Season 2 December 18th. You hyped?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick yeah. FRICK YEAH. Alex Stein was hanging out with Jet and Sam at some con the other day, he's confirmed for season 2. I hope they bring Letty back for a challenge or something.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was incredible how much of a better job Alex did than jet at keeping things moving. Even if cringe he was always making sure something was happening. I wont be sucked into a season 2 but i will stay for the threads just to watch webms of jets frickups

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I wont be sucked into a season 2
        Yes you will. It's not like you have anything better going on.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ill probably watch the first night, but no way i can afford to do it twice in a year. The novelty wore off. Jet invented live streaming and reality tv, and i witnessed the start of it. Thats enough

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one is gonna watch this show.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what you said about the last show. And you were wrong.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, no one is gonna watch this show.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          see

          That's what you said about the last show. And you were wrong.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Running fishtank over christmas and new years is a fricking terrible idea, they should run it in january

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Running fishtank over christmas and new years is a fricking terrible idea
      why? it would be very comfy and eventful

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was just gonna say that until I realized that fishtank's audience are losers who have no lives, so starting prior to Xmas probably won't even impact their core viewership

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was just gonna say that until I realized that fishtank's audience are losers who have no lives, so starting prior to Xmas probably won't even impact their core viewership

      Their target audience is teenagers, they'll have 2-3 weeks off school.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Many of their audience is zoomies who are in HS or College. Christmas break is the perfect time, since they will be on break, bored, and just received visa gift cards and cash from their grandma as a gift, ready to throw it right into Sam's pockets.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frickin a you're right

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Na it's perfect I can't wait for the Christmas episode. I'll come home from my gf spoiling me to deal with my pissy dad mother and watch kino tank sounds comfy

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    As long as they make the focus about randos getting mentally tortured and not d-list ecelebs ill probably try and watch from day 1 this time

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not d-list ecelebs
      I'm still pulling for a Brittany Venti cameo.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only way that would be not moronic is if they give her a role to play. Maybe get her to wear heavy prosthetics and say she's a balding homeless heroin addict who looks like a white Jada Pinkett and one of the sharks playing her bf tries to get the male fish to have sex with her

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >if they give her a role to play
          she should play the role of a mulatto girl in her early 30's whose biological clock is going off like crazy and is desperate for a white man's seed to bleach her

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just like last time, the fish will all be plants or will be aware of the whole MDE community beforehand which ruins the joke. Jet will baby them, Sam will come once a week to shill WP2, we'll probably get no few cameos from the last fish tank. So fricking boring.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They can't rely on novelty and scuffed charm anymore so hopefully they plan it out better

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sure that Jet Neptune got all his ducks in a row this time.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They plan to farm more simps. This is the MDE fanbase now:
          https://archived.moe/bant/search/text/%22erm%20i%20love%20josie%22/
          Greasy fat simp losers.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >that autist who met her at a convention, and said her streaming career will die unless she takes his advice, and spilled his spaghetti

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >"advice" that he learned by superchatting Sam hundreds of dollars on his streams
              Josie is playing with fire dealing with these psychos.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't have the webm, but she read a superchat once asking how she feels that her audience is made up of grown men in their 30s and 40s. And she stood there silent for a few seconds and moved on. Cringekino.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've never once superchatted Sam!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bad Ideas, please do the world a favor and drive your RV off the nearest cliff.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't be silly I'm Josie!

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            How do Sam Hyde's troony shills respond to pic related without sounding mad?

            This guy really does patrol Cinemaphile 24-7 doesnt he?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Classic Joker antics.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >which ruins the joke
        the joke kills it you moron, you wanna know what happens when you get morons that dont know what theyre getting into? they quit the show as soon as anything goes too far and would need to be coddled anyways.
        they need to have people fully aware of what the show is and fully aware they will be eating dogshit for breakfast and sleeping on a bed of pins every night. they need to be desperate people who want to be e-famous willing to degrade themselves for even the slightest chance of internet celebrity.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >probably get now cameos
        What the frick are you talking about? You'll get shirtless airsoft fatty screaming on a couch and the producers setting up every scenario around him instead of the actual contestants for a month.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They've already been selected apparently. Jet said people would love the new lineup. There has to be a balance to the cast. I feel like if there's too many people not "in the know", we'll get more Mauros that pussy out at the first sign of conflict. If they're all plants then it defeats the whole point of the fricking show and there's no investment at all. Because it's Jet though, seems like it'll the latter.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its about "advancing culture" now, chud

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy another ad homosexual

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony shit for terminally online, mentally ill troons.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      But troons hate Sam Hyde for being a chud. It seems like you're projecting what chuds would call someone they hate in an attempt to make it seem contrary to chud values.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But troons hate Sam Hyde

        How do Sam Hyde's troony shills respond to pic related without sounding mad?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          How do Sam Hyde's troony shills respond to pic related without sounding mad?

