Sebulba should have won the Boonta Eve Classic. Anakin's pod was a pile of crap made from old junkyard parts. There's no way it could have really been the fastest in the galaxy.
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good point if the contest was based solely on speed but it was really decided on who could cheat the best
Was anyone actually cheating besides Sebulba? Even then, he only cheated by sabotaging Anakin's pod before the race and by tossing something into Mars Guo's engine. The only thing I could see going for Anakin's pod would be power-to-weight ratio, since most of the other pods had much heavier engines.
Wouldn't ani be cheating by using force power reflexes the whole time?
this mf is at the forefront of the yt boomer scene. every time I see my dad on his phone I can hear this homosexuals voice
>RAAAAAAAWWWWUURRRROO
How did he drive if he couldn’t see?
His species are force sensitive and use the force as echolocation, its in the wiki
there's a YTP where they replaced his death sounds with the ronald mcdonald from the old McRoll japanese ads
This is just meant to properly set up anakins chosen one arc. His racer was probably jazzed up with force juices. Arcane knowledge pal, you wouldn't get it
I read that in his voice
What's the Star Wars equivalent of a Celica
Luke's old landspeeder that he sold for 3000 credits in Mos Eisley.
And he might have, except Anakin had dual PW TF-30 engines, each capable of producing 18,000 foot-pounds of thrust with a thrust-to-weight ratio of 6, while Sebulba had dual Argus As 014 spring flap-valve grid pulse jet engines only capable of producing 600 foot-pounds of thrust with a thrust-to-weight ratio of 2.12
Rey without any formal training would be a better mechanic than Scotty irl.
Storm's coming Annie better rev up yer engines
Sometimes janky shit can be a lot faster than top brands
This. It was track car vs production model.
Sebulba had a stock SRT Hellcat while Anakin had a Civic Type R with full bolt-ons, upgraded fuel delivery, bigger turbo, and a tune running on corn.
Talking about children's movies again Cinemaphile?
Pod Racer game was kickass. Nothing like it could ever come from the sequels
These names are burned into my memory
Some indy studio remastered it for the Switch but I haven't tried it yet.
>dat neva kee racer
shame she got disappeared by aurra sing
>And here's some bonus questions and answers!
>"Hey Scotty, I have a 33 BBY Nubian J-type 327 with Headon-5 sublight engines and a class 1.8 T-14 hyperdrive generator, but the hyperdrive got damaged and can't make it back from the Outer Rim. I found a rebuilt hyperdrive on Tatooine, but the guy at the junkyard won't accept Republic credits. I've tried mind tricks, but they're not working. I'll either have to sell the ship and leave most of my crew stranded, or find some other way to pay for the hyperdrive. What should I do?"
I read that entirely in his voice now im crying with laughter
>Just get rid of the thing at that point. When you buy a rebuilt hyperdrive from a junkyard, you have NO IDEA what type of Toydarian clown actually rebuilt it or if it actually works. You're gonna wind up paying a small fortune even if you do manage to get your hands on something besides Republic credits. This is why I always tell people to STAY AWAY from Nubians! People want them because they look good, but they turn into endless money pits when they break down. You're better off just selling it and trying to find a used Corellian YT-series light freighter, preferably a 1000 or 1200 since they'll last forever, and there are spare parts are all over the place.
Are Corellian ships the Toyota's of the Star Wars universe?
>No pod is worth two slaves
What about a prize-winning pod for one slave?
What even happened to that pod after the race? Did they even try to trade it to Watto for Anakin's mom?
iirc Sebulba bought it but that might not be canon anymore.
ITS A NEW LAP RECORD!
>Actually no, Qui-Gon, my good friend, I don't think I'll be joining you at your gay little space Hogwarts
>See, what I'm going to do is take MY podracer, (you know, the one I BUILT that you claimed was yours)
>...As well as the prize money from the race, (you know, the race that you guys had me risk MY life to win), and leave you b***hES stuck right here
>'Cause as it turns out, I'm pretty FRICKIN' good at racing and I don't see why I should give that up to go hang out with you NERDS
>In case you didn't notice, I just WON THE BOONTA EVE CLASSIC and I have thousands of fans now
>Oh, and I even beat my good friend, Sebulba and destroyed his pod, becoming oh, I dunno, just the NUMBER ONE POD RACER IN THE GALAXY
>So uh, yeah, I guess you could say that I'm PRETTY HOT SHIT right now
>What's that Qui-Gon?
>You say you fronted the entry fee so you're entitled to my winnings?
>Well maybe I'll just go have a nice little chat with JABBA about how you used the force to cheat at chance cube
>Remember, when you BET ON MY LIFE thinking I wouldn't completely FRICK you for that?
>Gee, I wonder what Jabba and Watto are gonna think?
>Yeah, that's what I fricking thought, man-bun, shut up
>I'm gonna take MY fricking pod I BUILT on the galactic circuit where I'm gonna be DROWNING in Twi'Lek trim for the rest of my life
>That's right, frick you and your VIRGIN jedi shit, you guys are getting ditched, I'M GOING PRO
>Cuz' I'm Ani FRICKIN' Skywalker, the POD GOD.
>But oh, don't be upset, guys
>Hey, Obi-wan, maybe next year Qui-Gon can put YOUR ASS in a pod going 550 mph and bet on YOU
>Hope you like flying, Obi!
>If you guys REALLY need some extra credits to fix your BUSTED ASS ship, I'm sure Watto has a few chores around the shop
>I think my old slave collar will fit you, Jar-Jar!
>And Padme, I hear Jabba LOVES human pussy
>Shouldn't take long to save up that cash between all of you
>Hope you like sand, you TWATS!
>LATER, FRICKERS
>MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU
>YOU WERE GOOD FRIENDS HAHAHA
>24 episode adult animated series, NOW
I only want boomers on my youtube. anyone under 30 can frick off
>NEVER BUY A SIENAR FLEET SYSTEMS SHIP AGAIN
>HERES WHY X-WINGS ARE MADE LIKE CRAP NOW
>THE EMPIRE WILL SHUT MY CHANNEL DOWN FOR EXPOSING THIS
>HERES WHY I BUY OLD CLONE WARS ERA SHIPS
>DARTH VADER JUST SHUT DOWN CLOUD CITY ON BESPIN. BUY A CLOUD CAR WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
>HERE'S WHY THE AT-AT IS CRAP IN WINTER
>IF YOU BUY A KUAT FIRESPRAY THEN YOU'RE STUPID
>HERE'S WHY TATOOINE IS THE BEST PLACE TO BUY USED SAIL BARGES