>see this homeless cutie digging through your trash
wat do
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>see this homeless cutie digging through your trash
>see this homeless cutie digging through your trash
wat do
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Hit her with my broom
why would you
that is rude
anne is cute, CUTE
Digging my trash is also rude
you could just give her food like a nice person
>using the word "cute" as a grown man
I’m not grown or a man
...underage b8?
also everyone post 10 things you want to do with jesse sanchez
Hit her with my broomstick (A.K.A: my throbbing penis)
do you want your dick to be chopped off because that's how you get your dick chopped off
Another addition to the filthy girls harem.
Steal her skateboard
Ask her how much does she want a plate of real food
Buddy if you're gonna shill at least story time the books she's from instead of making waifu threads
No.
Then why should I give a damn about your spam, bet this book is shit
Having a teen hobo gf seems like it would be cool but they usually smell bad.
>girl asks me to walk her "home'
>walk to place where teen/punk types all hang out
>she just goes and rolls up on the ground
i never talked to her again.t hat seems like a lot problems i don't want to deal with
>Not taking her home and bathing her
all the good shit happens to the biggest homosexuals on Cinemaphile. homies be like "I met this cute goth girl but all she did was talk about VHS horror movies and that got annoying" instead of, you know, fricking.
That's how you get the cops on your doorstep, or just plain old get robbed.
just spray a can of axe on her everyday, that's what i do it works even though i only shower every 5 days,
Bitch, you stink worse than she does.
Invite her to live with me and then suck her wiener
Post your hobo waifu
i want to smell her hair
imagine what her feet smell like
Gently touch her dicky
I'm going to force Street Angel into a bath just to piss off you degenerates.
That's pretty lewd in and of itself, Anon.
>nobody mentioned eggs
>"You have to eat all the eggs."
"Frick you."
>Street Angel eats all the eggs anyway.
I want to see her eat!
street angel is hot
so if I was to commission an artist to do street Angel stuff, what would you guys like to see?
her eating a hamburger
or curled up asleep
something wholesome.
Give her a sandwich and a tracking device.
After 'running into her' a couple more times, invite her back to my place for a shower and the guest bed.
After that, contact a lawyer about adopting her and look into reinrolling her in school, private or homeschool. Get her into Girl Scouts or some other socialization method.
Isn't Jesse already adopted by that guy with one limb? Or is just a mentor relationship?
Where is the sexo part?
age?
like 12 or something
i am not jim rugg
theft!
street angel stole my heart!
gay
God, I hope someone links these threads to Jim Rugg.
>the charges, officer?
Being too cute! And funny!
Also vehicular manslaughter.
The frick is someone with all those skills doing living homelss and digging through trash?
>can infiltrate virtually any place
>not rich as frick in two weeks
Street Angel is too moral to steal anything worth selling. Poor girl won't even steal food to live, like Aladdin.
She could probably become a bodyguard, but she also has a serious problem with authority that would probably result in her getting fired in a week.
>master of 29 martial arts systems
>under 18
god damn this is some shitty writing, slightly above chris-chan tier but just as sheltered and omnipotent
It's like those 30 in 1 Gameboy packs, she only mastered 3 but with different colors.
When you think about it, this character was built for some kind of correction.
>when anon attempts to think but has a beyond fricked coomer brain,
ftfy
all these weapon proficiencies and not a single one in any type of firearm
You don't need firearms when you can slice the bullets in half.
Just shoot more bullets or use a shotgun, also, ninjas that also use guns are the coolest type.
Just slice more bullets.
read the comic
>Proficient in: garbage can lid. Baguette. 3 card monty.
I loved the comics that came from the time when they weren't so scared to have fun.
This is what the non X-men mutants should have been. This is what random Metropolis people could have been. This is I Kill Giants in Marvel, without the heartbreaking parts.
Just... go make Even Dorkin Fight Man fun for us to read.
The Street Angel comics themselves weren't that good.
You're completely right, I can't believe they were actually published at one point.
Spray her with the hose and yell "Geet out ah here" as she hisses away.
Any fan art ?
There is exactly one, Satan.
May I see it?
>Street ~~*angel*~~
Would you rather she be called the Street Debil?
~~*small*~~ ~~*white*~~ ~~*penis*~~
I want to MARRY Street Angel!
Jesse is cute, CUTE!
haha imagine smelling her feet
Yeah I just tried to read this, and it kinda sucks in a stream of consiousness sort of way. I'm guessing OP is either a schizo waifugay or the creator, regardless this shit sucks
The non-published stories are better. Give Street Angel goes to Juvie a try. That's probably her best. Early stuff has a really strong webcomic vibe.
So since we had like 3 or 4 random street angel threads past few days anyone wants me to storytime this shit?
I don't think anyone's done it for this yet.
DO EEET.
alright
>Height: 4'11
Imagine
Jim Rugg homo
Tired of seeing this little b***h in every cartoonist kayfabe vid
We need more cute and funny fan art