          Oh look, the fartgay found a new pic he's gonna spam hundreds of times

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            so you're saying you got nothin? no rebuttal?
            how does it feel being forcefully allied with trannies because Sam is a lolbertarian at heart and tacitely approves of such degeneracy?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I will you show the basic formula.
          >Sam Hyde = Chud
          >troonys = Hate Chud
          Therefore
          >troonys = Sam Hyde
          It's elementary my dear Watson. The exception only proves the rule.

          why do you have no rizz

          I'm a high intelligence low charisma build. Whereas you are an NPC.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The exception
            Then why does Sam hire them onto his crew? And never takes a hard stance against them? I dont think Sam is the chud you think he is, he's a fraud.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Then why does Sam hire them onto his crew?
              Since when
              >And never takes a hard stance against them
              What would you expect someone to do? troonys are a minority fetish group. It's like announcing your hard stance on incest.
              >I dont think Sam is the chud you think he is, he's a fraud.
              It's possible to be both is it not?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Since Evan, and some other one named Morgan or something that Bicflame mentioned.
                >What would you expect someone to do?
                If Sam is remotely as right wing as some people say he is, trannies should be one of his top targets to ridicule
                >It's possible to be both is it not?
                Chuds are not socially liberal like Sam is.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Since Evan, and some other one named Morgan or something that Bicflame mentioned.
                Never heard of them nor does it seem like you've heard of them either.
                >If Sam is remotely as right wing as some people say he is, trannies should be one of his top targets to ridicule
                Right wingers only mention troonys on Cinemaphile or when there is political bullshit being pushed. I've seen only like 4 troonys in my life and therefore wouldn't see them as relevant to talk about as the amount of spices and Black folk.
                Not to mention that I'm sure Sam has talked about them here or there but it's not like it's a relevant thing to talk about when it comes to him giving self help advice or talking about Black folk stealing shit in the hood. Idk if you know any right wingers or not, but we prefer to pretend troonys don't exist and therefore we don't bring them up when talking to grandma.
                >Chuds are not socially liberal like Sam is.
                The only thing socially liberal about Sam is not liking Israel kek.
                Otherwise he espouses chud views to a T. You can't just say he's socially liberal and expect anyone who's listened to him to just assume that's the case. Maybe he's socially liberal to only the most schizo of gigachuds. Like the kind that never buy food that's labeled as kosher.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Eve appeared in the Idubbz doc and some other vids. Stopped reading there clearly you dont know what you are talking about.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Eve
                Who?
                I watched the idubbbz doc and don't recall anyone besides Dani posing as a girl.
                If only I were as big of a Sam Hyde fan as you I'd know all these behind the scenes things.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sam t-they keep mentioning evan, what do i post?
                > DENY DENY DENY

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Meds schizo. I don't even know who you're talking about at this point. Is Evan the same as Eve? Like is Eve their troony name? Idk how you know some much about Sam's crew as someone who hates Sam. I passively enjoy some of Sam's content but I couldn't tell you any of their names besides Nick, Jet and Charles. Were you closely affiliated with them or something and you can't let go?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're low IQ genetic backwash, trailer trash, completely underdeveloped physically, you look like a high estrogen FTM. physiognomy doesn't lie

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >you're low IQ genetic backwash, trailer trash, completely underdeveloped physically, you look like a high estrogen FTM. physiognomy doesn't lie
              Wish this were true. Then I wouldn't have to struggle under the weight of high expectations. In truth I'm high IQ Mormon Aristocracy, overdeveloped physically, I look like a high testosterone MtM (male to alpha male). My view psiognomy tells the truth.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you look ftm dude, just ask sam for some of his trt

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No sir, infact, you look ftm. Post your face and prove me wrong. No tag backs. Do it or you're gay with AIDS.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm ready.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      AND BE A SIMPOOOOOOOOOOOL

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        pure keeno

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Josie is still making about 10k a month from her simps btw

