Season 1. Pilot. "Square Peg". "The Order of the Straight Arrow". "Luanne's Saga"

Season 1
Pilot
"Square Peg"
"The Order of the Straight Arrow"
"Luanne's Saga"
"Hank's Got the Willies"
"Westie Side Story"
"Hank's Unmentionable Problem"
"Shins of the Father"
"Peggy the Boggle Champ"
"Keeping Up with Our Joneses"
"Plastic White Female"
"The Company Man"
"King of the Ant Hill"

Season 2
"How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying"
"Texas City Twister"
"Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas)"
"Arrow Head"
"Husky Bobby"
"Hilloween"
"The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg
"The Son That Got Away"
"The Unbearable Blindness of Laying"
"Bobby Slam"
"Snow Job"
"Meet the Manger Babies"
"I Remember Mono"
"Traffic Jam"
"Three Days of the Kahndo"
"Hank's Dirty Laundry"
"The Final Shinsult"
"Leanne's Saga"
"Junkie Business"
"Peggy's Headache"
"Life in the Fast Lane, Bobby's Saga"
"Peggy's Turtle Song"
"Propane Boom"(Part 1)
"Propane Boom II: Death of a Propane Salesman"(Part 2)

Season 3
"And They Call It Bobby Love"
"Pregnant Paws"
"To Spank, with Love"
"Good Hill Hunting"
"Next of Shin"
"Jon Vitti Presents: 'Return to La Grunta'"
"Peggy's Pageant Fever"
"Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men"
"The Wedding of Bobby Hill
"Pretty, Pretty Dresses"
"A Firefighting We Will Go"
""Three Coaches and a Bobby"
"Love Hurts and So Does Art"
"De-Kahnstructing Henry"
"Sleight of Hank"
"Escape from Party Island"
"Dog Dale Afternoon"
"Hank's Cowboy Movie"
"Revenge of the Lutefisk"
"Death and Texas"
"Wings of the Dope"
"Take Me Out of the Ball Game"
"As Old as the Hills..."(Part 1)
"...Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall"(Part 2)

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Season 4
    "Cotton's Plot"
    "Bills Are Made to Be Broken"
    "Little Horrors of Shop"
    "Aisle 8A"
    "A Beer Can Named Desire
    "Not in My Back-hoe"
    "To Kill a Ladybird"
    "Happy Hank’s Giving"
    "Old Glory"
    "Hillennium"
    "Rodeo Days"
    "Naked Ambition"
    Hanky Panky"(Part 1)
    "High Anxiety"(Part 2)
    "Bill of Sales"
    "Movin' on Up"
    "Meet the Propaniacs"
    "Won't You Pimai Neighbor?"
    "Hank's Bad Hair Day"
    "Nancy's Boys"
    "Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex Feet"
    "Flush with Power"
    "Peggy's Fan Fair"
    "I Don't Want to Wait for Our Lives to Be Over, I Want to Know Right Now, Will It Be... Sorry. Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Doo..."

    Season 5
    "The Buck Stops Here
    "The Perils of Polling"
    "When Cotton Comes Marching Home"
    "Peggy Makes the Big Leagues"
    "Spin the Choice"
    "Yankee Hankee"
    "What Makes Bobby Run?"
    "Twas the Nut Before Christmas"
    "The Exterminator
    Chasing Bobby"
    "Hank's Choice
    "Hank and the Great Glass Elevator"
    "Lupe's Revenge"
    "Now Who's the Dummy?"
    "Ho Yeah!"
    "Luanne Virgin 2.0"
    "Hank's Back Story"
    "It's Not Easy Being Green"
    "The Trouble with Gribbles"
    "Unfortunate Son"
    "The Substitute Spanish Prisoner"
    "Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story"
    "Pigmalion"
    "Bobby Goes Nuts"

    Season 6
    "Goodbye Normal Jeans"
    "Soldier of Misfortune"
    "Joust Like a Woman"
    "The Father, the Son, and J.C."
    "Sug Night"
    "Father of the Bribe"
    "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Hill"
    Of Mice and Little Green Men"
    "I'm with Cupid"
    "Tankin' It to the Streets"
    "A Man Without a Country Club"
    "Torch Song Hillogy"
    "Beer and Loathing"
    "The Bluegrass Is Always Greener"
    "Fun with Jane and Jane"
    "My Own Private Rodeo"
    "Dang Ol' Love"
    "The Texas Skillsaw Massacre"
    "Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do"
    "Returning Japanese"
    "The Son Also Roses"

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have that old copypasta about Bill raping bobby and killing Hank by putting a drill in his urethra?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure it's not very hard to find online

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I assume it's in the archive somewhere.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I member that one. Wish I knew where it was ;-;

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10374598/1/Bill-Snaps-The-Story-of-the-Hill-Family-Massacre
      I believe this is it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        And a video if you don't want to read

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice, cheers. Got an erection reading it again.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's pretty hot

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to post it in these threads but they never got replies so I stopped.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that why you post anon? For the replies? Over half the time this thread doesn't get a reply but does that stop me? No.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          No not at all but after doing it so many times with rarely any response I figured no one gave a shit. If I knew people were reading it at least I'd keep going.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            People read it anon keep posting when ever you see this thread

