seriously though, who is this even for?
it looks fricking awful and full of member berries for a movie that came out just 8 years ago... like who like who thought "man, i wish i knew why furiosa shaved her head and put motor oil on her forehead"
also while i think anya is a good actress she seems woefully miscast here
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It looks great. Very artistic.
This shit won’t fly. They bait and switched the last one being a mad max movie. We know upfront this is feminist dogshit so who cares
>They bait and switched the last one being a mad max movie. We know upfront this is feminist dogshit so who cares.
This. Didn't watch the last one. Won't watch this fricking trash either.
>who is this even for?
Miller I guess. They wrote a lot of lore that went unused in the first movie. Too bad the execution looks to be cheap.
Girl Power has no place in Male Power Fantasy. Unless Furiosa was scantily clad and was eye fricked in every single scene no man is going to give this piece of shit the time of day aside from men who don't understand western culture but get visibly excited at explosions and nonsense even if you throw in a mid actress and make her dress chaste and hide 75% of her body: i.e. Indians
>fury road was 8 years ago
It feels way longer than that.
yeah, since then I’ve endured through both Covid and the most tumultuous Presidential Election in history, nothing phases me anymore and I don’t think anything ever will
Tired of the Indian made video game cutscenes being cobbled together and called movies
This kind of shit appeals to the third world exclusively
The West is importing millions of third worlders. Import third worlders, get a third world country.
This. It only ever appeals to them. Soulless AI-slop with no fricking theme behind it that have smiles on their faces whenever they see something go up in flames.
Miller is an auteur. You can already see from the trailer that it will be a unique experience. It looks much better than your typical Hollywood slop.
>Miller is an auteur. You can already see from the trailer that it will be a unique experience. It looks much better than your typical Hollywood slop.
digital landscape extravaganza you wouldn't understand
>lets make movie about irrelevant b***h nobody cares about
is everyone in hollywood nowadays moronic or senile?
>who is this even for
Miller's israeli handlers in the Australian government in particular.
It's not about the money. It's about the illusion that majority of people agree with vile and evil progressive crap. Churn out slop of every type, be it "indie" or mainstream to create an illusion that every societal layer agrees with such socio-political messaging as this is the media that seems to represent it's respective societal layer.
Of course majority of people don't believe in this shit. In fact they don't believe in anything. Average person doesn't have coherent set of values they can intellectually rationalize, this is natural and is an essential part of how human species function. An average person has "drives", drives which are inherent and natural. Some people are the exception to the rule. They have the ability to form coherent worldview and rationalize it. Difference between common folk and aristocracy. And they act accordingly from understanding those primal drives of the majority. And those primal drives are conservative, and in fact reactionary.
But because an average person has drives, but not "views", "beliefs" it is easy to subvert them and trick them into thinking they "believe" in something else. israelites excel at it. Of course subconscious of the majority doesn't go anywhere. That's why israeli domination eventually fails. That's why most woke crap is flopping even if there's no actual mass vocal outrage over it. People are tired of sodomites. People are tired of Black folk. People are tired of women being uppity, even women themselves are tired of being forced out of their natural roles and positions in society. This will end violently. And the more progressives push their shit the more violent and brutal will the eventual reaction be. Public torture, executions. And they will deserve all of it. Evil spawn.
This part looks so awesome that Mad Max even pauses during the action just to watch people blow up. It's as if he knows he's acting in this awesome movie and he's getting paid to do his job, but even he can't help but sit back and think about how cool his life is going to be after this movie and how he's going to spend the rest of his life getting his knob polished by conjoined supermodel twins for being in this awesome scene.
After all that action suddenly Mad Max wakes up in the desert and sees a bunch of total babes having a wet t-shirt contest. One of the chicks is preggo with Skull-Jaw's child and Mad Max suggests she get off her feet by shooting her in the leg. Then they get chased again for about an hour of the most badass car chasing scenes I've seen up to this point in my life (or yours).
There's even a scene where the preggo chick gets run over and her baby dies and you text your mom to tell her you wish you were run over in her womb because that was so awesome and she writes back and asks you if everything is okay.
