Emblematic of everything wrong with the M-She-U.
Started by concealing female heroes in shitty unflattering concealing costumes, (like Evangeline Lily as the Wasp), and ended with getting substandard shapeless women and putting them inside those costumes.
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How many stories and characters from 50 years of Marvel comics did they pass on to wind up with this?
>implying the writers are even aware of them
3677
Being aware of the good Marvel comics gets you fired from the writing room.
Well that aged well. Latest npc update will have to change that to Palestine.
Kek I was just thinking the same thing. Good to save this sort of thing when they claim that ACKShually we were always at war with Eurasia
>unsolicited
At least 12
I agree, it would only look good if she was 100lbs heavier in the same suit. If Marvel fixes this I will become a dedicated watcher.
>t. Tre'Quanius Jackson III
The irony is that IRL women wouldn't wear this shit because it compromises their real superpower. I remember years ago trying to explain to a female friend of mine the advantages of wearing some form of armour-like protection all the time, especially for soldiers on the battlefield, (we both were in the military), and couldn't get past the blank cow-eyed stare and, "But ... it would make you look fat".
You think the skimpy anime boob armour shit is unrealistic? I don't think you could get the average woman into something unflattering like a shapeless full body suit of armour regardless of the protection it offered, let alone if her skin itself was literally bulletproof.
I actually weirdly understand this is a partially demented sort of way. I'll intentionally wear my 2nd best gear or remove equipment in a RPG if the best equipment looks dorky and just compensate for the massive trade-offs by getting gud instead.
A man is not going to immediately appreciate what a woman would be giving up to be stripped of their feminine appeal, the full extent of the advantages it offers them, the passive bonus stats it gives them across the board. They instinctively understand it though. It's why women so often burst into tears when getting their hair cut in the military, prison, etc. It literally compromises their ability to do their womaning. The equivalent would be some kind of heinous emasculation for a male. Also why it's so kek when female-to-male trannies like Ellen Page find out the hard way, after deluding themselves so much they were gaining something and going against that instinct.
Kek. Relevant video too.
Not really
>potential kid-diddlers themselves
As someone who just admitted to letting their kids do modelling work, I'd watch my fricking step with those implications.
>As someone who just admitted to letting their kids do modelling work
There's nothing weird about it if you don't make it weird, do your job as a parent, and that's what they actually want to do of their own accord. They just had the genetics to do it and wanted to work in entertainment and all that shit either way. Probably better off on a runway or at a photoshoot than on a stage truth be told, that's where you get some real homosexuals.
Besides, who's going to do that job? You? It's no different to tall people winding up in basketball. People just naturally get selected out that way.
It was a different time
>It was a different time
Kek, biggest lie ever told. Some shit never changes. Neither does it change just because a pack of homosexuals in California pronounce that it has.
The crazy part is that fridge bodies can be extremely enticing, but here they've gone so far to conceal any semblance of excited flesh that it dehumanizes the poor thing..
Once again enforcing the rule that a good character can be identified merely from their silhouette
>see this thing
>immediately change channel/close tab/cancel internet/delete system 32
the frick you're talking about?
She is the only good part of "The Marvels"
Yeah, definitely something to write home about homosexual.
Boiled frog who literally has no idea what they took from you.
what?
Thanks for the confirmation you clueless Zoomie moron. Now go back to crying about George Floyd or Global Warming or whatever you were doing.
cool. Schizo posting
Black person.
You don't know what boiled frog means? ESL?
idk what it means either, is it something to do with French people?
Population of Pakistan: a quarter billion. This is the best one they could find apparently.
Big if true, and big if it isn't.
the ones that are actually hot are in Bollywood
This is the good part?
Imagine what the bad part could be
She looks 1)unfeminine and 2)nondescript, which is why trannies and ugly women probably try to defend her.
She doesn't look unpleasant but she's otherwise very unremarkable.
>she lost weight
True she was the only person in the whole movie who could actually emote. Sucks she's cast as such a terrible character
the absolute state of the good part of the marvels
True. She was fun and hot kind of. Actually seemed like she wanted to make the project work. Everyone else was either phoning it in or had nothing to work with. Script was terrible.
