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the other 4 come out next week
why tho
i can only theorize they've done this on purpose to try and get people talking about the whole pig situation on social media for free marketing
haven't watched the series yet, just got done pirating it
i assumed so i was being vague
well I'm off to watch it feel free to discuss the pig situation with other anons
why not just do it weekly then
Not really sure it would sustain interest that way, it’s designed to be binge watched
I watched it over 4 days. 1 episode a night. Self control is cool and I was more engaged with each episode.
Spread content out, get people buzzing. Few shows are dumped out all at once unless the plot won't hold people with just one or a couple until the following weeks (Fallout and The Terminal List were a couple of Prime's rare all at once dumps - both were successful hits)
I think spacing it out as two eps a week or even three would be better than all at once dumps. Keep the buzz going a bit.
Maybe that’s what they’re a/b testing.
return to weekly releases
because you're a c**t
amazon is moronic
So that people watch half the season then forget about it
I legitimately forget to watch shows that have weekly episode releases, I think I saw 3 episodes of the last of us before just forgetting to turn it back on the following week, same with house of the dragon (I binged it not too long ago tho and it was alright I guess).
I didn’t see the last episode of stranger things season 4 until a year after it released because I forgot I was watching it.
sex with jenny you just know she's proper filthy
Not a fan of the animal side of the show, but I do enjoy the crops and woodland aspects
rip 10 dead policemen
Great show. I want to frick Clarkson's wife. That is all.
they aren't married
go and cuck jeremiah clarkson
Just checked the popularity of imdb (amazon owned). It's 437. Owari da
I'm not surprised that breed of pig is dying out with what happened.
Survival of the fattest
Let's discuss the bonus situation
>Join the VDV they said. It would be fun they said.
I gave the amazon slop a chance but how can people still watch it after how absurdly scripted that terrorist assault episode was? Part of the fun of Top Gear was that even though it was scripted, it felt genuine and real but what they're doing on Amazon is just pure slop for mouth breathers
the grand tour felt very forced. i don't think you could recreate the vibe of 00s topgear today.
grand tour was way worse but even 'peak' top gear felt scripted as frick
All of Top Gear was scripted. Only an idiot would think Clarkson can come up with his own zingers
Clarkson is a prolific writer you fricking moron, he is the one that literally wrote everything
Wrong, you child. Clarkson is never credited as a writer on his own shows. A complete fraud.
They did a lot better in the later seasons. S1 of GT was rough. S2 onward is virtually identical to Clarkson, Hammond, May era Top Gear specials.
Only the special and challenge episodes of gt were good, the rest were sheit. Too much american bullshit.
I don't care that it was outside the scope of a "car show", that terrorist assault skit was funny as frick.
This this the last clarkson show on Amazon? Is he still fired for that GoT joke?
offending bri'ish "people" is his job
he was never fired for it, Americans don't give a shit about the British royal family
marketing ploy. huge outrage, it was all in the news then they're like "btw we're renewing it anyway lol"
>that GoT joke
QRD?
i thought he was canceled fot a trans joke and even his humiliation ritual apology wasn't enough.
Could be the royal family thing, could the the trans joke, could be the Falkland islands thing, could be the fact that he slapped a producer. Jeremy has a lot of stories I'm sure, and it was his massive popularity that kept him employed.
>the royal family thing
>the Falkland islands
what are those?
i know one protestor was taken away for saying that andrew dude needs to get his comeuppance but what did geezah do?
They went to do a show in Argentina. People thought that they were referring to the Falkland Islands war with one of the car numberplates (whether they were is disputed). That war is very much a sore spot for Argentina because they think the islands belong to them, and the UK disagreed enough to slap them down for trying to claim them.
It got very violent.
thanks
he basically called the mixed race canadian one a tart and that one episode in south america upset some argentinian redneck boomers because penguin island distracts them from the state of their own country (in contrast to british redneck boomers who use continental europe as a distraction from the state of their own country).
>fired from hosting gig you've had for 20+ years
>fellow co-hosts and friends jump ship with you
>sign deal with Amazon for new car show
>The Grand Tour is born
>Top Gear slumps hard
>not even Mat LeBlanc and his hot meal can save it
>meanwhile, Clarkson, Hammond and May are all getting their own television shows too
>Clarkson has his farm
>May has his cooking shows and Youtube channel
>Hammond has a ton of science/engineering shows
The BBC fricked up bad when they fired Clarkson
BBC doesn't care they get paid no matter what and it made room for more gay immigrant troony hosts which is the only 'people' they hire now.
