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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody watches those literally who characters
    Who would have thought?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Huh? Why don't audiences care about ethnic diversity?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it could have made $2 billion if they cast jungkook

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More like junkasiatic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who tf liks pastries on jah smdh fr fr no cap.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Cruise sisters how are we supposed to compete with Spider-Man chads?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick you can't name your chinese movie "ching chong"

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Should have cast a pretty chink instead of that fricking ogre then

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think marvel intended for Dr Strange to become the protagonist of the MCU like this? he seemed like a side character when he was introduced but now their new heroes failed he’s the main homie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's not at all

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he was an integral part of Infinity War and has been a major part of both of the only two non filler tier phase 4 movies.

        Spiderman is the main homie now. About time since he always was the main icon of Marvel

        in terms of box office yeah but Spider-Man is too street level to be a major character in the lore. he needed Dr Strange to come into his movie so the storyline could actually get rolling. he’s like a special guest star in the MCU and doesn’t do anything significant.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Spiderman is the main homie now. About time since he always was the main icon of Marvel

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Spider man is Sony, he'll never be the main homie since Sony can just teleport him to the morbius verse at any time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        story-wise the problem with this is that after all these fricking movies peter is still a moronic teenager
        the guy simply doesn't develop as a character no matter what stupid shit happens to him, every single spiderman movie is the same thing: spiderman abuses someone's power, it backfires, spiderman spends the rest of the movie cleaning up his mess, bonus points if he gets people injured or killed and then by the next movie he's a blank slate

        In capeshit most heroes learn their lesson in a movie or two, with spiderman he's 3 movies deep (not counting avengers movies or anything else) and it still feels like he hasn't reached his 'with great power comes great responsibility' arc

        I can't see spiderman leading a team or even being a senior member of a team until the writers stop doing this shit to him

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          kek this. barely feels like he had a trilogy, nothing fricking happened. compare that with Raimi spidey.
          Maybe they thought Holland would grow up into a chad or something and instead he’s going to be a 5’8 boylet eternally.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that's the other thing, tom holland still looks really young, it'll be weird if he's supposed to be the main guy when everyone in the MCU left is way older than him

            This was supposed to be the origins trilogy. Maybe they make him more mature in the next one since he lost everything. That’s what NWH ending implied

            Even if that's the plan they're really cementing the idea that spiderman is a frick up who relies a lot on ironman or dr strange to get him through each movie
            At least with the old spiderman trilogy it didn't feel like spiderman was being babysat by other avengers, nick fury or even other spidermen

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He’s supposed to be a teenager, he’s an adult now

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'll believe it when I see it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This was supposed to be the origins trilogy. Maybe they make him more mature in the next one since he lost everything. That’s what NWH ending implied

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >This was supposed to be the origins trilogy.

            was it? Is that why they started with peter already spider-man and uncle ben dead?

            how fricking wishy washy is this version of the character, they skipped over his backstory and then immediately just went back to shilling his origin story three fricking times.

            you'd think he'd learn his power and responsibility lesson after he put michael keaton in jail and ruined that love interests' life but i guess peter will just be moronic forever

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              We don’t know if there was an uncle Ben, neverr implied nor mentioned. In MCU his big life changing loss is May

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you should rewatch civil war.

                not only did ben exist, peter was already operating as a low budget spider-man on his own, which is where he is at the end of no way home. there was no trilogy story and no character progression. just a big old shaggy dog story of peter not learning the same lesson

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >not only did ben exist
                Care to remind me when they name him?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                nvm, i thought they actually showed ben's name somewhere in the house in civil war. i totally forgot that these weird movies treat him like he's voldemort

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                they know about ben's Cinemaphile memes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well he was a KKK wizard of course they won't show him in the MCU

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                When Peter said what May told him about Power and Responsibility, both the other Spider-Mans said "Uncle Ben said that right before he was killed". Peter #1 didn't even react, or ask "Oh wow, Aunt May was married in your universe?" or anything like that, he just assumed his Uncle Ben was already gone so Aunt May had to give the speech to keep the quantum string-theory effect in action.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >May has to be married with Ben in every universo just cus

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wanda is probably closer to the protagonist at this point. Though she's also the antagonist.

