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there's a sequel?
Who is this cute boy?
My wife Sophia.
This was definitely better than I anticipated.
Apparently the studio has said so.
The movie bombed and Paramount is on the verge of bankruptcy. There will be no sequel lol.
Brown amerimutts look like THAT?
She makes me want to betray the white race...
There will be a doric spinoff
But enough about you
>OP foolishly thinking there'll be a sequel when this film bombed
>said movie has already been written off by Hasbro due to financial losses
lol
lmao even
>He's back
Why do you hate this movie so much?
Sorry anon, but no film that only broke even has ever gotten a sequel in history
Highlander didn't break even and they made half a dozen of them
Highlander was a flop?
yeah Among Among Thieves at least made back its budget
The studio is already talking about a sequel too.
That would make someone here lose its mind.
>The studio is already talking about a sequel too.
based
THE STUDIO CAN'T DO THAT! ANONS SAY IT FAILED!
I want this just to trigger the hater spergs
The movie bombed anon, you ARE the spergs. Everyone disliked it lol.
The movie got beaten by John Wick, Mario and Suzume consecutively. One week they re-released Return of the King. A twenty year old movie re-released with no advertising on a third of the screens and it STILL crushed D&D.
Triggered already 🙁
The only winning move is not to respond.
>Triggered already 🙁
Yeah, your frustration that this movie was poorly received reflects how triggered you are.
The movie reviewed well though.
So did these anon, review scores are meaningless. Critics give good reviews to anything woke and audiences give good reviews to anything they pay for. But when barely anyone sees the movie -as is the case with this one- that's a very small sample and thus worthless.
>using box office results to indicate movie quality
Are we really doing this now? I guess The Lion King (2019) is a fricking masterpiece then?
Using box office to determine actual audience reaction. Kids films are always an anomaly because there are parents who will take their kids to any children's film regardless of quality. I've had arguments about this with people before. I knew a guy -won't say who- who is now divorced who at the time felt completely whipped and controlled by his wife, I asked him how he could take his kids to slop and from a calm discussion he started yelling "I DON'T CARE! I JUST WANT TO TURN MY MIND OFF FOR TWO HOURS! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT THEY WATCH!! JUST LET ME SIT IN THE DARK WITH SOME FRICKING POPCORN AND NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH ANY SHIT FOR A LITTLE WHILE!!!"
He's changed his tune now though.
It lost over a hundred million dollars lol, the frick is wrong with you? The theater takes 50%. It's budget was over 200mil, it did not make 400mil. Why must you gaslight? Lol, is it because reality allows you no avenue for victory?
>budget of 150 mil
>made over 200 mil
Nice.
Even Highlander couldn't hit its budget.
Don't acknowledge this and repeat your autistic lie about the budget if you admit you're mindbroken and completely and totally buck broken by this movie's profound and overwhelming failure.
>Needed 400mil to break even.
>Pretend marketing doesn't exist and theaters don't take half because reality bent over and FRICKED your movie.
See, your denial of reality is why everyone can tell you're a troon.
and the studio is talking about doing it. haters gonna seethe.
You'll get anons posting non-source pics babbling about marketing, or outright lying about "marketing budgets" that they can't source or cite. It's hilarious to watch them struggling to cope with the reality.
Uh-huh, cry more homosexual. You're told. Your movie BOMBED and all you can do is gaslight and ignore the posts that TRIGGERED you because you're completely and totally defeated lol.
Look, I don't work for a studio or in the box business at all, but if it didn't make 1 billion dollars it didn't even break even.
The /misc/ack troons who hate it all babble the same nonsense like the bots they are lol
the way they spam the same pics over dozens of times suggests they're bots or chinese
Source is right in the image.
BUT MOVIEWEB SAYS!
It doesn't cite a source or even claim to know the marketing budget, but that's inconvenient to my seething 🙁
>I-If I ignore the official account and all the evidence and just pretend theaters don't take half I can pretend I'm not the one seething!!!
Cry more homosexual.
Anon, Movieweb is the official source for Hollywood.
Highlander was huge in the VHS rental and did fairly well in the home release, so that justified a sequel.
Both of those are pretty much dead and irrelevant now so 99% of the money is made at the box office, and the last 1% is from streaming revenue.
Wow, really?
... What about films that lost $100 million like this one did?
Of course it’s getting a sequel DnD has been pumping out video games (Baldur’s Gate 3) with varying success and now they want to move into films. They’re trying to expand their audience along with their franchise.
Anon, this is the FOURTH D&D film. This and the first both bombed. The middle two were direct to dvd. You know what the definition of insanity is?
>Baldur’s Gate 3
Cinemaphile is like 60% Baldur's Gate 3 and bear sex threads right now, can confirm
I guess it's confirmed a sequel is possible
Highlander became a cult hit and made a shitload of money on rentals.
I guess we'll see what happens here.
Never realised Highlander did even worse than D&D on its budget and boxoffice.
Hatchet franchise.
can’t wait to watch her transform into a he like every young mildly attractive actress
This. To be honest though she always seemed like this and we just willfully ignored it. I think after IT, she's been on a downward spiral and has done nothing of note since and has turned into a goblin. The cute ginger tomboy schtick really fell apart when you learn she doesn't even have naturally red hair.
>Sequel
Damn right.
she better be in better movies
There won't be a sequel, you'll be lucky if Paramount even exists a year from now lol.
Why do you hate this movie?
