Yeah, I remember the ghost wife in Beetlejuice also wearing a dress like that, even though she was supposed to be young. That & the curly hair, they both made women look way older. It's funny how I thought Julia was more cute long after Seinfeld ended.
This, her fashion becomes too business-womany as the show goes on, especially in the final few seasons. She had this huge curly bun with long hair and wore lots of dresses in the early seasons, it was so much more attractive.
rent free homosexual, nice stolen meme there, the irony, a talentless, low iq commie/klke posting a rehashed meme on Cinemaphile, a place that worships unique and innovative art, sometimes.
Frick Julia Louis-Dryfuss. Frog. Comes from a centuries-old dynasty. Highly influential politicians in her direct descendant line. Ever hear of the Dryfuss Affair? That was her uncle or some shit. Mid-level talent that never ever once had to worry about money so she just outlasted her poorer contemporaries that couldn't just frick around forever in the entertainment industry. She was on SNL for a season in the early 80s. How old was she really when she bought her way into Seinfeld? Don't be morons, she is just a nepo baby that had the money to frick around for decades and not care about a paycheck.
Lmao you're too butthurt to just enjoy someone being good at something, and instead you researched their background so that you could seethe more effectively
while she is indeed obviously a trust fund baby, she's also an objectively decent actress and i hate the hook noses. Seinfeld had an all star cast of the most talented hook nose tribe members around.
She is never attractive at any point. And Kramer is the only legitmately interesting character in the whole cast: The only gentile, go figure he's also the most interesting.
I don't get how guys can be super attracted to women from decades ago. I can admire them being pretty but their fashion and overall look just makes them look so dated to me.
lol wut? majority of modern women are much uglier than women in any decade from 50s to 00s. Its mostly the tattoos piercings and negrification that makes women less pretty
You'll get over this when you're older and you've seen a few fashion and makeup trends come and go. By your late 20s a woman is a woman. I'd go wild for some Sally Beth 1940s chick with grandma hair idc.
Sometimes particular girls are only considered super hot in their time because they happen to be perfectly suited to the ephemeral beauty standards of that moment (Marilyn Monroe is a perfect example. She's like a 7 by modern standards.) but there are a lot of timelessly hot women. Like young Audrey Hepburn or Veronica Lake? God tier seed spillers.
yeah all my life i remember always finding her unattractive, it wasnt until coming the internet that i realized the consensus was shes supposedly attractive. maybe i just have an aversion to israeli looking women lel what i can say my racism makes it hard for me to jerk off when it hates so many ethnicities
its her personality that pushes her over the edge from average to attractive, shes spunky and its cute, sometimes the opposite of timid is what you want, thats how my wife is
she's mostly written as a male character, especially how she talks to george and kramer
they didn't have a female character in the pilot, nbc forced them to hire her
True, but it's a good thing they got rid of her because the waitress doesn't work as a Seinfeld character. Like when George asks for her opinion on the Jerry situation he says something like "you're a woman, right?" and she slips in a quip like "what gave it away George?" and then later she pranks him with the caffeine. She's the stereotypical "sarcastic help" character, like Geoffrey in Fresh Prince, a lower class of character who serves them food while delivering """witty""" jokes that stem from getting one up on the main characters. Way too shitty writing for a series like Seinfeld. Elaine is great because they treated her just like one of the guys: she fricks up and fails as often as any of them, and ends up the butt of jokes just as much as George.
In an interview I recall Jason Alexander saying the female recurring character was originally supposed to be one of the waitresses at Monk's but that the actress made a bunch of suggestions on how to improve one of the early scripts so they fired her.
they didnt fire her it was a pilot nothing was set in stone
they just didn't think she was good and they didnt want a character restricted to the coffee shop so they came up with elaine instead
she just started dressing better and getting better hairstyles. the early 90s were a fashion abomination. Not just Elaine, but Jerry's horrible shirts also come to mind.
early george was supposed to be a woody allen type and they just let him become proto curb larry
early kramer was a blank slate and larry charles made him a lot darker than later slapstick kramer
early elaine was a composite of a feminist animal rights activist that jerry dated and the daughter of a rich wasp that larry dated
jerry switched from being the moral compass to a limited voice of reason
There are some girls that just "have it". Can't explain what it is concisely but its more than charisma, like an aura that makes you attracted to them and Elaine is one of those women.
But its mostly brunette women who have this allure to them
She looks cuter in the early seasons.
this was a dark time for female fashion
This. What the frick is she wearing, here? Early Elaine had a "grandma on a farm in Arkansas" fashion sense.
Those kind of dressed were a thing in early 90s, she doesn't wear them well though.
Yeah, I remember the ghost wife in Beetlejuice also wearing a dress like that, even though she was supposed to be young. That & the curly hair, they both made women look way older. It's funny how I thought Julia was more cute long after Seinfeld ended.