      Nobody knows what the hell is going on.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Do you think marvel intended for Dr Strange to become the protagonist of the MCU like this?
      Yes. They needed to retire the same old characters. He's the only one anyone gives a shit about.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The new trio was always designed to be Black Panther, Captain Marvel and Doctor Strange. Because that's the biggest "Avengers" characters left from the comics. Cosmic, Mystic, and Black people.

      Spiderman is the main homie now. About time since he always was the main icon of Marvel

      Spider-Man will never be the main anything besides mascot. In the comics and especially the movies where Sony owns the movie rights. He just sells the most, he's not like Batman where the whole universe can just be about Batman since he leads the Justice League.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Spider man is Sony, he'll never be the main homie since Sony can just teleport him to the morbius verse at any time

        >Spiderman is Sony
        I know but they know that MCU + Sony equals to one of the most profitable movies ever. Stopping now would be bad business

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The new trio was always designed to be Black Panther, Captain Marvel and Doctor Strange.

        One's dead irl, another is terminally unlikable, and the third is basically a quest-giver in other peoples movies.

        If they can actually anchor the MCU to other characters with mainstream appeal (ie the X-men) it'll be a miracle that can save these franchise

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah the F4 and X-Men casting is gonna make or break it going forward.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            F4 is shit. Their only saving grace is Doctor Doom.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              people who say this dont even read or like doctor doom. Its casuals who only know about vinettes or excerpts and just like the idea of Doctor Doom in a vague nonspecific sense. Your insight has the depth of a puddle, you have the pic of him blowing the horn to spite namor saved but dont know what its from etc

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Most of the "cosmic" characters in Marvel Comics belong to the Fantastic Four > Inhumans, Skrulls, Kree, Ego, Galactus, Annihilus, Uatu etc....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes, dr strange is supposed to be the "playmaker" on these movies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why is he on them and not in them?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          maybe hes under them as well

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's white so he sells tickets

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He never was in the comics, he was just like that side character that knows a lot of things and you ask when you are in magic troubles, a good support character but not a leader

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He is the leader of the Defenders several times over, youre just a casual. He routinely meets the Living Tribunal, it doesnt get more relevant than that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The literally who? The literally what?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh sorry, youll be all about it and conveniently chnage your tune when they appear in movies.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >He is the leader of the Defenders
          He's the "leader" of the defenders, even in the Infinity Gauntlet he wasn't the one calling the shots

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The defenders werent in the infinity ganutlet what are you trying to say? Adam Warlock was the leader there due to his personal connection to the infinity gems and thanos

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the protagonist of the MCU
      he isn't even the protagonist of his own movie, anyhow the main character in the MCU and Marvel Comics is Spider-Man.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        name a single relevant thing Iron Boy Jr has ever done in the MCU.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he revealed his identity at the end of the second movie which changed the marvel universe and the spider-man brand forever, moving things in an exciting new direction

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The frick are you talking about? Doctor Strange reverted it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I accept your concession.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Name one in the comics, Marvel are The X Men the Fantastic Four and him, Avengers is just a team comic for discarted characters nobody gives a frick about, yes Marvel has Hulk, Punisher and Ghost Rider too.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's kinda funny how hulk hasn't had a single movie since his first one, he's just there

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              he belongs to ... Universal? partially, that's why he can't have his own movie, just cameos.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                oh, well that sucks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Always look to the comics, they take the same role as in the comic universe. Doctor Strange is important to the overall marvel universe and everyone knows him, therefor in the movies he is major. Likewise Shang doesnt matter in the comics, doesnt matter im movies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Checked.
      ANyway the original plan was going to be Wanda freaking out and realizing she was hurting people and try to escape and fail because of agatha in Wandaverse, leading to Dr. Strange breaking in to help her, which would have then led into the Multiverse where she'd be tempted by the book to get her kids, then get a chance to atone to keep going. But Disney decided that having a white guy help a woman(even one of his friends who has been shown to need mental help) was a no-go so they scrapped it last minute and had to come up with an excuse. It's highly likely that Wanda wasn't the original bad guy in MoM

