>let's change the designs which people loved in Bumblebee >and remove Bumblebee for most of the movie >and increase the scale and make it about a mcguffin again >and have none of the actors come back >and pay overpriced actors to voice characters >and kill off the character voiced by this year's Oscar winner >without even letting her transform >and make Prime an butthole again >and let's not have Decepticons >but still have 3 factions in total >and throw in Beast Wars >but without 3/4 of the characters >and half of those who get in doesn't get to have more than 2 lines >and put in Unicron >and have bland Evil McEvil characters >and put in G.I.Joe in as a twist as well, but don't let them do anything while the world is ending >and let's still not make it a hard reboot of the franchise
its box office flop because theres no good ongoing cartoon about transformer the michael bay directed movie garning millions because millennial and boomer want to see transformer in live action meanwhile genz and alpha dont care about it
Seth Rogen has gone out of hand. Yeah we get the joke: this entirely talentless person has a huge career. Haha, very funny. But please put him back behind a gas station counter where he belongs.
I wonder if a movie about a famous comedian who wakes up one day to discover his money gone and nobody knows who he is or thinks he's funny would be too on the nose
The problem isn't that the main character was black, the problem is that the main character was human. It's a Transformers movie the humans are secondary at best, sidekicks, and movie makers need to stop making this mistake.
>flop >has nothing to do with the director going off on "WE WUZ KANGS IN SHEEEIT"
Good. No one likes black people anymore. Main stream media has made sure of that.
Why would I go see a movie starring 'groids when they'll probably pull a gun and rob me for my shit mid movie while hooting "GUD BOY!!!"
It sucks that we live in a society where a movie can gross billions but it's still considered a failure if doesn't make as many billions as it did before, so workers must suffer and consumers must be shorted.
the bay verse is open game
do what ya want ,frick knows they did
I didnt even see this one
last bit I saw was a clip of Anthony Hopkins explaining how he built all the hosts from westworld using deception tech or whatever I just zoned out,even he couldnt save it
>name the movie like it's gonna be about the beast formers >they're only a factor in the second half of the movie >Primal spends nearly the entire movie in beast mode >Rayzor never transforms out of beast mode >beast modes are way too robotic & gigantic missing the entire point of why the characters were like that >time travel is a major factor in this movie with the Maximals being from the future >MacGuffin key is the only way to time travel >somehow Scourge ends up in the past from the future with no explanation or even questioning from the Maximals how that was possible >Maximals were implied to have more than the ones we see in the movie but for some reason they're just gone >Predacons don't even get a name drop >Decepticons don't get a name drop
Besides all the stereotypical Black person shit like the soundtrack or the characters being pure stereotypes who can't act, the movie's real big problems involve the writing. This isn't even close to everything wrong with it.
JFC the only reason why these movies got made after the second one was because insectoids loved this trash series. They were making so much in China where it gave massive high ratings compared to reality where the public and reviewers gave it sub 30's/1-2 stars
We're already halfway there
>let's change the designs which people loved in Bumblebee
>and remove Bumblebee for most of the movie
>and increase the scale and make it about a mcguffin again
>and have none of the actors come back
>and pay overpriced actors to voice characters
>and kill off the character voiced by this year's Oscar winner
>without even letting her transform
>and make Prime an butthole again
>and let's not have Decepticons
>but still have 3 factions in total
>and throw in Beast Wars
>but without 3/4 of the characters
>and half of those who get in doesn't get to have more than 2 lines
>and put in Unicron
>and have bland Evil McEvil characters
>and put in G.I.Joe in as a twist as well, but don't let them do anything while the world is ending
>and let's still not make it a hard reboot of the franchise
What a mess. Paramount is ran by idiots.
It was so easy to springboard off of Bumblebee but they just up and squandered it.
Seth Rogan deserves to be put up against the wall and shot.
For the crime of huwting youw fewwings?
For the crime of not being able to write one single good thing
for the movie 'good boys'
no dummy. for being a shit slinging dirty israelite.
Sounds like a speciaw snowfake got his fewwing huwt.
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
Why does everyone spell his last name wrong?
its box office flop because theres no good ongoing cartoon about transformer the michael bay directed movie garning millions because millennial and boomer want to see transformer in live action meanwhile genz and alpha dont care about it
Seth Rogen has gone out of hand. Yeah we get the joke: this entirely talentless person has a huge career. Haha, very funny. But please put him back behind a gas station counter where he belongs.
I wonder if a movie about a famous comedian who wakes up one day to discover his money gone and nobody knows who he is or thinks he's funny would be too on the nose
>on the nose
Yes, several
>main characters are blacks
>flops
>all previous movies had white/latino characters
>commercial success
The main character of this WAS Latino you dumbass casual.
hes a full blown black not a mestizo latino, he looks 100% african
Delusional moron, are there africans under your chair?
The problem isn't that the main character was black, the problem is that the main character was human. It's a Transformers movie the humans are secondary at best, sidekicks, and movie makers need to stop making this mistake.
~~*Yes*~~
>Hey, let's jump on the Cinematic Universe trend when it's nearing its end.
>flop
>has nothing to do with the director going off on "WE WUZ KANGS IN SHEEEIT"
Good. No one likes black people anymore. Main stream media has made sure of that.
Why would I go see a movie starring 'groids when they'll probably pull a gun and rob me for my shit mid movie while hooting "GUD BOY!!!"
I don't know who Evan Goldberg is, but everything Seth has been heavily involved in post 2014 has been awful.
If you think letting them loose on Transformers is a good idea, you're not just touching grass, you're smoking it.
>Aww kiwkes shwould be kiwwed!
>Iwonic shitpwosting is stwill shitpwosting
Mummy, my fewwes! Twey huwt!
It sucks that we live in a society where a movie can gross billions but it's still considered a failure if doesn't make as many billions as it did before, so workers must suffer and consumers must be shorted.
How wonderfully israeli
#restorethebayverse
Also nope
the bay verse is open game
do what ya want ,frick knows they did
I didnt even see this one
last bit I saw was a clip of Anthony Hopkins explaining how he built all the hosts from westworld using deception tech or whatever I just zoned out,even he couldnt save it
Anthony Ramos looks like the annoying errand boy at my local corner store, and for that reason I will not watch his movies
So it could flop even harder?
>name the movie like it's gonna be about the beast formers
>they're only a factor in the second half of the movie
>Primal spends nearly the entire movie in beast mode
>Rayzor never transforms out of beast mode
>beast modes are way too robotic & gigantic missing the entire point of why the characters were like that
>time travel is a major factor in this movie with the Maximals being from the future
>MacGuffin key is the only way to time travel
>somehow Scourge ends up in the past from the future with no explanation or even questioning from the Maximals how that was possible
>Maximals were implied to have more than the ones we see in the movie but for some reason they're just gone
>Predacons don't even get a name drop
>Decepticons don't get a name drop
Besides all the stereotypical Black person shit like the soundtrack or the characters being pure stereotypes who can't act, the movie's real big problems involve the writing. This isn't even close to everything wrong with it.
JFC the only reason why these movies got made after the second one was because insectoids loved this trash series. They were making so much in China where it gave massive high ratings compared to reality where the public and reviewers gave it sub 30's/1-2 stars