This is why I hate this movie. Why do you obsessively spam it? If you deny you're OP then start relentlessly interrogating them about why they spam these idiotic threads.
Why waste your life doing this?
Why waste your life spamming threads and replying? Have some self-awareness, we're in the same place at the same time. You can't come up with an insult that won't apply to you. Why do you hate straight white males so much? It's never going to stop. You're just going to have to stop spamming threads I guess.
That's a lot of projecting and paranoia. This isn't healthy for you.
>Projecting
Anon, the post quoted is someone specifically advocating pedophilia.
Why are you a pedophile?
He likes bumping the threads
Still pretending you don't know what sage does lol.
I have never seen a shill provide a counter argument
Someone people need to get their news from GIANT FRICKIN ROBOT, Movieweb and Wikipedia, anon
I didn't notice any of this things. Is that because I'm not from USA?
>Why do you obsessively spam it?
Threads on the movie aren't spammed any more than anything else on Cinemaphile.
This movie hasn't been in theaters for months. Name another movie that BOMBED that was getting multiple threads posted here every day three months after it was out of theaters.
Whatever has a popular Cinemaphile waifu like Sophia I imagine.
You do realize that's why threads get made on the movie right? Every D&D thread has her in the OP. Nothing is actually being shilled here, I don't see why you need to be told this.
No, that's a recent phenomenon. Usually (including the one posted earlier this morning) it's the movie poster.
if OP keeps shilling it 5 more years, they might just do a sequal lol...
maybe...
>sequal
why can’t Black folk spell?
There's a million reasons.
I hate hypocrites.
You realize the difference between the two right? Airbender was about specific, pre-established characters, DnD is just in the same setting.
D&D took place in the Sword Coasts, specifically based on medieval Europe. Simon is stated to descend from Elminster, who is explicitly white in D&D. Additonally he -like all the other characters- was originally conceived as white.
So no, there's no difference. You're just a white-hating bigot.
Is that... a heckin' D&D thread! Now I get to post all my epic gotcha memes again!
You forgot the most moronic one with the BMW.
It's hilarious how you think if you say "moronic" that protects you from having to debunk it lol, basically you admitting it's left you buttflustered.
>A car existing in a world with no such technology is the same as fantasy creatures living in the same world that was made up for them
If you don't see how that's moronic, then I don't know what to say.
>a car in a world they don't exist in.
>Blacks in a world they don't exist in.
Get it yet stupid? It's okay, pretend you don't. Just spam "moronic" if you concede you're wrong.
Show me one example of a work of fiction that specifically states black people don't exist in that world, and then a later entry where black people do exist. I'll wait.
>Show me one example
The Sword Coasts are explicitly based on medieval Europe, as was LotR.
Medieval Europe did not have black people. Even today blacks only make up 2% of Europe's population. They did not exist in the setting. Thus they look as out of place as a modern car would, because they weren't fricking there.
Did medieval Europe have dragons and goblins too?
dumb b***h lol
Yes stupid, that's where the fricking myths originate you profound fricking imbecile. Dragons and Elves and Goblins etc are all European myths. That's like asking me if Oni are of Asian origin, or if Chupacabras are supposed to come from Mexico. God DAMN are you profoundly, embarrassingly dumb.
>myths
lol you really are a dumb brown b***h
Stay salty you got TOLD. Stay inferior that your culture is so shit you desperately want to steal from European culture.
Goblins and dragons aren't real, brownie. And European culture isn't yours, stop pretending to be white.
https://www.gresham.ac.uk/watch-now/blacks-britannica
It's awfully dedicated shitposting with a hint of serious anger behind it.
>whines about brown people while shilling for diversity
lmao wtf
is this the new race war?
Blacks and israelites vs pajeets and mexicans?
>Goblins and dragons aren't real, brownie.
This is so profoundly autistic. So, let's see. israeli, Mexican, Chinese and now "brown". Lol. God, Blacks sure are fragile when they can't get their way aren't they? "GIBS ME DAT KNIGHT ARMOR!!!!" Lol.
Goblins and Dragons are part of established EUROPEAN myth, they fit the setting. Blacks don't.
And you seriously linked to a 54 minute video of gaslighting lying and trying to established 'blacks were totally all over Europe" that's been debunked a million times over? Lmfao.
>Blacks sure are fragile
That's rich coming from the board that cries about every single person of color in movies in television.
nta but Black folk can't even handle when other Black folk have lighter skin than them
Isn't it funny how every single movie that made good money this year had an almost entirely white cast? Lol. Why do you always react with that same image? You relate to the homosexual ex president?
Considering how he also said Ivan, i think it might be exxon schizo or one of the NAFO shills
The later shit up /k/ with their larp about the democrat party's holy crusade to exterminate brown people and create the NATO reich (Yes, they are this moronic)
>The architecture is inspired by the real world, therefore the people who live in those houses must have the same skin color as in the real world equivalent, even though their fictional world also has fantasy creatures that don't exist in the real world
>Somehow this is the same as a car existing in a world with no modern technology
You could just say you hate black people instead of trying to justify it with such convoluted and ridiculous logic.
The myths existed in medieval Europe autist, blacks did not. Deal with it. DEAL WITH IT. None of your repetitive cope is going to entitle you to European history or culture no matter how you cry and whinge.
>4 out of literally thousands of mass shooters are trannies
Whoa, this must mean all trannies are mass shooters or something! Thanks for opening my eyes!
