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SEINFELD REBOOT POSSIBLY HAPPENING
HOLY FRICK LOL THEY ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF IDEAS
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But we already had friends. And the IASIP.
Is it time for 3rd reboot?
Curb is clearly the superior reboot.
>its a larp episode
jerry seinfeld is most famous for dating an underage girl
that's a fact btw.
Yeah but did you see the size of those bazongas???
age of consent in New York is 17
That's not at all what he's most famous for. Also he did nothing wrong, just look at the evidence.
Imagining Seinfeld having sex is a weird thing.
>what’s the deal with all this CUM
You don't consider age in the face of cleavage.
>date underage girl
>who looks 40+
but why?
She looks like Huma Abedin
you guys are crazy if you think that matters for the rich he saw massive breasts and he destroyed it before anyone else
>underage girl
You prudish burger homosexual.
No he isn't.
Can we at least agree that Jason Alexander is only famous for making pregnant women lactate on command, in baby babble?
yeah im thinking based
>you ever notice how girlfriends are always talking about math homework?
>everything is home with them
>homework, homeroom, run away from home to live with their 38 year old boyfriends!
Jerry get ipad
>nearly nine figures
99,999,999?
Such desperation and fear of THE NEW AMERICANS: They create bad ratings, they fuel bad ratings.
He said no to $110 million 25 years ago to keep it going ($207 million today), to keep it going for one more year. Why would he now agree to a lower figure for two more seasons when his wealth is over a billion and he makes millions a year from his old show by doing nothing?
Deflationary pressures are imminent, anon. Seinfeld is Illuminated. Michael Richards is a literal Freemason, too. They get word of what life is going to look like in a few years before anyone else does.
He’s a israelite and likes money?
Alternatively he misses the spotlight and is delusional enough to think they “still got it”.
to help out george and kramer and newman maybe
If he wanted to do that he could alter the percentage of the royalties he receives and gives them a share but he's not interested.
the hilarious part of that was that they were shocked at how Jason Alexander refused to do audio commentary for the DVD release unless he was paid.
i like george but jason seems like a complete dick, kramer is even worse
talks about the exact same thing, first minute, but for B5.
>He said no to $110 million 25 years ago to keep it going ($207 million today),
According to Jerry.
No, according to NBC executive Warren Littlefield.
good on Jerry, he made the right call and seems a lot happier for it.
Yeah, it takes a lot of integrity. I honestly don't think I could leave over $100 million on the table for just one year of my life. I guess Jerry was astute enough to know he'd never need money again in his life and one bad year could forever tarnish the show's reputation but it's an ungodly amount of money for just one year's work.
Its for two seasons, with the new rules, a season may only be 6 episodes, but even a 10 episode season of television only takes a month to write, a week to prepare, and another month to film which make it take about a week per episode, which would mean only 12 weeks for two season, probably less for him since much of the work will be in post production for the editors, so its more like 9 figures for 3 months of actual work especially since he has had enough time off to write a significant amount of material and have a lot of new standup material to draw from, so it may make the episode writing process even shorter.
On the DVD he says he used to get so stressed out that he and Larry Charles would race each other on the street after filming
And I mean in their sports cars
>i mean after a certain age, a man without a family can be a bad thing, right?
>i mean, what IS the deal?!
Frick both of em.
I want According to Jim.
Isn't he far too busy growing and selling weed these days?
He can make a show about that.
Bring on Tim Allen as well.
>Frick both of em.
>According to Jim.
>I want According to Jim.
The first and only time this phrase was ever uttered in the history of humanity.
that's the worst version of the american sitcom
the wife is the nagiest c**t ever.
and the men are dumb as frick
I think there is a throughline between new and old. The proceeds on Seinfeld are clearly waning. Nobody fricking watches it anymore. The money coming in has been cut by like 9/10. It's a trickle. A new series is cash now and zeitgeist refreshing for the old series. People will go watch the old series and that revenue gets a huge boost. Same with Frasier. Although, it's far more rewatchable, I just did in fact.
Even if the new series is a complete failure, the revenue boost is worth it. And obviously, they revel in the attention leading a show provides. So I'm at least happy for Kelsey. Jerry can suck a dick though, he's too israelitey.
i haven't watched the new Frasier show but i get the concept, Fraiser is now the old man like his father was (the old man) in Fraiser he has now assumed a different role while being the same hoity-toity Fraiser.
what is the Seinfeld spin-off characters going to do that "it's always sunny in philadelphia" hasn't already done
Stand around and b***h at things in the same way for a more effete audience.
