Severance thread

Just finished it, it was pretty kino, what did Cinemaphile think of it?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kino but i hope for more office shengians next season

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WE SERVE KIER, YOU CHILD!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The religious stuff feels a bit forced, maybe. The aesthetic kind of clashes the wrong way with the retro 50s/60s style. I guess it's kind of inspired by Scientology.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        religious stuff is kino

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Which temper is which in that picture?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            jester is obviously frolic. goat is obviously malice. veiled woman is woe, old crone in dread.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            jester is obviously frolic. goat is obviously malice. veiled woman is woe, old crone in dread.

            close-up. they appear in the waffle party

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I hadn't realised it was all of them, thought it was just the goat - need to rewatch

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >they bring sausage to my waffle party

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ah shit you're right

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Of all of the four tempers demonstrated in this post, I think my favorite is woe.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The aesthetic kind of clashes the wrong way with the retro 50s/60s style
        I strongly disagree, I thought it fit perfectly into the aesthetic of this giant shady megacorp ran by a cult

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The religious stuff is like the crux of the alternate universe. Their family obviously has some mormon/scientology style design for global conversion and subjugation of the planet under their apocalyptic cult. The family's ambitions to have their Keir religion adopted via severance all over the world is the central conflict.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    heres the daily shill thread

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the black guy is hilarious

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I want to know how they'll continue season two. They just had an innie going on stage and yelling about how the company tortures innies in front of a crowd of journalists and elites, doesn't seem like it's something they can cover up.

        I don't understand why he was so desperate to gain the author guy's favour, they're all equally shallow and moronic.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Are we sure there were legitimate journalists? Seemed like a private function.

          Also he didn't want the author's approval, he wanted the community's approval. That's why he was privately trying to denigrate the author and his wife's decision to bring the baby out in public during the reading (lol).

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Are we sure there were legitimate journalists? Seemed like a private function.
            Wasn't the whole party suppose to be one big proof that being an innie is fufilling and great? I would assume that they would invite a lot of people who are still on the fence about severance.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Seemed like a private function
            It was. And Helly's speech will likely be suppressed in S2. We might even see outie Helena go into damage control and become an antagonist.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Are we sure there were legitimate journalists? Seemed like a private function.
              Wasn't the whole party suppose to be one big proof that being an innie is fufilling and great? I would assume that they would invite a lot of people who are still on the fence about severance.

              I think PR spin is the likely scenario, we really don't have any evidence that modern society in Severance has any serious investigative journalism or functional government regulations. I assume the fact that Helly is the lynch pin to some sort of major congressional agenda will be the leverage that the gang uses to not be straight up purged and tortured forever, but who knows.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                unfortunately I think most of them will be fired and banned from the office, especially Helly now that her photoshoots are done, which means less office kino and more outie/Devon garbage. I hope they find a way to bring them back into the office. Mark certainly won't go back now that he told Devon the truth. Irving was too stupid to write anything down so he might go back. And Dylan might be held prisoner there.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They definitely have to go back underground lol. Its already been established that the company will fake people's deaths to trap them in the severed complex, surely something like that is going to go down.

                Helly has to keep being a severed worker for damage control. If they come up with an excuse for her outburst, its going to be contingent on protecting the media narrative that severance is a positive for the people involved.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Helly has to keep being a severed worker for damage control.
                Outie Helena can just pretend to be innie Helly. It's too big a risk for her and with too low to gain. She already got the surgery and got the pictures, really nothing else for her to do as an innie. It was always a publicity stunt.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This, I also don't want them to spend like 4 eps just getting back to the office.

                With any luck in S2E1, Harmony follows through on her promise, abducts Irv and Mark, then they're used as leverage to get Helly to comply.

                Having outie Helly as an antagonist would also make things very interesting

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Outie Helena seems like will do anything to further the Lumon goal. She doesn't need to be threatened by Cobel to do so.

                I really hope she never returns

                truly awful character

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Innie helly I mean - outie will help ensure she stays there but innie will need to be forced to comply

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What is it with this show and using people with extremely distinct faces

                Her character sucks though. We get it, Mark is awkward and depressed because his wife died, we don't need to see more excruciating dates

                She's just a plot device for Mark to act dysfunctional around. She doesn't really have a purpose anymore so I doubt she will be around much longer.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Mark will go back because now he knows his wife is there.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't understand why he was so desperate to gain the author guy's favour, they're all equally shallow and moronic.
          because he's even more shallow and moronic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How did Joseph Gordon Levitt get away with blackface in this day and age?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Being introduced to these over the top characters the way we were in this scene had me thinking that it was all fake. That they were all Lumon people continuing the experiment outside, like Selvig.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute, indiluted kino

    I'm praying they don't pull a Westworld and make the second series garbage that diverts from the original premise

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Great, even though I thought the excessive amount of cliffhangers at the end of the finale was kind of bullshit. I am hoping next season they get a little more interesting with the number of fronts that characters are running. The records in John Turturro's house seem to imply that a single human being can have multiple severed personalities over the course of a lifetime, if not simultaneously.

