She gets too attractive in the later seasons, it's distracting.

She gets too attractive in the later seasons, it's distracting.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks cuter in the early seasons.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this was a dark time for female fashion

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. What the frick is she wearing, here? Early Elaine had a "grandma on a farm in Arkansas" fashion sense.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those kind of dressed were a thing in early 90s, she doesn't wear them well though.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I remember the ghost wife in Beetlejuice also wearing a dress like that, even though she was supposed to be young. That & the curly hair, they both made women look way older. It's funny how I thought Julia was more cute long after Seinfeld ended.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          As time goes on, child, the layers become less.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        A dark time for female fashion

        https://i.imgur.com/pa0vXhk.jpg

        She gets too attractive in the later seasons, it's distracting.

        An even worse, horrid, nightmare world for board games.

        >monopoly
        >boggle
        >scrabble
        >life
        >risk

        Fricking kill me.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Risk is the best board game of all time

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            factual

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >let me just roll dice 100x for this HUGE EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN ARMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

            It works better as a digital game.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, like books the physical form is better than the digital.
              Risk has to be played on a board not screen

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Ukraine is weak, it's feeble

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I kind of like that dorky look women were into in the mid 90s. Like really frumpy dresses and big glasses and sneakers. It was cute.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never found her that attractive.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always found her attractive. Even now at her age, even if she was cleaning toilets at burger king for a living, I'd still would.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      snaggle tooth

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/pa0vXhk.jpg

      She gets too attractive in the later seasons, it's distracting.

      I really hate the straight hair. Looks ridiculous. Like a wig

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like both her looks, She is incredible

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          they made a joke about that in the episode with the impulsive vasectomy guy
          "for some reason i straightened my hair for no reason at all"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She did slide down the scale from Maryanne towards Ginger as time went on. Pity.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They made her look less israeli in later seasons. Straight hair. Nose job.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nose job
        you might be moronic

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, her fashion becomes too business-womany as the show goes on, especially in the final few seasons. She had this huge curly bun with long hair and wore lots of dresses in the early seasons, it was so much more attractive.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Straightened hair Elaine is top tier

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the TV guide guy was literally me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I can't stand people with curly hair.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          rent free homosexual, nice stolen meme there, the irony, a talentless, low iq commie/klke posting a rehashed meme on Cinemaphile, a place that worships unique and innovative art, sometimes.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          why don't you just use reddit or facebook if you need a sanitized version of the internet?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      agreed

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Head is kind of big though.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, thats just your failing eyesight due to congenital myopia.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the men cooms in their pants from her sexy voice alone
    did boomers really only need a short voice recording to coom?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he can't coom to a joi with his eyes closed
      ngmi

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a different time.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not being able to cum other than watching troony gangbang torture porn with family guy funny moments on split screen
      zoomers have fallen

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're making a joke but I'm like this.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boggle is fun

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boggle?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's meant to be. she leans into the whole "shiksa" thing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get the israeliteiest most israelitey looking israeliteess in the history of judaeism
      >lean into the "shiksa" thing
      what were they thinking?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was an in joke surely.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is the first explanation I've heard that makes any sense.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Julia Louis-Dryfuss. Frog. Comes from a centuries-old dynasty. Highly influential politicians in her direct descendant line. Ever hear of the Dryfuss Affair? That was her uncle or some shit. Mid-level talent that never ever once had to worry about money so she just outlasted her poorer contemporaries that couldn't just frick around forever in the entertainment industry. She was on SNL for a season in the early 80s. How old was she really when she bought her way into Seinfeld? Don't be morons, she is just a nepo baby that had the money to frick around for decades and not care about a paycheck.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How’s the strike coming?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao you're too butthurt to just enjoy someone being good at something, and instead you researched their background so that you could seethe more effectively

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        and that is pretty based

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its impressive

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The current thing is to say she is a trust fund actor

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      while she is indeed obviously a trust fund baby, she's also an objectively decent actress and i hate the hook noses. Seinfeld had an all star cast of the most talented hook nose tribe members around.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's barely learned to act by the later seasons. She's really rough the first 2 or 3 she's in

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      jerry never learned to act at any point but ĥe made it work.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous


        now I'm boggled

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          wĥat's your problem ĥombre?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            ßtøp ït

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She started dressing better and knew how to make her hair work.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      God she's cute here

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >At rock bottom
      >Literally the best she looked

      How?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >At rock bottom
      >Literally the best she looked

      How?

      women are the complete opposite of men
      desperation makes them more attractive
      you know they'll do the dirtest shit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      s(he) cute

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She is never attractive at any point. And Kramer is the only legitmately interesting character in the whole cast: The only gentile, go figure he's also the most interesting.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She started dressing better and knew how to make her hair work.

