>SCOTT SUMMERS OWES ME SEX

>SCOTT SUMMERS OWES ME SEX

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SCOTT SUMMERS OWES ME SEX

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is basically Callisto huh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is basically Callisto huh

      Actually the comic artists in early 80s based Kitty Pryde off of Sigourney.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SCOTT SUMMERS OWES ME SEX.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no way a relationship with a telepath isn't morally dubious to some degree on their part right? They read your mind they know what you like and what to say and can change you internally if they don't like what you like

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s why every telepath wants to date Scott. He’s too pure of heart.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Remember when Jean walked in on Scott and Emma mind fricking while Emma was in a dark phoenix costume?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In my headcannon, she raped Angel in the comics in front of her whole congregation right before the X-Men showed up to rescue him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hmm

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Kurt: "ach du lieber Augustine"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is clearly a troony.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >today, I'll remind them that Claremont ripped off the scene from Barbarella comic

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sorry the filename should be "Storm vs Callisto over Angel"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I was 12
        Come again storm?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she's thinking about shadow king

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The one woman Cinemaphile cannot lewd

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wanna bet?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You clearly haven't seen her in X-Men Evolution

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The one woman Cinemaphile cannot lewd

        this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          BAAAAAZINGA

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Spyke left the mansion and lived in a sewer to frick her.
          Can't say I blame him.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            next time they appear, there are some brand new mutant kids. you just know

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Spyke
            Why didn't they use Marrow again? He's literally just Marrow

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the idea was creating a new oc would be better to be more specific and stand out for this new iteration but looking back Spyke was kinda the boring one out of the cast until he became a Morlock.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Spyke was such an obvious attempt to appeal to "the youth" that even the kids were able to sniff it out and they kicked him off the show and replaced him with Ice Man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know, you could just make a request in a drawthread. You don't have to be coy about it.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Morlocks are driven underground because they're freaks with horrible deformities
    >Except Callisto, who is just an ugly chick with short hair and an eyepatch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's the prettiest of the uglies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Morlocks aren't naturally deformed, they're intentionally deformed as part of an initiation ritual.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, really? Even the already messed up ones?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pre-messed up mutants who looked worse than 60s Beast are a Morrison invention. Though I think he claime they were based on the Morlocks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't she got a facial surgery to be less ugly?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Callisto is for Colossus. In the one redemption arc she ever had she was riding that metal Russkie wiener until she was too weak to stand

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cringe

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IDK if people know but Callisto wasn't born like that. She was a regular hot woman who was abused (presumably raped) and left for dead, her face fricked up beyond repair. She founded the morlocks after that. We saw her original/true self during the brief time when Masque restored her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer the eyepatch

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Basically she is just another super soldier archetype.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Multi tendril limbs
      See that's something a Morlock should have

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't look at her face without reminding of FRANK

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SCOTT SUMMERS OWES ME SEX

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Already paid

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This can't be real. How would Nate and Rachel be born if this was real?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Callisto
    >a mutant whose power is
    Being ugly? To look like a chain smoker dyke? Seriously, what's her "mutant" power?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hypersensual I mean senses, she has enhanced senses

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Enhanced senses and tracking

        She actually ever used that instead of just screaming and looking ugly? Don't remind of ever seeing her using her "mutant" powers

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Those aren't really "visual". You would need an artist to go full Daredevil to see it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            anon, show a page, where Callisto is using her powers. I want to remind that Claremont was known for describing everything in caption boxes, like for example, when Storm was using her powers, he called her a wind rider who used her mutant powers of controlling weather yadda yadda. Meanwhile, Callisto's mutant powers were never really touched ever. Maybe Callisto is not a mutant, but just a poor ugly freak?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Maybe Callisto is not a mutant, but just a poor ugly freak?
              >We tried to tell her that she isn't a mutant but she wouldn't believe us
              >nobody had the heart of telling her that she's just ugly
              >so we left her be, she wasn't unreasonable besides that anyway
              Reminds of of that Fallout New Vegas npc that thought he was a "ghoul" but was just bald.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That would have been based. If I ever become a marvel writer I will make it canon

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I want to remind that Claremont was known for describing everything in caption boxes, like for example, when Storm was using her powers, he called her a wind rider who used her mutant powers of controlling weather yadda yadda
              I think that was editorial mandate at the time since it could be someone's first comic

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Callisto never had a caption box

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no, and the "enhanced" sense are not even confirmed, it's just a speculation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Enhanced senses and tracking

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is Callisto's mutant power?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it happened later in X-Treme X-Men. Masque gave Callisto tentacles for lulz, and Callisto enjoyed them. Either X-Treme X-Men or Excalibur. both written by Claremont, who's into such stuff. AFAIR Callisto didn't even want her normal arms back, she really dug these tentacles

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll happily pay the debt.

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