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            imagine even paying attention to that Hispanic or even knowing how much money terminally online homosexuals give her

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            erm, what the spruce?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            How? Last time I checked shes doing boring low effort streams to like 1k people

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I only saw the first few streams but some of these guys were sending thousands each stream so I could see it. She got lucky

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was so much fun egging that britgay on to become a paypig over on /bant/. He went from "i dont make social media" to making a twitter just to post shitty drawings he made of her and donating every stream. I witnessed his fall into simpdom and it made wasting my time on those /bant/ threads all worth it

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I doubt it

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Josie is still making about 10k a month from her simps btw

              She's not making XQC level of money. But she is making more than enough where it would be criminally stupid of her to stop anytime soon.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Somebody broke it down in the /bant/ threads once that she only needs to make around $700-900 a week after cuts and before taxes to make roughly the same that she was making collecting trash, and sometimes she exceeds that in a single stream. Good for her, seems like a nice gal. Her AnimeExpo vid was really funny too; hopefully she makes one in NY.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                People unironically simping for these moronic b***hes is one of the most embarrassing things that came out of MDE

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            good for her, she seems like a halfway decent person

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't believe it cause people who watch this shit don't even have jobs and are poor. You are all fricking incels living with your mom.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >people who watch this shit don't even have jobs and are poor. You are all fricking incels living with your mom.
              But enough about troonyfarms

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          AND BE A SIMPOOOOOOOOOOOL

          I'm ready.

          So two months into the relationship my girlfriend looks at me and she goes, "Why havent you made a move yet" and I said "What?" and she goes "Why haven't you tried to frick me yet??" so I go "well if you wanna go that way we can..." and she says "okay but we need some condoms." so I said "Alright well let me go hop on my minibike and I'll run up to the store and grab some." She goes "No, you're gonna go have your mom drive you up there and get some condoms." and that makes me kind of nervous, so (we're the kind of family that yells across the house to talk to each other) she goes in the house and yells to my mom, my mom goes "WHAT" and she goes "YOUR KID NEEDS SOME CONDOMS. WE'RE TRYING TO FRICK!" so my mom goes "ALRIGHT ILL BE DOWN IN A MINUTE AND WE CAN GO" So my mom drives me up to walgreens and I say "are you coming in" and she goes "Hell no! You're gonna take this money and go in by yourself and get some damn condoms." So I go in the store, and I didn't know there were so many different frickin kinds of condoms. This old lady comes up and she asks "you having some fun tonight?" And I go "Yeah I need some condoms so me and my girlfriend can do it safely" and she says "Well what are you looking for?" And I say "I dont really know" And she started asking some pretty personal questions, which I had no problem answering ("how sized are you?"). Anywho I end up walking out with JUST THE RIGHT SIZED ribbed condoms. And when I got home, it was FIVE HOURS and a WHOLE BOX OF CONDOMS later when me and my girlfriend are sitting in a stew of love juices... Life juices. We look each other in the eyes and say "God damn, god must have stopped time for this." because so much time flew by, we didnt even realize. And that was the best fricking night of my god damn life.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            That fricking doll

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      FFFFFFFRIDAY NIGHT MOTHAFRICKAS
      vs
      SATURDAY MORNING MOTHAFRICKAS

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He and Damiel made it unwatchable.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He and Damiel made it watchable.
        FTFY

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should have left s2 shooting at least hapf a year from s1 official cut release. Allows them to have plenty of time to recoup and reassess the good and bad of filming. All that and the fact people will get burned out if something quite intense happens multiple times a year

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fishtank was the opposite of intense. Even when things were "happening" it was boring as frick.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's intense time investment to follow it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe if you didnt try to keep up with every happening on the show... If you wanted to see everything going on then you basically needes to be glued to the show as not to miss the good bits

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >have to spend every waking moment watching people sit and do nothing for "good bits"
          more proof this shit is only for the terminally online

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, but even when the "good parts" were clipped they didnt mean much without the last few hours of context that happened. You needed to nolife the show to get enjoyment.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You needed to nolife the show to get enjoyment.
            So it's perfect for you.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fishtank was genuinely alright for the first week or two. After they kicked out Simmons and it was immediately found out to be bullshit I had already sort of stopped watching and lost interest. The next time I checked in was because of Betty flashing her breasts and then she posted a bunch of nudes and lewds on her twitter. I'd see shit occasionally happening and it just looked garbage. Jokerposters won. I wanted psychological warfare like putting dead roadkill inside the fishtank pillows.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They get the paypigs they fricking deserve.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's only one cameo I want.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah, WP2 teaser
    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DdUfMT-L30w

