>A woman is tasked with assisting an escaped Mexican cartel leader undergo gender-affirming surgery to both evade the authorities and affirm her gender.
SELENA GOMEZ NEW MOVIE: CARTEL LEADER WANTS TO BE TRANS
>A woman is tasked with assisting an escaped Mexican cartel leader undergo gender-affirming surgery to both evade the authorities and affirm her gender.
Based
Same people that claim you dont have to change your body in order to change your gender
>I AM NOT A GAY MAN
Sounds like that courtroom scene from Better Call Saul of Chuck freaking out
>I am not crazy! I know he swapped my genitalia! I knew I was supposed to be a girl! Having a penis and testicles. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot who wrote Harry Potter to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. This jawline! Are you telling me that a woman like me just happens to end up with a bone structure like that? No! He orchestrated it! Biology! He was going to be killed by creationists! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I posted all those “I fricking love science” memes! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since I was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands off of my gender identity! But not our Biology! Couldn't be our precious Biology! Misgendering me to insanity! And he gets to be a force of nature!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-
priceless
golden pasta
>no im not a man that fricks men, im actually a girl teehee!!
>any guys wanna have HOT sex with this GIRL haha?! maybe???
these homosexuals are so delusional
She's literally me.
What metaphysical system are these people using exactly? Do they think their soul is female and got imprisoned in someone else's body somehow? It doesn't seem to make very much sense.
they like wearing lacy knickers and spend too much time on the internet
Why are incels mad about the number of men they have to compete with going down and the number of women available going up again?
Her mom doesn't have big boobs,those boobs also don't look genetic.she maybe injecting some serum.
moron
Don't get too excited, lads. Her body is already grossly misshapen thanks to the weight gain. She'll be obese by the next decade and, very likely, develop cardiovascular disease.
So soft and squishy.
Uhh, what the frick is this?
looks close to the femoral artery. would have been a nasty surgery
fat
You turbo moron (You).
Once you get going with a mouthfull of tiddy and a throbbing cut pulsing in her vegana you won't even notice.
It begins
Hotter than she ever was before. Some women handle weight very well. I never once thought she was hot but now just seeing her gives me a hard on.
lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo
shorty gat calm down
li li li li li lo lo calm down
selana
lo lo lo lo we
why is there a vein on her boob?
>t. virgin
I know you’re joking but I once had to argue with this moron I used to be friends with who swore up and down veiny boobs only happened on fat girls
Who knew that veins/blood were so vital to life?
How much to suck the milk from her huge mexican breasts?
Mama, leche porn favor!
Christ...those are legit porn tier breasts...
You mean normal healthy big breasts?
Yeah I don't know what anon is talking about. Natural breasts don't really scream "porn" to me.
This sounds like an AI generated script
it's actually based on real story.
All stories are real you idiot.
>Transphobe character gets sawn in half from his balls up after his skin is skimmed off with a potato peeler after posting trans hate on the internet
Are her breasts real?
It’s based on a true story.
Truth really is stranger than fiction
God I love breasts so much, bros.
Is that Selena?
yup https://www.reddit.com/r/SelenaGomez/comments/1cuce9q/wearing_black_dress_while_in_cannes_51724/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Leche! I want leche!!
milkies pls
and all gays complaining about hot women in media that they should all look ugly in movies, games, ect..
look at all these girls/women wanting to take a pic with a hot girl
Damn
DADDY WANTS TO FRICK!!!!
Eeww
Perfection.
The cartel leader
I saw him on Jeopardy last week
>mock cartel
>get made example of in typical gruesome cartel fashion
I will now watch your movie.
I'm betting on this winning a Palm. I think it sounds like a crazy movie that could be interesting.
I love when women have big sloppy breasts like this. Especially when they just wear a loose tank or something and then go out in public. I love to see their heavy gelatinous breasts just bouncing around, I imagine hearing milk sloshing inside those meat bags
Small head
The other night I dreamt that Selena Gomez wanted to frick me but then she changed her mind halfway through and we just sat on opposite ends of the bed in silence
>he fricked up a wet dream
NEVER admit to this anon
that probably means you want to frick your mom or some other nietzsche shit
i meant freud oops
her face is so fricked
post yours b***h
Love boobs. Simple as.
havent seen her lately, I heard she stopped her onlyfans
She's not in my bed, that's the real crime.
you just know she's gonna age like a fine wine with those fat breasts, looking forward to another vergara situation.
As an old school person I see these movies with women cast as men and it annoys me. Like I'm going to watch that lie?
A DIOS MIO! LAS TETAS! ME GUSTA LAS TETAS! CHINGA CON LOS TATAS Y HARE MUCHOS EXPLOSIVOS CON LECHE DE MIS HUEVOS!
She's in my top 10
looks like her breasts are gonna cause a gravitational collapse and soon consume the whole galaxy
AWOGA AWOOGA
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely
Born too late to explore the Earth. Born too early to explore the stars. Born just in time for gigantic fat Latina tetas.
>an escaped Mexican cartel leader undergo gender-affirming
BASED
mexican cartels? mentally ill deviants
trannies? disgusting subhuman criminals
Pablo Escobar is gonna freak!
>Shrunken head filter
>Fat, fat like the whale
She’s a good actress
Disney's new series Wizards of Waverly Place will put a lot of clothes on her to hide those huge milkers.
Paizuri!!
This movie is gonna win the Palm d'Or too, top kek
>finally get cartel kino
>its trans garbage
FRICK THESE Black folk
Is this based on the story of that one manlet who tried to escape from prison by dressing like his daughter?
If it is, it doesn't seem very faithful...
wait those things are real?? i always thought she had fakes
She’s blessed in many ways, including those breasts
i want those in my face, i want them in my mouth, i want them to sandwich my wiener, i want to leak pre cum all over those soft breasts, i want to suck on her left breast as she jerks me off with her right hand and plays with my hair with her left hand and calls me her good boy and we pretend im 8 years old again and
i just want to be a kid again and be jerked off by her, thats all i want from this life but god wont grant me that wish.
guys how many wieners have been sandwiched in between those breasts?
breasts unironically too fat
>A woman is tasked with assisting an escaped Mexican cartel leader undergo gender-affirming surgery to both evade the authorities and affirm her gender.
Imagine if she loses weight but keeps the breasts. She would be a goddess, almost as hot as Emma Watson
This is why the Amazons supposedly hacked off one of their breasts. Actually all she needs is to wear a brace over his chest.
>kidney transplant at such a young age
has lupus but she loves junk food and eating in general
Spicy jalapeno milk!!!
>that hint of areola
Hnnnnghhhh
>weeknd wanted to sudoku over this fat piggu kek
>veiny boobs
I think I found a new fetish.
Directed by Jacques Audiard who did A Prophet and Rust and Bones for example. What the frick happened
Wtf is wrong with her? Girls really do never hit the wall in stride huh
I would be a great Idea Guy...let me just say this: Selena Gomez/Sidney Sweeney in...Big Naturals: The Movie!
it's funny to watch her gain and lose weight between episodes in only murders in the building. she was fat for almost the entirety of season 3 before suddenly losing weight in the season finale
Eat more tacos.
>unaesthetic veins on my dick
No such thing, homie. Women even buy dildos with fake veins on it. You're fine.
>it’s real
Nice
turbobogged
HRRRRRRNGHHHH
Good lord I could actually feel my sperm production spike.
shes dating this ugly israelite. he's super rich from producing music for Justin bieber and rihanna
BIG SLOPPY UDDERS