    I'd also like to see the lumon religion's role in general society elaborated on more. Its clear that some of the kooky tenets they proselytize on the severance floor are public knowledge in general society, but i'd like to know what extent their utopian apocalyptic beliefs are known to the public and where they derive from in the history of the universe.

    Overall, great show. Hope they don't take too long with s2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The records in John Turturro's house seem to imply that a single human being can have multiple severed personalities over the course of a lifetime, if not simultaneously.

      I didn't spot that, what do you mean?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The finale really felt like the plan should've started somewhere in that episode, they had too much time and had to pad the tension way out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think they had to pad things out, but if the show has an actual plan maybe to conclude s1 with the cliffhangers they wanted they had to cut the 10th episode you might expect of in a season and pad the 9th out with some fake ticking clock.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The board would like you to speak first, Cinemaphile

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It took me a while to get used to Turturro in this, I couldn't figure out what kind of accent he was trying to do.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >what kind of accent
      like an eager thespian accent. similarly weird accent to Cobel's outie (Mrs. Selvig).

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >first ep
    >"Ah, there's a man who's at peace!"
    >new person called HELLy

    So Mark is dead then

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's not dead, he goes home everyday.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I saw the first two episodes on a plane ride. It seemed ok

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ok now I’m convinced apple shills are here and are desperate. Good show tho

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm an industrial designer, I loved the series because it sort of subliminally reinforces the importance of good product and set design. The series wouldn't be nearly as compelling in a generic cubicle farm, or a contemporary silicon valley office, the anachronistic and mid-century designs make it memorable and elevate the feel of the series as a whole, even though they have no direct bearing on the plot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm an industrial designer

      Has anything about the show made you reconsider the ethics of what you do? Just because they chose a retrofuturistic style doesn't negate the fact that the objective of corporate interior design is behavioral modification with the intent of undermining the worker's sense of privacy and agency to organize outside the supervision of their employer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, they'll put you in a cage no matter what, it might as well be a good looking cage.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So you've designing the most a e s t h e t i c ~~*open office floor plan*~~ in the business I suppose?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope she never returns

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What is it with this show and using people with extremely distinct faces

      Her character sucks though. We get it, Mark is awkward and depressed because his wife died, we don't need to see more excruciating dates

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    With this scene I knew I would watch the whole thing. The music, set and the actress were so sedating.

  15. 2 years ago
    afatoldman

    This thread needs more Helly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      poast bruv

      • 2 years ago
        afatoldman

        Unfortunately I don’t have anything to post.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Then why did you say it wtf

          • 2 years ago
            afatoldman

            It was a thinly veiled request.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was a long and padded black mirror episode, nothing happens that couldn't be explored in 1 or 2 episodes.
    Damn apple is desperate for content.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is black mirror good or poz reddit shit?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Black Mirror is hack garbage

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think the alternative history shit that it alludes to could not have been fit with the most black mirrorish elements of the show into only 2 episodes. I'm guessing you didn't watch and r just shitposting or you only watched 3 episodes and dropped it.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think Irving is the most interesting character so far. How does he know what the elevator hallway thing look like? Do you think he knew about the overtime contingency and set up his house so his innie would find shit out? Why does the innie have an English accent when the outie is obviously a patriot?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My guess is that Irving's implant is breaking down due to his age and 3 years at Lumon (maybe the tech degrades after a couple of years)

      Possibly he had lucid moments before, hence the anti-severance fliers, but his innie doesn't remember them or something

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What about Burt's seven years?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The elevator in the black hallway probably has something to do with it. I'm guessing that it does something to the innie to reset them, and Irving has been there much longer than two years

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Stanley Parable
            The black hallway elevator goes to the research floor. Its for people who don't ever leave.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              But Irving clearly has knowledge of it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm guessing that its possible people who are having their innies blanked and replaced with new innies also go down there, as it is for 'extended' stays. Alternatively, Irving may have had an unsevered roll on the research floor and he is trying to pass knowledge of it on to his innie self for unstated reasons.

                The paperwork in his home clearly indicates that he thinks some lumon workers are being disappeared and given knew identities under assumed names to separate them from their above ground lives. Specifically the multiple people with different names aged 58 that he had circled on the employee roster which he annotated as being presumably 'same person???'

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't the overtime contingency a think where they wake your innie up outside of severance hours?

      My theory is that Irving's outtie has figured out that sleep deprivation to the point of experiencing micro-sleep during severance allows knowledge of the inner world to be passed to the outer world, and he is trying to gather information that way. It also seems from the documents he has in his house that he is trying to track down people who have been disappeared via aliases.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bruh the door he's painting over and over doesn't have any relevance to anything in the severed office. it looks like he's been painting that door over and over for longer than he's been severed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Its literally where mark's azn wife's innie goes to cease existing. They mention at some point that 'part-timers' like her come from the research floor.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gave me comfy Stanley Parable vibes. I'll watch season 2.

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