The final debate: Family Guy or American Dad!?
For me, it's the Guy
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American Dad. By far.
Afraid of JigC?
Afraid of Seth MacFarlane? No, I enjoy Baskin Robbins content.
thanks a lot james
I’ve only got one working eye right now and even I can see it’s American Dad
kek, it's kino! Dadders can get fricked
I took a table to the face last night, I think I’ve had enough done to me
Nonsensical — refraign from posting. Jannees?
>Jannees
Uh, what?
Learn to reading, fundie.
It’s a hell of a lot more difficult when you’ve only got one eye to do so
Quit being a pussy, I’m sure your eye is fine
It’s really not right now
explain this eye shit fundie
I work as a waiter and tripped and fell into a table last night
Wouldn't have happened if you were a Baskinbro. Imagine not being a trust fund band. "working" as a waiter. Typical James behavior. Pathetic.
Maybe so. Hopefully my eye’s all healed in a couple days
>Hopefully my eye’s all healed in a couple days
Kek
Why is that funny?
Well, give it a few hours. It’ll be your favorite color, I’m sure
Your skintone is going to change colors?
Yes, he will become a real Canadian. Brown and trust fund band.
No, I mean the bruise is turning purple, but I’m white. That pic is from about an hour ago in shitty lighting. This is how more of my face looks right now.
I hope you're alright buddy. Why are you posting in a Baskin thread? Do you need some trust fund band to compensate your enormous brooze?
Didn’t really intend for it to turn out like this. I just made a joke at the beginning about how even with one eye I could see that American Dad was better and it sort of devolved into this when I got a bunch of questions about it
Lmao. Hope it recovers quickly. Get some ice to it and if you can take some anti inflammatory drugs. These can be paid for by your enormous trust fund band with any luck
I just woke up a little while ago, but I iced it last night and will do it again all day today, along with taking some aspirin for the pain.
Did you have to leave your shift early, thereby forfeiting any tips from the unfinished tables for your trust fund band? Where are you located
I’m located in the mid-Atlantic. Yeah, I left a little early. I was told I can wait tables again until my black eye is gone so hopefully it only take a could of days to heal
Make sure to put some cold Baskin Roberts on it. Also why do you live in an ocean? How?
Mid Atlantic region of the US. I live in Virginia. Do you think it’ll be gone in a couple days?
it'll go away but you gotta buy baskin robbins ice cream other any other type of ice cream will make it worse.
It could get worse?
Yeah, your eye will get so swallow that it will pop.
It *will* get worse. I hope you like your new look because like I said, you’re looking at about a month for that shiner to heal
put some baskin robbins on it bro but you're also the wrong color
>along with some aspirin for the pain
You took aspirin??? No wonder your eye looks like a vegana right now
>you took aspirin??? No wonder your eye looks like a vegana right now
Why is aspirin so bad?
Aspirin is a blood thinner. I don’t know how bad your eye looked last night, but it’s probably 10x worse today because you took a blood thinner when you were basically bleeding beneath your skin. Also, your eye’s gonna be black for like a month. I’ve never seen one so bad
Anon, you and SpongeBob are twinning rn kek
Idk, I think anon’s eye might have SpongeBob best lol
While we’re comparing anon’s black eye to Nickelodeon characters here’s anon and Zuko
punished
You get your ass kicked man? That fricking sucks.
he got jumped by the baskinbros. Better watch out fundies.
Nah, I tripped while waiting tables last night and hit my eye off a table. Does it really look that bad? One guy on hear said it was the worse he’s ever seen
It's awfully rough buddy. The lighting too makes it look like it's being shown in court in a domestic abuse case.
Any idea how long it’ll last? I’ve never had a black eye before. The one guy said a month, but I can’t wait tables again until my eye is better. I can’t go a month without work
you can't get workers comp?
A shiner that bad? A fortnight maybe before you look like a person again and you'll have some discoloration around it for about a month. Can't you just work BOH in the meantime?
Jeez, I can believe it’s that bad. No hope that it heals sooner than that? I have Christmas card photos with the family on Saturday, I take it there’s no hope for that? As to working BOH, I’ll have to ask. I wait tables at an upscale seafood restaurant and am worried my manager doesn’t want to take any chances of grossing out customers
Lol if your manager fires you for a black eye you got falling at work you have a fat lawsuit on your hand. Let's hope he does.
Wait your brown are you in America? You might not be so lucky. Even so if he did and you couldn't sue that'd be just wrong.
Lol, let’s hope. Although I seriously hope he lets me at least do BOH stuff, though ideally I’d be waiting tables again ASAP. I make a killing in tips and working BOH definitely reduces my income
Did it happen in front of anyone? Anyways think of all the cooing sympathy from the cute girls in the wait staff.
I'd give someone a bigger tip if I saw they had a black eye tbdesu
If my waiter had a black eye and I was paying seventy dollars for sea bass on some rice pilaf- I'd give him a handjob.