As time goes on, child, the layers become less.
A dark time for female fashion
An even worse, horrid, nightmare world for board games.
>monopoly
>boggle
>scrabble
>life
>risk
Fricking kill me.
Risk is the best board game of all time
factual
>let me just roll dice 100x for this HUGE EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN ARMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
It works better as a digital game.
No, like books the physical form is better than the digital.
Risk has to be played on a board not screen
The Ukraine is weak, it's feeble
I kind of like that dorky look women were into in the mid 90s. Like really frumpy dresses and big glasses and sneakers. It was cute.
I never found her that attractive.
I always found her attractive. Even now at her age, even if she was cleaning toilets at burger king for a living, I'd still would.
snaggle tooth
I really hate the straight hair. Looks ridiculous. Like a wig
I like both her looks, She is incredible
they made a joke about that in the episode with the impulsive vasectomy guy
"for some reason i straightened my hair for no reason at all"
She did slide down the scale from Maryanne towards Ginger as time went on. Pity.
bump
They made her look less israeli in later seasons. Straight hair. Nose job.
>Nose job
you might be moronic
This, her fashion becomes too business-womany as the show goes on, especially in the final few seasons. She had this huge curly bun with long hair and wore lots of dresses in the early seasons, it was so much more attractive.
Straightened hair Elaine is top tier
the TV guide guy was literally me
This. I can't stand people with curly hair.
rent free homosexual, nice stolen meme there, the irony, a talentless, low iq commie/klke posting a rehashed meme on Cinemaphile, a place that worships unique and innovative art, sometimes.
why don't you just use reddit or facebook if you need a sanitized version of the internet?
agreed
Head is kind of big though.
Nah, thats just your failing eyesight due to congenital myopia.
>the men cooms in their pants from her sexy voice alone
did boomers really only need a short voice recording to coom?
>he can't coom to a joi with his eyes closed
ngmi
It was a different time.
>not being able to cum other than watching troony gangbang torture porn with family guy funny moments on split screen
zoomers have fallen
You're making a joke but I'm like this.
Boggle is fun
Boggle?
it's meant to be. she leans into the whole "shiksa" thing.
>get the israeliteiest most israelitey looking israeliteess in the history of judaeism
>lean into the "shiksa" thing
what were they thinking?
it was an in joke surely.
This is the first explanation I've heard that makes any sense.
Frick Julia Louis-Dryfuss. Frog. Comes from a centuries-old dynasty. Highly influential politicians in her direct descendant line. Ever hear of the Dryfuss Affair? That was her uncle or some shit. Mid-level talent that never ever once had to worry about money so she just outlasted her poorer contemporaries that couldn't just frick around forever in the entertainment industry. She was on SNL for a season in the early 80s. How old was she really when she bought her way into Seinfeld? Don't be morons, she is just a nepo baby that had the money to frick around for decades and not care about a paycheck.
How’s the strike coming?
Lmao you're too butthurt to just enjoy someone being good at something, and instead you researched their background so that you could seethe more effectively
and that is pretty based
Its impressive
The current thing is to say she is a trust fund actor
while she is indeed obviously a trust fund baby, she's also an objectively decent actress and i hate the hook noses. Seinfeld had an all star cast of the most talented hook nose tribe members around.
She's barely learned to act by the later seasons. She's really rough the first 2 or 3 she's in
jerry never learned to act at any point but ĥe made it work.
>ĥ
now I'm boggled
wĥat's your problem ĥombre?
ßtøp ït
She started dressing better and knew how to make her hair work.
God she's cute here
>At rock bottom
>Literally the best she looked
How?
women are the complete opposite of men
desperation makes them more attractive
you know they'll do the dirtest shit
s(he) cute
She is never attractive at any point. And Kramer is the only legitmately interesting character in the whole cast: The only gentile, go figure he's also the most interesting.
Counterpoint
the real kramer that kramer is based on is a israelite and michael richards claimed to be israeli for years
he looks semitic, might be italian or something
he's half italian, half-anglo apparently
>90s hair
Lordy, that's nice.
I don't get how guys can be super attracted to women from decades ago. I can admire them being pretty but their fashion and overall look just makes them look so dated to me.
I look at pictures of women from decades ago and I don't find any of them attractive. Marilyn Monroe, for example, has kind of a meh body.
lol wut? majority of modern women are much uglier than women in any decade from 50s to 00s. Its mostly the tattoos piercings and negrification that makes women less pretty
Don't forget the bad diet.
cool story, homo
You'll get over this when you're older and you've seen a few fashion and makeup trends come and go. By your late 20s a woman is a woman. I'd go wild for some Sally Beth 1940s chick with grandma hair idc.
pussy never gets old (figuratively)
Sometimes particular girls are only considered super hot in their time because they happen to be perfectly suited to the ephemeral beauty standards of that moment (Marilyn Monroe is a perfect example. She's like a 7 by modern standards.) but there are a lot of timelessly hot women. Like young Audrey Hepburn or Veronica Lake? God tier seed spillers.
