See? That was nothing. But that's how it always begins. Very small.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is a perfect movie!

    JACK BURTON- ..me!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is one of the most fun to watch movie that exists. It's the perfect amount of comfy, humor and action.

      Yeah I'm thinking John Carpenter was a god.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >was
        he's still alive anon. I saw him perform music a few years ago and I think he still does

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I really wish he'd direct another movie. The Ward was mediocre and Ghosts of Mars was dogshit. I'd like to see him go out on a higher note, although admittedly even his not so great movies are pretty fun.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ghosts of Mars is underrated. It´s far from Carpenters best but funny little movie is sometimes enough.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Ghosts of Mars is underrated.
              No. It isn't. When will you shitheads stop saying every awful movie is "underrated"?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                When being contrarian stops bringing brief glimmers of validation to their otherwise meaningless lives

                So never

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol, it´s worth it just for Ice Cube alone. His mug there just makes me laugh. Can´t help it, I just love the movie. It reminds me of all the post apocalyptic italian shlockers.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It reminds me of all the post apocalyptic italian shlockers.
                Even those are better than Ghosts of Mars. And they have an excuse.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Italian shlockers
                >Even those are better than Ghosts of Mars
                Posts picture of american movie.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's the same shit. Filmed in some Euro-hellhole with Z list actors a thoroughly uninspired plot and no budget.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kokomo, Indiana, true Euro-hellhole allright.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're confused.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am, my bad.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn anon, I like you already

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's directing one episode of this unscripted horror series

            Kind of looks like shit but whatever

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch the movie that inspired it.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of the most fun to watch movie that exists. It's the perfect amount of comfy, humor and action.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think it's THE most fun movie. it's not something that was slept on either. as a kind in the 90's i would watch this repeatedly on vhs. perfect blend of tongue in cheek comic book action with mystical fantasy. the women in this are so attractive too. best part is kurt russell's performance

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fun Fact: Ed Goon, the creator of Mortal Kombat, was such a fan of the movie he put the character of Egg Shen into Mortal Kombat 1 as a homage.

      I love how Lo Pan has a nail through his head the whole movie for absolutely no reason

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        its a hairpin in his hat you lugnut

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a hat pin

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He say you Braderunna

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This never happened in the movie. This never happened in the movie.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So did Jack Burton live at the end or did the monster kill him?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jack would gut out a win.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the monster wanted to tag along, it was nice

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always imagined he just wanted to ride along with Jack and have some beers after he got put in his place. No long lasting hard feelings

        do i smell a spinoff jack and monster buddy cop movie?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always imagined he just wanted to ride along with Jack and have some beers after he got put in his place. No long lasting hard feelings

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like this. Jack sharing a brew with the monster.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hell yes. So what was he, exactly - a yeti?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a setup for a sequel, not even kidding

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the comics, he becomes his riding buddy.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh frick yes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Chinese Sasquatch becomes Jacks wingman. You think Lo Pan was a good master?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He lived, of course. This matter would be solved within the first three pages of the next issue.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this movie needed a sequel so bad but based carpenter hates sequels

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    John Carpenter is a national treasure.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it always begins. Very small.
    just like my penis

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The commentary track is great. I love them bros.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >photographic evidence that John Carpenter hasn't always been a dried up old mummy
      Nani the frick?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn I gotta watch this whole thing some time.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do it now

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So chinese magic is real or not?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just like my penis.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Big things have small beginnings

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The hottest of heads

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    can a chinese actually have green eyes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes every thousand year

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, for the same reason chinese can grow scruffy beards: Race mixing.
      Pure asians cant grow any facial hair, at all.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That isn't even remotely correct.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because you think the modern chinese are pure asians. They have been mixing with other races for milennia. But pure asians cant grow any facial hair

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes sir, the check is in the mail

    *takes large bite of sandwich*

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was such a disappointment but goddam if Kim Cartrall wasn't fricking gorgeous

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This movie was such a disappointment
      Are you from opposite world?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, it was too hyped to me, then watched and wasn't as good as expected.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I blame the people who recommended it to you. They should have taken into consideration that you're a huge homosexual

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What fricking brain damage have you suffered??

