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>Canadian
>Marvelturd
Quebec-Alberta frick Ontario alliance when
Anytime.
> Quebecois who spent a decade in Red Deer, Albertans are the best Canadians there is.
But sadly wont happen because of our gay views on guns and their moronic views on Equalization.
Would be kino. Sadly wont happen because both parties are too far up there own asses
>t. Albertan
québécois.
>Quebec
Barely.
Anyway shut the frick up Amerilard nobody gives a frick about your fat gay opinions.
UHHHH XEHULK XROS
why are all the people shitting on the show dudes? pretty sure this shit is for female audience mostly
The dudes should be your target market.
Why are they targeting She Hulk solely at women though? The entire concept of the character is cheesecake silliness designed to appeal to men. She's like the Hulk but she's sexy and fun.
everything is made to appeal to women, that's why everything sucked the last 10 years.
The brought back Jim Carrey as The Mask? Sweet!
I like dare devil though....
Sounds like a realistic woman to me, very well written.
I get that we tend to get called contrarian, but these fricks genuinely give my hope I might end up liking it after all. It obviously doesn't push The Message as much as they want and they are being pissy about it.
Lol one of the common complaints is it's pretty heavy handed with the feminism. Grace says it focuses mostly on feminism.
Read the reviews they're complaining about TOO MUCH pozz, I can't even imagine
You have a feminist complaining that theres too much cringey feminism in a show and your first thought is that maybe the show will be good after all? Time to go check that contrarianism out with a doctor or something, sounds like its terminal.
These reviewers are insanely woke. What they really mean by that criticism is "this show portrays feminism in a negative light and in a laughable way". In that case it could be good.
Bingo. These c**ts WANT these shows and movies to be ass full of feminism (and other wokery of course), but they don't want a TRUE portrayal of feminism because they know the vast majority of people hate that shit.
The damage control disney shills have arrived bros
You're a fricking moron
You’re the reason these cancers never end.
isnt this the guy that sexually harassed girls and got fired from his show, so he started his own for chuds?
>a complete MOCKERY of the MCU cameos that pop in
Why do people take superheroes so seriously? I just don't get it
>Why do people take superheroes so seriously?
Humans use stories since generations to pass down wisdom,
hero-stories are a prime exemple because people can imprint the behavior of mythical characters and 'get' part of the lecons without actualy having to go trough the hero journey themseves (and getting hurt)
We finally get a large heroic odysey known worlwide, and its cringe.
Worst casting choice yet in MCU.
That will always be Brie Larson.
What everyone feared has happened, Feige has become the leotard killer, first Gamora, then Carol Danvers and now She-Hulk
Imagine being an adult man and forbidding this at the same time that he allows naked men to appear in shows and movies for kids
so why bring her?
damn she thicc tho fr fr
>yancy street
How recurring are these guys? They get mentioned now and then in FF.
LAWD
Feminism is all about double standards
it's ok, Gamora got her due when she became hot
>and now She-Hulk
Imagine a whole generation of kids growing up not seeing the She-Hulk as she really is
Not that fricking bawd!
Adjectiveless She-Hulk is trash.
Stop posting this.
You're just reinforcing Slott's bawd.
Brie Larson is seriously so ugly.
Is that a man?
No it's a miserable pile of secrets.
see
People go to see magicians to see impressive slight of hand, not real magic.
some people would probably think the magicians know real magic with magic literally existing anyway
Only black people think magicians use real magic.
This is true. Someone post David Blane dunking on city Blacks. Lol hahahaha
You have to see it — legit the nigs think dude is magic, like actually “magic”
she is really scrapping the barrel trying ti be funny
we won anyway, we're the only game in town
Snyderverse is kill
i repeat
Snyderverse is kill
this tbh DCucks stay seething, snyder pajeets stay malding
At least when the MCU falls apart all those poor VFX artists can have a rest.
Does she wear a bikini or lingerie at any point?
And you think an all-female show with Victoria Alonso and Feige would have a scene like this?
