Seeing as election season is coming up who are you going to vote for? Luthor or Loki?
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Seeing as election season is coming up who are you going to vote for? Luthor or Loki?
Luthor
He's American
for all his faults Luthor modernized Metropolis into a fully Scifi city during his term, not to mention being able to keep earth together and even ally with Apokolips to meet the Imperiex crisis.
Voting Cobra, same as usual. Our time will come.
How did Loki even get on the ballot. He wasn't born on American soil, let alone Earth.
But anyway, I'm with Cobra-La-La-La!
I voted Cobra in 2004.
Here was the campaign video.
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is there literally anyone who would vote for loki? say what you will about lex but i trust him more than the guy that wears a helmet with horns on it
>Lex is an American Citizen
>Loki is an immigrant
Simple as
counterpoint: Lex is Med, loki is White
Loki isn’t even human.
Lex is red blooded american, raised here, and helps give jobs. Loki will sell us out to the the Asgardians
Mediterranean IS white.
Loki isn't even human, and his actual skin color is blue
thanks, now I'm definitely voting Lex
>VIRILE MED BVLL
>literally anything else
Why are we even debating?
This is the only other valid option. Doom is drawn extremely Med-looking too. Hm...
Ragnarok cycle reincarnation stuff, that incarnation of Loki was technically (re)born in America, they address it in the comic.
Consider this: could Loki have been a citizen of the United States at the time of adoption of the constitution? Or fake proof that he was?
>Loki was there during the adoption of the constitution
Let's say that was the case, by some degree. Which states would even vote for Loki? At least Lex can flex that he provides jobs for everybody through lex corp
He’s a compulsive liar, a showman, and was born with a silver spoon. It should be obvious which states vote for him.
But then again, he is a transsexual, openly bisexual, into bestiality. This gives him an angle no matter which path he takes.
>an immigrant has to save the world multiple times from said America in his own show.
>deranged billionaire or Nordic horsefricker
Election night really be like that
Any idiot who is in the news ever week for some dumb shit is not a good president.
>the 6 corporations that controls the news cycle don't like a guy
You realize that's a glowing endorsement right?
He may be a horse fricker but Loki has strong religious values. Lex on the other hand, in addition to being an olive eating Yanni, is an atheist.
Luthor, Loki is illegal alien. Frick him
Luthor is actually a good man for the people. He just simply (in a lot of cases) hates Superman.
I support the monarchy.
this is a bad metaphor
both of them are too competent
its more like the pointy haired boss from dilbert vs the grampa from crankshaft
Anon all politicians are evil monsters who don't give a shit about their constituents best interest. I hate Biden but I found the trump administrations constantly clown show act annoying. It some how mad both the left and right even more moronic then they already were.
Luthor. Despite his flaws, he genuienly wants the best for Metropolis, and America as a whole. And while i dont agree with his anti superman policy, he is right that we have too many aliens coming here, causing havok and being unaccountable. I fully agree not all aliens are bad, but we should limit the aliens and have a higher criteria to make sure criminal elements in the alien species isnt welcome.
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I'll vote for whoever's less likely to destroy the world.
>Loki would likely want mischief
>Lex would just want to advance scientific progress, and give everyone a job.
Vote LEX
He can FLEX
I know who I am voting for
There's another option.
The Jeb Bush if he ever ran.
>Please laugh, or else I'll blow everyone up