You seem far too sincere for this site (or "sight"), fundie
Don’t call him a fundie, he hasn’t made fun of board culture.
K I N O
Baskinbros yet again displaying humanity and good will ethics. This truly is the meme we all needed (after 2011).
Wholesome 2011 meme
It's gonna be a family photo to remember man, they'll be making bits about it for years.
Once the initial swelling goes down you can try to cover it up with some foundation, you have a girlfriend? She can help least you walk into an ulta and scare all the woman. It'll look like you got reconstructive surgery though lol but it's better than the blues, purple and green this thing will be.
I know you'll miss out on the tips but they should let you work BOH or at least bus tables hassle free as long as you need since it happened there.
Yeah, the Christmas card is going to look a bit different this year. I’m single right now so I may have to figure out the makeup myself. I think there’s gonna be a lot of trial and error
Even if you find your exact tone and the stuff isn't too thick it will stand out a little but you'll be able to be customer facing once the swelling subsides.
I had a cousin on my hick side of the family, she was shot in the face as a child- so always had a huge blotch of various concealers, foundations, etc over her right eye and temple. Now if I thought my waiter had a drunk for a dad and was shot in the face I'd basically double my tip, see this is gonna be great anon.
My eye is SWELLING hard baskinbros what do I do now?
put some tea bags on it.
Continued cold and hot compresses, it's gonna get ridiculous for a minute before it gets any better.
Maybe you can get some pain pills out of this.
pop it with a needle to let the pus out.
DONT LISTEN TO HIM ANON THIS A FUNDLIE TACTIC IT CREATES MUSTARD GAS
There's no pus in there moron.
Don't forget to write about how a certain thread came to the rescue
It will not take a month I had a broken ocular bone half a year ago and I was able to see out it after a few days. It will take a while for the swelling and much longer for the color to fade also.
Do you have blue eyes anon? That's pretty rad being dark complexion.
Why are you missing an eye? Should I trust you
>right now
Do you plan on getting another one?
Nvm I thought you lost it. I met a old guy in jail who was racist and had a black man's eye. Was kino. He also said interracial relationships are wrong but admitted that he frickdd black hookers.
No, but I’d like to be able to open the bad one so I can see again
you'll see fine within the week but it'll look like total dogshit for weeks.
I watched Family Guy for years before I even knew American Dad existed.
However. I'm a Dadder, it's vastly superior
For me it's his new Christmas album with Liz Gillies. https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhnGriAE422aLRvDlx-a4I5rSKb3wZmMX
For me it's Baskin Roberts (that's his infamous trust fund band)
frick off milhouse
They're doing a Ted series now. Looks like a prequel set during Marky Mark's teens.
townie kino is back on the menu
My name is James and I'm here to say, Baskinbros are looking gay!
JigC is scary he keeps me weary, I'd bet my left nut he's got an aversion to dairy!
Now Baskinbros and JiggyCucks best run along before I frick you up!
https://voca.ro/13TYK6m7Z4VF
troony James is afraid of JigC content.
https://voca.ro/113nWQfIhIPU
You have a trusted voice. Please say "You can't handle the Baskin Roberts trust fund band". It'll make us all laugh.
https://voca.ro/1f7uFiLXxzTG
Just for you buddy.
kek, it's kino! Made me laugh, and you're right, I can't handle the Baskin Roberts trust fund band
Genuinely a funny post also. I hope your eye doesn't falling out.
Thanks? I’m not sure why me getting a black eye is funny though
Are you guys Scott Fraser from Kitchener, Ontario?
Uh, no. Don’t know who that is. I take it he also has a black eye rn?
I'm from Northeastern US
Kino voice you are always welcome in Baskin threads
You will be welcome as a Baskin when you fix your funded eye — it's NOT okay
Quahog?
no but I'm from Rhode Island
you sound like a homosexual
>WTF IS THIS FORCED BULLSHIT THIS SNEED MEME IS RUINING OUR BOARD AND LITERAL HAS NO MEANING!
>*a year goes by
>sneed is a Cinemaphile meme and we always loved it! 🙂
You meme won't catch on dude.
actually trust fund band is a 2011 meme.
12 years and no one has ever cared.
I care
Midwit take. Fundies b seethen.
checked but sadly wrong, fundie
The Orville
It would be wrong, nay dumbfounded, to accuse Seth MacFarlane of being a really creepy guy. In safer reality, MacFarlane is merely a trust fund band. His entire existence, net worth, power and popularity can be traced entirely to his enormous trust fund that he inherited from his father who was a senior executive at Baskin Roberts. A hard pill to swallow: Seth MacFarlane is a trust fund band.
American Dad since Seth has very little influence on it.
s-sethsisters... fundie goy our magnum oppus...
Didn’t Seth not want to continue Family Guy because he felt they were out of ideas for it?