So it feels like we've finally stated that the emperor has no clothes and Marvel is okay to not like.
been like this since right after endgame
black panther 2 seems like a return to form however
I liked Love and Thunder and really don't understand the hate it gets.
>I liked Love and Thunder
Trayvonmartin'sfacefloating.jpg
Why not just make a marvel romcom show?
i thought women being smug and unlikable is a good thing?
Surprised they're complaining about pandering feminist "humor".
Even Grace complained about the excess of feminism
They must have finally hit rock bottom
They've watched Get Woke Go Broke happen so many times that they know what's coming. Women might be slow learners but thankfully they do learn eventually.
Even in her Hulk form, Jennifer is so aggressively unpretty.
As She-Hulk, she looks like Michael Jackson. In human form it makes a bit more sense for her to be mousey and homely but goddamn.
Marvel sucks, but there's no way I'm trusting someone from Quebec.
I hope it ends her career.
>cute and stupid
My kind of girl
>That CGI
Good god, this better be a cheeky throwback to Ang Lee's film or something.
>support trans futures
damn trans people got financial instruments now?
underrated
I’ll be shorting those
>social statement = fashion statement
just like AOC's fricking "Eat the Rich" shirt when she's fricking gentry
Was it a sexual statement?
so, she is he?
>Support trans futures
Why yes, I do support trans people killing themselves
Why didn't they just get a large actress and paint her green? They could still use this actress for her human form, but use someone else when she's hulked out like the old TV show. Surely that would've been cheaper.
How did the lgbt brainwashed normies this fricking bad
Who nose how?
She sounds like she is a trannie
>trans futures
They have no future. Making yourself sterile by mutilating your genitals kinda ends your lineage (thank god).
You're exactly like the people you claim to hate lmao
>ahhhhhhh is that words on a shirt???? HELP ME MOONMAN! DOGWHISTLE!!! DOGWHISTLE!!1!!!
Do you even know what a dog whistle is?
Tell us what you think the shirt is representing, Horseshoe Anon.
Rent free.
Futures?
I do support leftoids castrating their children.
>support trans futures
I fully support their inevitable suicides.
>Trans
>Future
talk about an oxymoron.
Haven't even watched any of the trailers and I could tell it would be bad. Not surprised at all.
Attorney you say?
I really want to watch this but the friends I watch things as a group with want to finish Orville first. I can't jump ahead of them.
But the whole seasons isn't even out yet
wish i had frens
Holy based
>The Virgin asiatic Autist
>The Chad Gay Black person from Outer Space
Saw the first ep last night, it's so fricking good and funny you guys are in for a treat
heard it picks up even more after ep1
>The story of 27-year-old lawyer Woo Young Woo, who has Asperger’s syndrome and graduated at the top of her class at Seoul National University for both college and law school.However, she still finds herself struggling when it comes to social interactions.
Didn't know about this show. Thanks for the suggestion.
is this the one who wants a tall guy who makes 30,000,000 yen and the other woman tells her that young girls are getting all those guys and she needs to manage her expectations?
This is surprisingly heartwarming.
> "Oh, and take someone with you, meeting clients in prison is hard enough for ordinary people... oh sorry.
> "Why?"
> "Shouldn't have said 'ordinary' like that. "
> But you are right, I'm not ordinary, thank you."
Is she… our girl?
>IS THAT THE EXTRAORDINARY ATTORNEY????!!! WOO!!
moronic attonery woo
She’s so sweet but goddamn that ATM patenting episode with the old balding Korean men was so fricking boring
Marvel needs to churn out more shitty shows like this. The more they make, the sooner this super hero fad ends.
*inhales
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*inhales again
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Die Marvel, DIE
>The Marvel, The
???
DCuck detected
Any source that isn't a Chud?
It was doomed from the start.
It should have been Byrne's stuff/
I legit thought her left leg was a big green dick in the thumbnail.