>Shapeless
Yet she has more shape and curve than the flat b***h lead, Brie Larson.
Lol
Brie reminds me to the new born Alien
Brie has the body of a MtF.
Then the rest have bodies of non-transitioning men.
Because Brie's skinny man body is so much better, right?
Yup
WHAT ARE THOSE
>hire actress with fat breasts
>compress them down until she looks like a barrel chested fatty with no breasts
Why? Just hire a flatty patty if you want the character to be a flatty patty.
This isn't going to appeal to men who want to have sex with attractive women. How are they going to make any money off of this movie? Maybe they don't want to make money.
Very unheroic run at start made me kek. Dear Christ what absolute ridiculous-looking shite:
Say what you want about the X-Men movies and shows. But they always got hot actresses and put them in tight costumes and the clothes they wore when not-superheroing were sexy. Disney is probably going to ruin that.
>Say what you want about the X-Men movies and shows. But they always got hot actresses and put them in tight costumes and the clothes they wore when not-superheroing were sexy.
And it's not like it was ever asking too much.
>hire ugly bland women that can't act for project that cost hundreds of millions of dollars to produce
>don't make any money, in fact you cost your company millions in loses
>do this over and over, doubling down each time
>your bosses get fired instead of you
>get to shit on the sexist "chuds" who are attracted to charming beautiful women
>get to pander to "modern audiences" all dozens of them
>still get a blank check to make any kind of movie you want
How is KK winning this much? She HAS to have to some kind of insider info that's keeping Disney executives balls in a vice and neck on a leash, there's no other way they would like the fricking moron completely trash the company and multiple franchises
What Larry wants, Larry gets.
At the end of the day, Bob Iger isn’t really a CEO. He was a weatherman, and he likes to buy stuff, thats all.
I’m sure he can see it, though I’m not so sure now. But the point is all the people calling the shots at Disney have a combined IQ of the temperature of the boardroom they’re sitting in at the time they make these senseless decisions
This movie showed 6 women wearing the same costume, boots, legs and arms covered even those who live on another planet and another dimension, I don't know what audience Disney expects to have because female superheroes the biggest symbol is Wonder Woman and she doesn't wear pants and jackets
I saw this scene and wondered where Iman Vellani's boobs are? She wore a sash to reduce her breasts? Did Disney do that to her breasts? Like with Herbie Fully Loaded (2005) with Lindsay Lohan?
round is a shape you fatphobic butthole
It's a blob
How shapely do you like teenage girls to be?
>She is only 21 years old, you sick frick
>literal Coomerbrain thinking beauty is only about sex.
I have kids who worked as models from a young age. Shocked sir, shocked they'd hire them instead of the fat kid down the street, or the girl with the crooked nose and buck teeth at the same school, since there is no beauty metric for anyone underage unless you're a paedo according to you.
Why do I suspect that the homosexuals pointing and screaming, "Paedo!", when this kind of shit comes up are potential kid-diddlers themselves with a guilt complex and/or trying to misdirect suspicion away from themselves? ReallyMakesYouThinkBart.jpg
VERY.
Very
Ironically, this is what Iman's character used to look like.
That's Carol, not Kamala.
Exactly
Meanwhile in the real world
https://twitter.com/ImanVellaniEn/status/1722829196215390499?s=20
chuds will cope at this
Dogface
She has nice legs, ngl
>el capitán theatre
>a corporate publicity screening that would have paid audience members if no one showed up
>real world
You are a special kind of moronic, aren’t you? If it ever showed at mann’s/el cap you can’t generalize that for anything. Those are junkets more than screenings lmao
Didn't this b***h die in the comics why are they still trying to push her
They brought her back a week later as a mutant
>NOOOOOOOOO a capeshit death didn't stick!!!!!!!!!
and i wouldn't call her a b***h but ya
5 billion incoming
This chick was the only one with any charisma who looked like she wanted to be there.
Of course she wanted to be there, she probably still process her luck of being there, given what she looks like
?????????
*she is still probably processing*
better. take a second to read your post at least once before submitting, even if you're phoneposting. thanks in advance
They can barely contain her bust, it's pretty refreshing when she's put next to that stick larson.