Considering they're like .001% of the population, 4 is a massive showing. And that list is no where near exhaustive, take the Denver case for example, that was actually TWO trans shooters, one mtf and one ftm. Randy Stair's motivation for his shooting spree was his bizarre belief that committing it would allow him to become a woman.
Of the other thousands, the majority of them are black. So your stats are completely incorrect. You are what you hate.
>>4 out of literally thousands of mass shooters are trannies
Yeah the rest are black
>Present one mass shooting and try to link it to white males.
>Get four shootings by trannies in response.
>Backtrack and try to suggest that it would be stupid to imply the very thing you were implying.
Edgin and Holga had good chemistry as leads.
God I fricking loved the dragonlance books.
>reject modernity
>he said on social media
kek
In an interracial romance.
SEQUEL??
She should play my wife in the live action remake of the cartoon
Look how they massacred my boys.
>Mogged by a Brazilian car commercial.
They were kids!
Its crazy that a D&D movie has destroyed one anons mentality. Fascinating to watch the breakdown though.
It's some bitter wage slave judging by when the pics are posted.
I just don't get why he bumps these threads dozens of times.
Anons not liking one of the biggest bombs of the year clearly has wokies seething straight out their neovages lol.
I know, imagine being so completely intimidated by some anon you obsessively post about them and speak to them as if they're not there lol.
It was a heartfelt film, so unlike usual films today.
Why are Paramount shills dredging up this crap now? Are they desperate for people to buy it on streaming or DVD to make at least some money from it?
fun flick
lose the Black folk next time
>fun flick
Yeah it was a lot better than I anticipated
why is tom bombadilo in magic?
he was multiclassing low level rogue bard
Stop gaslighting homosexual.
>WotC
based to see you come around
WotC are schizophrenic and hate money. While they put this movie out with a half-elf protagonist they made a statement that half-races were "inherently racist". They're allergic to money.
>WotC are schizophrenic and hate money
So why are you citing them as a positive example?
Jesus you sound like a schizo too.
>why are you citing them as a positive example?
Where does it say they're a "postive example"? Those are various examples of how Bards are typically portrayed, demonstrating that even WotC typically treats them better really hammers in how profoundly SHIT and poorly made this garbage movie is. Every negative word you say about WotC is just demonstrating how much worse this movie is lol.
>demonstrating that even WotC typically treats them better
>Where does it say they're a "postive example"
lol b***h you don't even know what your spam posts mean anymore
>If I demonstrate that a group was treated better by the Nazis that's saying the Nazis were good rather than highlighting how the other thing being criticized is "even worse".
You don't know what words mean lol.
>nazis
Damn you really are mad if you've reached Godwin's Law already.
Why post a pic of bards contrasting with Edgin if they're not positive examples in comparison?
>WotC hates mixed race people
How is this progressive? This is what white supremacists want.
It's one of those horseshoe theory things. They're so woke they become nazis. The full interview makes it sound even worse. Their solution makes absolutely no sense.
Basically in the game half races still exist... they just don't call them that anymore. So if your father was an elf and your mother was human you just *choose what you identify as*. You're still a half-elf, they just don't say it. Also the rules were changed so you can combine any races at all, even like four different races if you want and just take whichever traits you like from each.
No word on how halflings are effected by this.
>No word on how halflings are effected by this.
WotC purchased the rights to LotR, they'll probably call them hobbits from now on.
Top fricking kek!
>"no anon, listen to THIS company for characters!"
lol get fricked, moron
That's kind of the entire point you profound frickwit lol. Did WotC make Final Fantasy, A Bard's Tale or Chained Echoes? Kinda looks like you don't have any fricking point at all. Yes, 5e is shit, WotC is shit. That's a large part of why the movie is shit.
Now greentext some more shit I didn't say because you have no response to my actual words b***h lol.
>WotC is shit.
>but here is a positive example from them
lol you're a schizo
>It's a positive example because I say it is, it doesn't matter that it's not in the image anywhere if I just keep repeating my lie you'll accept it!
THAT is ironically schizophrenic as frick lol. Nice self-report Black.
Ok schizo, so now you're claiming these
are all bad examples of bards?
Oh my fricking god. They're all by different companies. It's not going to stop getting posted because it clearly TRIGGERS you autismo. Some are good some are bad, the point is that is how Bards are typically portrayed. There is no statement on "quality" other than HAT being shit. Hell, that's the title of the fricking image. You're making these insanely autistic leaps to try to justify a pathetic insult because the image triggers you lol. The movie is SHIT every fricking way you look at it. They got the mechanics wrong, it's full of raceswaps and forced diversity and it reverses gender roles and emasculates and shits on men. You just have shit taste and can't defend your shit movie so you make these insanely autistic leaps to try wiggle around the fact that you can't defend it. All of the arguments are correct.
Every time you insult me it's you conceding you can't defend the movie.
tl;dr
Why are you afraid to answer yes or no?
Every time you respond to me you're admitting your argument is faulty.
>tl;dr
I accept your concession. Please refuse to read any other posts you feel triggered and completely defeated by.
>still can't answer yes or no
I accept your concession.
You didn't understand the pic when you posted it. Hopefully you didn't make it, that would be even more embarrassing for you.
I'm not going to dumb it down for you, it isn't a "yes or no" answer, because you're asking a moronic question that doesn't fit the image. If you can't read, you shouldn't be on a forum frickwit. Now refuse to read this if you concede.
