sex sells but after you grow old and those parts can't get "exited" anymore, what comics or cartoons would you value then?

sex sells but after you grow old and those parts can't get "exited" anymore, what comics or cartoons would you value then?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please don't remind me that day will come.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not for me. I'm gonna "accidentally" die in my 30s in a car falling off a cliff

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to be nostalgic about what I found sexy as a boy

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't afford to get old and the world won't be worth living in by that time anyway, so I wouldn't worry about it

  5. 11 months ago
    Smaugchad

    Are you implying you only enjoy pornography and nothing else?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      • 11 months ago
        Smaugchad

        Jesus Christ. Take a break, Coomer.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, I'm implying Cinemaphile is become overrun by coomers that only like a show because their "waifu" is in it

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The stuff you read and watched as a kid or the newspaper funnies

  7. 11 months ago
    Big 'dick' Lenny

    Tamers12345, b***h

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    b***h I just like self-inserting as the cute girls who go on adventures or fight bad guys
    Who consumes that stuff for sexual reasons instead of just watching real porn?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine thinking this is normal and not the result of lead and microplastics.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >PETA ambassador
      Literally nothing PETA says is true. If they came out with a statement saying the sky was blue, I'd have to double-check.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never liked titillation because it was generally a detractor from quality. I always enjoyed stories that validated my idea of justice. Stories where people who had moral fiber got rewarded in the end. It's pretty big cope, but it's the cope I need. As I grow older the cope works less and less.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like all that and breasts.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eyecandy is nice , especially if aesthetically done well.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hopium and underdog stories are a good alternative to hornium.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >don’t look at those full grown women
      >look at this little boy instead

      Well that sums up Cinemaphile these days.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can get excited, its just extremely painful.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      for you

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >exited

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm kinda almost there and I'm 25. I'm kinda sick and tired of a few things related to horniness in comics and I start sounding like a male feminist despite hating women and wishing I could rape all women. But at this point is not even sexual, just despise, the desire to hurt them in a way that can't be easily healed.

    I'm not sure what to do to be honest, I'm probably start making my own stuff to keep myself entertained once I hit the wall and when everything loses its charm, I want to write graphic novel and comics for preteens and kids that are fairly safe and just clean fun about my characters going in to adventures and learning about hope and determination, makes me wonder if every comic book author that aims to write for kids also is a insane mf that got his sanity eroded by the tides of reality. When I hit 35 or so and I get also tired of that too, my plan after that is become a serial killer and confess my crimes behind fictional stories, just for funzies. I even decided my name, but I have a name for that since I was 12 so i'm not sure is related.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you're just mentally ill.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is heavily implied, anon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Y'know I think finding a good therapist would probably be a better long term solution than deciding 'Frick it, I'll be a serial killer.'

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like this is one of those posts that should be reported to the police

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >When I hit 35 or so and I get also tired of that too, my plan after that is become a serial killer
      If you've actually given this any thought, like I have, you'd realize that due to things like major increase in security cameras, better methods of tracking people such as mobile phones, better DNA detection and such make serial killing completely unviable. You leave a single stray hair, or hell even a skin flake at the scene of a crime and you're done. If you only kill once then you do have a pretty high chance, but two or three murders and your rate of being caught in this day and age is fairly high.
      I'd say the best thing to do is just have a nice day, as you'll never truly be happy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can get away with murder relatively easily where I live, is not sure thing but is also no absurd, I know plenty of people that "vanished" because shady business, entire families actually. Either way, What I would be doing is not exactly murder, is more a form of transformation, I would make those people live forever using my methods, in a more sane society I would be a hero, but I don't expect normies to get it.

        But I thought about the DNA and identification also, I was thinking of moving away to a small city in an isolated place, close to the ocean, like an island or coastal city. I was also thinking of relinquishing a lot of my humanity too, like grafting a mask into my face to be never removed and never removing a full body suit and burning away most of my hair as covering my body in a few cerimonial tattoos. So I'm not sure those things would be a problem but would cause a lot more problems I'm sure.

        I'm not really worried about the details either way, If things are meant to be they will fall in place. One thing I learned is that you don't make plans because this word will make sure to destroy every single one of them, you make prayers and pray anyone is listening to them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >When I hit 35 or so and I get also tired of that too, my plan after that is become a serial killer
      If you've actually given this any thought, like I have, you'd realize that due to things like major increase in security cameras, better methods of tracking people such as mobile phones, better DNA detection and such make serial killing completely unviable. You leave a single stray hair, or hell even a skin flake at the scene of a crime and you're done. If you only kill once then you do have a pretty high chance, but two or three murders and your rate of being caught in this day and age is fairly high.
      I'd say the best thing to do is just have a nice day, as you'll never truly be happy

      society sucks but if your really gotta hate someone, it's the people who are pushing things from the top down onto the masses, corrupting them in their youths
      you know, those people

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean multi-billionaires that control the population like Elon Musk Jeff bezos, Mark Zuckerberg etc?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >When I hit 35 or so and I get also tired of that too, my plan after that is become a serial killer and confess my crimes behind fictional stories, just for funzies.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, the last time my grandma caught my grandpa with porn was like two years before he died. I don't think it ever stops working.

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