>They can barely contain her bust
>Woman is wrapped in plastic to her neck
>Woman is wrapped in plastic to her neck
That's exactly what we should get, tight form fitting plastic bodysuits
And a burqa
Literally that's what this shit is, a spandex burqa.
Nah, fully clothed women arent sexy, bring back coomer outfits
she's muslim
Then that b***h better cover her hair or get the stone
You should check what kind of movies Pakistani makes.
How many whites and Black folk do they use in their movies? Zero you say?
So is picrel.
Not a very devout one, apparently
It's ridiculous how flat Brie looks next to her. They may as well have just used Iman for the whole movie.
Oh my god her fat brown breasts.
Why do they keep trying to make her a thing? Every comic book run she's had has flopped. She tanked the Avengers game because she was made the lead of that game. Her show is the lowest-viewed MCU property. Now the movie she is in is a bomb.
Are they gonna finally admit that this character just sucks, or are they going to keep doubling down?
They receive funding for promoting these ideals.
They lose funding for failure to adequately promote these ideals.
It all started when a woman created the KAMALA Khan character only 10 years ago and the entertainment industry has tried to push her on several different media from comics to tv to the current Marvels flop. It's a deliberate ideological/political maneuver that backfired.
It's like building up the Rock to be president
Precisely. The woman who came up with the character studied political science at Columbia and was probably professionally propped up by backstage types in government linked to the Democrats
Btw here's the woman who created the Kamala Khan character:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sana_Amanat#/media/File:Barack_Obama_and_Sana_Amanat_at_2016_WHM.jpg
It really is true that women can't create characters that aren't literally themselves.
It's not so much women as bad writers, but more common with women.
The original Mary Sue story is taking the piss out of this fact. Remember the original was a parody of the common threads found in fan story writing. People tend to forget the original context, which is more telling than the shallow way the term is normally used by gays:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Sue
Yup
>Good luck googling Genghis Khan now, goyim. ha ha ha
same reason they keep pushing Miles.
Not gonna lie, as someone who fricking hates the MCU and thinks 90% of everything post Avengers 1 is total shit, I really liked the Ms Marvel show and think Iman Vellani is a solid actress and that Kamala is one of the few likable new characters in the MCU.
Well, they made the show for people like you. Same with the original comics.
>fricking hates the MCU
Uh huh... if you have the time, please explain to me how and why such a person would check out the Ms Marvel show. Are you like those Star Wars shitters who'll bitterly continue to follow the franchise despite claiming to think it's all irrevocably ruined?
Iman Vellani is probably the only new actual talent Marvel has picked up in the last few years but Kamala is unfortunately written as an extremely annoying character. I hope she gets a real career after Disney implodes
Poo-skin dumpling Affirmative Action hire who'd be working at a call centre trying to switch you to a new mobile carrier unsolicited if Disney weren't trying to shove her down your throat.
as poo women go she's dumpster tier, she wouldn't even be cast in South Asia. she's basically the dumpy friend, of hot chick heroine
She's not hot she just can act better than everyone else in that shit sandwich film
That's a big streetlight.
For you.
4U
just make them all wear burqas
Already ahead of you
>'muh male gaze' when it comes to the film
>show up on red carpet dressed like a prostitute
Woman logic.
So true
Women, homosexuals, trannies, and pedophiles don't belong in media.
The worst thing about is is that they waxed her head to toe, she'd be hairy as frick and rightfully should be.
>The worst thing about is is that they waxed her head to toe, she'd be hairy as frick and rightfully should be.
This.
At least she's not lesbian
She literally loves Captain Marvel, has every inch of her wall covered
lesbians are fine as long as they're white and attractive
You must hate irl lesbos
Who doesn't
Does ValkynBlack person looks attractive to you? Is Carol even lesbian in the comics?
Just imagine all the gorgeous blonde white uber-babes they could have cast as Valkyrie and how cool that would have been if they weren't so busy hiring Black folk who nepotistically cast even more worthless ugly Black folk.
What they took from you.