      Counterpoint

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the real kramer that kramer is based on is a israelite and michael richards claimed to be israeli for years

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        he looks semitic, might be italian or something

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's half italian, half-anglo apparently

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >90s hair
      Lordy, that's nice.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get how guys can be super attracted to women from decades ago. I can admire them being pretty but their fashion and overall look just makes them look so dated to me.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I look at pictures of women from decades ago and I don't find any of them attractive. Marilyn Monroe, for example, has kind of a meh body.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol wut? majority of modern women are much uglier than women in any decade from 50s to 00s. Its mostly the tattoos piercings and negrification that makes women less pretty

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget the bad diet.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      cool story, homo

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'll get over this when you're older and you've seen a few fashion and makeup trends come and go. By your late 20s a woman is a woman. I'd go wild for some Sally Beth 1940s chick with grandma hair idc.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      pussy never gets old (figuratively)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes particular girls are only considered super hot in their time because they happen to be perfectly suited to the ephemeral beauty standards of that moment (Marilyn Monroe is a perfect example. She's like a 7 by modern standards.) but there are a lot of timelessly hot women. Like young Audrey Hepburn or Veronica Lake? God tier seed spillers.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based Veronica Lake take

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's eternal 10/10 in This Gun For Hire

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's eternal 10/10 in This Gun For Hire

          [...]
          [...]
          Based

          too short

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You would not believe the sexual maneuvers you can perform on a woman that small. She probably weighed next to nothing.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        picrel

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based Veronica Lake take

        She's eternal 10/10 in This Gun For Hire

        Based

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        audrey hepburn isn't hot. she looks like a child.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          > audrey hepburn isn't hot
          Oh yeah? Imagine her pegging you and try saying that again

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to feel this way until the women I grew up attracted to became women from decades ago and now I get it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      By not being a homosexual for one

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never found her attractive. Didn't like her bird's nest hairdo and she's a c**t.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah all my life i remember always finding her unattractive, it wasnt until coming the internet that i realized the consensus was shes supposedly attractive. maybe i just have an aversion to israeli looking women lel what i can say my racism makes it hard for me to jerk off when it hates so many ethnicities

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >say my racism makes it hard for me to jerk off when it hates so many ethnicities
        i love this part it's Cinemaphile safe racism in a nutshell

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never found her that attractive.

        She's not attractive. That's what makes her funny.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        its her personality that pushes her over the edge from average to attractive, shes spunky and its cute, sometimes the opposite of timid is what you want, thats how my wife is

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          she's mostly written as a male character, especially how she talks to george and kramer
          they didn't have a female character in the pilot, nbc forced them to hire her

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            incorrect
            the waitress in the pilot was meant to be a regular character

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              True, but it's a good thing they got rid of her because the waitress doesn't work as a Seinfeld character. Like when George asks for her opinion on the Jerry situation he says something like "you're a woman, right?" and she slips in a quip like "what gave it away George?" and then later she pranks him with the caffeine. She's the stereotypical "sarcastic help" character, like Geoffrey in Fresh Prince, a lower class of character who serves them food while delivering """witty""" jokes that stem from getting one up on the main characters. Way too shitty writing for a series like Seinfeld. Elaine is great because they treated her just like one of the guys: she fricks up and fails as often as any of them, and ends up the butt of jokes just as much as George.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            In an interview I recall Jason Alexander saying the female recurring character was originally supposed to be one of the waitresses at Monk's but that the actress made a bunch of suggestions on how to improve one of the early scripts so they fired her.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              they didnt fire her it was a pilot nothing was set in stone
              they just didn't think she was good and they didnt want a character restricted to the coffee shop so they came up with elaine instead

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    lotta homos itt

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That curly hair made her ugly and frumpy, she looks 100x better with straight hair. That 80s mullet israelitefro thing was unflattering.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good morning sir

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      can you make one where instead of eyes she has two gaping buttholes?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dated an Elaine and now I want to kill myself.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      High five, on the flipside!

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    she just started dressing better and getting better hairstyles. the early 90s were a fashion abomination. Not just Elaine, but Jerry's horrible shirts also come to mind.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      early george was supposed to be a woody allen type and they just let him become proto curb larry
      early kramer was a blank slate and larry charles made him a lot darker than later slapstick kramer
      early elaine was a composite of a feminist animal rights activist that jerry dated and the daughter of a rich wasp that larry dated
      jerry switched from being the moral compass to a limited voice of reason

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the 90's Julia Louis Dreyfus was a dream root.
    Now she's an old woman, her name should be Julia Louis Dreypuss

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are some girls that just "have it". Can't explain what it is concisely but its more than charisma, like an aura that makes you attracted to them and Elaine is one of those women.
    But its mostly brunette women who have this allure to them

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know exactly what you mean

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They all have that perfume to them too, kinda floraly and light

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    elaine has always been mid at best

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    very rough and angry handjobs from an old israeli lady

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when she was an anti-fur genius but later just becomes Female George?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      working for schizos mind broke her and got her into george-mode
      I loved the clothes guy character

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is curly hair ever better than straight?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pubic

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      take a look at some greek and roman statues, norduck

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, its George Elaine

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dated a israelite broad who looked just like her and went as her for Halloween a lot

    Weird thing is my mom also looks like her and I look like an Israeli commando myself but we aren't israelites. Should I convert?

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao at the israelite bunping his thread for hours. Is this what ADL monitors do while spending time here?

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    she was already attractive in earlier seasons

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      then during the middle she was pregnant for a couple seasons and she had to wear fairly loose clothes for a woman

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    she literally just straightened her hairs which, of course made her more attractive. curly hair is never cute, EVER

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    hot take: I never fount Elaine to be attractive.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't want to frick the promiscuous shiksa (israeli)
      you gay

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did they achieve this with 90s technology?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        cooked a whole ostrich, jammed michael richards through it, built the set to scale, bam

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's Michael Richard's actual body

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    elaine benis

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dallas?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Salad!

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She may be queen of the castle but she's the biggest bawd in the city.

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would love to spray her delectable neck with cum

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing gets me going like curly long haired women who put their hair up like this

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    pure sex

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