You didn't need to double-down on your concession, I understood you were ignorant of the pic's meaning. Relax, it's over. You gave up.
Now you're just completely mindbroken and denying reality lol. You're telling the creator of the image that you alone know it's meaning lol.
Profoundly autistic.
>created the image
That's an embarrassing admission. So you made a pic of NEGATIVE bard comparisons to Edgin. That's just really stupid.
You ok, anon?
>So you made a pic of NEGATIVE bard comparisons to Edgin.
No, there was no statement of "positive" or "negative" that exists solely in the mind of an autistic broken buck. The statement was on how Bards are trypically portrayed. TYPICALLY. Typically, they have skills and do cool things. The defense for how SHIT he is in this movie was previously that "That's how they're supposed to be in D&D" but then we see in D&D typically they have spells and get laid and carry swords.
But you have nothing so you'll just fixate on this word not found in the image because of your low functioning autism lol.
Ah the combat wheelchair.
What a fricking joke.
He spends the entire movie handing out Bardic Inspiration.
Doesn't carry a sword, doesn't use any bard skills, hell that resurrection thing is supposed to be a Bard skill now but they handed it to Simon. The entire point was to emasculate him and make him useless. The directors and writers openly stated this.
>doesn't use any bard skills
I literally just told you he spends the entire movie giving Bardic Inspiration.
I do have a genuine question for you. Are your just always on Cinemaphile and when you spot a mention of this movie you dive in for another autistic meltdown or do you have a bot that notifies you when one is made or something? I've been in like 3 of these in the past 6 months and you've been in all of them getting rekt from all angles lol.
>Anon, you're getting rekt because I said. I'm telling you, him squirming on the floor, that's BARDIC INSPIRATION! Because I said, BECAUSE I FRICKING SAID!! And even though my every word doesn't make any sense, you are reckt!
So rekt you have no response to any of the arguments and instead focus on me with the same dumb shit every time. Tell me, how much projection are you capable of? If you've seen "me" in three threads, then that's all I've been in. You can only account for as much of my presence as you've had, so whatever bizarre insult you're aiming at me you have to apply to yourself.
Talking isn't "bardic inspiration". And even if it was, that's it. No other skills, no combat, not even a sword. He's intentionally designed to be useless.
No the Bardic Inspiration would be him specifically inspiring people to do things they couldn't do before. Which is the whole point of Bardic Inspiration. You wouldn't know though, because you don't play DnD. I am absolutely serious with my question though. You've admitting to being in 4 separate threads already in this thread, so why on Earth would you try to pretend you've been in only 3 threads? lol. Archives say you've been in at LEAST 23 (twenty three).
>specifically inspiring people to do things they couldn't do before.
Which he never did. The only time Simon does something he couldn't before was when he uses the helmet, during which time they're separated. Edgin had nothing to do with it. None of them do anything they couldn't before because of something he said.
>You wouldn't know though, because you don't play DnD.
LMFAO, you're so fricking predictable. Why do you always have to fricking gaslight? If you think you have one up on someone you say they don't play, but now watch you're going to insult me for pointing out all of the following shit and contradict yourself:
-Why are the characters all glowingly describing Xenk? As the DMPC shouldn't this description be coming from NPCs or Xenk himself?
-Druids use staffs and are spellcasters, they can summon animals and elementals and all kinds of shit, why does Doric only wildshape, why does it not have any limits on use and why can she become an Owlbear when that specifically breaks the rules?
-Why would a DM spend five minutes describing a monster and then have it harmlessly pass the party without incident wasting everyone's time?
-Why would a DM make the party spend hours talking to diferent corpses for a gag preventing any progress for a gag? No one would sit around putting up with that.
>I am absolutely serious with my question though.
Anon, shut the frick up. I don't give a frick about your autistic concerntrolling, if you want it stop stop spamming these autistic threads. That's it. No more fricking answers for you because you never fricking answer mine. Why do you spam these stupid fricking threads? Why do you always lie and gaslight? Why do you feel entitled to European culture? Why does it anger you so much this movie bombed?
Lmfao he's so fricking pathetic, holy shit.
Nah he's just butthurt that based anon shit on this movie so prolifically. Imagine the time it took to take that screenshot, that's pure seethe lmfao.
I'd say he is a shill, considering how he defends diversity while complaining about brown people (lolwut)
But NAFO troons are legit moronic
>t. used to browse /k/ before they ruined it
>-Why are the characters all glowingly describing Xenk?
They don't. Even calls him weird and annoying.
>As the DMPC shouldn't this description be coming from NPCs or Xenk himself?
They do, in the form of characters doing history checks and expositing things they've heard about him secondhand and then Xenk himself saving a baby and giving money to a homeless person.
>Druids use staffs and are spellcasters, they can summon animals and elementals and all kinds of shit, why does Doric only wildshape, why does it not have any limits on use and why can she become an Owlbear when that specifically breaks the rules?
>Why would a DM spend five minutes describing a monster and then have it harmlessly pass the party without incident wasting everyone's time?
>Why would a DM make the party spend hours talking to diferent corpses for a gag preventing any progress for a gag? No one would sit around putting up with that.
All three of these questions are answered with a simple "It's very clear you've never played DnD before. The Speak With Dead gag is an explicit lifting of a trope that happens at almost every single table that uses the spell. It was put in the movie specifically as a callout to everyone who does it at their table.
Hope this helped.
>They don't.