Less is the new more in this economy you greedy bastard.
kino!!!
what is that shit quality
>CLARKSON!!!
>kept mentioning gerald for no particular reason
>phone rings
just knew it was something wrong with him
>all the pigs keep dying
>because the mothers literally sit on and suffocate their own children
Anons... I'm not sure I can handle this.
You can avoid this by being hands on through the first weeks nights. Kinda miffed they weren’t. It’s a typical job for kids or young farmhands.
Hell we slept in the barn to make sure first time horse mothers didn’t squish their foals. Once they grow a bit the risks fall off dramatically.
i visited a farm the other week and they had to keep all the piglets under a heat lamp in a protected area of the pen where the mom couldn't reach.
more than half the babies still died
Do they still sell those Clarkson and Kaleb dolls in the shop?
When will they do a spin off where Clarkson goes postal on the Chipping Norton local council with his tractor and shotgun
>season 1 Charlie says to respect the council and work with them
>season 3 Charlie says frick the council let's do whatever we can to screw them
What will season 4 Charlie be like?
>Jeremy I buried a cache of Muskets on your farm... time to get them out I'm afraid
Eh the council was right. Jeremy is a huge leech sucking away at common resources for the area. He doesn't bring in much more than traffic congestion to line his own pockets.
>common resources for the area
like fricking what?
Any common infrastructure. Did you miss their proud scenes of congestion, parking issues, and crumbling roads they caused?
>Deny permission for carpark
>Line the roads outside the farm with bollards
>Hurr congestion
Classic council
I'm not saying they shouldn't be used. The point is his level of celebrity is eroding the local commons way more than anyone else in the village. His contributions on the other hand are a mystery.
I'm not a Brit. Are you saying local taxes and fees don't go towards local common infrastructure? Are Brits moronic?
are you trying to say that a marked increase in tourism to the town is a bad thing for the town?
it's oxfordshire not the scottish highlands, 20 million people live within an hour or sos drive from there and don't need to stop or do anything in the village.
at the very least they need to get lunch, I'd be interested to see how much local pub and restaurant sales have increased since season 1 aired, also actual tourists now have that as a place worth visiting if they are in the area on holiday
if you take an hour to drive down on the weekend you aren't just stopping at diddly squat shop and then driving straight back, you'd make a day of it go into town have lunch check out local shops etc.
people commute for an hour each way daily, it isn't considered a long drive.
it is to go shop at a novelty store, did you miss WEEKEND, people aren't going to drive for an hour to buy some milk, they would make a day of it, not even considering the actual tourists
>Are you saying local taxes and fees don't go towards local common infrastructure? Are Brits moronic?
to explain the problems with the structure of the british state would take weeks, but yes you're right the shop is causing pressures on what is already ancient infrastructure beyond what anyone is willing to deal with or pay for. this isn't the new world with vast expanses of nothing you can just slap a motorway on it's a heavily densely populated island built on creaking ancient infrastructure and property rights.
It should also be noted that UK like Scandinavian countries isn't in a NIMBY phase. Its in a phase where its afraid to maintain, plan or build infrastructure.
we all have a good laff at them but the deano estates littering the country that won't last as long as the mortgages taken to pay for them will be a huge scandal in the coming decades. the absolute worst kind of government recklessness, cronyism, greed and lack of ambition ever seen in this cohntry.
I think the government paying everyone to stop farming food and currently in the process of moving on from bribes to straight threats/mandates to remove 20-25% (for now, they want higher) of all farmland to stop being used to grow food will be a more pressing concern than american-tier cheap shitty houses falling apart next decade 10% through their stupidly long mortgage. Everyone itt arguing about muh food prices being the problem when the gov sociopaths are just straight up demanding farms and ranches stop existing.
>the government paying everyone to stop farming food and currently in the process of moving on from bribes to straight threats/mandates to remove 20-25% (for now, they want higher)
wtf is going on in Europe?
it's the same in the Netherlands.
What's happening is industrial farming is completely insane and we should not be producing so much food for so many people, with the expectation that food prices will match the insanity of the global economy
All these incompetent greedy fricks running our nations like a mafia are gonna cause a civilisational collapse if left alone
If there are ancient and inescapable problems which can't be overcome in a positive manner then it seems like Jeremy should have set up shop somewhere else. Sounds like it could be done by setting up shop a mere hour away?
