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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pole position?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks dicey.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Log log?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Willy write-up?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      willy writeup?

      Black person thief

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        someone woke up on the wrong side of the plow

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not looking too good

    • 1 month ago
      CreepyThinMan
      • 1 month ago
        CreepyThinMan
        • 1 month ago
          CreepyThinMan
  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    rod report?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Proboscis prognosis?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dong Debrief?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Doodle diagnosis?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dong dossier?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Erection edict?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Extremity extant?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tackle thesis?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    willy writeup?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's been over a year you guys. the meme is dead and buried, just like his dingus dongus

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    penis paragraph?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rodger rundown?
    Tallywacker testament?
    Penis postmortem?
    Prick prognosis?
    Member makeup?
    Schlong situation?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are doctors even trying to grow humans penises? Think of people who lost their dicks in traumatic incidents. Think of transmen like Elliot Page. Think of Asian guys with micropenises.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Schlong status?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry, we'll find it. Richard Hardwood, ace dick detective at your service

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We can rebuild him.

  23. 1 month ago
    CreepyThinMan

    ?si=etHGcPAmn-beMVyB

    !!!FACT!!!

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    did he actually lose his dick or is it just a meme?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's what we would like him to clarify

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If he still had a dick don't you think he would have made a statement about it by now?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically yes he did. The sheer weight of snowcat was enough to shatter 30 full grown adult bones in his legs. You could only imagine what that same force did to his willy. I imagine it popped like a watermelon in a hydraulic press machine

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is it true his dick got ripped of by a snow plow? Was recently fed fox, licking its foxy lips, spotted on site?

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    aubergine autopsy?

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Weiner weport?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Genital generalities?

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Boner dictum?

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have they made any calls on the balls?

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is he sans glans?

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Withered on the vine

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wang number?

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any truth to the rumor that the neighbor kids mistakenly used his wiener and balls in the construction of a snowman?

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Penile prediction?

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >CUT MY DICK INTO PIECES
    >THIS IS MY LAST HALF INCH

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FUBAR

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Phallus prophecy?

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    rod report?

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dick description?

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pecker update?

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he's okay now

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Johnson Jot?

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tra-la-la transcendence?

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    His first major film back is going to be The Bourne Castrati

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      castrati is plural, no?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it is going to be a two parter, much like Jeremy.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Schrodinger's wieners?

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Penis projection?

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    have these threads just become a reddit wordplay competition?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not against you playing pretend tea party, but can you do it in your room, sweetie?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Jeremy

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    His silence is deafening. The public needs to know what happened to his penis, balls, sack, taint, butt, and pubes. Personally I say we should fund a private investigator to get to the truth of the matter. A private dick should do the trick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      we could probably save money just getting one of them mushroom hunting pigs.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are real buttholes you know that? Frick off

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking of real buttholes, did you get yourself on the transplant list Jer?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Got his ass! BTFO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just tell us what actually happened on the snow plow Jeremy. Is it true that the snow plow was actually a decepticon that you bravely fought off therefore saving the Earth but also losing your genitals in the process?

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this whole event is probably the greatest length anyone has ever gone to to get out of chores.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Terrance Howard had a snowplow incident that was 1 times as bad as Jeremy yet somehow his dick was untouched. Explain that science.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're laughing
    A man lost his penis and you're laughing

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thats what you get for owning and opperating a vehichle named a pisspump bully.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    an asian called Michael Chu used to work for Blizzard as a writer for Overwatch and do a lot of self-inserts with this asian ninja Genji. He would even try to ship him with Mercy, a german medic.
    Genji is a cyborg, his body was cut in half by his brother Hanzo in a dispute. This led the community to wonder about his dick status.

    When asked about the dick status of his self-insert character, Michael Chu had no choice but to answer this. He's also married to a woman that resembles Mercy.

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