>i dont mind comedy in marvel
igga marvel is comedy what the frick your brainless homosexual
He's so fricking cucked that he feels BAD for not liking it
this show will be what epic movie was to spoof movies.
The only non-bomb for Marvel in the last 3 years was Spider-Man lmao. They are finished, it's just over.
Which Sony got most of the money from, not Disney.
and doctor strange. it reached almost 1b
Good. I hope MCU burns and dies, so that cinema could heal again.
This is perfect for me, I'm very much looking forward to all those ohnonono threads with my Cinemaphile bros making fun of marveltrannies
>zoomers start memeing about how shitty MCU “”comedy”” is on tiktok
>more people start noticing this
>Thor comes out
>they notice it more
>after this comes out it will do a lot of damage to the MCU’s target fanbase and begin the decline
Feels good.
Yeah they based it off of Slott's She-Hulk who is an absolute pig.
Based on John Byrne run
>Worse than Supergirl
Jesus Christ what a disaster
No CW show should ever be described as sophisticated, they outright state how the characters have developed at the end of every episode.
They're liars.
Then why are they using Slott's characters & ideas?
She's gonna say "Ohmigosh" & passout in her own vomit.
Because breaks the 4th wall?
And kinda has big hair?
She's still an absolute weapon I'd never want to be around.
Is this one of our diversity writers? Who surely got there on merit and equal consideration vs all candidates
She wrote Rick and Morty but I never found this show funny so I don't know if she is good
I loved Bobillo's art. Too bad he was drawing such trash stories.(Obviously not his fault.)
Foul fricking art, Jen look bloated & cross-faded.
All this run did was bury Jen.
holy shit that looks like total crap. how was this person employed professionally?
For a whole gen of comic fans this is their She-Hulk.
It's fricking sad.
I never understood why she-hulk works out when Jennifer muscle max whenever she turns into she-hulk
Slott was trying to be clever but just broke the power scaling of the Marvel universe.
Plus he's a slob who's never touch a weight in his life.
why does every modern marvel comic look like everyone has vaguely human facial features slapped on to a face like its a cooking scrambled egg? It's either that or obviously traced from photos.
Good artists make more money elsewhere than working for the table scraps Marvel and DC pay. Same for writers.
where are all the good comic artists working at?
Drawing furry porn for commission under an alias.
either they own their own company/studio, or they do commission work, they make Gumroad lessons and Youtube channels.
Literally anything pays better than Marvel and Dc these days.
Hell, a lot of time the art is so bad because there is no inker, its just digital pencils straight to color.
On Patreon drawing furry porn.
because no self respecting artist wants to draw meaningless western trash for 170 pages every 30 days when they could be making something valuable with their time.
I honestly hope Marvel just switches to using craiyon and accepts that they're just pumping out trash tier shit these days
...Poor Jen. I get she's a slob, look at that floor, but I guess being a world-saving heroine doesn't mean much when compared to being messy.
I'm always cleaning my room so I don't end up like her. God she's such loser.
She not only messy she inviting people over and having parties, It's not her place.
The fricking nerve of this girl.
look at those hands
LOOK AT THOSE HANDS
This was acceptable for Marvel in 2004.
im not even a Cinemaphilegay or have ever browsed that place in my entire almost 2 decades here but
aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
I have a working theory that Marvel just gave up after 9/11.
>oh cap
Fricking zoomers.
Why do they wear those superhero outfits when talking about living arrangements?
>Wow, you took some cookies off the pantry and got your car parked for FREE? You MONSTER! Leave this mansion right NOW!
Damn, what the frick was Cap's and Jan's problem here?
- captcha - MADJJ
She was throwing parties everynight, having strangers over at place that isn't hers.
That's fricking entitled.
Yes, I would say being part of a world-saving team entitles her to treat the living space she was given as she pleases, even if she wasn't considerate.
These are supposed to be her friends and colleagues. People she fights shoulder to shoulder with, risking life and limb and saving each other on a regular basis. So a conversation that comes off like they are her disapproving landlords makes them look bad; even worse that they assure her they stull want her to smash for them while taking away her living space and benefits. It's just badly written.