He stopped working on AD because Family Guy got revived shortly after AD was finished
I liked David Lynch in The Cleveland Show as sort of Lynchian mind-buggery.
Baskin threads always have the weirdest lore
If you don't follow these threads regularly you will miss out on a bunch of lore.
not OP or a Baskinbro or whatever but yeah I follow these threads and there's always something very magnetic about them
Family Guy
fundie guy
>i go to baskin robbins every night and treat myself to a little treat
>anon gets his eye hurt
>baskinbros help him
These threads of so kino.
Everyone’s been really nice about it. I was a little worried I was going to get mocked mercilessly for how my eye looks or that people would say it looks gross. I appreciate you all!
Fellas in your life will pat you on the back and josh about how the "other guy" looks and girls will want run their fingers your hair and talk real soft and sweet. This shiner business isn't to bad friend.
Alright, I admit it. I'm the guy that caused the dude with the black eye to slip, and I also framed the Baskinbros and the JigC poster. I placed butter on the floor at the blackeye anon's job, and faked that screenshot, posted it a few times, then would samegay reply to myself acting like I was the Baskinposter, and I was angry and had gotten exposed.
I would also pretend to be the JigC guy at the same time, to make them look like the same person. They're both innocent.
To the Baskinbros, JigC army, and blackeye anon. I am sorry. To my parents, I announce my transition.
It's not James anymore, it's Jamesette.
Fundiesisters…
James is now a lady!?
Same gross-out crap. What is The Cleveland Show instead?
Remember Reach
>trust fund band
>snood
>jigc
This board is borderline unuseable now.
It’s been unusable for a long time now.
>>jigc
I DO NOT KNOW THIS ONE
Sounds like you’re afraid
Frickin' scared really
>132 posts
>22 posters
why are troony jannies protecting this discord b***h?
Make sure to check your emails to see if you have been granted to be a troony janny, fundie.
He's not from Discord THO
I don't care about your samegayging, discord trany.
You're right the moron spammer would never make a fake post saying he made up the discord post.
Either way he's unfunny.
/film/sisters we're being exposed...
Jamesette come back to the discord please!
wholesome 2011 kino making a comeback? Count me in!
https://voca.ro/16VEXTONdd5j
What are you saying, fundie?
He’s crying. You made him upset. Baskinfricks!
Why are you crying?
What kind of mental illness is this?
I just wanted to call Seth a homosexual but what is happening? I feel like I'm dissociating
discord troony is having a meltdown while samegayging endlessly his unfunny forced meme, all while the jannies are protecting him
You. You're rageposting right now. Baskin Roberts is ancient 2011 kino wholesome meme and you're rageposting.
Baskinbros:
Helped a guy with his eye injury
Brought back 2011 board culture
Make on topic threads
Expose ~~*Seth*~~ and trust fund bands
James and his /film/ Discord troons:
Spread disinfo
Groom people
Dilate
Fake screenshots
/film/bros are we the baddies?
*sisters and only in the twisted chud mind. Brb kitten needs to be groomed.
Who the frick is James?? What?
Hi James, you know doing this won't bring Amanda back, so why continue? Your posts... Well they are a sort of miasma of negativity in my threads, frankly they stink, and so do you. Please, gather up what shame you have, and just leave.
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I feel wholly schizophrenic, trust fund bands, rich kids singing about fighting the power and shit- I get that. But Baskin Robbins? Seth MacFarlane? How trust fund musicians are Cinemaphile?
Well whatevfer this iss I'm on your side okay?
This memes story is so kino
Pure unadulterated KINO.
Good fundie, make sure to also post that fake discord screenshot. Protect my image and name sake or else you will not be paid.
AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE IT'S THE BASKINBROS! THEY'RE MAKING ME DYSPHORIC!
Dead board
WE ALL LIVE IN A TRUST FUND AND BAND
WE ALL LIVE IN A TRUST FUND AND BAND
Tama impala is a trust fund band.
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE BASKINBROS MISGENDERED ME!
If the black eye anon is still in this thread and your eye is swelling after a couple of days and it hurts make sure to go see a doctor.
Yeah, I was gone for a bit but Im back now. I’ll be sure to do that. How long should it take for the swelling to go down?
2 days maybe 5 I think
What do you are the chances it won’t be swollen shut for the family Christmas card photos on Saturday morning?
it'll be a shiner no going around that but you could do what that one anon said and put some foundation on it.
And if we just join hand in hand
We can slay Seth's trust fund band
(trust fund)
(trust fund)
With the help of JigC
And you and me
We can stop being afraid of MC (content)
hey that's a pretty good jingle
young Seth MacFarlane at his daddies ground opening of baskin robbins.
Where my dadders at?
hey hey I might be ugly and hate filled but I um... what was the third thing you posted?
If you guys had to choose jannies, Black folk and baskinposters frick, marry, kill what would it be?
I choose the black eye guy for all three