it's not woke at all.
some instances of peach seeming strong were used in pre-release material and people latched onto that. peach is a useless moron that drives the story forward
she was captured in 3 seconds when mario was moping in the diner.
he rescues her and she assists him in laying the finishing blow. she is a useless prop that drives the story forward
8 months ago
Anonymous
In your own words, she clearly wasn't useless. Also she saves herself
8 months ago
Anonymous
she's on par with the penguins in terms of importance. delivered the star to someone who can actually use it in order to drive the plot forward
ooooh she uses a fire flower to... start a campfire. she uses an ice flower to... light a spear on fire using a nearby heat source... and blow herself up.
>video game >princess peach is the defacto damsel in distress character that gets kidnapped and just sits around waiting for Mario to rescue her (Paper Mario the sole exception)
>movie >princess peach is the strong independent women leading over the mushroom kingdom and travels the world to recruit armies. thwarts bowsers attempts and is able to upstage mario at pretty much anything
The movie never even explains why she wants or needs Mario’s help in the first place. She’s clearly much more capable. Mario just shows up and she starts training him because.. uh… he’s the name of the movie.
>Paper Mario the sole exception
And Super Mario Bros 2, Super Mario 3D World, Super Princess Peach, Super Mario Wonder, her upcoming new game and I'm probably forgetting something too
in both smb2, 3d world and wonder she is just there to fill the gap as one of the 4 players, the other two is her spin off's which makes sense, even toad had one so this isnt much to commemorate
in the movie she is filling a gap. the bridge between mushroom kingdom and the real world. that's all she is. a means for mario to be linked to the world he's thrust into rather than grabbing luigi and leaving them to deal with their own shit
YEAH SHE WAS A CHARACTER YOU COULD PLAY BBBBUT IT DOESNT COUNT BECAUSE UHHHHHHHH THEY JUST WANTED ANOTHER CHARACTER THERE SO IT ISNT REAL
8 months ago
Anonymous
it was, what are you talking about? the point is that it wasnt such a big deal, peach wasnt the hyper badass just because she appeared as a playable character in mario 3d world, in all the games she appeared her personality was the same
>The movie never even explains why she wants or needs Mario’s help in the first place
because nothing she does makes sense or is productive. this has been said already.
Like everything Illumination does, the film is too mediocre for either the Western left or the Western right to claim it. It's just a bunch of fat. A bunch of goo. The grease you find at the bottom of a fast food bag. Utterly soulless and forgettable.
Sounds like a Republican without all the shilling to me. You know like a Jeb! or a Bob Dole or Romney. Even a Graham before he hired the new pr people.
remember when she freed herself from bowser on her own and then used her ice powers to save everyone and was NEVER ONCE SAVED BY MARIO DIRECTLY in the entire movie?
Also remember when she finished the trial in her first try and Mario was like "heh....i am not that good....." and it took him a day to even come close to finishing the trial?
Frick outta here, at least watch the movies you defend so terribly.
>used her ice powers to save everyone
she delays proceedings for a moment. that's it. she also injures herself in the process.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>she delays proceedings for a moment.
Which was enough to save everyone, also thanks for agreeing with me on my other points and do watch the movie.
8 months ago
Anonymous
if she 'saved' everyone why did DK and mario have to intervene in the nick of time?
i ignored the rest of your post, by the way, gloating is a bad look.
>she finished the trial in her first try
lmao are you really insisting that the giant obstacle course behind her house wasn't something she designed and practiced on for years? you think it manifested itself at the behest of mario's presence because it didn't explicitly show when/how it was built?
the diference is that the girl in the bottom was created a badass, peach has been "converted" into one, thats the differnece, its kinda how no one cares if sex education has a gay black guy, but changing an existing character's sexuality, race etc is outrageous
Lol, I see you are giving your best clown performance some spotlight here.
Well, since I see no arguement left there, I think I'll accept your concession.
bye
Aggressive and invasive intrusion of extreme leftist talking points and tropes, turning content in political statements.
btfo moron, download a better gotcha from your owners nex time
I was genuinely asking you to define it in your words and you hit me with someone else's definition. Well done.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>I was genuinely asking you to define it in your words
I did exactly that >and you hit me with someone else's definition.
In your imagination. Maybe it's because that's the actual definition, since words have meaning >genuinely
shm
The Barbie movie is still trash that emasculates Ryan Gosling against his will. Frick that piece of shit, I don’t care if it was the first movie to ever make a trillion dollars. Ryan Gosling does not deserve to be treated like that.