In a better timeline MCUgays would have headhunted a b***h like this, told her to shut her stupid feminist c**t-hole, just look hot, say the fricking lines, and everything would have worked out just fine:
dude, just watch porn
Missing the point moron. Like hanging a shitty landscape painting in your living room and then when someone complains about how shit it is, telling them to just look outside if they want to see a nice landscape. Why would you make anything ugly and unpleasant to look at when it supposed to have broad appeal.
You are like some moron still saying "JUST LET ME COOK, I KNOW WHAT THE RECIPE CALLS FOR" when the entire pan is on fire.
Your world view failed you, the movie is not appealing to normal people, you are demonstrably incorrect about what should be in mass-market media. Marvel was doing it correctly when they had both skimpy Black Widow and shirtless Thor/Cap. You're trying to frame the inclusion of appealing content as "pornographic, extraneous" when that's not how the average moviegoer sees it, only your ilk because you are the weird ones in society.
Lesbians aren't real IRL. They're dykes. It's just a sex fantasy in comics. The relationships aren't real. People are so fricking stupid hahahaha
Non-Canonical Tumblr trash. Jessica Drew is literally the mother of a newborn baby. Carol Danvers is straight as a fricking board.
Women, homosexuals, trannies, and pedophiles don't belong in media. Kill them all for crimes against culture.
>as a fricking board
Interesting choice of words since her acting has been described with the same metaphor.
>To the Janny: frick you. Frick your warning. have a nice day tonight before I find you and do you a favor.
Seconded. Frick Jannies. Fricking wienersuckers.
Isn't that Silk? The Asian female Spiderman?
>shameless
>has the shape of a 50yo two-kids mom
She's a very beautifel lady stop bullying her you bastard b***h.
Good morning sir. Need to do the needful.
The odd thing is that women don't even like these costumes. The prostitute outfits that they use in X-men comics are un-ironically closer to the outfits women actually like. Just look at the outfits they love to cosplay or wear on Halloween.
Oh well that's different
Well at least I can finally identify with someone. Thanks, Disneed!
"It was a shape..."
Rock faced as it's moving, glancing towards drowned though firey skies.
It was formed by chipping and sealing.
An empty fullness now seeming and being.
A form of liquid as solid as it is gaseous.
"It was a shape..."
Phantasm of cinders, an ash pillar that blows over. There moving upwind and uphill, there to be offset and unbalanced.
But asymmetrical even in mirrors. Cracked and pulverized it remains.
Plague of morose blindly, blindly christened, it is a ship on a hellish sea.
"It was a shape..."
Shape does form but ever formless, does fail in retrospect to adopt meaning.
Does it recognize its own absurdity, that it is acrid as liquor but sweet as sugar?
Listing for salt from pure water sickly, sickly as stilling and steady and waning.
"It was a shape"
Feint heart and it passes, leering away from freezing flames dancing from an abyss.
Then ages pass, it had simmered and boiled over passed the rim.
The Shapeless then angry, anger there shaping.
OP would you be ok with lewd male costumes?
have a nice day.
Like Thor baring his ass?
Loki baring his chest in Loki s1?
Cap.Am showing off America's ass?
Men dont use lewd clothes irl, why would that transfer to their superhero costumes?
Women do wear lewd clothes irl.
Furthermore, if men's clothes show off their shape/muscles no one makes an issue of it.
She's garbage but at least the character is too. The real tragedy is their casting of Adam Warlock
Here's your Kamala bro
shes just a fat brownoid, intended to represent the majority of women
Fat brownoids at age 16-19 are my fetish
The pity of it is, a healthy MCU without forced diversity would still naturally have different races and shit, just like the old skool comics. Something for everyone, just not overwhelmed with shit 99% people viscerally upchuck. And without that driving its success, you can kiss all this shit goodbye while you're at it.
I'm an IRON MAN comicgay from the old days before the movie or MCU were ever a thing, and just expected it to be the usual shit.
>mfw he's now one of the best known and has more fans than ever
Anything that's relatively obscure or specialised can become more popular if it's well-written and well-made, but that's antithetical to the ideological homosexuals now in charge who want to just shove anyone the right colour into a role and then try to force it upon the audience. Doesn't work that way.