>They do, in the form of characters doing history checks
Immediately contradict yourself lmfao. The dialog comes from the players, not the NPC or Xenk.
>All three of these questions are answered with a simple "It's very clear you've never played DnD before.
You didn't say word one about Druids, You don't have actual responses so you're trying to handwave them away. If you have played D&D, you're a profoundly shit player lmfao.
No DM would waste hours saying "You talk to another corpse, you talk to another corpse, you talk to another corpse...." over and over. Nor would they introduce a monster and just say "It walks passed you without incident." That's bad DMing.
Now do you have an actual answer or are you just going to concede again with another "Well, you OBVIOUSLY don't play" non-response? Just do the latter if you admit I'm right and it's a shit film.
>admitting that you don't even know how history checks work in DnD
Okay at this point I have to ask why you've latched onto this movie of all movies as your autistic focus? One that belongs to a property that you clearly have no knowledge of. What prompt it?
>Admitting that you know you're wrong by autistically repeating the "you've obviously never played" non-argument
Okay, anon, I accept that you admit concession but please stop spreading your cheeks this is humiliating. I have to ask why are you completely unable to defend the movie and totally and utterly buck broken by someone shitting on it? Why do you always avoid answering? Why must you always lie and gaslight? Clearly you have no answer to why the Druid isn't using spells or a staff.
Tell you what, write another post about me instead of the movie if you want me to know you're sobbing like a beaten b***h right this very moment.
>this homie has never played with a Cleric who doesn't heal or a Druid who only wildshapes
I suppose you'd need friends for that and israeli folk like you probably don't have very many lol.
>this homie has never played with a Cleric who doesn't heal or a Druid who only wildshapes
No, I can honestly say neither situation has ever fricking come up. If someone doesn't want to heal they don't pick a healing class. I've seen people use made up classes or play as races not officially in the game, I've seen people give their characters special skills they came up with, but never once have I seen someone basically say "I want to play as a Rogue but never steal or be stealthy" or "I want to play as a Barbarian who only uses spells." That's moronic.
>If someone doesn't want to heal they don't pick a healing class
this homie outing himself harder elton john here lmao
>no combat
Don't forget that he didn't get involved in the fight with the Red Witch at the end.
Oh wait, he did. My bad.
Pathetic, that's as much a combat role as this is.
-He knits mittens (which are then mocked as shit) while Holga fights the thing at the start of the movie.
-He squirms weakly on the ground while she fights all the guards.
-She tells him he's weak and has no strength to bring.
-Doric gives a speech about his plans being useless.
Whoops, image didn't attach.
You've been in at least 23 of these threads since May. In one of the threads you explicitly say that you have "been called" to come and post in it. The "call" in question was that the OP said "Incels don't like it" lol.
gay pozzed sterile CGI movie for mentally ill people
>at least 23 of these threads
So you acknowledge the threads are spam and that the volume of them is much greater than 23?
69 now. This is hilarious. With every one of these posts you hammer home the sheer amount of times this garbage thread has been spammed.
I really fricking triggered you lmfao. Every fricking example you can give is another D&D spam thread. You just demonstrate the necessity of my posts. The real question is why is someone making all of these spam threads?
I'm never going to fricking stop anon. You lose, that's all there is to it. The movie bombed, and when you spread your false narratives I'll be there to shit on it. There's not a god damned thing you can do about it. :^)
The amount of time you're taking to make the screenshots, I really got under your skin lol. You can't answer any of these. Wow, the arguments have been posed so many fricking times and the Paramount shills consistently never have a fricking answer.
Post another, please. It really needs to be hammered in how consistently you homosexuals get told.
Those screenshots are from May lol.
>No DM would make a Speak With Dead joke
>No DM houserules
>No DM would make an Intellect Devourer joke towards a party that have no INT-based characters
You don't play the game and never have.
>joke
>joke
"It's a joke! It's a joke! Guys, it's just a joke!"
Yeah, okay Vito. We've established you saying "you haven't played" is a non-argument. No player when designing their character would request houserules to gimp themselves, it's always for some made up class or special ability or race or whatever. I have never seen anyone ever specifically request not to be able to use any abilities or most of their classes abilities. And there are character sheets out, these aren't custom classes so you can't even make the homebrew argument. No DM would waste the players time for hours for a "joke" like you autistically repeat.
Now tell me I've never played if you concede the film is shit. It's just not an argument autismo.
Intellect Devourers walking past the CHA and STR based party is absolutely a joke. As is the "you accidentally asked three questions without realising". How deep does your autism run that you can't even identify ATTEMPTS at humour anymore? When was the last time you spoke to your father?
>walking past the CHA and STR based party
Druids are supposed to be WIS based. The entire argument for Edgin not being useless is that he "makes the plans" he's thus the "smart one" even though all his plans fail. The point is wasting the players time with an encounter that doesn't end up occurring. No experience, no loot, just a long-winded description and a gag.
Legit mental illness. Hopefully he gets the help he needs. Or a rope and a chair.
It's a known symptom of schizophrenia for someone to get hyperfocused on something and think that it's "out to get them". If he's not on medication, he'll be dead within a few years.
>No experience, no loot, just a long-winded description and a gag.
It's very, VERY clear you think of DnD like a videogame because you've never actually played it lol. Reply to this post if you're a schizo.
>It's a known symptom of schizophrenia for someone to get hyperfocused on something and think that it's "out to get them".
Like you do with brown people?