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >thor worse than dr strange
    wow i was not expecting this. it's possible thor will do overall worse than dr strange. glad capeshit is dying

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The two most profitables movies are the ones that do crossovers with things people like(Aka Tobey Maguire and Patrick stewart)

      I honestly think the MCU is not sustainable at this point. The new characters are not really profitable and the novelty of having crossovers will fade quickly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Patrick stewart
        Weird, this is the first time I have heard about him being in one of these.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They choose the new woke characters that can't sell a single issue of course they will be trash in the movies too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was gonna watch thor until it was filled with woke stuff

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Take the Butcher of Gods arc
      >insert prostitute
      >keep Tessa Thompson
      You know it's really bad when I still have to see a single scene of Gor posted here

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure if Shang Shi deserves to be lower than Eternals. Also Black Widow got fricked because Disney let you stream the movie on the same day it released at Cinema back when there was still bullshit corona rules.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Simping this hard for a walled roastie
      Embarrassing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        m8 I don't even remember any women from Shang Chi, I only remember not being bored to death as much as I was watching Etternals

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't even remember any women from Shang Chi
          -annoying ugly sidekick
          -hot sister who runs the UFC
          -interdimensional aunt who got her own movie now I think?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >simping
        the film was literally direct to streaming and you don’t think that impacted the box office? Dumb homosexual.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Keep seething that a shitty movie underperformed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Black widow was the worst MCU movie i ever saw. I haven’t seen eternals or shangi chi yet however

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        2008 Hulk is unwatchable, I’m not able to end it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't watch the other 2 then, if you held a gun to my head and said I had to rewatch one of those 3 movies I would pick Black Widow.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Shang Shi
      not sure if intentional but kek either way

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ETERNALCHADS RISE UP

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't they make a billion with avengers movie? How do you explain these decreases to the investors?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Opening weekend, mongoloid box office monkey.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now post the final box office numbers. They all underwhelmed or lost money except Spider-Man and Doctor Strange

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't watch dumb superhero movies, I watch "Marvel Universe Phase whatever"

    that's some genius marketing right there

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's even below eternals
    damn, eternals is the one mcu movie I couldn't finish, it was just so fricking boring
    boring characters
    boring plot
    boring dialogue, boring boring boring

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did it to themselves by casting Chang Hai Shrek.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is the fact Simu Liu is a pedophile supporting member of the Aznidentity incel Reddit group to blame?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. You're parents being brother and sister was the cause of whatever you said there.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >$600.8M just opening
    Just how does spidey does it?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Goddamn this guy is such a fricking narcissist. He stars in one movie and he acts like he's the famous actor on Earth. I only know his name because Cinemaphile makes fun of hm a lot.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's also a moron. At that same event he acted like a stupid monkey jumping over the bushes outside and running around like he was on a playground.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's this idiom I forgot about not acting shocked when you get sudden success and pretending you were always there.
        This guy is the opposite of that. He wakes up everyday thinking "I'm heckin famous!" and must tell all his followers.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Eternals
    Directed by a Chinese.

    >Shang-Chi
    Starring a Chinese.

    If you cater to the Chinese, you will fail. Stop catering to the Chinese.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People want Jackie Chan in the MCU basically and these 2 shist aren't even close to that, it shouldn't be that hard.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Holland’s Aunt May is only 10 years older than Tobey. Tobey could bang Tom’s Aunt May. He could find her on the street and get her number and ask her on a date and eventually bang her. And it wouldn’t be weird.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would put Shang below Thor, Eternals above Thor, and Black Widow last of course, because frick women.

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