Did this ever come out? Seems too soon for another remake, but maybe I should shut up and let the smart people at the Hollywood studios make those calls
>propel it
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>people were unironically expecting an edgy Jokeresque movie where Wonka enslaves the Oompa Loompa and struggles with depression >instead we're getting Paddington Bear 3
LLMMMMAAAAOOOOOO
Paddington 3 is better than your moronic idea about muh grimdark Wonka.
But it seems it won't be that either. The trailer is oddly edited, and it's quite obvious that they're trying their best to hide that the film is terrible. And not like woke shit or whatever or humiliating a beloved character, but Artemis Fowl or Cats type terrible. Basically incompetent almost all around. It already is clear from Chalamet's horrible acting. And objectively he isn't a terrible actor. His performance in that gay movie was good, he's passable in Dune and another Guadagnino movie, Bones & All.
This is clearly a result of a busted, fricked up and rushed production. Probably shit ton of rewrites, reshoots, no one wanting to really work on this nonsense. It might produce some funny threads tho.
>forced quirky
He's a very mediocre actor, and now that he doesn't have his twinkish good looks to fall back on anymore it's becoming more apparent with every feature he releases
scratch what?
My balls.
>reverses your balls and gives you testicular torsion
Did this ever come out? Seems too soon for another remake, but maybe I should shut up and let the smart people at the Hollywood studios make those calls
>Remake
It's a prequel actually
I paid homeless kids to kick the shit out of me whilst I was naked last year.
Did you cum?
He’s just not whimsical enough.
Shame about the female lead though
I prefer the other picture normally used
>polish that, forward it
>forward it
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technologic
fund it
Timothee Chalamet is relentlessly handsome.
he looks too young to be willy wonka
he looks too israeli to be willy wonka
gene wilder was a israelite moron
Pretty sure he wasn’t a moron
I would rather have a sequel where Charlie is a jaded adult chocolate factory owner.
Only if they cast Freddie Highmore again.
>I
>AM
>A CEO
Nah, have it be middle-aged Charlie, played by Jude Law
why is it so funny
Why is Willy Wonka a israeli twink? Is there a scene where he shoves an everlasting gobstopper up his ass?
Why does seeing a young man make you think and say such gay shit? Look in the mirror kek
It's not gay if you're on top of a twink.
JIDF never sleeps
go back to gathering your turnips ivan
Tonal mismatch. It's like they completely ignored Roald Dahl's bitterness and hatred of modern children.
I’m just here to jerk off to the blueberry scene
The movie is a prequel, no masturbation for you.
What’s the point then
I PUT MY THANG DOWN, FLIP IT AND REVERSE IT
IF YOU GOT A BIG,LET ME SEARCH YA
TO FIND OUT HOW HARD I GOTTA WORK YA
HURRNERF YIPPE YIPPE YIPPE NJEP
HURRNERF YIPPE YIPPE YIPPE NJEP
His performance is identical to this
>people were unironically expecting an edgy Jokeresque movie where Wonka enslaves the Oompa Loompa and struggles with depression
>instead we're getting Paddington Bear 3
LLMMMMAAAAOOOOOO
the oompas were legal migrant workers escaping an evil land
the whole thing is based on Michael Jackson leading kids out of hollywood
Paddington 3 is better than your moronic idea about muh grimdark Wonka.
But it seems it won't be that either. The trailer is oddly edited, and it's quite obvious that they're trying their best to hide that the film is terrible. And not like woke shit or whatever or humiliating a beloved character, but Artemis Fowl or Cats type terrible. Basically incompetent almost all around. It already is clear from Chalamet's horrible acting. And objectively he isn't a terrible actor. His performance in that gay movie was good, he's passable in Dune and another Guadagnino movie, Bones & All.
This is clearly a result of a busted, fricked up and rushed production. Probably shit ton of rewrites, reshoots, no one wanting to really work on this nonsense. It might produce some funny threads tho.
for anyone confused:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/z_DTfh4qqtw?feature=share
>forced quirky
He's a very mediocre actor, and now that he doesn't have his twinkish good looks to fall back on anymore it's becoming more apparent with every feature he releases
giv timmy willy
>when the doctor told Mr. and Mrs. Chalamet they they had a beautiful baby girl.
Is it wonka? Timmy wonka, He gonna scratch that, flip it and reverse it
TAKE THAT
REWIND IT BACK
WILLY WONKA GOT THE CANDY
THAT MAKES YOUR BOOTY GO (clap)
>Holy butts!
if it's scratched, reversing it has the same outcome (0)
negative charisma
This has got to be one of the worst castings of all time
zero machismo
look im sorry that producers raped you since childhood but don't take it out on us with your shit acting
Sincerely, the last true american patriot.
>I put my thang down flip it and reverse it