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    jet is a huge moronic homosexual and doesn't know how to make a stream entertaining, so I expect S2 to be even worse

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so I expect S2 to be even worse
      based, the worse it is the better it is

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 the kiwitroony showsup
    I've liked MDE since world peace and never found fishtank to be appealing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just didn't watch enough of it. It's the best TV show in years.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's boring as shit and it's not even a TV show, you moron.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just dont care about a reality show full of autistic people

          you sound extremely gay, you should work on that

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's right. Just look at the state of the other "people" who enjoy fishtank.

            A complete embarrassment considering these were the same people that brought us tissue box and prodigal stunna.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              now type that without crying

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hi Jet!

                But it's not the same people

                It's under the MDE name you know what I mean

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You mean that you're a homosexual? Point well made, then.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Low IQ, can't control himself, inarticulate, a stranger to reason.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                but enough about you

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                there's the angry troon, right on time

                This guy is awfully invested in the success of a friendship simulator for shut-ins

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You sound awfully upset at the existence of said friend simulator, might I suggest that you die mad about it?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah MDE was great and it's sad to see what's happened to it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you should type more angry words on the internet

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not angry I'm sad. You would be too if you had any sense, it's a big shame.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have you tried typing this out without crying Jet?

                lol stay mad troony, fish tank season 2 will be an even bigger success than season 1, and you will be even madder about it

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It certainly will separate money from the easily impressed (advance culture) I won't deny that lol. Maybe jet will be able to afford bottom surgery for his "gf"

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you aren't involved in the production of this or in Hyde's "crew" and are going to directly profit from this, and you typed this out, I feel absolutely gutted for you.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I feel absolutely gutted
                that would be the bottom surgery, now go dilate homosexual

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              But it's not the same people

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just dont care about a reality show full of autistic people

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I've liked MDE since world peace
      moronic tourist frick. If you weren't an MDE fan for years prior to WP your opinion is worthless.
      Also everything they've done since WP has been unwatchable garbage.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    where are the proofs

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me? It's Christian.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    shill thread

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want a israelite gf.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      God she's so fricking perfect it hurts

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe. Betty and ella(who?) We're the only hot girls

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah it was always Letty.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like Betty too. But she's batshit insane at times.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jet is a fat ugly homosexual that ruins everything he touches

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah that's you that you're thinking of

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        caping for a former /LULZ/ tripgay who got hi start making fake child abuse imagery for worldcorp

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jet was raped in the summer of 2023 and no one cared.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sam Hyde is a fricking failure. He destroyed his career by selling out by trying to have an Adult Swim show. Most people that sell out recognize they have to "clean up their brand" but this moron try to keep it edgy. He was moronic in the first place to do it let alone get away with it. Sam has alienated himself from the comedy world, and will destroy the careers of anyone who involves themselves with him. He's now no better than an ethot, begging for money from superchats on streams. Fishtank was garbage and so will WP2. Also, I can't wait for the inevitable fallout between Jet and Sam because Sam is 100% gonna dump Jet for someone else when he feels he's gotten too old. Notice how he surrounds himself by younger people? He's like psychological pedophile.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sam's "content" these days is pushing NFTs to scam his fans or making a big brother knockoff to bait mentally ill simps to giving money to e-prostitutes which he takes a huge cut (basically making him a digital pimp)
      everyone that put money into his shitty NFT "investment opportunity" lost half of it lol and the fishtank losers spend their days stalking an e-prostitute IRL

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The nft stuff is the absolute worst. Remember when MDE used to make fun of moronic techno-BS?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sam's "content" these days is pushing NFTs to scam his fans or making a big brother knockoff to bait mentally ill simps to giving money to e-prostitutes which he takes a huge cut (basically making him a digital pimp)
      everyone that put money into his shitty NFT "investment opportunity" lost half of it lol and the fishtank losers spend their days stalking an e-prostitute IRL

      there's the angry troon, right on time

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Notice how he just bought an office building and how he said he's going to buy a warehouse to build a house in for Fishtank season 3
      Classic downward spiral

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sam Hyde is a fricking failure.