>only I may use the roads
the fricking state pays for those roads
do you think your council rates pay for those roads? Do you think your council tax pays for those roads? No mate. The government, which means everyone's tax pounds, which means everyone can use it as they see fit
>do you think your council rates pay for those roads?
for b and minor roads yea it's the responsibility of the council and most of those kinds of roads are no more than tarmaced cart trails from before cars. no one really built them.
>-t. oxfordshire council
I wish. Then maybe I could put limits on junky Amazon slop.
Maybe. If tourism has been good for the village they haven't shown it. Seems like it would be an easy PR slam dunk if so. The sponsorship of the local football club seems to be the only thing he's really given back, at least on camera.
they have shown the other farmers benefiting from jeremys farm for instance the cow farm that sells jeremy milk to sell at his shop you know that shop the council wants to shut down
m8 a functioning dairy farm is selling 40 thousand litres of milk a day, the shop isn't impacting that at all. it's the publics obsession with being tight c**ts exasperated by the costa coffee crisis and supermarkets expecting milk for free that is driving these farms into the ground.
>but its me youman roight to get 14 pints of milk for a pound!
no.
cash is cash, the mild farmers say quite plainly they would be throwing that milk away if they couldn't sell it too jeremy and the extra cash is nothing but a gain for them, literally no downside, hundreds of people are showing up to the shop daily, that is mental no farm shop has that kind of business, if they are turning over 3-4000 pounds a day and more on weekends I would not be remotely surprised
we're talking about an industry where financing multiple pieces of machinery each costing half a million pounds each is the norm. if you're at the point where your business is surviving on sales totalling hundreds a week in a fad celeb farm shop then you're as good as bankrupt. again if you (as in the public) were actually concerned you'd pay 50p a pint extra for your milk.
why are you being so obtuse? its extra cash extra not the main source of income
because as someone who actually lives and works in these communities it's annoying when people start jumping in with opinions about how all tourism is good and not (as where i live) a total fricking bane on our existence whilst simultaneously in another media led thought process complain about the cost of staple goods and support the efforts of the likes of tesco selling milk as a loss-leader whilst expecting farms to absorb the cost. i changed a fuel pump on a skidsteer the other week and the cost minus labour was 3k from the manufacturer. how many hipster bottles of tourist milk do you need to cover that one minor cost on a farm where that kind of thing is a daily (dairy ha) occurrence?
its only a bane because your a tosser more people = ore money simple as that I saw it all the time when I worked food trucks at country fesivals, some wanker all pssied their is so much traffic and I had to wait 20 mins for my coffee because their was a line shit like that guess what? the coffee guy wasn't pissed off neither was the local baker who was making a thousand bread rolls for the trucks or the local butcher etc etc, you are just a wanker who doesn't understand more people equals more money being added to the local economy, Jeremy has made the village a permanent tourist destination, that 100% adds to the net intake of the town and local residents, you are a homosexual just wanting muh quiet country life not realizing you are contributing to your own slow death
>its only a bane because your a tosser more people = ore money simple as
didn't read beyond here
thats because your a tosser
I hate bongs so fricking much. Your country and culture is rotting because of whiny homosexuals like you.
You fackin wot?
>again if you (as in the public) were actually concerned you'd pay 50p a pint extra for your milk.
What does that anons "concern" being genuine have to do with if selling extra milk is or is not beneficial?
As someone who deals with farmers every fricking week because I keep livestock and used to keep horses on their land, they're pretty fricking happy to make an extra fiver here and there. I know, because I talk to the fricker that will get up and deal with me buying straw off him for a few quid which, apparently, he shouldn't give a toss about because it's not saving him from bankrupcy.
he shouldn't have to give a toss because his produce should be sold at a fair market value and the public shouldn't expect food to be an almost inconsequential expense.
>he shouldn't have to
real life isn't about what should or shouldn't be you stupid homosexual, a quid is a quid
yet you expect a fair wage for a fair days work?
no I expect nothing, life is combative, I expect what I work my ass off to get
>costa coffee crisis
qrd?
quick search reveals people complaining about piss poor quality and high prices.
media says they showed a ftm trans (zippers shown) drinking coffee in an ad so right wing is seething.
what's going on?
