Sell me this pen.
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Sell me this pen.
Sell me this pen.
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A troony dies everytime when you use it.
gibe me 10
Im sorry its not currently for sale at the moment, heres my card.
I want to hold your hand
T. The beatle
write the nword
What was the correct response supposed to be?
i'd say he really needs to sign something in order to get rich
Write your name for me
Don' have a pen?
Here. 5 dollars
If you own this pen you will have sexy tines with many sexy ladies.
They literally showed you in the movie with John Bernlocalthal's character
Wasn't it the asian guy?
Nah but he was part the scene https://youtu.be/9UspZGJ-TrI?t=60
I've heard the correct answer is supposed to be to come up with or identify some problem the customer has and explain why the pen is just the thing that will resolve it
something like that anyway
>draw the cool S
>i don't have a pen
>exactly. supply and demand.
>draw the cool S
>no
>Oh... That was my sales pitch...
>do you want this pen?
>no
>okay its mine then, thanks sucker
>have supply
>create demand
Major corporations do it all the time. Whether it’s antivirus companies creating malware or defense companies lobbying for war behind closed doors
How does this work with pharmaceuticals?
They create a virus
Hehe
idk I did a sales job once and they asked this in the interview I can't remember what I said though
I got asked that too. I said you could use it as a weapon. They never hired me but I don't regret it as I was just being honest.
>I was just being honest.
I know you are having fun but I fricking hate people who seriously think this excuses their stupidity,
>honesty is bad
ok israelite
Using fake honesty as an excuse for saying stupid shit is moronic
>you told the girl to get in your van or you would gut her from c**t to sternum?
>but officer, at least I was being honest! I was doing everybody a noble favor!
Fake honesty? The guy said you could use a pen as a weapon. How is that in any way fake? He’s 100% right, honesty is better for literally everyone involved other than maybe the person being honest as he might’ve been able to get a better outcome by lying. The interviewers got a better read of him from an honest statement and made their decision accordingly
he said pen, not your shitty sales masterclass/skillshare
You’re supposed to shout a load of buzzwords while snorting a G of coke. I’m pretty sure that’s how the business world works.
It's explained earlier in the film. Create a problem for the customer and sell them the solution.
Ok but how do I sell him the pen if he's already holding it?
I'm no longer in a position to sell him the pen. I can only sell him the option to use the pen, by utilizing the legal system to prevent him from using the pen without buying a license from me. At that point I wouldn't actually need to sell him anything and would only continue doing so out of some Orwellian inner-party group sollipsism that the Deal is more important than wealth or power or profit or anything else.
Stab them in the windpipe and take their wallet
>What kind of pen are you looking for?
help them fit their needs. If they say they don't want a pen you give them your card and say to give you a call when they do.
Predatory salesmanship shoving shit down people's throat is exactly the kind of israelitery people hate about salesmen. You might get a sell but they'll hate you and never repeat business so it's bad in the long run.
t. 10 years sales experience
The real Belfort has addressed the question. Instead of talking about how awesome the pen is as a selling point you have to ask the client what are the qualities that he looks in a pen with a series of follow up questions. Which is not as exciting as in what's in the movie
Could batman have sold the pen with enough prep time?
>You're not going to buy it so what's the point??
reverse psychology
>sign this document to win this pen
>you now owe me a million dollars
>What was the correct response supposed to be?
The real Jordan Belfort was interviewed by Piers Morgan and give the "sell me this pen" question.
In Jordan's mind the wrong way is.
This pen is great, the ink is really nice and it writes well.
The correct way is something like.
So, how long have you been in the market for a pen?
Can you tell me a little about your writing needs?
How much are you looking to spend?
Do you only have to provide a pen for yourself, or would a bulk discount be of interest?
You frame the discussion as though the sale has already taken place and you're just sorting out the details.
Also, as has been mentioned, they did the "sell me this pen" thing earlier in the film.
Create need, then fill it.
Margot Robbie put it in her fartbox
>take the pen
>"g-give me back my pen..."
>"that'll be 5 dollars".
>put some thigh high socks on
>stick up my butt
>take photos
>sell online
Boom. When do I start?
>Excuse me siwr, I'm with the giwlscouts and we'wre sewwing pens
You COULD stop at 5 or 6 pen stores, or just one.
>Karate stance
>ow my back stance
Nu uh, no pussy no work
you can vape weed oil out of it
the establishment doesnt want people using pens anymore. theyre trying to make everything digital so it's traceable and archived.
Push the whole pen into your piss hole whilst maintaining eye contact.
That’ll be $2.99
but you already have it moron
how about you subscribe instead to keep it, only $5/month
No, but lemme show you a magic trick.
i once tried to be funny during this job interview and said "it will match your socks well"
they looked at each other confused and pretended i didn't say anything
Give him the pen for free, but then have 4 of your gypsy buddies threaten him for money.
Sir, this is a pen shop. Please buy a pen or leave.
And then if he leaves without buying a pen I teleport behind him and frick his tight little ass until he's my sissy prison b***h ooh frick b***h u Gon buy all my pens now boi
I have a tactical pen thoughbeit
cool I'm not jealous
I don't know about that
>itt losers who've never sold a pen before
Stand back lads, we have a professional pen salesman here. It's an honor to meet you, sir.
>Pull my pants down and whip out my throbbing hard monster wiener
>Bend him over and breed his begging bussyhole while I spank his ass red raw
>Cum inside his hot hungry hole and make him fart my babies out onto the ground
>Oh haha sorry I though you said "sell me this penis" haha
>Haha sorry sorry my bad how about you buy this pen and I won't release the video online haha
you tried too hard
You'll get it next, b***h
Oh, sweet, free pen. Thanks bro.
>Do you know what sounding is?
I eat the pen.
Does anybody ITT want a pen? I unironically have a website for them.
Post it and than we will talk
Well are you gonna buy one or just shit up my site?
IF the price is right and I dont get raped by shipping I will buy some.
Okay then, heres my site
https://foot.wiki/49MC80
YOU FOOLS
I realized what happened the moment webpage redirected
Youre the mac gay arent you lol?
No, I am not that big of a gay to use a mac
For me it’s Pen Island
www.penisland.com
Kek, run it down his shirt, then sell him your shirt.
The movie that ruined a generation of job interviews.
One day indian man and einstein were on the plane. Einstein said let's play a game I'll ask you a question and if you can't answer you pay me 5$. Indian man accepted challenge. Einstein asked many science questions and indian man never know the answer and pay five dollars. When flight is over indian man says Now it' my turn I will ask you and if you don't know you pay me 300$$. Indian man says what has 1 leg in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon and 3 legs at night? Einstein searched his mind for 30 minutes but gives up and paid indian man 300$ and asked him what is the answer. Indiam man say I don't know, and left the train.
Man. Now give me 300 bucks
Einy ShOCKED
We've been over this many times, the only correct answer is "this pen is not for sale". Creating a fake shortage thru a marketing psyop.
>you can write the n word a million times before it runs out of ink
>If you buy this pen for $5 I'll give you $20
>Give me ten dollars and it's yours.
There you go. He already wants the pen, so you just tell him how much it costs.