Mario was competent. He just didn't save the girl. If you actually played the fricking games you'd know that in canon Mario never gets the Princess. He always has to go to the next castle/game/zone/area/world
>lmao
this is what seething looks like in its natural environment
8 months ago
Anonymous
>U-U mad?
If you say so, anon
8 months ago
Anonymous
everyone understands that >lmao
conveys seething. up your Cinemaphile vernacular, noob.
8 months ago
Anonymous
sure it does
>THIS IMAGE IS U, U MAD!
Take the L and let it go, Elsa.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I didn't lose you fricking troony homosexual. You lost at life. Go join the other 51% you are evil and Satan personified. When you die no one will care. Die die die die die
AND NO I AM NOT FRICKING MAD YOU FRICKING PIECE OF SHIT KEK
And she gets kidnapped there. Two times. You would know that since you played the game right anon?
In fact doing it the smrpg way of her getting kidnapped and then joining the gang would've been a good compromise
Yeah she's kidnapped at the start and then by booster, what's your point?
8 months ago
Anonymous
What is my point? Read my comment again you stupid moron, i couldn't put it more bluntly
8 months ago
Anonymous
Your point is that you'd like the movie to be more like SMRPG? That's not a point you angry dimwit. kek
8 months ago
Anonymous
Yes? How is it not?
Not even the movie itself, i meant the character of peach specifically. You can have the element of her being kidnapped (what happens in like 95% of the mainline games) while still being able to do shit outside of being a damsel in distress, exactly like it happens in smrpg
>SHE WAS ALWAYS A PLAYABLE CHARACTER!
What kind of moronic argument is this?
She wasn't a b***h like the film.
Are you goobers so used to women being garbage it's just a given now?
And she also couldn't co-opt all his powers and abilities in games either. The movie was making it annoyingly obvious that he is "Mario's equal" in every way instead of making her strength unique and personalized, so cringe.
>Princess Peach and Barbie each made over 1 billy >Tom Cruise finally got bruised >QAnon movie was proven to buy tickets for empty theatres (just like chuddies accused Captain Marvel of doing)
Yep. /misc/ lost bigly.
After years of Scientologist shills hyping up Tom Cruise as "le last movie star" the recent MI flopped. It's related to /misc/tv/ because they've been building the narrarive that da jooz are the ones responsible for Scientology's bad rap.
Already forgot about this flick. Haven't heard anyone talk about it irl
Totally disposable media
heh uh well the...um...film is actually hehehe...it's actually NOT woke because...um...uhhh white male protagonist
it's not woke at all.
some instances of peach seeming strong were used in pre-release material and people latched onto that. peach is a useless moron that drives the story forward
>useless moron
she saves Mario at the end, stop retconning your cringe behaviour because the movie made billions
no, she doesn't. at all.
nothing she does is sensible or productive.
she's was the reason Mario got the super star
she was captured in 3 seconds when mario was moping in the diner.
he rescues her and she assists him in laying the finishing blow. she is a useless prop that drives the story forward
In your own words, she clearly wasn't useless. Also she saves herself
she's on par with the penguins in terms of importance. delivered the star to someone who can actually use it in order to drive the plot forward
feminism is woke. peach never had powers
ooooh she uses a fire flower to... start a campfire. she uses an ice flower to... light a spear on fire using a nearby heat source... and blow herself up.
what a powered-up female she is
they can't be bothered to watch the children's movie they're crying about
>video game
>princess peach is the defacto damsel in distress character that gets kidnapped and just sits around waiting for Mario to rescue her (Paper Mario the sole exception)
>movie
>princess peach is the strong independent women leading over the mushroom kingdom and travels the world to recruit armies. thwarts bowsers attempts and is able to upstage mario at pretty much anything
The movie never even explains why she wants or needs Mario’s help in the first place. She’s clearly much more capable. Mario just shows up and she starts training him because.. uh… he’s the name of the movie.
>Paper Mario the sole exception
And Super Mario Bros 2, Super Mario 3D World, Super Princess Peach, Super Mario Wonder, her upcoming new game and I'm probably forgetting something too
in both smb2, 3d world and wonder she is just there to fill the gap as one of the 4 players, the other two is her spin off's which makes sense, even toad had one so this isnt much to commemorate
in the movie she is filling a gap. the bridge between mushroom kingdom and the real world. that's all she is. a means for mario to be linked to the world he's thrust into rather than grabbing luigi and leaving them to deal with their own shit
I love the moronic bullshit people come up with.