      He's literally doing better than ever.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a failure in the sense that he failed to live up to the expectations he built up. You know, principled, creative, willing to stand up to the israelites, willing to take one for the team in the name of good comedy and getting the message out. He's none of that, all that he was ever interested in was money and that's what he got. The only people left supporting him are legitimately mentally ill and delusional or naive nu-MDE zoomers that don't know better (and don't have standards)

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          cry harder b***h Black person

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            dilate

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't ask what was next in your day planner.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You post this in every thread even tangentially related to Sam Hyde. It's really sad. You will never be a woman.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's ok Luna it's no use trying to hide it now

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Luna
                I have no idea who that is. Please go dilate, homosexual.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its either a bot or terminally online troony aka your average kiwifarms user

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >buzzwords
                lol, meanwhile actual trannies literally flocked to that MDE event and took selfies with Jet and the rest of the crew
                clown world

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry you got turned down, sis

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hi Luna

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol
                https://twitter.com/luna__mae/status/1707815002059771994

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Luna
                I have no idea who that is. Please go dilate, homosexual

                >Luna
                I have no idea who that is. Please go dilate, homosexual.

                This guy is a massive sperg who literally spends all day whining about MDE.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I have no idea who that is
                Sure you don't Luna. Just like you deny being a man lol.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Luna
                I have no idea who that is. Please go dilate, homosexual

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's like barneygay

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not accurate because the sophgay isn't 300 pounds and brown

                I'm hyped for the mods and jannies to defend this shit to their dying breath. No one will be able to complain about the fricking pisspoor """""job""""" they do (for free) when it comes to moderating this trash. I expect 6 concurrent general threads all running at the same time with a dozen ancillary threads about some literal who eceleb. Funny how this eceleb cancer gets a pass.... odd.

                See you all in 3 days because of this post. Janny's gonna have a poopoo tantrum now :^)

                There seems to be only one having a poopoo tantrum

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                sounds like you are projecting there

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm white, straight, dont have a micropenis and 6ft which is the complete opposite of the average troonfarms tourist

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Luna, just because you are into dudes like Sam and call urself a woman doesn't make u straight lol.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Luna
                I have no idea who that is. Please go dilate, homosexual

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao this pathetic fricking homosexual is still mad Sam struck his repost youtube channel down like 7 years ago

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's just mad about Sam fricking some egirl he simps for

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/image/K54DZuFLJB8lBVpXoubg_Q/
                Get a job, dude

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sam has plenty of trannies lined up to get fricked by him what makes you think you're so special Luna?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Still have no idea who you're talking about, troon. Is this your new rocky boogeyman?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Rockystreams(some nobody fishtank clipper) isn't a boogeyman
                He's a moron that thinks he has clout with mde now when really Sam and jet are just using him to edit season 1 for free.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                fricking trannies is a hilarious bit. jim norton made a career out of it.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do Sam Hyde's troony shills respond to pic related without sounding mad?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normally wouldn't do a troony but that one is cute

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're more fun to hang out with in dimes square than white dudes chud

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe you're just not fun to hang out with jet

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That Luna troon is pretty obsessed with Sam/Mde. I wouldn't be surprised if that mentally ill archive poster that shrieks in every MDE thread when someone is critical of Sam is the same person.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For what it's worth, Sam seems to HATE Chris from Mr Beast and refers to him as male at every opportunity (see: Jon's podcast)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      A LOT of them enjoyed Hydeberg in that red dress in the fertility clinic sketch.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would people be rude to a troony at bawdfest? Aren't they all nick mullen types that dont give a shit either way

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hardcore MDE fans and crew provide a NICE GOOD ENVIRONMENT for trannies. What a plot twist.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      GASP IS THAT JET IN A PICTURE WITH A troony AT A HECKIN CONVENTERINO?? THE WEST HAS FALLEN, BILLIONS MUST DIE

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        hey jet sam doesnt actually like you he just thinks youre useful to keep around for a little while

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You found me out I'm Jet. This is now an ama thread. I will answer Jet related questions as I am Jet.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            why do you have no rizz

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luna is cute and I'm 'miring those obliques

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol sam literally despises trannies

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is far more evidence that he doesn't.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Considering he employed one it really doesn't seem like it. You new MDE fans really don't know shit. He used to be a pretty common sight in Boston and he's always hung around the hipster types you gays think he hates. He's no different from the Brooklyn c**ts he would make fun of, just "edgy" and slightly more self aware.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    only for jokerposter

