>separate themselves from humanity
>most muties are either literal eldritch abominations or walking nuclear bombs
>refuse any sort of cure or registration on the grounds that it's -phobic/-ist, while myriads of muties pose a danger to the world and there's even more muties who have absolutely awful mutations and would love to be human again
>literal reality warpers walking the Earth with even more being created, and that's treated as not a problem but as an average Tuesday
Seriously, what is the point of the X-Men? For moronic/angsty/homosexual teens to self-insert into and then move on? None of it makes sense. The mini-universe the X-Office has built has no cohesion. When you have multiple reality warpers and omega telepaths and shit walking around, where are the stakes? Why are they still acting as if they're persecuted when they can literally rewrite reality? Hell, they're now polyamorous omnisexuals who've allied themselves with literal alien wienerroaches against humans. Who in their right mind enjoys this shit?
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I like how every other comic not in the X-Men's department either throws shade at the X-Men side now or when they use the characters try to make them as whiny and annoying as possible, or in 's case try to actively defy their intentions and make them as open and welcoming as possible.
>or in
(You)'s case try to actively defy their intentions and make them as open and welcoming as possible.
What?
she wants him so bad
I still can't believe Champions didn't get Cyclops to join them as a team leader.
I'm still kind of hoping he is team leader in the MCU of the champions.
Suffer not the mutant.
>Engineers genetic monsters which he immediately abandons to eldritch powers.
"Muh religion caused this."
>tfw when Father leaves to go get the milk for a few millennia
>yet another X-Men seethe thread
One thread per X-title released each month.
>One thread per X-title released each month.
This is what a mindbroken homie looks like lmao
>mindbroken
I'm not the one following thirteen different X-Men comics.
The first three points seem to be about Inhumans and the fourth is just factually true. Fricking day of the week ending in -y m8.
Statistically most mutants are psychic supermodels.
I just want good Beast lewds and that's it, I don't give a shit about the comic itself.
Every actual non-human: You're just humans with superpowers, deal with it.
It's really hard to justify their belief they're being persecuted when you have people like Spiderman, the Fantastic Four and She Hulk all basically beloved by their communities nowadays.
It's something I admit I will never understand why the X-office keeps pushing for. Cause yeah, Spider-Man, the FF, and She-Hulk are beloved now, but that was after years of being shat on by the public for being freaks themselves. It took decades of doing good for the public to come around, and even then people will turn on them on a dime if the wrong thing happens. But by that token the X-men should also have tons of fans, at least outside the US. Before they had the whole "M-day" fiasco, the X-men were pretty damn global, verbally pro-human, and it's not like every country universally hated mutants. The myth that mutants and the X-men are exclusively the only heroes that are being persecuted is something I wish Marvel would just stop one day, but I know it sells too well for them to do so.
spider-man and the ff don't go around telling people that they're the future and that their kids and kids' kids will be like them, and not measly flatscans. Peter doesn't have a word for non-spider-people.
You know, if it turns out that Mephisto erased Peter Parker's marriage so he doesn't end up the progenitor for a subspecies of webslinging wisecracking spider people, I am going to just lose my shit
Yes, the right thing to do is to wipe mutants out, the solution is pretty obvious
Okay. Start with the Atlanteans. They've had it too good for too long. Then do the Inhumans. Then the Eternals. Then we'll reassess.
>For moronic/angsty/homosexual teens to self-insert into and then move on
Well, yeah.
I totally get where you're coming from, but Atlantis has been wiped off the map several times already, including one time where Wakanda totally ruined it as revenge for Namor fricking them up (Last wreckage was Aaronvengers She-Hulk being brainwashed to kill over 120 thousand of them). And the Inhumans also currently dead as a faction, there was a whole series a few years ago outright called "Death of the Inhumans" that culled pretty much every Inhuman and Nuhuman that wasn't part of the Royal Family or meant to debut in a Marvel show like Ms. Marvel or Moon Girl. And we just got out of a big event where the Eternals tried to fight a war against the X-men and effectively lost, and I'm pretty sure they're going to be shoved right back into the closet they were pulled out of for their current MCU synergy.