Also Bards aren't a STR class and Doric shit talks everyone, most of all the two black characters.
She does not, she actively swoons over Xenk. She only dedicates a speech to calling Edgin useless.
top kek
Elan is a better Bard.
Are these all supposed to be bad examples of bards?
They're supposed to be examples of how Bards are typically portrayed. Every single example there regardless of quality is undeniably portrayed better than Edgin is. They're doing shit, they're fighting, they're getting laid, they're using skills.
Edgin squirms, knits and apologizes for being a white male.
WotC is a cringe comparison, they turned Aragorn into a Black person
And yet they treat Bards with more respect than this garbage movie did. If they weren't included the shill reply (yours) would be "But those bards aren't from D&D!" Everywhere else Bards are not portrayed as useless. That was the directors explicitly wanting to make the only white male in the entire group useless.
it’s a pretty dumb pic
It seemed like a moronic positive example.
i don’t think he was aware of how cringe it was kek
I mean you don't seem to be aware of how cringe your replying to yourself to push your moronic inability to understand the image is.
that was already pointed out a while ago
Anon, it's not going to go away. Remember when you were sperging about how these things had been posted in so many other threads? Go look up all the other ones that image was posted in. NO ONE is sperging about it being a "positive" example as you've done over and over in this thread. Go check. Go on, check the replies. It's all people agreeing this movie fricked over Bards.
For a while the cope was "W-well he wasn't a Bard then! Y-yeah I think he was more of a Rogue..." but then the official character sheet started getting posted.
You just don't like information which makes this garbage movie look bad being posted. Cope. "Sobbing, seething leftist."
It’s obvious he doesn’t actually play those games lol
It's obvious you're so intimidated by him you refer to him in the third person like some unnamable eldritch god you live in utter terror of. Do not address him directly, lest he shall inflect you once more with the rectal throbbing, the colon clenching, the spincter-seizing.
It's not going to stop being posted and there ain't shit you can do about it but stop posting these threads.
Also, replying to your own posts to bump is cringe.
>im a bard father
>hater doesn't know D&D
>gets told by a redditor
lol
almost all the actors were bad with no charisma getting btfo by Hugh Grant on screen
>anti-D&D spammer is chinese
It figures.
You're the most autistic of the people who defend this pile of shit. Let's see, one thread you called me israeli, one thread you called me Mexican, this time it's Chinese? Are you just going to hop rom race to race hoping one will eventually annoy me? Lol, you can't argue. You know the movie is shit, so you focus on me. And you make these increasingly autistic "arguments" that don't touch on the actual point.
>Let's see, one thread you called me israeli, one thread you called me Mexican, this time it's Chinese?
>Are you just going to hop rom race to race hoping one will eventually annoy me?
sounds like they all do judging from your reaction KEK
evidently you are brown with that sensitivity. prove me wrong.
I always get a South American vibe from his writing.
>see a fantasy adventure movie
>start crying about black people lol
I'm convinced it's just shitposting. Nobody is that fricking fragile.
She's so much cutter with her hair like that.
fun movie but too many blacks
Do you think Sophia ever had sex?
Only on our wedding night and for the purpose of procreation.
i was surprised to see it made back its budget and then some, enough so that the studio says they've do a sequel with a smaller budget
You have to lie because reality hurts you that bad to confront, doesn't it? Just have to live in your delusions lol. Absolutely pathetic.
The movie bombed.
It didn't break even.
There will be no sequel.
Paramount may go bankrupt.
This has been posted dozens of times all you can do is ignore it and repeat your autism lol.
>This has been posted dozens of times
It has. And all by you and you alone.
This poster has been having autistic meltdowns about this movie since APRIL and has been in a minimum of 69 (SIXTY NINE) threads about it.
I'm surprised that I actually liked the movie a lot. I expected it to be shit, but it was really very enjoyable.
She's hot but maybe one of the worst actresses working today. She constantly has this weird smirk on like she's repressing a smile. Like a child that doesn't want to be in a photo or is embarrassed to be there.
>150 million $ budget
>lets say 50 million marketing
>had to do 400 to break even
>only made 200
of course he will get a sequel in 2 years
Why is she so perfect?
Who do we think is more autistic? The Sarah Gadon spammer or the anti-DnD brownoid?
>Shills globohomosexual and diversity while pretending to be a stormgay
I'd say you are autistic gay on this board but on second thought you fricking glow
*I'd say you are the most autistic gay on this board
>We
You're one person, the voices in your head don't count as other people. You're one very sad, autistic person angry people don't like your shit woke movie.
>You're one very sad, autistic person angry
Editor's note: This person has posted in more than 100 threads about this movie in the past 5 months.
More than 100 threads you made about this movie you mean.
The Sarah Gadon spammer is positive at least. This is just a small hate filled "man".
I hate that anon but at least she's hot. just goes overboard on simping for a C lister with a dead career.
Sarah Gadon's career is absolutely thriving. This year alone she was lead in a stage play, filmed two movies, wrote a screenplay for the movie she will direct, she just released two movies back to back, she has one film premiering at TIFF, and two films premiering at Venice.
That's 5 film premieres in the span of 2 months. 3 of which are major festival premieres. There is literally no waifu on this board can compete with that.
Sarah Gadon bros we cant stop winning!
He’s definitely some sort of mystery meat American
Same seething, beaten down buck broken gay.