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It isn't even out yet and you're already filter evading you massive homosexual

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol no

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fishtank is about advancing culture
      tf this homie smokin'

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        culture = giving jet enough money to hang out with trannies in nyc

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fishtank is about advancing culture
      tf this homie smokin'

      >Kurbick, iNeptroon

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jet says this while all but 3 freeloaders were ecelebs

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly think he might be moronic

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is that.. a new season of the zany, edgy, low-production budget fully authentic Big Brother-eque reality show??!! And it's produced by.. le based Sam Hyde and Jet??!! Zomg take all my money he's so edgy and really sticks it to the israelites !!!! Based Jet !!!!! Take my $35 donation Sam !!!!!!!

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah the generals were cozy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cozy like slipping into a coma.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      First week of jokerposting was the peak. Then monitoring the timezone shift from projosie days to pro letty nights was amusing

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm still waiting for my cut of the shill money mods got
    if I don't hear anything by decemeber I'm going to hire a israeli lawyer

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tearing contestants away from their families on christmas and new year
    >expecting people to watch this shit on christmas and new year

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tearing contestants away from their families on christmas and new year
      based, it will add to the drama
      >expecting people to watch this shit on christmas and new year
      it's not like you have any friends or family to celebrate with, or anyone who would care if you died for that matter

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you tried typing this out without crying Jet?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's not like you have any friends or family to celebrate with, or anyone who would care if you died for that matter

        Only true for nu-MDE fans.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering the people they had for Season 1, do you think anyone was close enough to their families to care?

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s gonna be shit. Ironically Jet is an even bigger moron for not wanting people like Chris on because it’d kill the vibe of his month ling friend simulation

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      seething troony claws typed this post

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        MDE is pro troon now, that angle no longer works.

        How do Sam Hyde's troony shills respond to pic related without sounding mad?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          shut up, homosexual

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sam was never based. He built up an audience of /LULZ/ and /misc/cels after fricking up MDE, and now that he's back in the public spotlight he milked his fans harder than ever and will sell them out.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it just going to turn into waifu wars again?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't everything always?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it's going to advance culture.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's going to advance Sam's car collection

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      most likely I mean they were dumb enough to do it the first time and jet has said nothing against it. having LULZ tier girls was a disaster. onlyfans thots would be better because no one would simp for them.

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats fricking sick on my birthday were so set

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't the whole think set up so Sam could frick Letty? He also got a million dollars from the whole thing.

    Either way, no I'm not watching it. It's painfully unfunny and the only good contestant was Jon.

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is going on with Sam this time?
    >weirdly skinny
    >head is fricking HUGE

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No more TRT

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      HGH

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      /fitlit/

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Getting Eggman vibes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      is there a link to this? his last stand up was kinda funny

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >December 18th
    debunked by snopes
    it's in november in my headcanon

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      sam said they have to get a house by december 18 for the shows launch on jons podcast

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is no worse person to do a podcast. gay can barely talk.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i want to sniff her i want to rape her i want to fricking rape her i

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jeremy, you're supposed to be in a mental hospital right now.

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hyped in the way a dying grandfather receives his wastrel progeny's nudes.

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what happens if I show up at the tank

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    not televison
    not film

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am
    There are new legal rules for shilling that have gone into effect since the last season ended, and if the mods don't announce the partnership this time you can get hiro and gaygtlord in big legal trouble.

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw the first hour of WP2 and its fricking awesome. I also got to see Sam do stand up today and it was funny as frick. That one troony is at all the shows at bawdfest because his wife won a "worst life" game and is no way representative of the crowd mde was pulling. Stay mad discord troonys.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      tell us what the wp2 preview had in it pls

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was two full episodes. America's net top dom daddy was great and there was a series of sketches where each crew member broke up with their girl friend, those really stick out. the festival has been crazy so its hard to go over all the shit.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          so you werent there, got it

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah i guess i never took this photo either homosexual

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sam lookin thin as frick.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              well then wtf tell us about the juciy sketches we havent seen yet, get detailed. did they show the steve harvey one?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOOOOOO NULL WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU PAYPIG DICKRIDER SIMPS ROCKY LUNA I HAVE 5 INCHES ON YOU SAM HYDE RAPED SOPH HE IS LITERALLY EPSTEIM AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Luna, why are you so obsessed with Sam? You posted like 50 pics of him on stage on your twitter fawning over him lol. What do trannies see in Sam?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Luna
          I have no idea who that is. Please go dilate, homosexual

