>She begged for her life and the life of the baby inside her.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
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>She begged for her life and the life of the baby inside her.
>She begged for her life and the life of the baby inside her.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
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yeah well the jerk store called and they're all out of you
Mark my words, so will you.
How would John Doe be pregnant? That comeback doesn't make any sense.
>How would John Doe be pregnant?
it's about his right to be pregnant.
He's saying he's gonna ass-rape him before cutting his head off. Frickin Spacey would probably enjoy that, though.
If I was John Doe I'd still be very confused like, "but...I don't have a baby..."
He literally begged for his life to be taken away.
yeah, but I'd make him love life again, so then he'd beg for it as I'm about to take it away.
Does this movie prove that if you kill your enemies, they win?
The only sensible response to this is to rape him in front of Morgan Freeman
>well ummm acktually she wasn't far enough along for the baby to be considered alive so it wasn't a life you should brush up on your biology mister
>In a new documentary, a young actor says he met Kevin Spacey in 1998 at The Viper Room in Los Angeles and got invited to watch "Saving Private Ryan" with him. The actor alleges Spacey was “pleasuring himself” during the movie's opening scene.
Women just can't shut the frick up, huh? I know that game. b***hes, man...
Just a clump of cells man
>Y-you too
test
yeah well i already fricked her anyway
>You're probably going to enjoy this, you freak
*unzips pants*
Keep saying "huh?" and interrupting before he could finish his sentence. After a few rounds of this I'd laugh and slap him on the back and say something " Nah you're alright haha (I'd turn and wink at Somerset here) now what were you saying?"
She was my side bizzle, Cha feel? Looks like I gotta go down to the pound house and find myself another beeeeitch.
I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.
There is no comeback. The guy has killed your pregnant wife and thus ruined your life forever. You can pretend to be a tough guy all you want but that shit would definitely ruin your life. It may be hard to understand for an incel who's never loved or been loved by a woman so much that she wants have your baby, but this is how it is.
Unironically have a nice day. It's the only play that both ends your suffering and spoils Doe's plan and legacy.
Kinda this. Not falling for Doe's provocation and destroying his life's work would be worse than death for him
Unironically this. Still a fricking downer ending, but *slightly* less 'evil wins' nihilism.
What if he just shot him in the dick instead
He mad
>Yeah I hate women too but I ain't gay
Now I understand killing a grown woman, that prostitute probably had it coming, but killing an unborn child? That's just murder man, not cool.
I'd invite him to see my thirteen year old sister shower.
I feel like this is one of those things that it's okay to be mad at but maybe I'm crazy idk.
But then he wins, anon.
Because you're a homosexual. Real men never respond with emotions to obvious provocation.
>Well i have a new lover what about you.... Cracka boy?
This is one of the only endings that pissed me off but in a good way.
>i was going to divorce her anyways, thanks for saving me the lawyer fees, jabroni
Also she was getting stingy with the morning rim jobs so it's like... Why even be married to a b***h if her tongue isn't in your ass 3 times a day?
Weeeelllllllp let's get you back to prison
>You mean like she begged for my wiener lmao? You wouldn't know what that's like tho hahaha you had to rape her. Was that your first time btw?
ez
How is the box thing even considered a "mystery"? It's obviously her head.
It's a lightbulb
>shoot him in the balls
seriously going for the head was just mercy
>OOOOOH RIGHT IN THE SE7ENS
Gutshot and watch him die slow. No use in talking to him.
didn't he know abortions are illegal?
She was a prostitute and that was not my baby she was carrying.
>How do you respond without sounding mad?
Stupid, if someone murdered your wife and child why wouldn't you not be mad?
It's cringe
this movie was so forgettable
i dont even remember why he did this
i was more confused than shocked while watching the movie, this was forced so hard
I wasn't old enough to see this in the theater when it was released so maybe that would have been better who knows.
>i was more confused than shocked while watching the movie
I bet Pixar and Adam Sandler movies have that effect on you too.
As ridiculous as it sounds Last Action Hero really made me question the morality of storytelling like this.
There's enough horrible real shit in the real world, why create more misery? What kind of person imagines people just to destroy them and torment them for cheap thrills?
>WAIT A TICK. THIS MEANS I'M SINGLE AGAIN! OH, BEHAVE!
By silently dousing him in petrol.
It doesn’t matter. You’ve lost. He’s killed your wife, your baby, and now you’re so angry you’re going to kill him just like he wants. You can pretend to not be mad to try and give him one less, albeit small, victory, but really what’s the point? What I would do is just kidnap and torture him, trying my best not to kill him so I can inflict as much pain as possible for as long as possible.
>Y-you too.
>How do you respond without sounding mad?
have him regularly prison raped until he dies
They really should've had Somerset kill John Doe.
That's a good idea. Shoot him in the chest a couple times so he dies slowly and has time to realize that he failed.
>How do you respond without sounding mad?
Protracted torture and headfricking is a good start, record his "voluntary" oral and written renunciation of his worldview.
Since he reveals that envy is a weakness of his, also feed him bullshit reports about copycats stealing his thunder while also COMPLETELY missing his point, obtuse as it may be.
>yeah well I'm gonna send you to the women's prison, you gay homosexual
>embryos can't be considered as a baby, chud, get educated, her body her choice