>Imagine the time it took to take that screenshot,
dis homie doesn't even know how to do a scrolling screenshot oh my daaaaaays
Are you suggesting Clerics are not a healer class?
dis homie can't even reply to the right posts anymore LOOOOOOOL must be posting through tears blurring his vision or something
No you don't understand, he's putting lmao at the end of each sentence so he's totally owning us.
>accidentally replying to me thinking I was on your side when the post was actually mocking you
LMAO
You're completely broken lol. You know the movie is shit, you know you can't defend the movie, so instead you obsessively focus on me, some guy telling you a movie that bombed isn't good. All you can do is gaslight and try desperately to upset someone who triggers you, but that's just another victory for me. Another concession you can't defend the film.
Which BOMBED by the way.
Reminder: Blacks are three to four times as likely to be diagnosed as schizophrenic as the rest of the population.
Reminder: Gaslighting is a sign of severe mental illness.
Reminder: No amount of insults will make this movie not be a bomb. You lose no matter the frick what and all you can do is cry and screech "SCHIZO!" as Paramount goes bankrupt.
>Blacks are three to four times as likely to be diagnosed as schizophrenic as the rest of the population
This makes sense, with you not being white and all.
So, you consider non-whiteness to be a bad thing? I mean, that's the basis for your insults.
Is this a roundabout way of you conceding the film is trash because it's full of darkies? I mean, why else would you repeatedly use "brown" as an insult unless you concede that's a negative mark on the film? You're obsessed with my identity, with me in general lol.
not identity, just appearance
If you are a white supremacist why do you want less white people in movies?
Maybe because you are a braindead shill who is just larping as a racist because your briefing says this site is full of nazis...
Americans aren't white. None of them. Not even the pale ones.
I don't watch movies to fuel my ideology because I don't have autism lol.
So you concede the movie is shit. Got it.
I never once argued the movie was good. I have only, exclusively argued that it follows a general DnD template that is representative of a lot of actual games around actual tables and that you are the single most autistic poster on Cinemaphile. Make no mistake. I came into this thread to bully you for being schizophrenic and brown. Nothing more.
>I never once argued the movie was good.
Good, that's all that's important to me to discuss. What in the frick do I care what some butthurt autist says about me on an anonymous Tibetan macaroni sculpture forum? You really suck at this. You can't "bully" anonymous. This thread dies, who am I? For the record, my skin's white but what did you think you were going to anger me into posting my hand or something because you're so frustrated you can't shill this garbage and you desperately want to dox me so you have *something* to genuinely mock? That's next level pathetic.
>What in the frick do I care what some butthurt autist says about me on an anonymous Tibetan macaroni sculpture forum?
You do though. You can't stop replying in furious autistic rages everytime someone laughs at you for being schizophrenic and brown. Watch, you'll do it again. You can't help yourself. You will reply to this post, proving that you're just a schizophrenic suffering from actual delusions and in need of medication. Or that you've got the most fragile ego known to man. Either way, you'll reply. Won't you diddums? 🙂
Why are you posting on an American website then, shilling an American movie produced by an American company about an American game? Hm, really makes ya think.
See:
You're on a jap-owned site btw. Seethe about it mutt.
>You're on a jap-owned site btw.
Moot wasn't Japanese, he sold it to a Japanese person, that doesn't make the site itself Japanese ya doof. If we follow that logic with the sheer amount of McDonald's in Japan that place is owned by the US, thus we're full circle and it's back to being a US site again.
You have severe penis envy of America lol.
>he sold it to a Japanese person
Meaning it is a jap-owned site. Thanks for playing, mutt 🙂
But remember, by your logic Japan is US-owned, thus it's a US site again. The US has military bases in Japan, Japan doesn't. Japan = America's little yellow b***h.
You lose. 🙂
Are you under the impression that making fun of asiatics would hurt my feelings? kek. You're as non-white as they are, mutt.
So you concede this is a US owned site, got it. Say "mutt" if you've known for years you will die alone never having felt love and if you confess you're ashamed of your cultural inferiority and insignificance.
>TFW Pajeets and Mexicans have higher average IQ than Africans
Is this why brown people make him seethe?
You're literally brown lol
Me personally, I'm white, but you're stating brown is bad, right? So you concede the movie is shit seeing as it's a flood of black and brown faces, correct?
You're American (not white).
>Mfw I'll keep posting this topic to trigger him and laugh as he spergs out
>Americans are not white
Yes, the girl on OP's post is so brown...
I guess almost the entire cast of this movie is brown then
No idea why you think brown people would hate it
See anon, this is projection. You can't make the replies stop. You're angry that they won't stop. You're angry that you can't control someone else's actions. You could though. You really want them to stop? Stop making the threads then. Simple as. But you have no say in other people's actions. All you can do is screech nonsense insults and seethe your shit movie bombed.
Protip: replying without directly quoting is still a reply
Thanks for admitting that you're a schizophrenic brownoid with a fragile ego lol. Do it again. Reply again. Your white master dictates it.
I really have you seething. It really drives you nuts when I do that, when I predict what you're going to say, but you get so frustrated you make it to general. "IF YOU REPLY AT ALL YOU LOSE!" I get specific so you still have avenues, you get so general your frustration is obvious. And HILARIOUS lol. Like here, watch:
Say schizo if you have penis envy of Americans.
Say brownoid if you don't have a single picture of your parents being proud of you.
Specificity is key here, autismo. Keep seething.
