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I lost the interest in the last few episodes tbh.
I don't believe they can wrap the show up without some dumb Lost tier shit
>I don't believe they can wrap the show up without some dumb Lost tier shit
mayyybeee
I don't know where they're going with Mark's wife being Ms. Casey, or how they're going to write around the ending to get us back with the innies. Like why would Helly E. return to the severed floor? Why wouldn't Mark and Dylan get fired?
i'm gonna guess that season 2 starts with all of them in the real world and then it's gonna have them randomly switching between the innie and outtie personas
That’s a good guess.
I'm still surprised how much pessimism there is on this board from people who actually enjoyed the first season. This should be three seasons maximum, at least give them a chance to put season 2 out.
I think they went too quickly for the reveals. Honestly I don't care that much about the overarching conspiracy, I wish we stayed longer inside the offices.
It was all in his head. He has a split personality.
me too. i had hoped they'd do more inside the severed zone. once they went more to drama in their actual lives they kind of wasted the gimmick
Honestly, the only thing that can possibly not frick this up is — not explaining anything, Lynch style. Anything they can conceivably come up with is going to be bellow our expectations at best and (what is most likely) utter dog crap at worst.
>bellow
lmao, it's over. Your done.
>Your done.
You we’re saying?
I'm refusing to react but would peruse an article link to said news.
*smooch*
Please don't disbelieve the news I have revealed to you. 10 points deducted.
Post the fox pic
>Chaos reigns
This is the only drama that I have hope for. Really enjoyed the first season.
This show is like crack for midwits.
Agreed. We should keep watching Sopranos so we can distance ourselves from the midwits
>the mere mention of the show causes his distress
are you mad that almost everyone liked it except for you?
Midwit bros we eating good
God I love being mid
Yeah I'm thinking we're back
AWYISS
My most anticipated TV show of 2024
I sill don't get why they made the old guy gay
I kinda liked his character
>The Good Place but boring and grey and without a qt lead actress who's a heckin valid bisexual-coded mini-bawd
:yawn:
>the good place
Dont even start trying to call this worse than that shit heap. That was pegitimitely the worst season of tv i have ever sat through. Quit halfway through season 2.
About time
Long ass frickin' wait for a show that's filmed inside of an office building.
amazing that they managed to spend $20m an episode on it.
It's been 2 years already, I don't care anymore
Liar.
C'mon anon, cheer up. Try to enjoy a few things even if most things these days are godawful.
Same. The show was too drawn out and felt lost anyway. Cool concept but its like they didn't know what to do with it.
if they had known what to do with it, they would have realized they needed to get it done in 1 season if they wanted it to be actually satisfying and not just a bunch of stalling.
I don't understand this mindset at all, is there really that much other stuff you'd rather watch?
This is me. It was a cool show but I'll have to catch up if I want to care again.
any interest in the show I had evaporated when I found out it wasn't a one-and-done series.
it is a one and done series
ur mom is a one and done series
Best show I've seen in while. Adam Scott has to be in the top 5 underrated actors working today (along with Walter Ghoul Goggins) and Patricia Arquette was actually competent for the first time. If you've ever worked for a soulless corporation you'd appreciate the tone of the writing in the show
Patricia Arquette is always great what are you on about? Can't think of bad performance from her, loved her since Lost Highway and she was great in Escape from Dannemora
>tfw I only watched this show a month ago and now I get to watch S2 without having to wait two years
Feels almost as good as when I watched Twin Peaks for the first time way after The Return came out. Frick waiting 25 years.
it's only done filming, post-production might take another 6 months or even a year
Releasing by end of the year.
>taking the news at face value even after production went 100% over budget and shot for 180 days.
It probably will but you shouldn't take that for granted.
le apple minimalist style mystery box
I'm just really scared it's gonna turn out like From and have no fricking answers and just be a disappointing followup to a solid season 1.
hope we get more stuff about the weird religious cult aspect
hope we get more 90s LucasArts tier palette animations
hope we get history of the inter-department competition/wars
hope we do NOT get an explanation of why the macrodata numbers are special
it's been 2 fricking years. they can frick off for all i care.
in fairness there were about 6 months of strikes in that period.
