>riddled with debt
>wastes time dreaming about her MLM ponzi scheme >gets pregnant again and ambushes husband to tell him live on a facebook stream
>is social media addicted
>Has hundreds of bags and shoes
>denies him anal
yeah, im thinking she deserved it
The worst part was the hypocrisy
>you know it may not be politically correct to say
>but i love wife killin'
actually it's shannyn
PLOP
Look at that smile. In that moment he was so relieved. All the weight was off his shoulders.
A warm lubed up butthole to stick your dick in, and no nugs headed towards your head. That's the dream, bros.
He’s nervous he’s holding himself look at the folded arms he’s guarded off from the interviewer this is the most obvious sign he’s hiding something
>Nervous person is acting nervous
Thank you JCS
I take there haven't been any interesting/memeable murders in the past 5 years since you keep posting this one.
to be fair to the autists that keep posting this, chris isn't that interesting or memeable either
>or memeable
Guy was a colossal moron who looked up volcanoes in his area as his first option for body disposal he’s a huge meme
Exactly. We don’t need 4 threads about this butthole every day. It’s almost becoming …. Spamming/Flooding.
frick you. chris is a hero. somebody had to stand up.
i honestly disagree with this. i don't think they need to be spammed everyday and there are far more interesting cases involving murderers but so many aspects of the Christ Watts case are quintessentially 21st century American; the idiot husband working himself to death, the idiot wife involved in MLMs and addicted to social media, the living well above their means, the mother cultivating a dislike and disrespect in her children for their own father, etc...
The new one with the chud killing and beheading his own dad is interesting but /misc/chuds go into maximum denial and deflection mode when it gets mentioned cause it hits a litt,e too close to home kek.
I haven't watched the video yet, but that guy just sounds like a raving schizo lunatic and not as darkly lulzy as the whole Chris Watts case.
He just shows his dads decapitated head in a plastic bag. It's on Kaotic.
Qrd?
>Qrd?
Google, use it.
There have been interesting murders but not many with absurd behavior/interrogations to marvel at. For example the Kohberger case is interesting but nothing he did was funny or ridiculous, at least as far as what we know about it now. Watts and Stayvun get posted because the news interviews and ridiculous behavior and motives they had were so absurd they were funny. Also Watts is one of those cases where the further you look the more you realize how stupid he was and how fricked that wife was from the beginning. But yeah now the topic is stale, I prefer Stayvun posting.
That lady that zipped her boyfriend up in a suitcase and filmed him begging for help is up there and gets memed accordingly but that was just trashy people doing trashy shit, it's absurd but expected of morons like them.
The girl who shot her boyfriend through a phonebook with a desert eagle for a youtube video was pretty funny too. She only got 90 days in jail because of course she did.
It was probably because he was willing to do it, if he wasn't I'm sure that sentence would be a lot longer.
Funny enough I just heard about that last night. I was kinda torn on her sentence, she's moronic for agreeing to do it and you'd think it would be manslaughter but it was the guy's idea and he encouraged it, I think they call what he did death by misadventure. Did they not try shooting a phonebook before putting him behind it to see what would happen? I'm guessing neither one of them had the slightest clue about guns.
People like that are why there should be an IQ test to buy guns.
No. That is nature taking its course. Leave them be.
did you see the ruling on the case of the woman who stabbed her boyfriend 108 times in what was claimed to be a "weed induced psychosis?" 100 days community service. and yeah, he's dead.
It's either this or that one guy shilling that Lifetime Gabby Petitio movie.
Just that van life couple now that I think about it
>gabby potato
>is kil
noooooo
My wife loves anal AMA
How big is the strapon?
Gottem!
How do you loosen up her butthole? My girl always says it hurts.
Lube + put a finger in first + get her drunk
His mistress was average looking face wise but damn was she bangable. Some kind of weird sexual energy coming from her
man, I would murder my wife and two daughters and stuff them in an oil drilling well just to feel her anus wrapped around my dick
One thing I realized being much more attractive and fit than my ex-gf who eats like shit and never exercised in her life is how quickly it all becomes so boring and how fast you grow to dislike your unattractive/fat partner. And then you go outside and have hotties talking to you, they're fun as frick, they match your energy but you're stuck with some annoying b***h who doesn't even make up for her b***hiness with being hot. It's all so tiresome, I don't recommend dating down ever
Fat women and b***hiness, a tale old as time lad.
>I don't recommend dating down ever
Same but if you're just going for a fling or fwb situation it can be pretty fun. Some will obviously still be entitled boring or whatever but some are genuinely enthusiastic and almost grateful for your attention and will eagerly do whatever you want. Some of the best sex I've had has been with the 5-6/10 overlooked chick.
>Poop colored bikini
Yea real sexy b***h
Those kids and wife were the light of my life… I’m gonna miss them so much but I have to move on I can’t die with them. Also all of her debts were not my fault I’m wondering if I could be forgiven for those that
>kids throw chicken nuggets at your head
>kill them and stuff them in an oil drum (logical)
>OMG YOU ARE...............LE BAD PERSON!