Americans hate being called mutts because they know deep down that it's true.
can you imagine being a mix if German,french,Irish ect.Ireland alone has 6 unique genetic clusters.
It would appear I've won again. As he has replied, yet again. God it feels so good being a superior European looking down on the yank mutts like the dogs they are.
I wonder why you're making these declarations about your heritage but aren't showing your hand. Hmmm, really activates those almonds.
yankee dogs are CRYING and PISSING and SHITTING in anger at being called the mongrels that they are.
anyway I'm off to have sex. keep crying doggies lol.
>anyway I'm off to have sex.
Good to see you spending time with your dad.
Off you go, running with your tail tucked between your legs.
>anyway I'm off to have sex. keep crying doggies lol.
Were you trying to make this sound like you were declaring you were off to have sex with a dog? But anon that's a black past time.
>every single discussion about this movie devolves into whining about race
I used to laugh at people bringing up "white fragility", but holy shit they might have a point.
>Still seething five hours later
It's not white fragility. There's no rhyme or reason for this behavior. D&D is surely not the only product with the things he complains about. I don't see this crap in threads that actually do get spammed like Wednesday or that one b***h from Doctor Strange.
AND CELEBRATE LASSES
BRATE
BRATE
BRATE
BRATE
BRAAAAAAATE
Kino
I’m excited for a sequel
In the theater in your head run by the voices I suppose. God you're autistic.
The paladin should be in the sequel too.
There will be no sequel, the movie didn't break even and you will never be a woman.
>Thread about some harmless fun fantasy movie
>Always reaches the bump limit with the same schizo ramblings about race and evil conspiracies
Why did this movie attract so many nutjobs?
You tell me since it attracted you. Why do you ask questions you know the answer to? This movie BOMBED because people hate forced diversity, feminism and male emasculation. Too many blacks, black fatigue, call it what you want. The world has collectively spoken. "You want my money? No more blacks or male emasculation."
Lmao look at the rage. Your Dad's done with your bussy then?
I know you're autistic, but there's no rage in that text. And of course someone shilling this movie immediately thinks about homosexualry and incest.
Hey, hey anon. This movie bombed and it did so because it was bad and people didn't like it.
>black fatigue
What level of brain rot do you have when you say this in all seriousness and actually think you're making some kind of point?
Anon you pathetic, stupid fricking tourist, what fricking board does your stupidass think you're on? EVERYONE is fricking sick of them. Fricking Dave Chapelle made a joke about how out of place they looked in House of Dragons.
Go crawl back to your fricking discord you weak homosexual.
>Dude who cries when he sees black people on the telly in charge of calling others weak
>you should stand up for yourself
>"that makes you weak!!"
woman moment
>sees a person of a different race
>HELP I'M BEING BULLIED
Aren't you the moron who said earlier in the thread you were just here to "bully" someone for not liking this movie because it triggered you, you weak pathetic inferior homosexual?
>If you complain that means you're CRYING!
So this is your way of confessing the person you've been autistically screeching "schizo" at for god knows how many threads has had sobbing like a fricking b***h all this time? Hahahahahaha.
From now on that's how I'm going to read all of your posts.
>*sniff*sniff* b-but WHY anon? Why do you *sniff*sniffle* hate this movie so much? BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Bitch.
>If you complain that means you're CRYING!
According to this board, yes. I can't count how many times I've been called "mad", "seething leftie", "butthurt" etc. just because I dared criticize something. I guess it's only okay when one side does it.
>I can't count how many times I've been called "mad", "seething leftie", "butthurt" etc.
Hahahaha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I'm screencapping that one. God you are embarrassingly pathetic. The sobbing, seething lefty who screeches "schizo" making himself hypocritically ableist and "mutt" making himself hypocritically racist. Oh, but it's okay when you do it, right? Face it homosexual, you have no morals or values. Every word out of your mouth is a lie and everything you say, you say knowing it to be wrong.
The only one seething here is you, pal. No need to get so upset over somebody call you out on your double standards.
>I can't count how many times I've been called "mad", "seething leftie", "butthurt" etc.
Reminder, this is you. This isn't from our personal interaction, you "can't count" the times EVERYONE has called you a butthurt, mad, seething leftie. Clearly, the problem is YOU.
Not my fault chuddies can't handle criticism and makes everything about politics. Not a lefty by any means btw. That's their word, because everyone who dares criticize the must be le dumb lefty.
>chuddies
Yeah, totally not a lefty while you're using a word that was seriously devised as a fricking "operation" in a fricking communist discord server. Really doing a poor job maintaining your cover you whining, beligerant homosexual. The movie bombed. Can you change? Do you think if you scream "schizo" and all these other utterly moronic insults a million times reality will warp around and the movie will suddenly not have lost the studio a hundred million dollars and the sequel will just happen because your autism demands it? Literally troony thinking. The Road Song Of The Bandar-Log magical thinking autism.
>Why did this movie attract so many nutjobs?
Maybe because no one else is willing to watch the movie aside from weirdos.
Just the one, not sure what his deal with it is.
Bottom looks more interesting
Does interesting mean ugly to you?
There seems to be a sizable market of I LOVE DnD (even though I've never actually played it) among trannies and schizos online so I can't really blame the studios for trying.
It was a good movie, hopefully we get that sequel
Wow, two falsehoods in a single sentence. You really can't think of anything to say lol. See you in the next thread homosexual.
I don’t know, it’ll only trigger the schizo even harder.