually become whole and healthy.

                Humans are a monogamous species, that is that is in line with their nature. Human whims are often not in line with human nature or health, if you act whimsically against your nature you become at war with your nature, yourself, like homosexuals, and unhealthiness will just appear from that conflict until the individual expire from his misbehaviors.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Excellent bait.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              moronation.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Your ideals lead to an African-tier society where 1 Black person hoardes all the women and the rest of the Black folk kill eachother for scraps.

              Congrats on killing western civilization in the hopes that you could get your dick wet (not that you do, cause youre on Cinemaphile), israelite

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >if fish could fly they'd be birds.
          They'd be flying fish, not birds.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok mr smarty pants

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        She broke up her own marriage to be with him so it must be meant to be

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You would be singing a different time if the gender were reversed.

        yes because men are the underdogs, women literally live on easy mode

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dont see whats hard for people to get about this.
          If a man sleeps with many women, it is seen as an accomplishment, due to the objectively difficult challenge that presents.
          If a woman sleeps with many men, she is seen as a prostitute, because of the comparatively much easier challenge it represents.
          The denial of this leads to a lot of seethe

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes but if they are already in a relationship they're both cheating pieces of shit.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              A woman is handed opportunity to cheat at every turn. Every male she so much as says hello to would cheat with her if she merely asked the question.
              For a man that is not the case, the opportunity is far slimmer. Given one with a woman who is objectively superior to what he has, he would be a moron not to take it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just walk out on your two daughters to start a new family
      >a good lad.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    YO LIL OBI

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cancel pigs (like op) ruin everything they touch.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    YEAHHHHH

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    P*ta

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't remember any animals in the movie. Why would Peta be involved?

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Comic Scott Pilgrim is cute boy.
    >Movie Scott Pilgrim is pot-bellied.
    Fricking hellfire. Johnny Simmons or Erik Knudsen should have been Scott Pilgrim.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like comic scott is a strong chad and movie scott looks like an incel

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Comic Scott is an anime pretty boy. Almost all the other male characters are more traditionally masculine than him in looks and behaviour.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's one of the best fighters in-universe tho?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's like being good at videogames in the Scott Pilgrim universe.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Comic Scott is an anime pretty boy. Almost all the other male characters are more traditionally masculine than him in looks and behaviour.

        He's one of the best fighters in-universe tho?

        Scott is a bottom

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          More like a frickboy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like Cera, I think he works for the comedy of the film, even if his character is totally different from the comics. Thats why its cool he has such a different voice in the netflix series, he's playing comic scott, not movie scott

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    GET

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's literally me

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    GET THAT SCOTTISH wienerSUCKER

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    PUTA

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't he like 55

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    SCOTTISH wienerSUCKER

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    MEW was 15 when Phantom Menace came out

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      And?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        She saw the young handsome stud McGregor on the big screen at the crucial point of her sexual development. The seed of her poisonous treachery was planted at that moment.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        She never stood a chance.

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen Winstead's breasts and arse, but McGregor hasn't seen my wife's breasts or arse. 1 nil to me. Does anyone know his number so I can text this to him?

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Men ruined women, which subsequently ruined men. Seriously stop giving instagram and tiktok prostitutes your attention. They don’t fricking care if you live or die and just want $$$.

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars killed his career just as pilgrim killed hers

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its legit entertaining how much his daughters hated him after he cheated and left their mom. They stopped hating him because they need some of that nepotism money.

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    BPD and ecstasy

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    BUILT
    for
    BIG
    SCOTTISH
    wiener

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mary Elizabeth Winstead ruined a man named Riley Stearns

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    P U T A

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    rileys movie the act of self defence or whatever it was called was pretty fricking ok

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    PUTA

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's a dope TBDM shirt

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the girl literally went to him because he was too shy to initiate

      i hate nice guys

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ewan's only crime is that he's only fricked one kid into her

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one saw that fricking movie anon, even egirls are not a Scott Pikgrim thing, its emo fashion combined with japanese aesthetics. Scott Pilgrim came and went without doing much of anything.

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    PUTA

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate puta so much it's unreal

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maldita MALDITA PERRA PUTA

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    b***h so mid it ain't even funny, dog shit movie too

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would she say that? Ooof. Did he do something to piss her off?

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm in lesbians with her
    ??????????

    Is this some sort of reference I'm too non-soi to understand?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ask riley, he´ll know the answer

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if Riley is our I hate women poster

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