>season 1: Oh 11 is magical and opened a gateway to a hellish place which is now hunting in our world

>season 1: Oh 11 is magical and opened a gateway to a hellish place which is now hunting in our world
>season 2: Oh turns out there's actually some overlord demon in that hellish place that's spawning more evil shit and it's still spreading to our world since the gateway wasn't closed
>season 3: haha we forgot to send the overlord demon back into the gateway so he's still mind fricking people and the russians managed to also dig some massive fortress under your town to reopen the gateway.
>season 4: xD did I forget that the gateway wasn't actually needed for these things to exist? turns out there was a serial killer demon since the 50s that just so happened to go dormant until now
I can only imagine how bad the plot will be for season 5.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stranger Things should have been an anthology series where each season is a new cast and a new event, like a long form X-Files episode.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what originally it was supposed to be

      Normies grew too attached to the kids

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They also should have had some more bonding scenes between Nancy and Eleven in season one, and maybe even had Nancy teach Eleven about her body, how to jerk off, etc.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        what is wrong with you?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm just saying, she grew up in a lab right? She probably doesn't know, and Nancy is right there and she's a little older and she could have taken on that responsibility to show her and help her do it right. But the show didn't see the opportunity.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're not wrong

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Put a shirt on you degenerate

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          nancy always gave me vibes of someone on crack

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >yo-you know, your clitoris? your button?
          >you really don't know?
          >I mean...yeah, I guess I could show you. Here, put your leg up on the sink here..

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I love her so much

            hairy 80s bush

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Absolutely

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              MY STRENGTH
              We must go back to the good old pre-70s porn days

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love her so much

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Somebody give that b***h a cheeseburger ffs

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just saying, she grew up in a lab right? She probably doesn't know, and Nancy is right there and she's a little older and she could have taken on that responsibility to show her and help her do it right. But the show didn't see the opportunity.

        KEK

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what originally it was supposed to be

      Normies grew too attached to the kids

      Ah, so the same thing thatnruined Heroes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this would have been far better than what we got

      I'm just saying, she grew up in a lab right? She probably doesn't know, and Nancy is right there and she's a little older and she could have taken on that responsibility to show her and help her do it right. But the show didn't see the opportunity.

      your intellect is dizzying

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Streaming is bad for shows in the long run because you're only writing the story per season and it could be cancelled at any moment. So you give the story a proper closure, but then you have to think of contrived stuff to keep it going.

      That's what originally it was supposed to be

      Normies grew too attached to the kids

      Maybe it should've been the kids discovering completely different mysteries each season. Basically what they're already doing except not everything has to be tied to the Upside Down.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Streaming is bad for shows in the long run because you're only writing the story per season and it could be cancelled at any moment
        That was the case before streaming as well

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The show was so good

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Season one Mike was so qt

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was literally what made the show work in the first place. Classical Spielbergian kid

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like the twink is back on the menus, boys

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked FEAR STREET, Wednesday, and The Midnight Club more than Stranger Things.

    That being said, Netflix is really knocking it out of the park with these YA horror shows.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to see 40 year old Millie Bobby Brown in season 5

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's aged so badly too

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      she was 40 in season 2

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its crazy how this show can be the most talked about show of all time but after a month of being out. Literally no one talks about it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      most normal people dont rant for years about the same thing

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm normal and make daily threads about the sopranos

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If its good they do

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      people don't like it because of it being deep or providing a lot of discuss. honestly it's amazing how much people manage to talk about Harry Potter, though a lot of that is thankfully driven by memes mocking it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess it’s because you’re used to weekly releases that keep people on it for months and months. I’ll never understand why they choose to dump it all at once, even when they purposely drop hints and cliffhangers each episode for you to think about and discuss

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