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >well jack, have you paid your dues?
    Yessir, the check is in the mail.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    @190391242
    >GIVE ME (You)S!
    No.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >china is here, mr burton
    >china is here? what the hell does that even mean?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He just stands there, waiting for me drive my truck straight through him, with LIGHT coming out of his mouth

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what trump was told in the oval office the day covid started

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess he means the movie takes place in Canada.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This opening always gets me hyped as frick.
    >he showed great courage!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's a great scene. Which is weird because it was actually a reshoot mandated by the studio. Somehow it works though, it just does such a good job of building anticipation.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love this movie so much. It captures the Alice in Wonderland feel so well, getting crazier and more dreamlike while being fun and cosy. I don’t think it’s possible to make films this cosy any more

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cosy films are racist.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        So am I

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So who would you main in the 90s arcade fighting game adaptation?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Baldie with the two revolvers is underrated.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wang is the correct answer.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fun Fact: Ed Goon, the creator of Mortal Kombat, was such a fan of the movie he put the character of Egg Shen into Mortal Kombat 1 as a homage.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lightning was inspiration for Raiden you mean

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a Fun Fact.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you pretending to be moronic?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are secret boss characters.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What'll come out no more?
        always gets a chuckle out of me

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That whole sequence was fricking magnificent.

          >What is that?
          >Black Blood of the Earth.
          >Oh, you mean oil?
          >No, I mean Black Blood of the Earth!

          That and the conclusion of his next line are my favorite lines in the whole movie:

          >Many normal people were killed.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guessing Jack only gets to use his gun as a super/fatality.
      Still I gotta go with Jack.
      He's clearly the default well-balanced easy to use character and I'm a vanilla homosexual like that.

      I might frick around with Egg and Gracie for shits n' giggles.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love the scene where he's got to pretend he's some phone repairman or something and con his way into the building

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's pretending he's a phone repairman so for some reason he thought it would be a good idea to be carrying a rotary telephone in his hand when he walks into the building.

      Jack Burton is the greatest character to ever exist in any medium.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It convinces people. They don't think deeply about it. It doesn't matter if it's actually logical or not.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's ridiculous and insane and what's so hilarious about the scene is how completely unconvincing he is. Stop ruining it with your autism.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's pretending he's a phone repairman so for some reason he thought it would be a good idea to be carrying a rotary telephone in his hand when he walks into the building.

      Jack Burton is the greatest character to ever exist in any medium.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's to the army and the navy, and the battles they have won

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The chinese got a lot of hells

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what is this, egg?
    >black blood of the earth.
    >you mean oil?
    >i mean black blood of the earth lol

    >IT WILL COME OUT NO MORE!
    >WHAT? WHAT WILL COME OUT NO MORE?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm going to live long enough I can get an AI to make Big Trouble in Little China 2
    Take that you shitty assfrick of a timeline.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boy, it sure is raining cats and dogs!

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is so good. It's kind of a shame there was never a sequel, but at least the comic books are pretty good. I wouldn't trust anyone to properly make a sequel these days with an old and grizzled Jack Burton. As it is, the rats in Hollywood have been trying to get a remake staring Dwayne "Litty" Johnson off the ground for years now. I hope that shit never happens.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    goddam i love this movie but nobody gets me when i lopanpost irl. my high pitched giggling, saying indeed!and the best of two worlds, egg shen! in broken chenglish is all wasted on philistines

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lopanpost irl.
      Hearty chuckle

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm a sinister asian like lopan too, and still just blank bovine stares everywhere. like do i need the costume and LIGHT coming out my mouth?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yea my friends just look at me funny when i shoot light out of my mouth

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do your friends have green eyes? You should sacrifice one and keep the other for yr earthly pleasures

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like you. We could hang out.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m actually starting to think James Hong really is Lo Pan.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just laugh constantly and no one gets I'm doing a perfect impression of Kurt Russel DVD commentaries.

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Big Trouble in Little China is a good example of "subverting expectations" in a good way.
    You expect Kurt Russell to show up, be the big hero, and ride off into the sunset. But he doesn't do shit for most of the movie until he kills Lo Pan at the end.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wang does most of the heavy lifting in the movie, but Wang's also smart enough to know that Jack comes in clutch at the most unexpected times.

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