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol what cope
      Sam even hired trannies to work for him before, Eve/Evan appeared in his vids, multiple times
      Just admit troons now share space with MDE fans along with mentally moronic josie simps

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have so much estrogen in your bloodstream and act feminine enough you basically are a troon yourself

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have this saved on your computer Luna? Is it somekind of self-hate thing? Do you look up to Bruce Jenner?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Luna
            I have no idea who that is. Please go dilate, homosexual

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    no I'm white, not low-income and my parents never divorced

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're not the Sam Hyde demographic then

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm hyped for the mods and jannies to defend this shit to their dying breath. No one will be able to complain about the fricking pisspoor """""job""""" they do (for free) when it comes to moderating this trash. I expect 6 concurrent general threads all running at the same time with a dozen ancillary threads about some literal who eceleb. Funny how this eceleb cancer gets a pass.... odd.

    See you all in 3 days because of this post. Janny's gonna have a poopoo tantrum now :^)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be oldtroon
      >must seethe about "eceleb cancer" even doe board is all racebait and spamming sneed

      Fish Tank threads were the last time I felt anything. Having those threads back during Christmas will be max comfy

      same

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fish Tank threads were the last time I felt anything. Having those threads back during Christmas will be max comfy

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No KingCobraJFS, no watch.

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Josiecels how are we feeling?

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another season of sam and the monobrow ogre interfering too much instead of leaving 8 autistic people alone
    nah im good
    maybe they can upload some fricking clips on that clip channel they took over but only upload garbage on now

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What losers did they get to film a reality tv show during the holidays

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure pathetic simps will ruin it again so some dumb prostitute will get special treatment and do nothing all day

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      hey now, those "simps" are your fellow MDE fans, they're ur brothers

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks whiter and more masculine than your average kiwitroon

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          funny I dont see a difference
          maybe that's why Sam's thread on KF is mostly full of his wienerriders

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          id let the one on the bottom left give me a blowey

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Every "man" on kiwifarms has testosterone levels so low its hard to tell if they are women or not

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like a lot of MDE stuff and dislike a lot of it as well, I don't need to label myself a fan of something, I just watch stuff and judge it on its own

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cannot frickin believe its been 8 years since wp was cancelled and sam STILL triggers gay lefties on the internet for whatever reason

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      See

      He's just mad about Sam fricking some egirl he simps for

      funny I dont see a difference
      maybe that's why Sam's thread on KF is mostly full of his wienerriders

      Even your kiwisisters stabbed you in the back and mock you, only person to side with you is null who bought actual cp and tried to groom a middle schooler.
      Go on and post the "null was right about you" pic for the hundredth time

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        seething

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        > null who bought actual cp and tried to groom a middle schooler
        Proof? You just sound like a schizo who makes things up.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was a 8coon mod that stole money from people and lead to the sites death
          Rest is in piss

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now i remember when he told Simon "i was canceled and it took about 8 years to recover, this will blow over."

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sam starting Fishtank before Christmas to prevent the usual seasonal incel suicides
    That's nice of him but I'm just waiting for World Peace 2.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      when does wp2 come out?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Christmas Eve apparently

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    who is this show for?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        what's so great about having a reddit zoomer fanbase?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          daddy's wallet

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    erm i love josie wosie

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm working on a fishtank Half-Life svencoop map https://youtu.be/XfkB3msH8TI?si=981MP9pUs7li1bRC

    Do you guys think the nfts will be popular? Wtf is a minting

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fishtank is based because it keeps all the subhumans in this thread that waste their entire life on internet sperging corralled

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill sam whitcomb hyde

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >forcing the participants to be there during Christmas
    I really hope jet doesnt cuck out and let them out for the holidays.

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have better things to do

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. The only reason people watched was because they thought the feeds would be live. As soon as you made them all freeze frame people only kept watching from sunk cost

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    To cold can’t go

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never watched this when it was airing, but after seeing that image of Sam with an AR dressed as Jack Skellington in a bloodied, ruined kitchen, and reading up on the contestant's profiles, I'm intrigued. Is there like an archive or a highlight reel for season 1?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're dropping an edited season 1 but idk when. presumably this month.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        october 9, they're doing a live watch party on the fishtank site

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          for free? where do I read about this bro jet's just schizo on twitter

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They need to avoid another Josie at all costs. She was way too likeable and popular which made it easy for her to step over any obstacles. She basically had an clear path to win from the start.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're gonna have christmas in the fishtank house

  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    so these threads are going to be allowed again? even though they were getting deleted after the show ended? even though other youtube threads get deleted but these threads were allowed a recurring general?

