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Seriously though, how did this happen?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women are the breadwinner

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Birth control in the water supply.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they stopped taking steroids

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Testosterone levels are unironically plummeting along with sperm count
    It's the fricking plastic in everything now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh plastics

      Black person, women on hormonal birth control piss estrogen that cannot be filtered out of the water supply by modern methods. So the levels of estrogen remaining in the water table climb year over year.

      You would have to COMPLETELY end hormonal birth control to even SEE if even natural methods (water flow, rainwater cycle, etc) are successful in reducing it.

      If it were plastics India and China would be experiencing population crashes too. They clearly aren't.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If it were plastics India and China would be experiencing population crashes too. They clearly aren't.
        they do
        https://data.worldbank.org/indicator/SP.DYN.TFRT.IN?locations=IN
        https://data.worldbank.org/indicator/SP.DYN.TFRT.IN?locations=CN

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If it were plastics India and China would be experiencing population crashes too. They clearly aren't.
        uhhhhh fampai they kinda are doe
        i agree with you that birth control is the principle and far more problematic issue but plastics are endocrine disruptors too and there are social reasons alongside this
        women take birth control just because they don't like having periods i mean i get that they are the l gender and have to have gross bleeding bodies but really b***hes are taking hormones just because of natural processes loma

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        India and China are experiencing birth rate drop and percentages you idiott. Numbers aren't everything you inbred middle school dropout.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top inspires to be a better man. Bottom inspires to be a better bottom. Brainwashing white straight men to be weak on a mass scale.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    people that take steroids nowadays go on tiktok and try to scam an audience pretending to be natty or selling a shitty protein shake instead of getting recruited for movies

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you don't look like either one you fat frick, who cares?
    drown your sorrow in a gallon of ice cream you miserable prick, hide your shame behind a frickin smart guy persona, you will never get a trad wife, you will most likely troon out, watch jamal breed your crush and then off yourself.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I normally don't hide behind "projecting" but homie they can see you from space

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >conveniently ignores the majority

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of them are dyel compared to 80s action heroes.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's because the 80's guys were all on roids

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks capeshit actors are natty

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            as opposed to the 2020s guys, which are all natty

            They have higher bodyfat at least. Chis Evans is natty for sure. Hemsworth is probably juicing a bit though, but nothing like The Rock.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anon you're moronic. Anyone who has bulging muscles is juicing. Professional athletes (sans Baseball players who are still juicing like crazy) don't have sculpted bodies.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You probably don't understand much about bodybuilding

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You probably think Scooby and Zyzz were natty.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon he’s right. While some of these Hollywood actors may have obtainable natty, it would only be after many years of precise training. Hollywood actors do not have the drive or patience for that, and their PTs especially don’t. They’d rather slip Chris some test in his “patented formula protein shake” and keep getting a reputation as a miracle trainer that studios will pay millions to get their hedonist leading men in movie shape

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You probably don't understand much about bodybuilding

              these actors are all juicing not necessarily because they couldn't be as big otherwise, but because they get to where they have to be easier and faster. none of them are natty

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          as opposed to the 2020s guys, which are all natty

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        only compared to Arnold. Stallone or JCVD weren't any bigger than the roided up modern day actors.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/5tHAVZN.jpg

          Seriously though, how did this happen?

          >conveniently ignores the majority

          Excluding Arnold, the principle difference between the two sets of muscely dudes is just that in the 80s they put oil on them to emulate the look of sweat and make them look extra pumped, whereas they don't do that anymore and so the modern set look smaller because their actual definition is not being emphasized. Why this is? Maybe it's because our society has become much more pro-gay but paradoxically more sensitive to "homoeroticism". Having your muscle dudes oily to emphasize the structure of their muscles can seem homosexual if you want to view it like that, but that's what 80s movies with a primarily straight male audience did.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Basically
        80s
        >wow you are a roided up body builder you wanna try acting in this movie im making?
        Now
        >you are a man in Hollywood you need to take steroids or you won’t get this role