>It's just badly written.
Slott in a nutshell.
Shehulk is supposed to be a snarky wisecracking woman with super strength living her life, the problem is literally every single person in marvel movies is a snarky wisecracking person with super abilities living their life. They’re all the same
trannies and soibois seething
hulk chads win again
How is the CG this bad? Disney are utter cheapskates, it's insane.
It's always been bad, it took marvelcucks 10 years to notice.
Every year that passes they start embezzling a larger percentage of the effects budget
What a fricking miscast
they could have daddario
She's not attractive.
Not really. Brie Larson is the biggest mistake the MCU has ever made.
She sold Billions
Still believe that lie?
Not really as she's mostly CGI.
I saw a deepfake in one of the last video promos
thing is, the human form of She-Hulk is supposed to be not very sexy and just kind of "normal" looking. Why they made her a thin lipped wine aunt when hulked out is a terrible tragedy
I dont post often because I usually have nothing to say, but I have to say this image made me almost vomit.
>When Dusty Rhodes can pull off pokadots but you can't.
>that abysmal CGI
But why
gib green gf
Even for Goyslop, this is bottom of the barrel. Anyone who wastes even an hour of their life watching this should be pitied
Is this coming from a reviewer who is normally mouse sucker?
they got the screenner for the first 4 episodes
She-Hulk should be an admixture of Dolly Parton, Elvira, & Sensational Sherri.
This is just Ally McBeal a c**t.
Everyone was in love with ally mcbeal
That's a fricking lie.
Don't talk to me like you know me, got it?
Ally McBeal got memory-holed for a reason.
She's a c**t.
>written and directed by women
>unfunny, childish, & terribly cringeworthy
who woulda thunk
All they had to do was make a likeable wine aunt who paradoxically was unable to find a bf despite being a total stacy. How hard couls that have been. Girls aren't watching this, it's dudea who have a righteous boner for amazon women in office clothing
Y'all just can't handle a female main character.
You ever see Silence of the Lambs and Hannibal?
Those two movies are the pinnacle of what a strong female character should be.
Upon watching theses two movies, viewers see past the character being female and her being a human being
Most movies written and directed by women tend to make it obvious they have an agenda to sell and it's feminism
>Female
>Human being
Pick one
It has already been said here, Disney has this problem, the same with Rey in Star Wars, with Captain Marvel and now with the She-Hulk, they have become the most super powerfull, better than all men that ever existed, with zero effort, there is no character development, it doesn't exist because there is no person there that understands, Kevin Feige was never that guy, but today this is evident
Can I jerk off to it???
To men ass, Yes!
O-okay.
>women
>being funny
Marveltrannies geting what they deserve.
>Quebecian opinion
into the trash it goes
She-Hulk is a fricking sex pest, She'd be fumbling at your belt buckle after you told her no 3 times.
> Disney is spamming She Hulk thru your Tinder matches.
Now that's shilling!
Say what you want about the show, but that's really damn good cgi
Advertising is a cancer
guess who makes up marketing departments nowadays
Careful anon. The Irish will cancel you for such blatant hatred
He meant women, genius
Wait is this real or a joke?
Absolutely real.
I need to go take a shower!
Gotta wonder what Disney Deadpool will be like.
If Disney decides to make a deadpool series, no doubt they're gonna meta the frick out of it and make an episode where deadpool shows up to set while they are filming a deadpool episode
I'm a huge fan of Ace Attorney, recommend me some Attorney kinos I would like.
Harvey Birdman is pretty funny if you like classic cartoons, the show was supposed to get a game with Phoenix Wright in it apparently but since no one in the west knew who he was at time we just got a Ace Attorney style game with some street fighter cameos
I totally forget Capcom made the Harvey Birdman game
Ally McBeal
The Ace Attorney anime
Harvey Birdman
Anons, you're going to watch my generic Marvel quipfest, right?