So that should be everyone. Unless you want Marvel to start tearing the Kree-Skrull and Shi'ar Empires apart first as well, in which case I'll grab my torch as well.
Sorry to derail, but you seem knowledgeable and well-versed:
What's Gladiator doing nowadays? Is he... Still alive? I always liked the concept and character but only saw bits and pieces of him.
I imagine he's never going to be written to be particularly relevant due to obvious reasons, but I hope he gets something at least, a bone or two.
Gladiator's been doing pretty well, all considered. Xavier and Lilandra installed their daughter on the throne recently, and he's basically been taking to protecting her with great aplomb. So far, since the X-men have been propping up the Shi'ar Empire wherever they can, Gladiator's getting a few scraps of respect whenever he shows up, just being surprised at worst by shit like the secret Shiar group the Kin Crimson
Yeah, and it's not like they've been the only ones who had it rough. A lot of robots and aliens have gotten the shaft too, with that failed AI rebellion and the massive pushback from humanity on account of the countless alien invasions like with the friends of humanity doing their best to hunt down all the symbiotes they can.
Yo, thanks for the info. Glad to hear that he's positioned in a way that makes sense and given something to do.
Last I saw him he was trying to beat up Thanos and was teleported away by him to avoid a fight, which is a somewhat positive feat at least.
Anytime. Most of the cosmic marvel scene has been rather rawdogged in recent years, so the fact he's still got a presence is a good sign for him.
>Most mutants have shit powers that don't amount to much one way or the other
I'd tell you to name twenty, but I don't think anyone wants to be reminded guys like Maggott exist. Either way, while it's technically correct that as far as we're told the vast majority of mutants have shitty mutations that don't do anything useful for them, none of the stories are about those losers of the genetic lottery, are they? The stories are about the supermodels of the mutant people. And you have to admit, most of those guys ARE fricking scary when you consider how much widescale destruction they can cause. Especially anyone from the Summers family or related to them.
But in the interest of fariness, the mutants aren't really different from any other group of people with wild and unpredictable kinds of superpowers in the Marvel universe, like the inhumans, klyntar, skrulls, kree, or whatever. With all those chucklefricks, you've got the same issue in that unless you've seen them before, you've got the random probability of shaking the hand of someone whose power is to poop ice cream better than anyone else as you do of shaking the hand of someone whose touch causes death. Would you be willing to take that chance?
The X-men don't seem particularly oppressed when those groups have it so much worse.
Cyke is the best mutant character overall.
What bothers me is most mutie fans are anti-second amendment
>What's the point of the X-Men?
I just think Gambit is cool, honestly
Shut it flatscan.
We are mutant and proud.
Go back to your racists home and cry to yourself.
>Seriously, what is the point of the X-Men?
An entire island of horny, promiscuous latex-clad guys and gals.
Nightcrawler no you're catholic please don't be as horny as Cyclops
>Nightcrawler
>catholic
"Go forth and multiply"
What's your fricking problem? Jealous of MVTANT power?
themselves from humanity
Wrong. They routinely interact with the outside world.
>>most muties are either literal eldritch abominations or walking nuclear bombs
Wrong. Most mutants have shit powers that don't amount to much one way or the other.
any sort of cure or registration on the grounds that it's -phobic/-ist, while myriads of muties pose a danger to the world and there's even more muties who have absolutely awful mutations and would love to be human again
Wrong. Also, there's plenty of ways they can be contained or taught to use their powers.
>literal reality warpers walking the Earth with even more being created, and that's treated as not a problem but as an average Tuesday
There's tons of reality warpers already. Even if you got rid of mutants, nothing would change
moronic post proving Cinemaphile doesn't read comics, yet again.
>what is the point of the X-Men?
Superheroes are power fantasies and X-Men is no different as it is a power fantasy for libs where the minorities finally rise against the evil oppressors, the polyamorous shit is just what modern lefties like.