I'm, for one, really excited to find out what moronic excuse they are going to come up with to not terminate the entire bunch after the finale stunt.
They just wipe the innies. They just pretend Helly "exposing" Lumon at the conference was just a prank. Helen takes over since the Innies lost control, she gets back on stage and says "haha fooled ya".
There's probably a setting for "Give the Outties the memories of the Innies while maintaining the Outties as the dominant personality" that Milicheck hits so the Outties know what the Innies did.
>They just pretend Helly "exposing" Lumon at the conference was just a prank. Helen takes over since the Innies lost control, she gets back on stage and says "haha fooled ya".
This bait-and-switch backpedaling would almost be enough to get me to stop watching.
It's bait-and-switch to the conference members, but in the story it makes sense. The Innies lost control right at the end of the episode, so regular, Outtie Helly takes over while at the conference after being tackled off the stage by Cobel.
Keep up homosexual.
Outtie Helen*
Helen is the Outtie, Helly is the Innie. Helen regains control, Cobel tells her the Innies took control, Helen shakes it off and takes over the conference.
After the conference they go on the hunt for the rest of MDR.
I understand that, I'm just saying I just hope they don't just pretend like nothing happen and basically make the events of the last episode mean jack shit.
Conference-wise Lumon would have to cover it up. No two-ways about it.
In terms of the Innies breaking out, all Lumon has to do is tell the Outties to just go to work as normal the next day and they’ll sort it out.
People say they preferred the “office mystery” aspect, why would you complain if they go back to that?
I just want to find out what the frick the goats were, I noticed recently Cobell had a stuffed goat on her shrine
Just a red-herring to confuse and scare the Innies.
Lumon intentionally fosters an air of mystery and fear for the Innies, eg. making different paintings of the departmental wars. You really think there's a functional purpose of a man feeding baby goats in a random room?
No, until I saw that Cobell had one along with all her other paraphernalia. Wasn't there goat head demon symbolism in the paintings and the weird waffle orgy too? Is it all just Lumon misdirection?
Half misdirection.
Half Lumon weirdness mirroring Bilderberg group/elite cabal weirdness.
Ben Stiller directed Zoolander, which is also about mind-controlled slaves working for a powerful higher-up. He's probably well versed in all the elite-cabal nonsense.
what the frick do they actually do inside for the corporation? I mean it's a ridicule of worthless departments in a real life corporation I get it, but still in the world we are presented, what the frick do they do? It makes zero sense
The book released alongside the show suggested the Innies are targeting enemies of Lumon and literally killing them.
The four emotions in the data align with Kier's four humours. Note one is a goat.
Why encrypt their work when they are encrypted? I don’t think they actually do anything and are just guinea pigs
Did you read the Lexington Letter? Your theory has already been debunked.
The value of google isn't what people search but how people search. The way they search, the things they've been exposed to that made them search, what they do after, etc. You then use that to work backwards to control people.
>People say they preferred the “office mystery” aspect, why would you complain if they go back to that?
I just want progression and hopefully for the series to end on S2. With every new season, the chances it gets cancelled or becomes shit become greater and greater, like playing Russian roulette.
The actual excuse doesn't matter but I'm guessing the procedure is prohibitively expensive and hard to recruit for now with the growing protests and popular opinion of how creepy it is.
They need their innie data for whatever Lumon's plan is. They probably just lock down MDR further and the plot is the outies breaking in instead.
I still don't believe it will ever be released. Higher ups will block it for being too kino.
took you long enough you slowpoke frickwads
it's gonna be dumb but i'm gonna be there for it
can't wait
I really dont like you guys. you ruin every good show with your bullshit high standards...LOST and GOT should had lasted longer but you homosexuals and your rush to judgement.
now here we go again with Severance and FROM let the shows have its mishaps stop trying to be the smartest guy in the room.
