>she begged for her life, and the life of the baby inside of her
how do you respond without sounding wrathful?
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>she begged for her life, and the life of the baby inside of her
Allahu akbar
this. if you declare a jihad then anything you do to him will be holy and just
>clump of cells
>000.1 sec after saying that
you bastard
Savagely beat him and then haul his ass to jail for life. Its a better punishment than just shooting him dead
act like you have amnesia
>huh? huh? whos head is that? where am i?
>BLOODY BENCHOD BASTARD
I wouldn't respond with anything. I would listen to what he had to say, and that's what no one did.
Stop it. Its over.
Dammit John, not again
shoot him in the dick
Shoot his wiener off
>Shoot his wiener off
Yeah kinda unrealistic he would brag about what he's done to a guy that can do that.
You mock his laughable facial sacks and then shoot him to the groin.
Poop in your hand and throw it at him
>Luckily i took out that life insurance policy on her last week
>*All 3 of us begin to laugh*
>reveal to him that I always hated my wife and wanted her dead but I didn't want to get my own hands dirty
>smile, expel visible joy from my expression, the opposite of wrath
>thank him for serving as the perfect patsy and then proceed to arrest him for murder
Which wife?
Why did the film make it out to the viewer like Brad Pitt’s character was gonna serve prison time for killing a known serial killer who just murdered his wife and unborn kid? He was a cop and cops help each other other and have swept WAY worse shit under the rug then something that probably would not even get convicted in court because the jury would feel for the guy.
In real life Pitt’s character would be placed on paid leave til he regrouped and came back to work again. That or just live off of an early pension because he would be too fricked to function again.
>she begged for her life
OH N-
>and the life of the baby insi--
Whew!
>I don’t give a frick dude, I am literally Brad pitt, I could impregnate any woman on this earth if I wanted to
>Sorry but i'm ASS DRUK
Okay go to website
>"Holy shit! Haha, THANK YOU GOD! To be honest, deep down I knew I didn't feel ready for fatherhood and lets say my wife was REALLY showing off what post wedding life was gonna be like. You really did a solid for me here, "Local cop widowed after wife pregnant with their child is murdered." Women are going to line up around the corner to try and "fix me.""
>"Haha, thanks but uh, you are going to be locked up for a very long time, you know."
pride - i've got other baby mommas waiting for me
sloth - meh
Ok boomer.
Hit him with a shoot Nah You Are
EEYUOO MONSTA!!
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Shoot his jaw, shoot his kneecaps, watch him squirm in horrific pain for hours, and say nothing.