I used to think Green Lantern was gay with a moronic and stupid-looking power, but some good writing and creative uses of the ring has made him cool and now one of my favourites. Basing his 'real' power on force of will was genius and retconned it from a homosexual with a gay 'magic' space ring to something relatable and meaningful. Likewise some very lame kid sidekicks started out as just that and annoying, but got some good writing to make them their own character over the years.
Rhodey was pretty cool in the comics in the lead up to War Machine when he just started out as probably a bit of a pre-diversity diversity character and a Black person slav... employee, who called Stark 'Boss'. Kek.
These other characters could actually become good and appeal to people of all colours and creeds if they'd drop all this bullshit and rewrite them to be actual characters who just happen to be shitskin Muzzies or whatever.
>Evangeline Lily as the Wasp
they also publicly humiliated her with her dike haircut
Everybody loses. Ant-man dating a dyke
Her short hair and monkey ears were sexy
Evangeline Lily is a transgender.
>everyone but me is a transgender
>i am a israelite
No. She looked perfect in the first film, the hair and everything, and was looking forward to her in the Wasp suit. That's what the first movie promises at the end but never really delivers on after:
>loved what they did with the reflection in her eyes in that scene, perfect
"Advanced prototype" suit was obviously supposed to be more slimline, but then a couple more years into 'muh male gaze' crap, they toned down yellows so far was basically black, and thick suit that didn't show off the figure of the woman they hired originally to have one they could show off. Total gyp.
The only female lead in MCU that I have wanted to frick was Scarlett Johannsen and maybe that tit wench from Captain America if she's not a troon.
IN A FRICKING COMIC BOOK FRANCHISE
Wanda in WV
She's only attractive later into the show because you've had nothing else to look at .
You're right. I had the same problem except Scarlett Johannsen is not my type and I think overrated. I thought they could have done way better with every single female character in the franchise. There were ones I didn't think were terrible, in looks or elevated by performance, but the bottom line is, there are a million prostitutes on any LA street that look better and could do a better job.
Like the Valkyrie thing above. It's not rocket science to find some blonde bimbo with the right look, put her in the costume, and get a half-decent performance out of her. Never was. None of these women had to be as subpar as they actually are.
Captain America might obsess over his b***h, but I don't, at all.
Maybe I'd frick Gweneth Paltrow, if she shut her mouth and didn't say moronic shit. Tony Stark could do better.
You could find a better Black Widow. Sorry Johannsen gays, but it's true.
Only reason I say scarlett is because her character is a spy and has to act like a bawd to trick men like Tony, so you at least get to see some sex appeal type behavior out of her. With the captain america chick there is some romance between her and Cap. All other prostitutes it's either forced or gay. Pepper Potts is not a romance. She constantly nags him, wines at him, tries to stop him from going on the plot. She's a nuisance. There is at least witty exchange, but that's gay.
Ironically I thought they were pushing it way too hard in IRON MAN 2, and I found her unconvincing and the hallway fight scene lame.
As for Paltrow she could have been fine if they didn't let her and RDJ ad lib their own shit. It was the worst part of the first IRON MAN movie. Just listen to this crap. I refuse to believe that anybody actually sat down and wrote this garbage:
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It's work 'ZOMG awkward' woman bullshit I've ever heard. She just said she forgot to wear deodorant? So she stinks? "At least three olives"? Still one of the worst lines in the whole MCU to this day. Frick you Goop-brained b***h.
I know what they were trying to do. Obviously use the 'Marvel Method' for the dialogue like the way they famously wrote the comics by filling it in later after it was drawn, but just no, no, no. It doesn't work here.
Also why would she be talking about how his arc reactor stinks of pus and shit? So Tony Stark literally stinks too? That's not very heroic. It's more like RDJ is just dealing with whatever dumb crap comes out of her mouth, and I guess shit smelling is on the tiny mind of a dumb b***h who sells vegana candles IRL:
Luckily the rest of the movie works in spite of this horseshit. But they should have seen the problem and started actually writing their dialogue because this shit continues in some form even in later films.