I had a buddy I play COD with revel in the rerun of SNL. Wtf?!?!? He couldn't see it, but his propaganda voice was lost during the writers strike. He was listless and didn't know what he was supposed to think.
Seinfeld does the same thing for people. The need a trusted friend to tell them that they are good for being dismissive pieces of shit that don't value family.
>george costanza ai posting becomes popular
>talk of a new series
That's the power of tv/
More like people get wind of this info and then frontrun the shilling on Cinemaphile
Why not just make a new show? Could even use the same actors playing different characters.
75-yr old bachelor Seinfeld won't be funny, Curb proved that. Put Jerry in a nursing home, or make him have to deal with his frick-up grandkids or something
My point is that Seinfeld was just basic farce plots, no drama, observations on social minutae, no reason that couldn't work today
But the baggage of the old show would slow it down
>Put Jerry in a nursing home
Would have worked if The Cool Kids didn't already do it.
Never heard of it, looks bad. gay main character? Guaranteed shitshow
He is not the main character, he is the comic foil, the least important character whose homosexualry is mostly played for laughs.
He's a series lead
The show is therefore gay
And with you leading this thread, no wonder it became so gay.
>Why not just make a new show?
Money men are in charge and have no vision. Brand name can get eyes on something but if it's shit you're just destroying the legacy.
>According to this graph my interns made in Google Sheets, reviving this brand is a surefire hit
I genuinely think this is the crux of 90% of pitch meetings nowadays.
>reboot
I wish people would stop using that word for sequels
poop, excrement, fecal matter, dookie, ca ca, doo doo, call it what you want it's still shit.
jery get ipad
gorge do tinder
aspie r*dditor do same joke
it's not about being out of ideas, it's about what is more likely to sell more. things based on old things that already have fans are automatically more likely to make more money than new thing that doesn't have established fanbase
they are more likely to make money on established fan bases because it is a lot harder to for them to create new fanbases than it was in the 90s. The reason is that they have no new ideas.
No, the reason is that kids have lower attention spans and go for ideas presented in short form tik tok videos than in ideas spread out in a half hour serials.
Kramer saying Black person episode or I’m not watching
Ellen calls some troony a troony and Kramer tries to explain troony is the new n-word.
I hope they call it "Cartwright".
The whole thing should be about how Jerry has become a failed hack who is out of ideas and is trying to remake 'Jerry'
THE MACKINAWWW PEACHES, JERRY
Don't do it Jerry Seinfeld is one of the only pure shows left
This time it will be a show about something
Nothing is something, that is why they could make an entire show about it.
>kramer is replaced by a blackman
>Kramer is replaced by Leon from CYE
Jerry get apple watch
bazinga
>Blind items
Just as bad as Twitter threads
Its going to be a nepo baby sequel for his kids. That is the only time you ever see these shows come back plus Larry David has a daughter as well and her career is non existent. I bet they saw their kids inherited none of their talent and wanted to help.
>it's a Kramer bends the knee episode
I'll watch it if they bring back EVERY character and give them at least one scene each.
Imagine if they start every episode with the stand-up segment except it's Kramer at the Laugh Factory
so nu frasier is a success?
What the FRICK. There's a new Frasier?
people started talking about frasier again on this board
Unironically will save that shitty Peawiener streaming service
Peawiener is just the Columbo streaming service at this point
Just use Tubi for Columbo.
>Jerry attends music festival right next to Gaza
>blind items
Astrology for tv tards.
>HOLY FRICK LOL THEY ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF IDEAS
So are you if you think Jerry is getting off his couch for "nearly nine figures" when he became a billionaire off the show.
How old are you?
Imagine going on strike and demanding you be taken seriously then you write for a fricking SEINFELD reboot.
I unironically hope the writers go homeless, broke, and kill themselves.
Is this it? Is rehashing old ideas the final spiral of entertainment? From now until the end of humanity just reboots of reboots of reboots in an endless cycle?
You have to understand. All the good goys are sick of cynicism. We need another lesson from the master to get everyone back to derisively devaluing everything so we can steal it for pennies.
Jerry dating a new hottie every other episode is probably too sexist for today's times idk
I don't think a show about israelites being disgusting towards everyone they come across is going to really fly in the current climate, but give it the old college try, guys.