Based Veronica Lake take
She's eternal 10/10 in This Gun For Hire
too short
You would not believe the sexual maneuvers you can perform on a woman that small. She probably weighed next to nothing.
picrel
Based
audrey hepburn isn't hot. she looks like a child.
> audrey hepburn isn't hot
Oh yeah? Imagine her pegging you and try saying that again
I used to feel this way until the women I grew up attracted to became women from decades ago and now I get it.
By not being a homosexual for one
I never found her attractive. Didn't like her bird's nest hairdo and she's a c**t.
yeah all my life i remember always finding her unattractive, it wasnt until coming the internet that i realized the consensus was shes supposedly attractive. maybe i just have an aversion to israeli looking women lel what i can say my racism makes it hard for me to jerk off when it hates so many ethnicities
>say my racism makes it hard for me to jerk off when it hates so many ethnicities
i love this part it's Cinemaphile safe racism in a nutshell
She's not attractive. That's what makes her funny.
its her personality that pushes her over the edge from average to attractive, shes spunky and its cute, sometimes the opposite of timid is what you want, thats how my wife is
she's mostly written as a male character, especially how she talks to george and kramer
they didn't have a female character in the pilot, nbc forced them to hire her
incorrect
the waitress in the pilot was meant to be a regular character
True, but it's a good thing they got rid of her because the waitress doesn't work as a Seinfeld character. Like when George asks for her opinion on the Jerry situation he says something like "you're a woman, right?" and she slips in a quip like "what gave it away George?" and then later she pranks him with the caffeine. She's the stereotypical "sarcastic help" character, like Geoffrey in Fresh Prince, a lower class of character who serves them food while delivering """witty""" jokes that stem from getting one up on the main characters. Way too shitty writing for a series like Seinfeld. Elaine is great because they treated her just like one of the guys: she fricks up and fails as often as any of them, and ends up the butt of jokes just as much as George.
In an interview I recall Jason Alexander saying the female recurring character was originally supposed to be one of the waitresses at Monk's but that the actress made a bunch of suggestions on how to improve one of the early scripts so they fired her.
they didnt fire her it was a pilot nothing was set in stone
they just didn't think she was good and they didnt want a character restricted to the coffee shop so they came up with elaine instead
lotta homos itt
That curly hair made her ugly and frumpy, she looks 100x better with straight hair. That 80s mullet israelitefro thing was unflattering.
Good morning sir
can you make one where instead of eyes she has two gaping buttholes?
I dated an Elaine and now I want to kill myself.
High five, on the flipside!
she just started dressing better and getting better hairstyles. the early 90s were a fashion abomination. Not just Elaine, but Jerry's horrible shirts also come to mind.
early george was supposed to be a woody allen type and they just let him become proto curb larry
early kramer was a blank slate and larry charles made him a lot darker than later slapstick kramer
early elaine was a composite of a feminist animal rights activist that jerry dated and the daughter of a rich wasp that larry dated
jerry switched from being the moral compass to a limited voice of reason
In the 90's Julia Louis Dreyfus was a dream root.
Now she's an old woman, her name should be Julia Louis Dreypuss
There are some girls that just "have it". Can't explain what it is concisely but its more than charisma, like an aura that makes you attracted to them and Elaine is one of those women.
But its mostly brunette women who have this allure to them
I know exactly what you mean
They all have that perfume to them too, kinda floraly and light
elaine has always been mid at best
very rough and angry handjobs from an old israeli lady
Remember when she was an anti-fur genius but later just becomes Female George?
working for schizos mind broke her and got her into george-mode
I loved the clothes guy character
Is curly hair ever better than straight?
Pubic
Yes.
take a look at some greek and roman statues, norduck
For me, its George Elaine
Dated a israelite broad who looked just like her and went as her for Halloween a lot
Weird thing is my mom also looks like her and I look like an Israeli commando myself but we aren't israelites. Should I convert?
Lmao at the israelite bunping his thread for hours. Is this what ADL monitors do while spending time here?
she was already attractive in earlier seasons
then during the middle she was pregnant for a couple seasons and she had to wear fairly loose clothes for a woman
she literally just straightened her hairs which, of course made her more attractive. curly hair is never cute, EVER
hot take: I never fount Elaine to be attractive.
>he doesn't want to frick the promiscuous shiksa (israeli)
you gay
How did they achieve this with 90s technology?
cooked a whole ostrich, jammed michael richards through it, built the set to scale, bam
That's Michael Richard's actual body
elaine benis
Dallas?
Salad!
She may be queen of the castle but she's the biggest bawd in the city.
Would love to spray her delectable neck with cum
Nothing gets me going like curly long haired women who put their hair up like this
pure sex