>Self-improvement is masturbation.
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>Self-improvement is masturbation.
>Self-improvement is masturbation.
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masturbation is self-pollution
I should be a GOD by now then
Masturbation is self-improvement.
nofappers btfo
yes
no
Uh, NOFAP BROS?!?!?!?
i think the reasoning behind him having that body is him constantly doing exercise in the form of fighting, achieving his goals, sport fricking etc. i wonder if the narrator has that body or if it's just a figment of his imagination
yes. No normie ever had to go out of their way to go self improve. They just kind of naturally ended up normal, cool, and did the right things. trying to get your shit together in your mid 20s is futile. People can smell you out and tell you're something that you're not. Doing all this self improvement shit that in the end, nobody cares about but you, is futile. Just accept what you are and stop trying to be something you're not. The sooner you accept yourself the sooner you can actually start to become normal.
Wow, this is unironically me. How sad is that
kek, 50% me
lmao literally me
love my insoles
>6ft club
why would you name it that when it won't even help 90% of your customers reach 6ft
I'm a bit shy of 2 inches shorter than my gf. I know I should just own it but I'm considering getting some insoles. Also, even though this is looking way ahead, suppose we get married someday, do I want to be shorter than her in all the wedding photos? Do I want her to feel like she can never wear heels?
I dunno man. The big con see is that I'm coping and not being myself, but I'm not sure if it outweighs the pros. I've been stuck at 5'8" since puberty and I've always wished I was 2" taller.
For photos it's perfectly fine, but like for a first date would be pretty dumb unless it was just a one nighter and you hide it well. I've been embarrassed worse but it would still be pretty cringe to get caught with those in your shoes when you take them off.
how do these even fit in your shoes? do you get larger sized ones?
Those look pretty sweet but they're $30+
These aren't insoles - they're lifts. I misunderstood. Even Seinfeld understood heightening is bad.
Incels love insoles
>6foot club
when will they learn?
I ordered some because they were cheap enough to justify it as an impulse buy. What am I in for?
The view from the top
>No normie ever had to go out of their way to go self improve
Stopped reading, not true
in the last year I:
>solved acne by getting benoyl peroxide
>fixed my teeth gap with Invisalign
>ditched glasses for contacts
>started dying my gray patches of hair natural
>started wearing height insoles
>replaced my low sole shoes with thicker soles
>updated my wardrobe, still not complete
>lost 10kgs, now 18 BMI
>commute to work daily via cycle
>updated my haircut, started styling and no-pooing a few days a week
not counting the solid job I got in big tech two years ago that was the trigger for all this
>No normie ever had to go out of their way to go self improve, I didn't have to do any of that, I was born perfect
And now I am equally perfect despite not born as such, you lost your only advantage and now you have to compete with someone that is more motivated and intelligent, to have managed to overcome all his shortcomings
You're just weak
thats a long list of cope
+1
Have you had sex?
>no-pooing
What is this concept, explain the improvement
When you don't poop your body reabsorbs it into itself thus optimizing your nutrition and energy expenditure. It's basically free test and food.
This is a great way to end up with a bottle of mineral oil getting pumped into your ass and the most painful shit of your life.
not shampooing your hair every day
It means he's an anal-retentive pervert. Probably orgasms while taking a shit, real scatman.
>now 18 BMI
wtf dude eat more
>Wears height soles
>Doesn't use shampoo
Fricking kek
Shampoo dries your hair out bro
Yeah, that's the point. Not having greasy hair that smells and is full of dandruff.
Chicks dig gray, wtf? Some of that you did is ok. Funny enough my improvement lately was getting glasses and getting a haircut and beard that shows off my gray better. I don't get the same attention I did as a cute blonde white kid but I'm in solid daddy territory with chicks 18-25 and that's prime pickings. Not every chick is into older guys but the ones that are will fall for it 9 times out of 10.
I actually hate zoomer culture too much to do it but it's nice to have the option.
Face, frame, height. The three key ingredients of a happy life. An argument for anything else inevitably falls apart under the simplest scrutiny.
Explain how israelites are the most powerful race on Earth then despite being a race of ugly manlets
Powerful, maybe, even though most of them like the ones living in Israel are basically lower-middle class. Still even the powerful elite few are miserable, there's a reason for the depressed schizophrenic neurotic israelite stereotype.
Assuming you could prove that like all israelites (or any wealthy person with poor genetics) are generally unhappy what is your conclusion then? That if you're ugly and short you should just an hero? That sounds gay as frick. I don't deny people have genetic advantages but incel ideology is basically just an excuse to not even try and is only seems acceptable because modern life is too easy
I wonder how many times I've seen this said almost word for word. Get better material, don't just parrot something someone else has already said.
>That pic
This homie is gonna make it.
Yeah... off a cliff LOL
>Cinemaphile virgins are the only people that exercise
Holy shit
Cope. Normie McNormington was born with a strong jawline, shoulders/hips in the golden ratio, and naturally high T prompting tons of compliments from girls like: "teehee do you workout?" even though all he does is play sports sometimes and do a shitty ineffective brosplit every once in a while. Meanwhile Mr self-improooooooover chud religiously follows a tight regiment scientifically constructed to maximize gains only to look like a bloated beef patty because his frame and jaw SUCK and no amount of lifting heavy things up and down is gonna change that.
