scratch that, reverse it :)

scratch that, reverse it 🙂

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    FUND UP AND TRUST DOWN
    nope, bask that. roberts it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frickin loser

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that line from the book or the movie

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s from the 1970s version they know Zoomers won’t watch

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he talking about anal sex?

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ewe I don't want to see kosher chocolate

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They put less poison in the kosher food

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like this guy very much at all 🙁

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's definitely something suspicious about how he ever became successful

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s so whimsical

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    cuddling and kissing timothee

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enough with this stupid ad, not watching this garbage.
    /thread

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mom said it's my turn to play

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will we get to see the female oompas in this movie? It's kinda sus that he hides them away in the other movies.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Green eyebrows
      So close yet so far. Real coompa-loompas have white eyebrows.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did he mean by that? Reverse what

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is this movie for?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers who grew up watching the Johnny Depp version.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It seems to take more from the Gene Wilder version, hence the green haired oompa loompas and use of "Pure Imagination " in the trailer. Even the line "Scratch that, reverse it" is from the 70s movie, not the book or Johnny Depp.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      see

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being such a mindbroken cumbrain that you want to frick an oompa loompa.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're a playful submissive shortstack slave-race with orange skin like bimbos. If you don't understand the fetish potential of that you must be new to the internet.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You know, every one's talking about how movies and tv are 'woke' nowadays
    >You got Snow White and the Seven Democrats, Disney saying you can't have little people in movies no more
    >You got CGI Hugh Grant as a frickin Oompa Loompa
    >"No more little people!" they say
    >You know what, it ain't all bad being 'woke'. In fact I think they don't go far enough
    >Yeah I said it, you make a Willy Wonka origin movie and who do you cast? White ass Timothee Chalamet. Can you believe it?
    >If they wanted to make it interesting Wonka should be a Nigerian chocolate farm owner operating with oppressed Oompa Loompa slaves.
    >"YOU WORK FOR NESTLE NOW"
    >"THERE WILL BE NO SINGING, THERE WILL BE NO DANCING"
    >Just frickin devastation. The Oompa Loompahs can form their version of ISIS, you know.
    >Seriously mother fricker, you gotta earn that ticket. frick these slop dealers.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Timothee Chalamet
      >white
      Black folk need to wake up

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a moronic israeli face

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to eat his chocolate

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      adam friedland

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU FOR GUY, BIG?
    nope, crash that. survive it.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's perfect

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He probably doesn't have a single callous on his gay little twink hands, though.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about they scratch the gay shit and reverse the decision to discontinue Wonka Bars???????? GOAT candy bar

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was he expecting Violet to explode?

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