    I fricking hate this board

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't you go post how to respond without sounding mad for the six millionth time, homosexual.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't you go post how to respond without sounding mad for the six millionth time, homosexual.

      who was in the wrong here?

  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sam's a homosexual who like fricking dudes in wigs Nick carries the show. Everyone knows this who has been around for awhile chuck was right

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >https://archive.org/details/charlscarrolshizomeltdown
      >HE'S A FRICKIN NERD

  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unless they bring back Chris, show will be nowhere near as good as S1

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No more lolcows, It's about advancing culture now.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      chris driving out the last half of the contestants with his autism but josie surviving despite her having a complete mental break when he got nude was one of the best parts of the show. jet had lightning in a bottle with the original fish, they were all so stupid and gullible.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they could get Chris chan, it'd save the multiverse. That would advance culture.

  66. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick did Jet invite only Josie to come out? Why were Jon, Vance, and Sylvia all left out?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's still trying to frick her

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe because she won the show and is the only fish to still have something resembling an audience? Also Jet probably wants to get laid still.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They should keep her sperg fans as far away as possible

  67. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Sylvia

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looking back, she was easily the hottest girl

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not even close either.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember you, based hogrider anon

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >4/10 with 10lbs of makeup
          >4/10 without makeup

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >gays thinking their opinion on female beauty matters
            lol

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              no ur gay

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm gay for Sylvia's thighs

  68. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >THIS made zoomers cream their pants
    Desu, I'll never forgive Jet for not making them kiss.

  69. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    fishtank is awesome only trannies hate it

  70. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    frickkkk
    please for the love of god keep your general on /bant/ or whever it is

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry

      /ftl/ is coming back on oct 9 for the edited episodes

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't wait

        I miss interacting with everyone on there, even if it was a dumpster fire most of the time

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I miss when everyone was accusing each other of being Indian. The bant threads definitely ruined that.

  71. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    daily reminder anyone that hates on sam is a troony

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      see

      How do Sam Hyde's troony shills respond to pic related without sounding mad?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care keep lying and coping troony maybe one day you will be a woman KEK

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          what lie? you can look up the tweet directly here

          lol
          https://twitter.com/luna__mae/status/1707815002059771994

          Luna is literally obsessed with Sam and spent the entire ftl run shilling clips for him

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/image/v7TyfeC8vEn2mjZqppt7Yg%3D%3D/page/3/
            You've been seething for half a decade and that ugly hog soph still wont frick you

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >soph
              I have no idea who that is. Please go dilate, homosexual.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >his case of being terminally online got so bad he developed split personality disorder

  72. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will do what I did with season 1, check out the thread to see what gets people talking then find clips of that and other highlights from that particular day.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then post a video about it right L0tan?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek i dislike him because of how dragged out his videos were but he was always fastest to summarize what had happened.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          As someone who actually watched most of fishtank, L0tan would more often than not miss the top 5 moments of a day entirely. Because he didn't watch the show. His videos were twitter compilation reactions at best.

  73. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >heckcord homies when they can cancel finally their VPN subscriptions

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      good morning sir

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet it was all one guy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet it was all one guy.

      They fricked up bad at one point and I'll make it a fun part of the season 2 gens. They're a tech illiterate bunch

  74. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    jet is a homosexual

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jet Neptune didn't deserve to be raped.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        would you have stopped it if you were there?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Would you do the same?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            When I first heard the story, the assailant was described as "chubby." I thought I would be able to take one for the team for Jet that night. However, upon seeing a picture of her, I don't think I could, no. Very disappointing.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kiwianon, would you still have tried to save him regardless of Pey's BMI?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Without Jet, I probably never would have been made aware of this beauty. Jokes about Pey's total unfrickability aside, I owe it to Jet. I would have tried to save him.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                he's getting rounder by the day

  75. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Sarah Gadon, no watch.

  76. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Letty abandoned her audience for months so she can ride Tacxin’s dick and smoke weed all day
    l0000000000l nice content kween you got there

  77. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    so they'll be working like dogs through christmas? great planning...

  78. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Enter.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ENTER

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