Chyna did it better.
She died a drug addled porn star prostitute
Still more respectable than She-Hulk
>later on it turns out someone from another universe has been body swapping into She-Hulk
>fricked Juggy
>tons of people hijack superhero bodies all the time
>use this to explain away errors
The pain has come back...
on it turns out someone from another universe has been body swapping into She-Hulk
I don't remember that
Yep. There was a whole " I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH JUGGERNAUT!" thing because of a continuity gaff, so they explained it away as multiverse nonsense.
No she fricked Juggernaut.
So did she or not?
2 writers against 1 hack.
So she did.
shed died how she lived: a man
why doesn't she turn into a giant buff lady like the hulk does it looks like she just turns green? I might watch if she did.
If the critics hate it it's going to be a good show, that's how the process works, right?
Usually. We'll find out next week I guess.
Can phase 4 just end already
kind of gives me hope that even soiboi consoomers can only have so much tolerance for bottom of the barrel entertainment
beta-male pedophiles will defend it on troony discords ad infinitum. Problem is they don't actually really watch the show either and the female audience will be absent because they don't care about shitty shows without dreamy handsome men to fawn about.
>pronouns in bio
sounds absolutely based to me
If she can Marry a Dog, Then she can frick Juggernaut.
No ass
we were robbed
Where's the leotard
No breasts either it seems. Why can't they make a sexy female character anymore?
Now post some non-bigoted previews
generic shill comments
>"Disney please give us free tickets to your new Star Wars hotel!"
I would be indifferent if this man's remains were found hanging by meat hooks in some deranged psychopath's damp basement.
What an embarrassment to our gender
Which flag is that?
https://queerdom.fandom.com/wiki/Greysexual
yup, he's a pedophile.
>you just know
Pits+ didn't read
What pits?
>it's pure fun
No one ever said that about a movie unironically
It's shillspeak made up by advertisers
She-Hulk is one of the biggest hypocrites.
>I didn't sleep with Juggernaut, But I did sleep with all of Staten Island including my Boss & several co-workers.
Interesting, I'll check out Grace Randolph's review.
Damn she's being brutal
>the quality of MCU has become quite poor and with She-Hulk it's crossing over into a little bit insulting.
God she's even more shrill than I remember
would you rather choose a near bloody amd extremely painful.diarrhea for 3 days (multiple shits throught the day) or 5 continous viewings (with 6 hr sleep i tervals) pf entire season of she hulk attorney at law?
latter
Even Grace knows people won't like it. Its over
>chasing around after juggernauts sloppy seconds
uhhh.... based department???
>i'm totally okay with Scott's sloppy seconds however.
They picked bad character for that joke
2nd issue in a row her hitting on a co-worker.
Fricking pig.
Who's Jean than Logan!?!?
Slott is a hack.
Jean isn't Juggernaut-specific sloppy seconds. Logan has no problem with OPP in general.
God that art's mediocre. People shit on Liefeld, but at least his art as flavour.
Manletbros we win again.
who is actually watching this stuff
would it have any unironic viewers that are actually keen for lawyer femme-hulk
>would it have any unironic viewers that are actually keen for lawyer femme-hulk
Female fans of Slott's run.
Poor saps who think it would be like a Harvey Birdman attorney at law but live action.
Marvelsois who watch all shows.
Bots
>Female fans of Slott's run.
No such creature.
Man, it's a shame it was so long ago as I don't even have the hard drive I would have saved it on anymore, but I remember when this issue dropped on Cinemaphile and everyone edited Tony in that first panel into every male character ever and made this insanely long gif to make fun of what a massive bawd she is.
Seeing a lot of the positive reviews doing the "I'm sick of Marvel just like you... but this show won me over." and it the same critics who are always easy lays for exactly this sort of shit.
The fact that the main Hulk isn't even angry anymore undercuts the whole "What if a Hulk had a regular job and was normal?" thing.
>a bunch of twitter checkmarks hate it
Wait, is this actually gonna be good?
