It's banter among Marines. If you respond with anything other than a genuine laugh, or a "good one, Vasquez," you're going to sound like an uppity b***h.
>It's banter among Marines. If you respond with anything other than a genuine laugh, or a "good one, Vasquez," you're going to sound like an uppity b***h.
I mean when you get got, you get got. Nothing to do but laugh.
youre a try hard if you dont laugh. its a joke, and if you cant take a joke then you dont say shit. thats what banter is. youve never been in a locker room in your life unless it was to hide in a corner.
>You're real soft if you laugh along in the first place.
See this guy would be a sore ass butthurt loser who lights up and gets smoked for no reason, then it comes time he needs someone to watch his back everyone will quietly forget to bother.
youre a try hard if you dont laugh. its a joke, and if you cant take a joke then you dont say shit. thats what banter is. youve never been in a locker room in your life unless it was to hide in a corner.
youre a try hard if you dont laugh. its a joke, and if you cant take a joke then you dont say shit. thats what banter is. youve never been in a locker room in your life unless it was to hide in a corner.
>You're real soft if you laugh along in the first place.
See this guy would be a sore ass butthurt loser who lights up and gets smoked for no reason, then it comes time he needs someone to watch his back everyone will quietly forget to bother.
*You're real soft if you don't
Frick sake, that pile on happened with a quickness. Teach me for hitting send a little too fast.
>*You're real soft if you don't >Frick sake, that pile on happened with a quickness. Teach me for hitting send a little too fast.
Jesus you're an insecure small dicked little c**t.
I take my wiener and start jerking off on her. She will see that I am big and that I am attracted to her as a woman and we will have passionate animal sex.
You don't ask such a dumb scripted question in the first place. I can't think of a good line to respond with even if she simply said yes/no. If he wanted to mock her he could have started it much better, he deserved to lose
Hudson can rest assured that he has the best one-liners in the rest of the film, including such hits as: >Game over man, game over! >What are we gonna use, harsh language?
You cant without sounding mad.
It's banter among Marines. If you respond with anything other than a genuine laugh, or a "good one, Vasquez," you're going to sound like an uppity b***h.
>It's banter among Marines. If you respond with anything other than a genuine laugh, or a "good one, Vasquez," you're going to sound like an uppity b***h.
I mean when you get got, you get got. Nothing to do but laugh.
You're real soft if you laugh along in the first place.
youre a try hard if you dont laugh. its a joke, and if you cant take a joke then you dont say shit. thats what banter is. youve never been in a locker room in your life unless it was to hide in a corner.
>You're real soft if you laugh along in the first place.
See this guy would be a sore ass butthurt loser who lights up and gets smoked for no reason, then it comes time he needs someone to watch his back everyone will quietly forget to bother.
*You're real soft if you don't
Frick sake, that pile on happened with a quickness. Teach me for hitting send a little too fast.
>*You're real soft if you don't
>Frick sake, that pile on happened with a quickness. Teach me for hitting send a little too fast.
Jesus you're an insecure small dicked little c**t.
Cheers.
>the pedo never played sports or understood what comradery is
no wonder the idea of manhood escapes you
Que?
Vasquezberg
>Vasquezverg
Not Vasquezstein
no u
Frick you butthole
you don't, it's just banter and any retort is just going to sound pathetic and whiny, at best you change the subject to something else
Murder suicide
i would be absolutely livid if that happened to me
You can't win, but you can accept defeat with grace.
Slap her on the ass.
>yeah, your mom thought so that's why she's in prison for sleeping with a preteen
>your mom
NGMA. Also 18+ website
>yeah, ask your mom
kill her with my metallic arm
get her killed during a drunk cop poker game by the South African mafia
>Hey Vasquez, why are you wearing brown paint on your skin? Aren't you israeli?
>seriously how do you recover from this?
picrel
t. zoomer who would piss his pants seethe crying when jeb and big ed clown on his baby face
I'm not a zoomer, I'm almost 22 years old.
>mooooom, i'm 18, i'm a fully grown adult
oh, how precious
That's what a zoomer is moron
how does this happen in the span of 3 years?
Left: Working out for part
Right: Just living her life
Regardless I'd knock the bottom out of both.
based
You just no she has a legendary bush under there. Oomph.
I take my wiener and start jerking off on her. She will see that I am big and that I am attracted to her as a woman and we will have passionate animal sex.
You're a woman with a penis?
Well now I've seen it all...
MORE TIME
women almost never have comebacks that good, so i'd be impressed and laugh.
>Bay 12, PLEASE
The frick homie?
Most women comebacks are "no u" and strawmen
I haven't seen this movie in eons but weren't they banging and just joking around?
No, Vasquez(As far I'm concerned)was banging Drake.
say Vasquez. Lit's ditch these disgusting men and go take shower, you know, just us girls.
Good. It will probably involve sex
You know she fricks like a fighter jet just from that clapback.
>who's the ulgy old moose now?
>tfw no vampire mommy gf
>only when they see my monster dong :^)
Self deprecating while humble bragging. Easy peasy. For sure that lesbian wanna piece yamean 🙂
OK GO TO WEBSITE
>In the pipe
>5 by 5
how did she know both the length and circumference of my penis bros?
>woman pilot
>crashes
You don't ask such a dumb scripted question in the first place. I can't think of a good line to respond with even if she simply said yes/no. If he wanted to mock her he could have started it much better, he deserved to lose
Do you like apples
>I can pull it out and we can see who's bigger
rape
it's the only way to be sure
>no but I slept with your husband's daughter.
laugh really loud and spank her ass
That was a pretty good comeback
>but i am a man
>at least my penis surprises them
>all the time when I was a boy
>I've seen some on /tv
How do you respond without sounding mad?
I'd just go "Nice" and chuckle away
I'd attempt to smell her pits and get tackled by Apone as he screamed "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, absolutely BADASSSES!"
What she said IS the response without sounding mad.
Why are you pretending to be latina ? You're white
And now she sells bras, including 'Moby breasts', in a suburb of Atlanta.
>Frick, nice one, hahaha
Its just fricking banter that all friends have.
By buttfricking her.
Hudson can rest assured that he has the best one-liners in the rest of the film, including such hits as:
>Game over man, game over!
>What are we gonna use, harsh language?