What are you talking about? Both shows were ruined by stretching too thin and the writers bailing to make Hollywood slop. We didn't kill either show, if anything George RR is more to blame for being the typical writers block old man. Needs to do some coke
you should shut up start with that premise
literally the only thing I'm looking forward to
>Wednesdays, amirite anon?
I sever for she
Why does she walk so weird?
idk but i'm here to watch it
>tfw no crazy eyes work waifu
This had way too many Black folks and in really jarring places like there's a white family having dinner but that can't be allowed so there's an extra Black person mocking the white family like what the frick lmao
You're being such a Dylan right now
S1 was so good i worry they cant fallow it up.
There is always a chance, but it really feels like Westworld situation, where someone has a brilliant idea, but then is told to fallow it up.
Another problem is that the great critique of office culture and open sapce cancer can be lost in overarching story, from the hell IT people know into just some s-f show.
Not even gonna bother.
It's clear from season 1 they had no idea what they were doing. They very obviously came up with an outstanding premise, but then the writers didn't know what to do with it.
And the structure of it all was awful. Nothing happens every episode until the final 30 seconds, when something finally does happen JUST to make you tune in to the next episode, where it repeats all over again.
>but then the writers didn't know what to do with it
I have no idea how you can say shit like this after having seen only one season that ended on a cliffhanger.
Some mysteries were resolved. Some mysteries remain. You want them to try to fit everything into one season?
>It's clear from season 1 they had no idea what they were doing
This became really evident from the fact that they were still doing rewrites this year, over 100 days into shooting.
>It's clear from season 1 they had no idea what they were doing
That's usually how shows are made. There are very few actual longer-than-one-season TV shows that come with a concrete end point in mind from one episode.
They had two years to figure out the fricking mystery boxes, even a moron could come up with a solution
I'm confused, his non work self believes his wife died in a car accident but she is actually that asian Ms. Casey chick? Is this a side effect or what? He went for the procedure after he "lost" his wife, right?
i love fox mommy so much bros
Hey is this not that famous Trek actor who piloted Worf's ship in First Contact?
how did you gays manage to wait three fricking years? i finished it last week and i already don't know what to do
>super evil company lmao
>2 security guards
why do people like this trash?
>t. media illiterate
why didn't they just fly the eagles into lumon industries
Why does Helen hate her innie so much? They are literally the same person. And what kind of fricked up sociopath would force themselves into such a situation?
>Yeah I’m fine with waking up a wagie for the rest of my life
Like at least have some fricking windows so people can see outside or something holy shit.
>They are literally the same person
The show posits that they're "separate people", since the Innie doesn't have the Outties memories nor does it "live" outside of Lumon.
Technically it is just yourself, but the show pretends it's a separate person, and in Helen's case the Innie actively works against what Helen wants.
because she's doing it to shill the new generation of chips. that should've been obvious when the big presentation was "look how happy i am I'm severed i'm an heiress it can work for anyone... now"
This is going to be the classic case of a show that is all set up and fails spectacularly to pay them off. Many such cases (just watched the final episode of Shogun).
it will be like season 2 of prison break. the show becomes bad when they leave the prison
its been over two years since the premier of this show. can someone please explain why it took almost 3 years for a second season of a show that isn't CGI heavy. god i hate modern television
Probably had something to do with the very lengthy, very heavily publicised pan-industry strike that took place you fricking moron
There was a writer's and screen actor's guild strike while it was being made, so everything got shut down and then needed to be wound back up. I know you want your treats and stamp your feet and demand that they be brought to you now, now now!. But the adults that actually make them sometimes have to priortize more important things, like solidarity with the other workers that make your treats even possible.
yes good goy suck up to the israeli producers im sure they'll let in their cool club if you keep sucking their wieners
Imagine seducing your neighbors wife’s innie. Pure kino.