I'm rocking a solid chub at all the killing and destruction up to this point in the movie, when all of a sudden:
Grandmas.
Oh shit. Just when everything is awesome and I have the biggest, angriest boner I've ever had in my life, suddenly the thing that ruins almost every movie shows up: grannies. Except they're biker grandmas who've set up a literal boobie-trap and you think you're going to see some full-frontal. I have to be honest, I was so mad when I saw the grannies that I twisted off my genitals and threw them on the floor next to a sticky puddle of soda and popcorn.
But then the grannies turned out to be snipers and more badass road warriors and you realize that the reason they're so old and dry is probably because they spent decades just scissoring in the desert, so I pick up my genitals, wiped off the popcorn and spat in the lady's drink next to me again to keep her guessing. Game on.
Then the final chase scene happen
Good analysis.
my reaction going into the theater was similar
after the opening scene with Max pulled into the citadel I remember exchanging looks with the lads with a grin on my face, thinking "KINOOOO" shocked that there might be a good film in current year
then le women showed up and I was immediately gripped by doubt and anxiety. have I been baited into cheeringon feminist slop?
>they're all hot, scantily clad sex slaves that cant fight
>one of them gets run over with a monster truck
>Max doesnt take any lip from any of them and leaves after they destabalize society with their dumb Revolution
for the same people Fury Road was for
golems
that trash wasnt even a Mad Max film but Furiosa movie. and now they are just making it even more explicit
This is the part of the movie where Skull Jaw's foot comes out of the screen and kicks you right in your stupid head over and over again until you apologize for not being stillborn.
Mad Max: Starring Quan ChiBasically at this point here's what you know: everyone in this movie is either super ugly, or the main guy, Skull Jaw or a mutant Quan Chi looking dude from Mortal Kombat. Then suddenly Charlize Theron shows up. More like Charlize Heroine because she's the main female heroic lead. At first you're thinking, "great, she's too hot to be in an action movie, this is going to be sexy and disappointing." Then you see that she's actually a cyborg. Hell yeah. So all you self-doubting suckers can step aside and suck ass in the corner while the rest of us watch her run over idiots with her war-tanker. But not until she smears grease on her forehead because she wants to make herself more flammable. In the future, everyone has a war machine, nobody wears seatbelts and everyone tries to be as flammable as possible. Damn right. This is exactly how I'd make everything if I was ruler of the world: gratuitously dangerous.
So basically Charlize Heroine tricks a bunch of Quan Chi suckers into going on a "detour" while on a fuel run. All her henchmen are gullible idiots, and you don't know what the hell is going on because who cares. Then Skull Jaw decides to chase her with all the badass cars he has in his arsenal. This includes the coolest vehicle in the existence of mankind: a mobile death concert with a flamethrower-wielding guitarist pumping metal at an 11.
At this point I'm full-on rooting for the bad guys.
Then Mad Max and Charlize Heroine trade blows that are non-sexual yet still satisfying, and they drive into a sand storm that looks super badass and all the morons chasing them get their stupid cars destroyed.
I gonna watch this because there is nothing else to watch
is this making the chuds mad? because if it is I’ll watch it
still do better than the fall guy?
if Goose didn’t bogfrick his face up that could have been the smash hit of the summer
It would've been for me but then I saw how much CGI was in it.
I think it looks pretty good
this movie looks soooooo bad, like going with your gay aunt to the movies bad
my gay aunt has great taste in film thoughbeit
Anya taylor joy looked 40 years old onscreen in Dune part two (during the beach scene) what is the meme with her mehness, ever since the witch she has been awful
Who asked for a prequel based on the worst part of a mad max movie and without even Mad Max in?
This feels like a movie that should have come out 7 years ago. You know, when simply gender swapping the main character wasn't seen as cringe by normies yet? Even the
>A Mad Max Saga
tagline feels outdated.
blackrock
Imagine when Mad Max 2 came out being like man I love Lord Humungus and the Warrior Woman, I wish they made a Humungus and Warrior Woman prequel! This is how pointless this movie is.