looking at old pics of him, he's got surgery but he still look like himself from when he was young.
he looks nothing like Woody Allen
If he is Woody's kid then he obviously lucked out and got most of his genes from his mom and then used plastic surgery and fashion to further distance himself from the dad he hated and to make sure everyone associates him with Frank instead. I remember reading that he wears bright blue contact lenses to look more like Frank but maybe that's just a lie made up by Woody-stans in the industry, since I think that story comes from the same types who claim he's making himself look like Frank because of Mia brainwashing him.
>different nose >different chin despite both parents having square ones >different brow ridge >his mom's ears and eyes
I don't see it beyond the fivehead and Jodie has one of those as well.
>make a movie about a guy raping his daughter and producing a child that people think is her sister >get told immediately after by a reporter that your sister is actually your mom
That must have caused some panic.
Someone I went to school with grandfather had the same experience (except he figured it out himself). I dont understand why the family never tells them who there real mother is.
Because of the shame of out-of-wedlock babies. It used to be that people actually felt horrible about being a bastard, so it was better to let them think they weren't.
People have speculated that Jason sudeikis is Jones's dad.
>"Jack Nicholson once told me: 'You should never give your personal life away, otherwise people will pick you apart. They'll never believe in your character.'"
She's setting us up for another Jack in the next generation, when her kid finally finds out who he is.
Judy Lewis (born Judith Young; November 6, 1935 – November 25, 2011) was an American actress, writer, producer, and therapist. She was the secret biological daughter of actors Loretta Young and Clark Gable.
Stan Laurel was the secret father of Clint Eastwood
i thought it was stan yanny
Even Jodie couldn't resist Woods' coke can wiener
Old Blue
This gay weirdo got 50 plastic surgeries to look like Frank. Look up what he looked like before
looking at old pics of him, he's got surgery but he still look like himself from when he was young.
he looks nothing like Woody Allen
>ugly goblin woody sperm created that
It happens I guess look at heidi klums sexy big tit daughter from ugly Italian Weinstein lookalike.
Lol young Ronan just looks like young Frank
If he is Woody's kid then he obviously lucked out and got most of his genes from his mom and then used plastic surgery and fashion to further distance himself from the dad he hated and to make sure everyone associates him with Frank instead. I remember reading that he wears bright blue contact lenses to look more like Frank but maybe that's just a lie made up by Woody-stans in the industry, since I think that story comes from the same types who claim he's making himself look like Frank because of Mia brainwashing him.
Or maybe he just looks like his biological father, jesus
Or Mia would rather have a kid with a blue eyed boy band singer than a ghoulish beta
yeah man Mia was totally disgusted by Woody, she just got into a relationship with him so he could molest her kids.
It makes sense, Jodie probably wanted some good genes for her son and James Woods was a great candidate since he's healthy and has a high IQ
>different nose
>different chin despite both parents having square ones
>different brow ridge
>his mom's ears and eyes
I don't see it beyond the fivehead and Jodie has one of those as well.
People have speculated that Jason sudeikis is Jones's dad.
Noooooooooo! I was fine with it being Hamms but not that homosexuals!!!!!!! Nooo!!!
>make a movie about a guy raping his daughter and producing a child that people think is her sister
>get told immediately after by a reporter that your sister is actually your mom
That must have caused some panic.
Someone I went to school with grandfather had the same experience (except he figured it out himself). I dont understand why the family never tells them who there real mother is.
Because of the shame of out-of-wedlock babies. It used to be that people actually felt horrible about being a bastard, so it was better to let them think they weren't.
>he has the same origin lore as Ted Bundy
Jackbros...
>One becomes one of the greatest actors of all time
>One becomes one of the greatest serial killers of all time
The duality of man.
I don't know, it could come out that Jack's killed a few people in his time as well. Dude always gave me highly contained psycho vibes.
strong evidence Bundy was a hell of an actor too
Not surprising he liked beating on prostitutes.
>"Jack Nicholson once told me: 'You should never give your personal life away, otherwise people will pick you apart. They'll never believe in your character.'"
She's setting us up for another Jack in the next generation, when her kid finally finds out who he is.
I thought she was a dyke
He was a sperm donor for her and her wife
It's so incredibly obviously his kid
Apparently Tony Curtis is JLC's biological father and not this guy. Lol.
Nah she has his weird wrinkles face.
Like grandfather, like grandson
Judy Lewis (born Judith Young; November 6, 1935 – November 25, 2011) was an American actress, writer, producer, and therapist. She was the secret biological daughter of actors Loretta Young and Clark Gable.
>wanna know how I got these scars?
I wonder if she let him donate the old fashioned way. He's one lucky SOB if so.