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pole position?
Looks dicey.
Log log?
Willy write-up?
Black person thief
someone woke up on the wrong side of the plow
Not looking too good
rod report?
Proboscis prognosis?
Dong Debrief?
Doodle diagnosis?
Dong dossier?
Erection edict?
Extremity extant?
Tackle thesis?
willy writeup?
it's been over a year you guys. the meme is dead and buried, just like his dingus dongus
penis paragraph?
Rodger rundown?
Tallywacker testament?
Penis postmortem?
Prick prognosis?
Member makeup?
Schlong situation?
Are doctors even trying to grow humans penises? Think of people who lost their dicks in traumatic incidents. Think of transmen like Elliot Page. Think of Asian guys with micropenises.
Schlong status?
Don't worry, we'll find it. Richard Hardwood, ace dick detective at your service
We can rebuild him.
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did he actually lose his dick or is it just a meme?
That's what we would like him to clarify
If he still had a dick don't you think he would have made a statement about it by now?
Unironically yes he did. The sheer weight of snowcat was enough to shatter 30 full grown adult bones in his legs. You could only imagine what that same force did to his willy. I imagine it popped like a watermelon in a hydraulic press machine
is it true his dick got ripped of by a snow plow? Was recently fed fox, licking its foxy lips, spotted on site?
aubergine autopsy?
Weiner weport?
Genital generalities?
Boner dictum?
Have they made any calls on the balls?
Is he sans glans?
Withered on the vine
Wang number?
Is there any truth to the rumor that the neighbor kids mistakenly used his wiener and balls in the construction of a snowman?
Penile prediction?
>CUT MY DICK INTO PIECES
>THIS IS MY LAST HALF INCH
FUBAR
Phallus prophecy?
rod report?
dick description?
Pecker update?
he's okay now
Johnson Jot?
Tra-la-la transcendence?
His first major film back is going to be The Bourne Castrati
castrati is plural, no?
Yeah, it is going to be a two parter, much like Jeremy.
Schrodinger's wieners?
Penis projection?
have these threads just become a reddit wordplay competition?
I'm not against you playing pretend tea party, but can you do it in your room, sweetie?
Hi Jeremy
His silence is deafening. The public needs to know what happened to his penis, balls, sack, taint, butt, and pubes. Personally I say we should fund a private investigator to get to the truth of the matter. A private dick should do the trick.
we could probably save money just getting one of them mushroom hunting pigs.
You guys are real buttholes you know that? Frick off
Speaking of real buttholes, did you get yourself on the transplant list Jer?
Got his ass! BTFO
Just tell us what actually happened on the snow plow Jeremy. Is it true that the snow plow was actually a decepticon that you bravely fought off therefore saving the Earth but also losing your genitals in the process?
this whole event is probably the greatest length anyone has ever gone to to get out of chores.
Terrance Howard had a snowplow incident that was 1 times as bad as Jeremy yet somehow his dick was untouched. Explain that science.
You're laughing
A man lost his penis and you're laughing
Thats what you get for owning and opperating a vehichle named a pisspump bully.
an asian called Michael Chu used to work for Blizzard as a writer for Overwatch and do a lot of self-inserts with this asian ninja Genji. He would even try to ship him with Mercy, a german medic.
Genji is a cyborg, his body was cut in half by his brother Hanzo in a dispute. This led the community to wonder about his dick status.
When asked about the dick status of his self-insert character, Michael Chu had no choice but to answer this. He's also married to a woman that resembles Mercy.