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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still remember this guy as DJ Nanda Parbeats, from the television program Arrow.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i shaved mine and i looked silly, is that what you want? you want me to look silly? yeah? well frick you!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I shaved mine and also got the Cavill Argylle haircut. Last fricking time I fall for Hollywood trends, this time for real.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    On the left he's handsome on the right he's strange and ugly

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's the point.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He reminds me of the Gray aliens of the lumberjack who said that was abducted by aliens.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of my favorite celebrity quotes so far

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I kind of like that he seems to be a bit of a weirdo. Like how he couldn't lose his Elvis accent and had to get it trained out of him. Makes him feel real. Like the Goose.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think he may be trying to out autism him

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's still relentlessly handsome even when he's bald and eyebrowless.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's goofy as frick looking like every zoomer actor. Its like a prerequisite that they could pass for having down syndrome to have a career

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, Autism Bitler can share that giant wisdom of his with Michael Rosenbaum, but to be honest, I would shave both their asses and make them walk backwards down the street like dogs.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shaving isn't the answer when there's laser eyebrow hair removal

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If this homie shaved his brows he'd lose 50lbs overnight

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude looks like a bald Super Saiyan 3

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a real one

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf? is that coomer?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he a real ass doe fo sho

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't shave
      has alopecia.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick thinks about his own eyebrows at all?

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's the guy who played Elvis, right? I'm pretty sure he is an actual schyzo.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't believe that actually cast this turbo soi fish faced goober to play Elvis. Is there legitimately not a single masculine zoomer on the planet?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Elvis
      >masculine
      are you talking about the dude who mimicked nigg*rs, colored his hair blonde like a pinup, and wore tacky rings like an Italian, and wore a literal sequin-covered cape for years at Vegas? lmaooooooo

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This dude is just an omega-himbo. Dude could be cast as a duck with dick-hands and start talking about how liberating it was to not have opposable thumbs.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't say anything about shaving his eyebrows. That's cleary a prosthetic brow ridge.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't matter how ugly you are. Everyone look badass with no eyebrows.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I could happily live out the rest of my life never having to listen to any opinion or thoughts from an actor ever again.

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