        Not a single one is actually into bodybuilding for real. They just want parts. And it’s everyone now. Basically the whole Tour de France lance Armstrong thing. If you’re going to compete based on your looks you need to take roids, nobody in Hollywood has the time or patience to be natty. They wouldn’t be in Hollywood if they had that kind of impulse control and discipline.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's the particular reason they stopped hiring bodybuilders for rolls? I think someone like Stuart "Beef Stu" Sutherland would be a good choice to star in some action roll.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            juicing up someone that has acted before is easier than trying to teach some juiced gymbro how to act

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            they never hired bodybuilders for lead roles other than for some cheap ass direct to VHS fantasy movies. Arnold was the one exception, he's literally the only bodybuilder in history who has ever made it to Hollywood stardom.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            rolls

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That guy just looks disgusting. Arnold had a cool appearance.

            Women would have lined up to get fricked by arnold. That thing is a freak.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The disparity between “lol he goes to the gym a lot” characters now, and 20 years ago is absolute madness. It’s annoying that women and men don’t take the male body image unrealistic expectations thing as seriously as they took the female one. Maybe the FTMs will save it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No they're not lol, stallone was 5'8 175lbs, Chris Hemsworth is 6'2 220lbs. Stop talking shit. Only Arnold was massive but in terms of size Rock mogs movie Arnold.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Meanwhile at DC

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        WHO THE HELL IS THIS ?? ACTOR ?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like that homie from cobra Kai who's playing blue beetle

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >latinx
            stop deadnaming, anon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what is it like to have a big penis

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally just marry a virgin and your dick being a little chode won't matter

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the difference between these is the 80s characters are just normal humans at peak performance (something you could achieve should you wish it anon)
      the capeslop characters all have some make-believe power set which is impossible to obtain no matter how much HRT you take

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where is The Rock

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Busy making more family-friendly goyslop.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you will never have a 80s big muscle boy to frick you up your boi pussy

    Why live?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >homosexual
      >why live?

      You shouldn't.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Amalek must not have strong role models.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anti-homoeroticism is clearly a israeli plot

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        A little bit of innocent

        as opposed to the 2020s guys, which are all natty

        androphilia is an ancient trait of Europeans. Getting all weird and neurotic about the male body is very israeli thing.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top Row: Boxer, bodybuilder, soldier, martial artist

    Bottom Row: High schooler, tech entrepreneur, scientist, sorcerer

    Why would the bottom row be jacked?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    shrinking ur balls for a paycheck is peak gay

  14. 11 months ago
    American Normie

    >me finding out that tides change

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bottom row have functional testicles that haven't been shriveled out of existence by years of steroid abuse.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You realize all 4 of the top row have kids right? Their balls clearly work fine.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    80s style action isn’t profitable and has switched to straight to DVD/VOD model since most of it was always garbage.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the bottom row are not action heroes. they're science fiction heroes. marvel comics are science fiction and fantasy, not action.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those above were all martial artists, lifters, came from tough lives where you either had to make it or break it. The homosexuals below were born with a gold spoon shoved up their ass. Not done a hard honest day's work in their entire lives. It shows.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Van Damme and Stallone are 5'8 and under 200lbs, the three marvel Chris' mog them in size and are comparable to Dolph. The Rock and Bautista are bigger than Arnold ever was in a movie. Everyone is more jacked now, even guys like ant man have more muscle than his equivalent in the 80s. 80s guys trail blazed the entire roid movement starting with rocky III making the body type popular, but! The current crop took those lessons and built on it, they are all bigger, the closest thing to spider manlet would be Marty mcfly who is a duel twonk compared to Tom Holland.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not about muscles or height it's about screen presence. When you see Stallone, Van Damme or Arnie in the screen you get that hunch "oh.. yea.. shits about to go down".

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You were too moronic to use

    Jacked Ryan Reynolds
    Jacked Chris Hemsworth
    Jacked Bautista

    probably because you thought you'd do something by posting this shit content here. That's how this happened.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    women hate the look of the guys on the top, at least the cute wife material ones do

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mind over muscle - https://youtu.be/K44Jj5cujaw?t=250

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Robert Downey Jr and Tom Holland are pretty cut though. At least RDJ used to be before he went vegan

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jews. But you don't really want to know.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Seriously though, how did this happen?

    They were steroid users first, not actors. That shouldn't be difficult to understand.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stallone wasn't

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