You're projecting anon lot's of people just workout and are not autistic about all this other stuff, the picture I replied to is just a cope for out of shape sois. If you're an adult and not a laborer by profession you should have some sort of regular effort that keeps you physically active.
It is not as binary as "I can't eat anything but boiled chicken and spend 600$ on supplements a month" or "I'm obese and play video games 24/7 since I don't have a jaw so I should just put no effort into anything my entire life because this is easier."
eco-systems with more base prosperity exhibit greater variety of organisms. for humans, this means when people are wealthy they tend to specialise.
>muh body strength
human's aren't built for muscle, that is why a 4-foot chimp would tear apart even the most roided gym-bro. if you look at modern war, it's won by operating a drone system not having a strong jawline.
That's for brainless animals with zero sexual dimorphism. We live in the most prosperous time in human history and the most hypergamous time in human history. That's because women have a system called "alpha fricks, beta bucks" since they have two eyes and a brain. That means they can use a dysgenic autist for the income from his 6 figure programming job while getting impregnated from 6'3" Chad.
>tfw 6'4" autist programmer
You dont interact with mentally stable adult women or you wouldnt be spewing that incel tier logic. You must be really great to have a relationship with, holy fricking shit Black person.
Bet I've interacted with more women than you. They always, ALWAYS, rave about: height, face, shoulders and veiny forearms. None of them even consider "dating down".
>Bet I've interacted with more women than you
This is not something a normal person says
If you are short and ugly learn how to be funny. Do you think Danny Devito doesn't frick women?
>and naturally high T prompting tons of compliments from girls like: "teehee do you workout?"
I get that too and I'm not a normie
you're moronic
omg this is so me
Weak mind, weak soul. Everyone has to improve, you're the loser for thinking nobody else had to make an effort.
frick off, demoralizing glowBlack person
How is self-acceptance demoralizing
This is the same logic that the HAES fatties use. You should always be looking to improve yourself. And most normies in the USA are out of shape with jobs they hate I dont think trying to be like the average person is a good goal to have anyway.
Pathetic and disgusting .
>No normie ever had to go out of their way to go self improve.
this just isn't true, this is simply cope for losers
>No normie ever had to go out of their way to go self improve.
If you'd actually go outside and meet normies you'll find out they all have their struggles too, a lot of people have had to work hard and work hard on themselves. There are people who just cruise through life on easy mode but that is not the norm. Even for insanely rich and handsome people, life can be fricking difficult. Your worldview is inaccurate and lacks nuance, and it holds you back.
Normies care deeply what other people think and are constantly self-improving. Until they get married and let themselves go that is. They just aren't honest about it and poke fun at people who are.
if your goal is just to be a normie then you may as well just have a nice day.
>why are my wrists so fricking thin?
You’re not your fricking keks
The whole point is that Tyler doesn't exist, he's The Narrator's fantasy of what he should be.
Self-improvers are gigantic homosexuals.
>chad doesnt want you to progress to his level and compete with him
Masturbation prevents prostate cancer.
>those shitty ab insertions
Brad really lost the genetic lottery here
At least he doesn't have incel zipper abs.
Self-improvement is individualism at its peak so it's anti christian.
Then why improve myself when I can simply jerk off?
Hey bros. All the top athletes and male models eat McDonalds and Pizza everyday and have never even touched a weight, they just "naturally" stay in shape. That's le blackpill of today.
How can self-improvement work if it's the one who needs improvement that's doing the improving?
this is how you separate nihilist zoomer grifter scum from your groups. glowie tier demoralization tactics.
Take your meds
Chuck Palahniuk is a commie homosexual
yeah but he got britta to show breasts so he's based
fight club was a massive cope for the author's homosexualry, just like american psycho
Every person does self improvement naturally through aging. Getting education is self-emprovement. Getting experiences, wether through work, or by social events, or by appreciating art is a form of self improvement too.
They're literally opposites.
People misunderstand this line. It's not supposed to be taken as fact, it was a way for Edward Norton to cope.
I jerk offd yesterday and nothing came out
You're supposed to keep at it until it does
Hanging out with losers is self improvement
Meeting literally anyone IRL is an improvement over the shut-in life.
I hate women so much it's unreal
I agree. Sadly, I have no HBC GF to show for it.
20/80 rule is real and has its roots in the system. Even if all men improved then we'd still end up with 50% of men being sexless.
Only real solution is making dating apps illegal and banning sex outside marriage
Eating healthy and exercising(jogging/biking) isn’t self matsurbaition. Working out is self masturbaition because you’re just doing it for some pussy
I'm gonna try eating walnuts and taking zinc supplements. Will I get elephant loads like Big Pete North?
just drink what you spill it has all that good shit in it for free
try doing it in a drink after post fap realization
I hear it goes well with orange Fanta