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nope, bask that. roberts it.
Frickin loser
Is that line from the book or the movie
It’s from the 1970s version they know Zoomers won’t watch
Is he talking about anal sex?
Ewe I don't want to see kosher chocolate
They put less poison in the kosher food
I don't like this guy very much at all 🙁
There's definitely something suspicious about how he ever became successful
He’s so whimsical
cuddling and kissing timothee
Enough with this stupid ad, not watching this garbage.
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>mom said it's my turn to play
Will we get to see the female oompas in this movie? It's kinda sus that he hides them away in the other movies.
>Green eyebrows
So close yet so far. Real coompa-loompas have white eyebrows.
What did he mean by that? Reverse what
Who is this movie for?
Zoomers who grew up watching the Johnny Depp version.
It seems to take more from the Gene Wilder version, hence the green haired oompa loompas and use of "Pure Imagination " in the trailer. Even the line "Scratch that, reverse it" is from the 70s movie, not the book or Johnny Depp.
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Imagine being such a mindbroken cumbrain that you want to frick an oompa loompa.
They're a playful submissive shortstack slave-race with orange skin like bimbos. If you don't understand the fetish potential of that you must be new to the internet.
>You know, every one's talking about how movies and tv are 'woke' nowadays
>You got Snow White and the Seven Democrats, Disney saying you can't have little people in movies no more
>You got CGI Hugh Grant as a frickin Oompa Loompa
>"No more little people!" they say
>You know what, it ain't all bad being 'woke'. In fact I think they don't go far enough
>Yeah I said it, you make a Willy Wonka origin movie and who do you cast? White ass Timothee Chalamet. Can you believe it?
>If they wanted to make it interesting Wonka should be a Nigerian chocolate farm owner operating with oppressed Oompa Loompa slaves.
>"YOU WORK FOR NESTLE NOW"
>"THERE WILL BE NO SINGING, THERE WILL BE NO DANCING"
>Just frickin devastation. The Oompa Loompahs can form their version of ISIS, you know.
>Seriously mother fricker, you gotta earn that ticket. frick these slop dealers.
>Timothee Chalamet
>white
Black folk need to wake up
What a moronic israeli face
I want to eat his chocolate
adam friedland
YOU FOR GUY, BIG?
nope, crash that. survive it.
he's perfect
He probably doesn't have a single callous on his gay little twink hands, though.
How about they scratch the gay shit and reverse the decision to discontinue Wonka Bars???????? GOAT candy bar
Was he expecting Violet to explode?