You're a fricking moron, even the other farmers are with Jeremy on this because they know in the UK if you're a farmer you get fricked, the fact that Jeremy is now a farmer too is bringing awareness to the whole load of bullshit that is the council and the laws regarding farming.
Kys.
I totally get the farmers point of view but not everyone in that village is a farmer and the council represents all citizens. If i lived there and it was always very peacful and quiet but all of a sudden because of the show everyday hundreds sometimes thousands of people come there i would be pissed off too
Most of that council is staffed by people who don't even live full time in the community or only recently moved to it as a retirement playground after making their money being urban homosexuals. They only represent their own fantasies of a retirement retreat they don't give a frick about generational families of the region.
>recently moved to it as a retirement playground after making their money being urban homosexuals.
This is literally Jeremy. He's not some generational farmer.
Farmers are more important than any other tosser in the village. I know Jeremy is half dicking around with it for TV but the fact he does link up with other farms and buys their produce is only a good thing.
Frick councils. The UK is about to become a much poorer place over the next few years due to all the parasites and English farmers are the only people who'll keep you alive if SHTF
aren't you the guy who raped his stepdaughter?
Farming is tough. I've worked it in the US. Jeremy is intentionally approaching the business like a moron.
as a bong that lives in the english countryside, israelites like jeremy are genuinely destroying it with gentrification, so much soulless development appears because people flock to the countryside, villages turn into towns and become loud, polluted with litter, and full of nonwhites, not to fail to mention even the light pollution
frick all the city homosexuals that move into the countryside
I enjoy making you feel uncomfortable and nervous around those 'not from round here', you stuck up gays deserve it
i don't care if you aren't from the area, it's when you act like Black folk and boom nog music from cars, throw mcdonalds wrapping into the fields despite there not being one around for miles, and purchasing up deano shitboxes
That describes 80% of the inhabitants of the UK. You're fighting a losing battle there mate
precisely why the people that have lived in the countryside for their entire lives continue to do so: they want nothing to do with such subhumans
yet the development israelite brings them right to the front door
you have no idea how frequent it is, especially as development continues to run rampant into the countryside and people escape cities
you would rather die a slow death then deal with tourism, money can be made from idiots blaring music and littering as well, you fine them and they never come back sounds like your town is just run by morons
Most of them don't deserve to live in peace, the "country folk" are mostly London transplants who move there after a career of fricking everyone over for BlackRock or some bank
If you are peace minded but aren't rich you are forced to continue to live with the savages. I'll squat in your house when SHTF you toff
no-one is doing that
yes I know, I got along great with the locals, it was some business owners or local rich folk who act like utter wankers like that anon sperging that I replied too
popular misconception is that anyone in the countryside actually likes or supports toffs. most of the rural workforce is more diverse than your average english suburb and the south west is staunchly liberal.
NIMBYs get the rope
>gentrification and capitalism is..LE BAD
Go back to rebbit
season 4 is him spending 12 months building a killdozer clone out of the tractor then levelling oxfordshire council offices
I just watched this on Dailymotion and not on Prime. Am I going to jail?
I'm no expert but is this really about some old fart doing shit on a farm? Isn't this guy from a show about cars? Why would cargays want to watch a show about a farm?
It was never about the cars...it was always about Jeremy
have a nice day fricking zoomer.
His tractor is a Lambo
ywnbaw
So did he have his pet cow sent to slaughter too?
wtf really? comfy weekend ahead bros
Don't watch the first episode
He kills Pepper ;_;
Would it have been so hard to keep her around?
The farm is in shambles. He had to make some decisions based on the financial situation
Isn't he a multi millionaire?
Yeah, I think he's worth about 50M British Pounds or probably like 70M USD
farms are expensive as frick to even tick over and operate on rizla thin profit margins, if you want to run a thousand acre one as a charity you're going to need much deeper pockets than multi millionaire.
It's one cow
that matters when you're profit margins are a fraction of a percent of your turnover.
But that isn't reality.
more than you'd imagine.
the whole point is that he has to try and make the decisions of a real farmer, not someone that has an Amazon film crew following around, and still gets royalties from hosting one of the most popular shows ever made
So what you're saying is they killed an animal that didn't have to be killed because of this c**ts hubris?
>muh hecking animals
Why should Clarkson keep pet cows for you?
