Sesame Street

Since everything is woke now, why don’t they just make them gay?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I swear they did

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought they were brothers.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because platonic friendships between males still exist.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because that would be too on the nose.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sesame Street almost never even uses them anymore.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you actually watch Sesame Street?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well what's the point of watching it then?

      Is Ernie white?

      Ernie is orange.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://m.youtube.com/results?sp=mAEA&search_query=sesame+street+bert+and+ernie+gay

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're not gay. They're just friends of Dorothy.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Ernie white?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >characters literally based off of the friendship between Jim Henson and Frank Oz
    >"hurr hurr they're totally gay tho XD"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Henson is dead and Oz will be dead in a few years, company's don't give a frick what characters were originally based on.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >getting outraged over a joke older than your mom
      try not being a fragile little homosexual

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sesame Street is usually good with trust and consistency in terms of just continuing their mission the only time they fricked up is with the vax propaganda.
    For 50 years they sold to everyone they are pals and it would discredit them if they sexualized the muppets to pander to people making internet jokes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the only time they fricked up is with the vax propaganda.
      You forgot the time when Elmo's dad passed off violent race riots as peaceful activism again indecency.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/bert-and-ernie-sexual-orientation-controversy

    Because a bunch of twitter troon special snowflake homosexuals harassed the creator

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    out of curiosity i watched a little modern sesame street. surprised at how different it is now.
    i mean, i get that it's bound to change over time, but still. so many new characters.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same reason they won't make He-Man or Bugs Bunny gay: it's too easy a target.

    It's much more fun to take someone that you'd never expect to be gay and make them gay, then watch everyone seethe with rage.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most people already know He-Man is gay and Bugs Bunny is bisexual.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You act like Velma being a lesbo wasn’t a super easy dumb joke to make, yet that still happened. And I’m pretty sure CN used Bugs in some pro-gay ad before along with Bubbleine and The Crystal Gems but I can’t be assed enough to look it up.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they're already partners in crime.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Find a flaw

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