YEAH SHE WAS A CHARACTER YOU COULD PLAY BBBBUT IT DOESNT COUNT BECAUSE UHHHHHHHH THEY JUST WANTED ANOTHER CHARACTER THERE SO IT ISNT REAL
it was, what are you talking about? the point is that it wasnt such a big deal, peach wasnt the hyper badass just because she appeared as a playable character in mario 3d world, in all the games she appeared her personality was the same
>travels the world to recruit armies.
walks to monkeys and asks nicely and has no plan B when they say no.
and then she tries to tell the stranger (she just trained in combat only) not to intervene in a combatative way.
what a master of statecraft
>The movie never even explains why she wants or needs Mario’s help in the first place
because nothing she does makes sense or is productive. this has been said already.
Peach has been a playable character for a while now.
>Italian
>white
It's not woke in any sense of the word
Like everything Illumination does, the film is too mediocre for either the Western left or the Western right to claim it. It's just a bunch of fat. A bunch of goo. The grease you find at the bottom of a fast food bag. Utterly soulless and forgettable.
Sounds like a Republican without all the shilling to me. You know like a Jeb! or a Bob Dole or Romney. Even a Graham before he hired the new pr people.
https://vocaroo.com/1lVhJ5Wm8uuv
post lips
*Blushes*
>that time /misc/ got angry about a female character doing stuff
about 30 seconds of trailer footage that made it LOOK like she's doing stuff
the cope is real
not a rebuttal, especially when it comes to a widely available movie. post a webm of her being competent for more than a minute.
remember when she freed herself from bowser on her own and then used her ice powers to save everyone and was NEVER ONCE SAVED BY MARIO DIRECTLY in the entire movie?
Also remember when she finished the trial in her first try and Mario was like "heh....i am not that good....." and it took him a day to even come close to finishing the trial?
Frick outta here, at least watch the movies you defend so terribly.
>used her ice powers to save everyone
she delays proceedings for a moment. that's it. she also injures herself in the process.
>she delays proceedings for a moment.
Which was enough to save everyone, also thanks for agreeing with me on my other points and do watch the movie.
if she 'saved' everyone why did DK and mario have to intervene in the nick of time?
i ignored the rest of your post, by the way, gloating is a bad look.
>she finished the trial in her first try
lmao are you really insisting that the giant obstacle course behind her house wasn't something she designed and practiced on for years? you think it manifested itself at the behest of mario's presence because it didn't explicitly show when/how it was built?
>Woke
>Snowflake
Can you idiots please expand your vocabulary? You’re embarrassing me in front of my waifu.
the diference is that the girl in the bottom was created a badass, peach has been "converted" into one, thats the differnece, its kinda how no one cares if sex education has a gay black guy, but changing an existing character's sexuality, race etc is outrageous
It's also the fact that one is written by normal people, the other by activists
Peach doesn't have her own
Both of those characters have real personalities outside of “yass kween slay”. Try again.
The fact that you don't understand the difference is beyond cringe.
>immediately goes for "DA TROONS"
Just stop anon. Take your meds. There are no transwomen with you in the room.
Lol, I see you are giving your best clown performance some spotlight here.
Well, since I see no arguement left there, I think I'll accept your concession.
bye
Imagine licking the sweat droplets off of Vasquez feet.
Chuddies... what's our justification for this ???
nice strawman troon, with the israeli women in brown face
>Seethe
lmao, I saw girlboss Peach in the promotional material and simply didn't watch.
It's not more complicated than that
What's your opinion on Ben Shapiro, honestly curious
???
Never saw any of his video. I only know his name becasue schizos seethe about him, but I don't know how he looks.
Just stop being woke.
>Just stop being woke.
define woke
Aggressive and invasive intrusion of extreme leftist talking points and tropes, turning content in political statements.
btfo moron, download a better gotcha from your owners nex time
I was genuinely asking you to define it in your words and you hit me with someone else's definition. Well done.
>I was genuinely asking you to define it in your words
I did exactly that
>and you hit me with someone else's definition.
In your imagination. Maybe it's because that's the actual definition, since words have meaning
>genuinely
shm
>Conservitards before Mario movie made a billion
>”WOKE TRASH THEY GIRLBOSSED PEACH CANT WAIT TO SEE THIS MOVIE BOMB GO WOKE GO BROKE”
>Conservitards before Barbie movie made a billion
>”WOKE TRASH feminist troony SHIT CANT WAIT TO SEE THIS MOVIE BOMB GO WOKE GO BROKE”
*movie makes a billion dollars*
>”UM ACTUALLY THESE MOVIES ARE ANTI-WOKE”
The Barbie movie is still trash that emasculates Ryan Gosling against his will. Frick that piece of shit, I don’t care if it was the first movie to ever make a trillion dollars. Ryan Gosling does not deserve to be treated like that.