Not caring about animals is the sign of a psychopath
How to spot a zoomer homosexual who believes MUH ANIMALS designed for eating are supposed to be alive.
>muh zomers
Good job at confirming my point zoomie.
>You must be X if you consider my obsession with X ridiculous
Thanks for conceding
You're just a child who was fondled by his father
Nice ad hominem zoomie, anything else to add?
All 4 episodes so far show Clarkson and/or Sarah crying about all the animals they're losing. The piglets nearly broke Clarkson. They did break Sarah.
That isn't the point and has never been stated in the show.
A single combine can cost upwards of $250,000USD. Clarkson's Lambo tractor averages ~$140,000USD. Cows are $900 - $5,000 apiece. Ewes are ~$400 a pop. Seeders are all over the place but the big ones you'd mount on a tractor or something start at $10-20,000. And that's not even mentioning the seed, fertilizer and any other chemicals you need to grow a decent crop.
Farming is expensive and, at least in the US, is why it's so heavily subsidized.
It's subsidised because the US values food independence and American farmers aren't competitive. Britain couldn't come close to producing enough to sustain the nation so the subsidies are pointless, may as well let the market dictate what's worth growing
>is why it's so heavily subsidized.
Nope.
Its not subsidized because equipment or upkeep is expensive, its subsidized because industrialization means a minority group is now responsible to keep the country from avoiding food riots during SHTF.
As we much as we like to pretend its not like that.... supermarkets is one smaller event disrupting sea trade away from being completely barren from basic shit like importing banans. Or out of season fruits, or even trade wheat/rice vs maize and diary.
Its subsidized in such a manner to avoid a lot of the problems the competing state farming theory of plan economy. And each most countries tend to have unique solutions, its meaningless to compare them. What can be compared is what the subsidy intend, vs how it works.
A lot of the US way of doing it, is to ensure overproduction isn't stopped at any cost. Which ensures there is actually a market economy to handle the surplus. A lot of the policies are built on what happens when farmers during great depression had to forcefully hold back production to maintain normal prices of goods, to counteract that happening.
Farming is fricked in europe.
All politicians must be beheaded.
>Gerard has cancer
>mfw
>took the vax
>75
like clorkwork
>clorkwork
ate clots ate work ate clorkwork simple as
>Uhhh....people still get cancer...THEREFORE I WAS RIGHT ABOUT MUH VAGZEEN!!!
Literally just finished episode 1 and found that out. How is this going to effect the farm?
4 whole episodes, you must be having a laugh that's twice the length of the longest running bri'ish series in history.
>dude why are you growing rapeseed its such a big risk
>because we will make so much money if it grows and we will not know untill the finale of the season if my plan pays off
>oooh you and clarkson are too wild to do this kind of work!
why are they still doing these obviously staged conversations instead of just explaining their plan on the fly to the audience. i mean they've clearly planned for him to succeed with this seeing how they staged the conversation. i wish they wouldnt lie so much to the audience, i'm sure they could edit together an even better documentary out of whatever they film anyways. every single scene doesnt have to be super exciting with drama and shit crashing.
>every single scene doesnt have to be super exciting with drama and shit crashing.
amazon has to sell this to foreign audiences outside the west. everything has to be as ott as their domestic soap operas.
frick that. it's boomers stuck in the age of television. i bet all those indians are watching improvised tik tok videos the whole day.
That's a reach, nothing is as over the top as American documentaries/reality TV produced purely for the domestic audience.
ok but the reach was saying foreign non-western audiences and not just the us market.
>why are they still doing these obviously staged conversations
It's Top Gear with farms. Please understand.
>they've clearly planned for him to succeed with this seeing how they staged the conversation
I'm watching ep 2 now and literally not 2 minutes out Kaleb just explained that his rape plan failed
There's a reason people take farming as a profession and not foraging as a profession. Clarkson will lose the competition.
>malthusian schizo won't stop shitting up the thread
>just pay 70% of your income to food bro it's the historical norm
i'm not him but how did you reach this conclusion?
why won't wages increase or other stuff drop in price to compensate for more expensive food?
>muh money
Very good point, I forgot that I like money.
>last year
>"don't make silage because we want to cut methane emissions"
>this year
>"the country doesn't have enough silage"
only hurts a little bit
M chick and I watched last night but we had to turn it off when Caleb and Jeremy were bickering about building the dam.