That is being a "le bad person" because the bodies might frick up the oil well.
Nobody ever thought about the oil well. It probably had to be shut down permanently and millions, maybe tens of millions of dollars were lost
Now that's what I call poultry in motion!
Why do we have a thread on this homosexual every single day? He's an 85 IQ who thought he could somehow get away with triple homicide, and his interrogation tapes are boring as shit.
Because it’s funny. If he wasn’t a dumb idiot googling local volcanoes and hiding the bodies of his dead family at work and shit no one would care. The entire documentary is just hilarious. Like Ted Bundy? Just a creepy weirdo not much to meme about.
Autistic like to repeat and laugh at the same jokes over and over again.
>Shannon
You mean Sha'anatoth
Can someone genuinely give me a qrd? Been seeing this guy get posted for a long fricking time but I never bothered with the threads. All I know is he killed his family for anal and got caught faster than if he had just confessed right after the murder.
>qrd
no you must watch the kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfg861hO-Ag
then you will finally know you will finally see
JCS is an idiot
>Its suspicious that Chris didnt immediatley let four strangers into his house
Even if I didnt kill my wifr, if I get a call from the cops saying my wifes fat nosey friend is worried about her, they can wait the 5 minutes until I get there.
The guy is a complete idiot. He has no insight which is why he relied heavily on interrogation footage, and because its nice runtime filler, and he backed away from the body language stuff after people who arent his braindead subscribers started shitting on it.
if i were in debt, anohter kid on the way and my unemployed MLM ponzi scheme wife would have a closet like that....yeah i would burry her too
volumes of the mind, not perversions of the feet
sometimes i do become somber
it's funny to me she had all those shoes and yet her friend told the officer checking up on her she was worried because she could see Shanann's sandals in the house from outside and she always wore those whenever she (Shannan) went out.
But the board.
>Chris to retire
On all of his money you fricking spent? I'm not justifying anything, but holy frick.
>work
>play
>live
Im glad shes dead
jesus what a low iq deluded c**t, many such cases
>Woohoo!
>All that effort
>With that fricking carpet
I wonder if there are any active volcanoes in the nearby area?
Honestly it's not a bad idea. His only mistake was not learning about geography beforehand. He should have taken his family on a trip to Italy and then disposed of the bodies in Mt. Vesuvius.
Why do we have constant threads about this piece of shit?
He just needs more time, he can beat the charges
Sneednana
Cinemaphile convinced themselves he dindu nuffin wrong
No. Them saying he's innocent is just a meme. And a shitty one at that.
Shannon found out about Chris' buttbawd, killed the kids in retaliation with the intention of framing Chris. Chris found out and killed Shannon in revenge. He tried to dump the bodies so Shannon's name would not be tarnished if it was revealed she killed the kids. There's no evidence that refutes this.
Schizo post.
Nice convoluted mess of a theory man
Take your meds
>no evidence that refutes this
Except for how Chris later confessed to killing the kids too...
he deserves prison for carrying around a used condom
you can get like three or four uses out of it though
What does it mean "not get messy"?
she was disgusted by semen and didn't understand why chris preferred his anal mistress who eagerly swallowed
5.5 ducking weeks no sex!!!
idgi
>He's over here doing a push up challenge instead of discussing anything or fricking me
Fricking lawl.
Man, could you imagine going 5 WHOLE WEEKS without sex?
>Modern woman has relationship problem
>Immediately talks to online friend who doesn't know situation
>Doesn't talk directly to husband to try to improve and fix their problems
Women: You are not owed sex
Also women: I am owed sex
>"Gurl stop him"
She didn't like bodily fluids obviously. Sex can get very...wet... anon
She didn’t like shitting on his dick. Which Chris was into.
I'm just here for the "yes" meme
I'm just here for the ass druk meme
Whatever you think of his wife, he killed his kids. Frick him anf frick you too, OP
>We are literally dealing with some fat fricking autistic OCD ridden sperg
a whole website full, actually
name literally two. How can you beat nuggie throwing children being killed, a anal bawd israelite, a b***h wife, the unborn child showing up on the screen at the neighbors house when he shows chris on their CCtv recording. It's literal kinography you're a fool and missed all the fun by being a fricking tertiary and only seeing threads instead of watching the amazing youtube doc. literally filtered.
Wow, another Watts thread poster by homosexuals. have a nice day
its shannanne
Chris Watts honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. his girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he killed his family with his smelly poop wiener in his pants
Anal is truly the height of a mortal man. Think for a second, to stick your wiener in a girls butthole is the ultimate show of power. Not only to the girl whose poop hole youre fricking but to God himself. You are actively spitting in the face of our creator and his designs every time you blow your load into her shit dispenser. You are going against your very nature and drive to procreate, it is purely for your pleasure alone and nothing else. You are your own God in that moment.
>yeah, im thinking she deserved it
You've been reposting these threads since 2020.
Exibit "A"ss
Do you