Those are nintendo shills. And the shit you said implies that leftards are doing the same thing, just with inverted opinion
>beats mario up
>got the obstacle course first try
>could have saved the day herself if she got the power star
Is it so bad for a guy to be competent and save the girl
Mario was competent. He just didn't save the girl. If you actually played the fricking games you'd know that in canon Mario never gets the Princess. He always has to go to the next castle/game/zone/area/world
He was a bumbling assclown with Daddy issues.
If you actually played the games you wouldn't defend the girlboss the movie made out of her
She fights in SMRPG anon. A game from '96
and you can't tell the difference, right?
lmao
>lmao
this is what seething looks like in its natural environment
>U-U mad?
If you say so, anon
everyone understands that
>lmao
conveys seething. up your Cinemaphile vernacular, noob.
sure it does
Take the L and let it go, Elsa.
I didn't lose you fricking troony homosexual. You lost at life. Go join the other 51% you are evil and Satan personified. When you die no one will care. Die die die die die
AND NO I AM NOT FRICKING MAD YOU FRICKING PIECE OF SHIT KEK
>THIS IMAGE IS U, U MAD!
she fights in mario 2 you tard
That's not a real Mario game kek
Neither is the Mario movie. CHECKMATE
And she gets kidnapped there. Two times. You would know that since you played the game right anon?
In fact doing it the smrpg way of her getting kidnapped and then joining the gang would've been a good compromise
Yeah she's kidnapped at the start and then by booster, what's your point?
What is my point? Read my comment again you stupid moron, i couldn't put it more bluntly
Your point is that you'd like the movie to be more like SMRPG? That's not a point you angry dimwit. kek
Yes? How is it not?
Not even the movie itself, i meant the character of peach specifically. You can have the element of her being kidnapped (what happens in like 95% of the mainline games) while still being able to do shit outside of being a damsel in distress, exactly like it happens in smrpg
This, they essentially created an entirely new character.
She's talks & acts like some random hole the found off the street instead of a real Princess.
urm, no acktually she's surprisingly monogamous and based and red pilled. Vidya game revolution TFW, Disney BTFO'ed haha
I'm seething.
Both Legend of the Seven Stars & Paper Mario where written leagues above this slop.
>SHE WAS ALWAYS A PLAYABLE CHARACTER!
What kind of moronic argument is this?
She wasn't a b***h like the film.
Are you goobers so used to women being garbage it's just a given now?
And she also couldn't co-opt all his powers and abilities in games either. The movie was making it annoyingly obvious that he is "Mario's equal" in every way instead of making her strength unique and personalized, so cringe.
>Princess Peach and Barbie each made over 1 billy
>Tom Cruise finally got bruised
>QAnon movie was proven to buy tickets for empty theatres (just like chuddies accused Captain Marvel of doing)
Yep. /misc/ lost bigly.
>>Tom Cruise finally got bruised
What happened to Tom Cruise?
his recent movie performed poorly
I'd completely forgotten about Dead Reckoning already. And I watched it.
Stubbed his toe while watering his spice garden.
After years of Scientologist shills hyping up Tom Cruise as "le last movie star" the recent MI flopped. It's related to /misc/tv/ because they've been building the narrarive that da jooz are the ones responsible for Scientology's bad rap.
It's unironically, actually, truly, undeniably over, for real. Feminity has won. The future is female.
>woke movies are still bad
>the rest didn't happen
>polpolpol
Yep, the left can't meme
Kys
She should have let Bowser hit.
SHIT
OH, BOB SAGET
BALLS
Dammit. It’s Coomin Time AGAIN.
>op tries make chuds seethe
>a bunch of morons are now seething trying to explain how the peach from the movie actually is lore accurate
NO ONE IS SEETHING YOU DUMB b***h FRICK YOU
>le chud
im actually lost right now, which side is this post trying to defend?
Hot women with red hair, obviously
my throbbing you-know-what
Mario and Luigi still defeated Bowser at the end of the movie, not Peach. Keep seething and have a nice day. lol
a mere technicality that doesn't invalidate an entire movie of girlboss peach