>sex scene. >character doesn't cum in 20 seconds and then apologize

>sex scene
>character doesn't cum in 20 seconds and then apologize

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >woman isn't bored and looking at her phone during sex
    is there anything more unrealistic in movies

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sex scene
    >woman cums twice and man can't come no matter the position or speed and when she tries jerking him off for ten minutes he finally gives up and jerks himself off while she makes out with him

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >woman cums
      Still unrealistic

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sex scene
    >man can't get hard because all the high blood pressure medication

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was still a terrible man and a fornicator, my girlfriend at the time enjoyed when I came quickly. It made her feel sexy. She also turned out to be crazy.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sex scene
    >guy isn’t terrified and runs away when the woman takes her clothes off
    UGH

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thing that bother me most about sex scenes is how the guys will immediately get dressed right after cooming, just imagine the smell in their pants

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll be 41 in April and have never kissed a woman :/

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have high blood pressure?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope I’m a Cinemaphilecel

        2024 is going to be your year, anon.

        I think so too anon thank you

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      2024 is going to be your year, anon.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many men have you kissed?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Today or in total?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 40 and Cinemaphile and had sex last night, you should try it, it's nice

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should do something about that. The institution of prostitution may be distasteful but it serves a purpose.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure your sex drive will whither away in the next 5-10 years and you can focus on.. whatever it is you truly want to do with the rest of your life

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Implying (you) ever even got that far.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The secret is to jack off about three times before doing the chore, three blue pills and some coke can help to you to stay hard/energetic. The method works like a charm, I got seven women to cum with that method, usually happens at the second hour of fricking. Get some ointment tho, the extreme friction becomes a b***h the day after.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 hours to get a woman off seems like an inordinate amount of time

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        On a serious note, if she hasn't cum within ten minutes, you're doing something very wrong. Guys that brag about fricking for hours are either porn addicted virgins trying to get reddit points, drug addicts, or people who are shit at fricking

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is why i'm so afraid of losing my virginity

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why? You just cum inside a woman, it's not rocket science. She doesn't even have to cum herself.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can this be improved/‘maxxed’ or is it genetic

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sex scene
    >multiple people are involved

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >apologizing
    ngmi

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    one time i took a girl home from a club and she was super hot but i was so nervous i couldnt get hard then i came in like 15 seconds and she was so disappointed
    the autism runs too deep bros even getting laid isnt gonna fix it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Caring about the enjoyment of a club hoe
      Lmao, you scored anon, it's more than what lots of people around here can say. If it makes you feel better, I'm pretty sure she's already forgotten about it, why haven't you?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try an ugly woman. There's plenty of them nowadays.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The lonely island song "doesn't matter had sex" is literally about this exact circumstance. Don't beat yourself up. Take the win

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go to a sex shop. They have sprays/gels with lidocaine that numb the sensitive parts of your dick so you don't come quickly. And pills so you can stay hard regardless of nervousness

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least the israelites didn't mangle your wiener. I have a botched circumcision that makes it painful to have sex and the israelite who's responsible for ruining my life will never be held accountable for it. I literally and unironically cannot have sex because of the israelites. How do you think that makes me feel?

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in 20 seconds
    Take it easy Don Juan, no need to humble brag about not cooming as soon as you insert into vagoon

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t believe I have to explain this.

    Jerk off before. Then when you have sex you can last a long time and she’ll think you’re a thoroughbred when in reality your tank is just empty.

    Later on when you’re closer as a couple then start dumping regularly.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Character jerks off to women only for twenty years
    >Finds trap porn and jerks off to that until it’s all he can cum to
    >Finally has sex with a woman but it’s too late, he’s not aroused by women anymore
    >Character tries to be gay but can’t do that either
    >Thinks about killing himself daily

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clean your room bucko

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you need to get pegged unironically

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      just frick trannies my dude

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    When are we getting representation in the media?

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm cracking up at the "just jerk off first" advice. It is absolutely correct IF you are young (which most of you are). But spoiler warning: when you get into your 30s+ your refractory period (how long you need before you can cum again) gets longer and longer to the point where you are shooting yourself in the foot if you do this.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Viagra and other pills solve this, literally got the "jerk off a couple times before fricking her" advice from a 50+ year old guy on the job, if you can't cum anymore just fake it once she does lmao. The real issue is that you end up all tired at times, a little bit of coke solves this np.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I get way too stuffy from that stuff, basically can't breathe out of my nose. The boner pills, not the cocaine.

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