Ironman 2 is great and underrated
The reason why they're pushing it too hard is because Stark is too smart for her typical play, so she ups her game and succeed at teasing him with sex despite him expecting her to. It's like they're fricking around. Hard to explain.
They had so much fun making ironman they made that stupid chef movie just for kicks.
Yeah paltrow is the worst part of all the films, and they put her in the final fight scene of 3. It sucks. You just have to get through it.
That scene is kino, sorry you got filtered by kino sneaking into a capeshit film
Evangeline is a man shoulder woman, we didn't miss out on much
Her beach pics from 14 years ago when she was dating her LOST co-worker isn't the most flattering, and she's now older and a bit too toned for my tastes
>a bunch of "guys" who couldn't get a date with a normal well adjusted woman if their lives depended on it complain a woman way out of their social league isn't their type
Lol ok keep us updated
>social league
When was a shitskin in my social league?
Considering millions of people know who she is, while maybe 5 people know who you are, I would say you're not even in her social universe.
She can't have blonde blue eyed children so idgaf who knows her name
Quality over quantity
whats a well adjusted woman
she's like 90% of zoomers, so clearly she's meant to be an "every girl" dumpy brown girl is relatable to so many girls.
>Relatability
She's cast precisely because she's not relateable to the target audience.
for young men absolutely not. she's literally a dumpy brown girl who about as common as can be. no male is going to pay to see that.
Brie Larson is toxic to male movie goers and random sassy black chick doesn't do anything.
the movie is made for affluent liberals, probably some conservatives too feel better about themselves. it absolutely wasn't made for any mass audience.
bitchy middle aged white chick
dumpy brown girl
sassy black woman
middle aged mutt woman who's character is boring and a complete non threat
The black lady wasn't even properly sassy, she was boring, barely there, and written to have no personality
She was literally a token Black person.
When they 3 walked into the island city and saw all the people she said
>Daaaamn
just a sambo jigaboo
lmao
the movie even used the term "black girl magic". Disney's black representation is always a caricature of blacks. it's no different than the dancing jigaboo ads
I still keep wondering why they introduced Captain Marvel. She's too OP and they can't do anything with her at all. She's also boring.
Maybe the endgame was the pajeeta all along, just boil the frog with a blonde (with disastrous casting)
See
>I still keep wondering why they introduced Captain Marvel. She's too OP and they can't do anything with her at all. She's also boring.
I suppose the idea was that as the strongest and most invulnerable character, she was a Strong Female Role-Model, and they didn't plan much beyond that.
I never watched the zoomerjeet marvel show was it any good
No self-respecting person watched that slop
>unflattering concealing costumes, (like Evangeline Lily as the Wasp)
that wasn't even the worst of it
WHAT THE FRICK WAS THIS HAIRCUT
bonerkiller
That they don't want to sexualize the characters and want them to wear something more functional is understandable I suppose, but couldn't they at least put them in a cool costume or do they have something against that as well?
What body type is this called?
A cross between a refrigerator and a barrel?
Literally solved some kind of squaring the circle problem making it this bad.
>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE WOMEN IN MEDIA UNLESS I CAN FAP TO THEM
>Still defending the movie after it bombs.
Dude, you lost. Why are you still talking shit
No, there's just a good reason you probably don't belong at the front of a camera either homosexual. Don't feel bad. Most people don't. Just like most people don't belong in the wienerpit of a fighter jet.
Leading men and ladies in the movies have always been in a top percentile, that's why they get the big bucks. People like watching attractive people, doing cool shit, and going on interesting adventures.
Libshits and other delusional Commies trying to go against the grain of that reality is why they're going broke right now. Nobody wants to watch these shit-tier nobodies, doing lame shit, in a boring badly-written story - period.
I want to feel those soft arms curl around me while she struggles to contain her moans
>waxed arm hair
ugh
C-cute
S-shill
>"Look! It's the Flying Brick!"
reminds me of reginald denny
I CUM FOR SHE
ah the fat ugly shitskin will sell our movies lmfao
It started when they wanted to pretend that like we give a shit about these useless fricking holes have to say or do and yes not letting me see their buttholes and breasts.
Am I the only one who desperately wants to rail her in the ass?