seriously is there anything this woman can't do

seriously is there anything this woman can't do

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    my wife

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be male

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a man

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pee standing up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      successfully pee standing up

      She can pee standing up. It'll just be messy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      chicks can do that, just gotta angle their c**ts.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah you can get some real precision out of those rot slits if you put in the effort

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i can catch it with my mouth

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    successfully pee standing up

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe she despised being a cute lovable girl. Anything that reminds her of it only brings about feelings of disgust.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at that nice shiny hair. Frick, what a gorgeous head of hair. Shame she gave it all up to try and larp as a man, and barely one, at that.
    >5'1"

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Breastfeed

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has she gotten a hysterectomy yet?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She probably wouldn't have done it if she had real friends.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How could anyone take a scalpel to her perfect little breasts?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A money grubbing doctor who would destroy a thing of beauty of it got him paid.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was able to get testosterone and schedule surgery days after she claimed to have hallucinations.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking hell! That is criminal.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not when ~~*they*~~ do it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          she has pretty eyes. sucks that they got to her 🙁

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          what the frick

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What is loxism?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ACT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Took 15 posts.
      Damn, Cinemaphile is dying.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's experiencing so much trans joy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        dude's frickin' shredded

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      israeli Hollywood execs ran a train on her tight little body.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet she can't transform into a giraffe!

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be honest anons, would you still frick trooned-out Elliot, given the chance?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was gonna say absolutely not because the thought is somewhat disturbing, but after thinking about i might do it for the meme value. I could shitpost about it daily and none of you would believe me, but i’d know the shameful truth.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It would be a fun flex

        Would she an hero if I said no?

        Probably. For me, as long as she doesn't have a frankenweiner then I'd go for it. She could probably look somewhat normal if she detransitioned

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would she an hero if I said no?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get pregnant

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's still got a c**t and uterus I think?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably shriveled to dust with all the testosterone

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be a woman

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