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Season 7
    "Get Your Freak Off"
    "Dances with Dogs"
    "The Fat and the Furious"
    "Full Metal Dust Jacket"
    "Megalo Dale"
    "An Officer and a Gentle Boy"
    "Boxing Luanne"
    "Board Games"
    "Vision Quest"
    "Queasy Rider"
    "The Miseducation of Bobby Hill"
    "Be True to Your Fool"
    "The Good Buck"
    "I Never Promised You an Organic Garden"
    "New Cowboy on the Block"
    "Night and Deity"
    "Racist Dawg"
    "Maid in Arlen"
    "After the Mold Rush"
    "The Witches of East Arlen"
    "Rich Hank, Poor Hank"
    "Flirting with the Master"

    Season 8
    "Patch Boomhauer
    "Reborn to Be Wild"
    "Ceci N'Est Pas Une King of the Hill"
    "The Incredible Hank"
    "Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane"
    "That's What She Said"
    "Cheer Factor"
    "Après Hank, le Deluge"
    "My Hair Lady"
    "Phish and Wild Life"
    "Dale Be Not Proud"
    "DaleTech"
    "Stressed for Success"
    "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo"
    "Hank's Back"
    "The Unbearable Lightness of Being Hank"
    "Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon"
    "The Redneck on Rainey Street"
    "Death Buys a Timeshare"
    "Yard, She Blows!"
    "Talking Shop"
    "Bystand Me"
    "A Rover Runs Through It"

    Season 9
    "Care-Takin' Care of Business"
    "Dale to the Chief"
    "Mutual of Omabwah"
    "Harlottown"
    "Ms. Wakefield"
    "The Petriot Act"
    "Arlen City Bomber"
    "Gone with the Windstorm"
    "Redcorn Gambles with His Future"
    "Smoking and the Bandit"
    "Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana?"
    "Enrique-cilable Differences"
    "Bobby on Track"
    "Hank's on Board"
    "Bill's House"
    "Portrait of the Artist as a Young Clown"
    "You Gotta Believe (in Moderation)"
    "Business Is Picking Up"
    "It Ain't Over 'til the Fat Neighbor Sings"
    "The Year of Washing Dangerously"
    "Hank Fixes Everything"
    "Church Hopping"

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Season 10
    "24 Hour Propane People"
    "The Texas Panhandler"
    "Hank's Bully"
    "Edu-macating Lucky"
    "Lucky's Wedding Suit"

    Season 11
    "SerPUNt"
    "The Peggy Horror Picture Show"
    "Blood and Sauce"
    "Luanne Gets Lucky"
    "Hank Gets Dusted"
    "Glen Peggy Glen Ross"
    "The Passion of Dauterive"
    "Grand Theft Arlen"
    "Peggy's Gone to Pots"
    "Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow"
    "Bill, Bulk and the Body Buddies"
    "Bobby Rae"
    "Suite Smells of Excess"
    "Death Picks Cotton"
    "Four Wave Intersection"
    "The Powder Puff Boys"
    "Raise the Steaks"
    "The Minh Who Knew Too Much"
    "Tears of an Inflatable Clown"
    "Dream Weaver"

    Season 12
    "Doggone Crazy"
    "Trans-Fascism"
    Three Men and a Bastard
    "The Accidental Terrorist"
    "Lady and Gentrification"
    "Behind Closed Doors"
    "Pour Some Sugar on Kahn"
    "Six Characters in Search of a House"
    "The Courtship of Joseph's Father"
    "Strangeness on a Train"
    "Cops and Robert"
    "It Came from the Garage"
    "Life: A Loser's Manual"
    "Lost in MySpace"
    "No Bobby Left Behind"
    "Dia-BILL-ic Shock"
    "Earthy Girls Are Easy"
    "Square-Footed Monster"
    "A Bill Full of Dollars"
    "Straight as an Arrow"

    Season 13
    "Lucky See, Monkey Do"
    "What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis"
    "Master of Puppets"
    "Bwah My Nose"
    "Uncool Customer"
    "Nancy Does Dallas"
    "Born Again on the Fourth of July"
    "Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key"
    "Manger Baby Einstein"
    "Bad News Bill"
    "Uh-oh, Canada"
    "The Boy Can't Help It"
    "The Honeymooners"
    "Bill Gathers Moss"
    "When Joseph Met Lori, and Made Out with Her in the Janitor's Closet"
    "Just Another Manic Kahn-Day"
    "To Sirloin with Love"

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    thank you
    I've been looking for this thread

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're welcome friend

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do people really remember episodes by their titles?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always remembered E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)
      it really stands out

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      This is from season 2, "Bobby's Bird Blunder"
      i dont know why op missed it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess I just wasn't thinking

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Spirit Bag is very sacred to my people. You should not make light.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's real

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEAKING
    SEAKING
    SEAKING

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seaking what

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        OIL PAINTINGS OIL PAINTINGS

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you make these posts?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do anons keep asking this question even though I've answered it numerous times

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