Why the frick does Hulk look like that? Eric Bana's Hulk was way better
Disney can't into CGI skin textures
i honestly believe tatiana is the best actress alive
im curious how she does in this
Why because of Orphan Black?
>childish
but arent all kids shows supposed to be...?
>Slott She-Hulk.
Frick off.
Jesus Christ, it's not about the comic, it's about the cover. Does the art inside in that book even look like the cover? The point is, consistently throughout the comics she's portrayed as curvy, busty and feminine. Dial down the autism for five seconds and just look at the art. Does the cover art look bad? No? Then shut the frick up. Of course Slott's She-Hulk sucks, Slott's everything sucks.
That cover art is bad too.
this was the official alternate cover cosplay by marvel (in ~2015/6) btw
i remember that in chyna she hulk porn she never took her green breasts out in the movie itself except for photo op
Chyna was a legit better person than She-Hulk.
I mean...did anyone with a functioning brain think this was going to be anything but a memeable disaster?
>Comedy
>Unfunny, Childish, Cringeworthy
It always was, especially in capeshit. Did something trigger redditoids?
>makes a complete mockery of the MCU cameos that pop in
Based?
>well, h-helloo beautiful
Damaged goods the character.
She slept with Juggernaut!
Oh that's fine.
She did marry a Dog & emotionally blackmail him into sex. That's bad.
Slott spiderman and She hulk get critized a lot( and most of times he deserve it) but in the end he was the lesser evil.
I read some post slott books writen by a better author and was boring as hell and the she hulk comics were worse than slott(yes , soule she hulk was bad)
Slott has 2 selfinserts as Jen's handlers.
I'm believing to think that Cinemaphile only heard about 2 or 3 writer doing something bad(King,Slott, Geoff) and they believe is the worst thing to happen to the character.
Slott completely ruined the character, The only thing people know about Jen is her being the biggest bawd of all of fiction.
Again , is not the worst thing that happen to the character,she got ruined in the 10s runs
Dr Light in Identity crisis, Gween Stacy in JMS spiderman run, Most X-men during Bendis, Tim Drake in the last 10 years , are better example of ruining characters than she hulk
>Again , is not the worst thing that happen to the character
Yes it is, She's just a c**t that uses people.
>She's just a c**t that uses people.
I prefer that than this
Because it's real lawyer stuff & not the frickardness of her cross-examining ghosts?
>Don't be mean with Soule run, it totally fixed She hulk, you should only post Slott shit
Kek, go back to resetera
>you should only post Slott shit
I never said that, Slott's run is an abortion.
>Please, don't say that the runs that followed Slott were even worse than him, Soule get better she hulk than his hac-AAAACK
>Going to the mat for this garbage.
Woo boy.
>Projectint
KWAB, you should go back
>Oh no! I didn't party in collage!
>I have to be an overcompensating prostitute the rest of my life.
This is how you bury a character.
>being that much of a stereotype
does she also blame her dad?
Well he is a Sheriff.
She should have been a bawd from the start.
God. Beyond the fact that she looks so ugly here, this artist doesn't understand how you do motion in comics. You show the before and the after, not the during because it ends up looking like that. You can show a freeze-frame in some circumstances, but you don't show the punch connecting or in this case one hand clasping the other and cracking knuckles. It looks wrong.
I watch She-Hulk for she.
But what does Bob “the kino inquisitor” Chipman have to say?!
do her clothes tranform with her? do we get to see some big green breasts, or does she somehow have big girl clothes at hand instantly
what does she-hulk really stands for?
Hedonism
Frick me man. I remember I was pretty hype for these shows years ago when they announced them;
-Moon Knight
-Runaways
-Cloak and Dagger
-She hulk
So far every single one was a let down. The hell happened?
Why did they ruin hulk
YASSSSSSSSSSSSS
Whom?
I have a fetish for women with super strength. Picking up cars and shit, gets me going, the more ridiculous the better. Will I like this show?